Subway Shorts – Telling Stories

As we finish up this week’s books, Batman begins to wrap his tale of the War of Jokes and Riddles to Catwoman, while Lois Lane looks for an exclusive interview with Deathstroke over in Superman.

Batman 31
Written by Tom King
Art by Mikel Janin, Hugo Petrus and June Chung

After proposing to Catwoman in an issue that had a lot of hype, Batman decided to tell her a story early in his career about the war between Joker and Riddler. A war Selina Kyle took part in, by the way, so she knows most of this already. And Tom King has been using this story to build anticipation for Selina’s answer to Bruce. The problem is, I really don’t care about what happened here.

We know that Batman sided with the Riddler and they were using Kite-Man (yes, Kite-Man) to infiltrate the Joker’s army, which was taken out one by one. The final battle in the war happens in this issue, with Joker, all by himself, being confronted by Riddler, Batman and half a dozen other villains.

Anyone else think Riddler looks kind of like John Cena?

The team puts down the Joker. So, end of story, right? God, no. Because Batman would never leave all these supervillains hanging around in a position of power! While Kite-Man double-crossed Joker to give Riddler an advantage, he also double-crossed Riddler to work with Batman, to help put the bad guys behind bars.

Riddler does not take kindly to this.

You can’t see him, his time is now.

Alright, NOW the story is over, right? AH-HA! No… Because Catwoman still has to give her answer, and there’s apparently STILL something Bruce needs to tell her before she can make an informed decision. I can’t imagine what revelation the next issue will bring, but if I were Catwoman, I would say because Bruce is such a crappy storyteller. They needed how many issues to get through this?

I may be getting sick of Tom King on Batman.

Superman 31
Written by James Bonny
Art by Tyler Kirkham and Arif Prianto

Another fill-in issue with a different creative team moves the focus away from Superman and onto his wife, as Lois Lane puts her mind to getting an exclusive interview with the world’s deadliest assassin, Slade Wilson, also known as Deathstroke.

Lois’ dogged search for Wilson gets her cornered by a group of men who want Wilson for themselves, which gets a rescue from her husband. Deathstroke, being one of the most cunning strategists in the DC Universe, uses Lois to his advantage to take out the men who were searching for him.

Lois gets her story, Daily Planet managing editor Perry White is happy and everything works out, right? Come on now… We end the issue on a cliffhanger, as Deathstroke has now targeted Lois, firing a gun at her while she’s on the phone with her husband.

While I’ve generally enjoyed the main run on this book by Patrick Gleason and Peter Tomasi, I’ve also been glad to have these fill-in issues the last month or so, giving a break to the main narrative before business picks up again. Having a well-done story where Lois Lane shows off her journalism skills is a bonus. Despite all the heroes who have a connection to newspapers or the media, the representation of the career path is usually pretty bad. That’s not the case here.

DC Comics is definitely getting into a groove where they’re getting Superman right. Between Dan Jurgens’ great writing on Action Comics and fun stories like this here, it really is a good time to be a Superman fan.

  • Diddly

    FIRST

  • The Professor

    Made it through about 20 episodes of parks and rec so far.
    Ron Swanson is a national treasure.
    Tom is great.
    Leslie is getting better in season 2, but still not great.
    Mark sucks.
    Andy is great but it seems like there is not much for him to do for 6 seasons.
    I also have no clue why there is a documentary crew there.

    • Matt_InGeeked

      Keep wondering because they never tell you.

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        I assumed that it was some show on the Pawnee version of PBS, like Your Government In Action! or something, but that theory files out the window after Season 2.

        • Matt_InGeeked

          Yeah, sometimes it seems like it is a documentary, and then sometimes it’s like there aren’t any cameras. They play it very loose as time goes on.

          • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

            The bleeping of swearing and nudity confuses the issue further.

  • Facts

    I don’t think this is the Monday thread.

    • Matt_InGeeked

      It’s not.

      • Diddly

        Welp…

        • Matt_InGeeked

          Jumped the gun on that whole ‘FIRST’ thing, didn’t we Dids?!

  • Matt_InGeeked

    Like most things in life, I blame Ferrari.

  • Matt_InGeeked

    Wade to the Cavs possibly? Yay, another old guy! That should help.

  • Matt_InGeeked

    I wish I could work on the article at work. Maybe I’ll grow balls tomorrow and bring it with me if I don’t finish it tonight.

  • Marv

    Batman proposing to Catwoman sounds way better than what I’m currently reading in Cataclysm where Batman takes Penguin’s army of thugs and turns them into a contracted rescue crew. Woof it’s so bad.

    • Matt_InGeeked

      I don’t know. Is Batman giving them state retirement or 401K?

      • Marv

        Might as well it’s an eight point contract that these mobsters bitch about for five issues, “Man no one ever believe we could do good but this time we’ve got a shot to prove them all wrong!” Eww.

        • Matt_InGeeked

          That does sound bad.

    • It’s not.

  • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

    I’m officially rescinding Rihanna’s invitation to my house. The fact that she has no idea who I am and had no intention of coming to my house is irrelevant. Invitation revoked!

    • Matt_InGeeked

      You are such a rude boy.