Trailer Thursdays – August 24

It’s once again time to take a look at some of the trailers that catch my as we look to the future to see what will entertain us in the coming months.

Our first stop today is the trailer for AMERICAN HORROR STORY: CULT. The seventh season of AHS seems to be tied to what many people feel was actually a horror story: the 2016 presidential election:

AHS: Cult debuts on Sept. 5 on FX.

Staying on TV, the first season of the CW’s RIVERDALE was a lot more fun than I was expecting, and the second season promises more weirdness for Archie and the gang.

Riverdale season 2 premieres on Oct. 11.

Finally, INJUSTICE 2 has released its roster for Fighter Pack 2, which includes Aquaman villain Black Manta, Mortal Kombat character Raiden and Dark Horse Comics stalwart Hellboy… Weird…

That’s all for today. What are you looking forward to? Talk about it here!

  • Darn fine trailers that only the boss man can bring us!

  • Marv

    Someday I want to start watching American Horror Story. I only ever hear good things.

    • WorldWide Duck

      From what I’ve seen, they keep adding and adding plot threads and it turns into a gigantic mess.

      Coven was ludicrous after episode 6 or so.

      • I wasn’t feeling Coven from the beginning that’s why I dropped out after like two. I meant to go back for hotel but just haven’t

        • Part of our problem is Blanche is all for watching and then after Halloween isn’t in the mood for that kind of show anymore which the first handful of seasons had a big Halloween mid season finale of sorts leaving me weeks of do you want to watch? “no” “so I can watch without you” “yes”

        • WorldWide Duck

          *This is not a joke or exaggeration*

          Towards the end, Stevie Nicks, playing herself, shows up as a fellow witch and gives an inspirational speech to the young witches.

          The show then stops for a fifteen minute Stevie Nicks concert.

          • Marv

            …alright I guess I don’t need to watch it lol

          • I would give the first couple seasons a try. you can pick any season since they are all contained stories. (with slight cross over of characters here are there but nothing you need to know.)
            Again I really loved season 2

          • At the time loved season one but two was far superior

          • Marv

            Oh they’re all self-contained? I’ll definitely give 1 and 2 a try then if I ever get home

          • WorldWide Duck

            I legitamitely burst out laughing and Lady Duck just hung her head and was apologetic the show shed liked the previous season of let us down so badly.

    • I’ve watched seasons 1, 2, and 4. liked 1 a lot loved 2 enjoyed 4 a lot but it burned out.

      The problem is they tend to be a few eps to long.

      • Marv

        Everything seems to be a few episodes too long now. The Marvel Netflix shows are notorious for that. GoT at this point feels like its two seasons too long.

        • Well I disagree with the last part but then again I read the books so I think the show has done a great job cutting out the later book garbage and this season I think the pace is amazing. 1 ep of set up then all HOLY SHIT OMG WTF.

          It’s funny we grew up on 22 or more eps of tv and now are like…..ugh……13 is too many!
          You should watch Luther. Seasons go 6, 4, 4 and 2 (which was 2hour movies) episodes

          • Marv

            I’ve heard nothing but great things about Luther too! There are too many damn shows to watch.

          • agreed. but yeah Luther is pretty spot on start to finish.

        • Matt_InGeeked

          Everything seems to be a few episodes too long now. The Marvel Netflix shows are notorious for that.

          FTFY

          • Marv

            …I’m confused lol

          • Matt_InGeeked

            All Netflix original shows are too long.

            The strikethrough Marvel didn’t work at first.

          • Marv

            Oooooh ok lol

  • Matt_InGeeked

    I’m here.

  • Marv

    Today I added every version of the word queer I could think of to the list of moderated words haha, someone’s going to be tantruming all morning I bet

    • WorldWide Duck

      The part I’m most confused about that is “Who still has mod power that posts there?”

      • Marv

        Bonzai I’d imagine. Two years too late as far as I’m concerned.

        • WorldWide Duck

          Oh yeah! Forgot about Bonzai.

  • Matt_InGeeked

    10 lbs down. The belly is barely poking out at this point. I’d say a good 3-6 months of ab work and cardio, and I’ll be in the best shape since high school.

    • Marv

      I’m developing quite a skinny fat belly from eating pure shit for two weeks and doing nothing but sitting in a car.

      I’d rather just be fucking fat. A skeleton with a belly is somehow far worse.

      • Matt_InGeeked

        Dude, I completely get it. That was me. Not fat, just a weird skeleton with a gut.

        Technically, for my height, I should be like 225. At my heaviest, I was 209. It’s just that 25 lbs of it was just my gut.

    • TatR!

      well done Matt.

      • Matt_InGeeked

        Thanks Tay-Tay

  • WorldWide Duck

    Coven added a society of witch hunters in like episode 9 of 13.

    I think I actually yelled “STOP ADDING NEW CHARACTERS!!!” at my television.

  • Marv

    Today is he Slugger Factory. I expect to spend like $300 on stupid trinkets. Of course this assumes I can drag myself down to the car.

    • Matt_InGeeked

      You’re still in ATL?

      At this point, I’d drop the car off at Hartsfield-Jackson and fly my ass back to Seattle.

      • Marv

        I am. I left the ballpark in the fourth inning last night despite the Mariners being up. I was just too damn tired and seeing a million dads walking around doing their thing was annoying me. I still want to see Busch3 or I’d just start heading home. Hopping on a plane isn’t really an option.

        • should have just borrowed a kid for awhile

          • Marv

            I kind of wanted to.

          • Matt_InGeeked

            “Excuse me, sir? Could you please have your son scream in my face and throw his poop at my shoes? Thanks.”

          • “Hi, I know this may sound weird but I have been driving across the country for almost two weeks meeting people I only know from the internet on my way to new york for a Summerslam meet up where we didn’t end up watching any wrestling…..anyway.. I miss my son, can I borrow yours for an inning or two?……..Do you want to smoke some of my weed”

          • Marv

            This all seems reasonable.

  • I’m some how on Marv radio right now as I started a playlist not really paying attention to what was coming up and it’s gone from Beruit to foxy shazam

    • Marv

      So pretty much the music selection on my phone (plus some Drake) lol

      • I guess I should try more drake….when we were in Scotland they were playing Passionfruit all the time.. I ranted for like 20 miles to Blanche about how this isn’t even a song.. it goes no where. It’s like Drake stayed up all night partying and forgot he had to record a song the next day so they woke him up and he just sat a table mumbling words into a mic while trying to wake up

        • Marv

          I like him because he makes me feel like I can dance.

          • Matt_InGeeked

            Because he’s Canadian and they do everything awkward?

          • Marv

            Yep!

  • Marv

    Finally caught this weeks GoT last night. Super meh. Just get to the goddamn end already.

    • Matt_InGeeked

      I’m perfectly contented in never seeing an episode.

    • .i………..really…………don’t get you sometimes

      • Marv

        Dude I’m so fucking bored with “Jon Snow is dead! LOLnope!”

        • I just don’t get being into the show and not finding super satisfaction in finally some dragon ice zombie fighting. Like I can see people not being into dragon vs ice zombies… I don’t get people who have watched this much GoT not being into Dragon vs. Ice zombies

          • Marv

            I don’t care about any of the magic shit so this whole season is brutal. I’m in it for the political drama between the people vying for the throne. The ice monsters and dragon crap is dreadful and now they’re doubling down with ice monster dragons, yuck

          • are you a house of cards person?

          • Marv

            Up to this last season yeah. This last season was fucking wooooof.

          • It’s one of the shows we get a few eps in and never went back to.. I probably should just watch without her…but yet Spacey is one of her weird crushes of guys she would leave me for ….yeah I know he’s… but she doesn’t want to hear it

          • Marv

            The first few seasons are fantastic. This last season completely shit the bed with Underwood going 1000000000% against character

  • Matt_InGeeked

    So isn’t there a way to IP ban instead of name ban? Seems kind of stupid to just name ban someone. If you’re gonna do it, go all the way.

    • Marv

      He uses lots of IP spoofs. It’s all very simple, there are mods for Firefox and Chrome that let you change IP with the press of a button. Every time he’s banned here its by username and IP.

      I wish Kenny would stop begging him to come over here. I wish Kenny would stop doing a lot of things…

      • Matt_InGeeked

        I see. Well, it’s kind of hilarious that he doesn’t get a chance to even post. I like the rule of “if he posts once, he’s banned”. lol

        • Marv

          One time I banned him when like five of us were here and I did it so quickly no one even saw it haha

          “Wait did some moderation happen? That was fast!”
          “Yep…it’s a thing on this site.”

          • Matt_InGeeked

            Well, it’s just another reason why I love this place about x1,000 better than the last one we frequented.

          • I am slightly fascinated by that guy.. like 98% chance exploring that guy leads to the sad pathetic things you would assume but.. to try and wrap my head around that guy is ….something

          • Marv

            Just a super lonely guy that is desperate for attention and will go after it no matter what. The rest of us want attention too. We get it by starting conversations and going back and forth. He screams no no words because he knows it annoys the adults.

          • Yeah I figured all that but it’s like.. so do you really hate gays that much….or just some.. because you clearly hate gays to some degree. That much dedication can’t be all act.

            like it would be really insane if I was very neutral on Peyton Manning

          • Marv

            Oh I just have always assumed he’s gay himself.

          • Yeah I forgot to add this possibility

    • PK doing something? since I don’t see anything and he is the only one I have banned I’m assuming this is it

      • Matt_InGeeked

        Apparently he did too much trolling at the BoD and his main account got banned.

  • WorldWide Duck

    I don’t even remember what happened to the Jazz Trumpet player, serial killer ghost who showed up in Episode 8 of 13, on AHS: Coven.

    • Marv

      I don’t remember half the characters on GoT and they’re still doing things. Half the time now I’m like “oh that person died, was that a person I was meant to care about?”

    • Matt_InGeeked

      I watched the first 2 seasons of AHS, and then it got really gross and weird and corny with the Asylum and I quit.

  • Matt_InGeeked

    I can’t fucking type today. Ignore me.

  • Matt_InGeeked

    Back to Sinatra radio today.

    It keeps me from throwing myself off the building, so it’s for the best.

  • Matt_InGeeked

    1 winning ticket sold for the $759 million powerball jackpot.

    In Massachusetts.

    It would be funny if it was Elizabeth Warren and she told everyone to fuck off and started getting into Wallstreet trading with her new wealth.

    • Marv

      It was interesting being over here for all that. Lotto appears to be a much bigger deal on this side of the country.

      • Matt_InGeeked

        Very much so. We have many poor people who are naive and believe something will save them.

        Unlike west coast poor, who say fuck it and take a nap on a park bench.

        • Marv

          Lol yeah west coast poor just move to California and enjoy the beaches.

          • Matt_InGeeked

            It’s one of the many reasons southerners continually vote for guys who say they want to cut their taxes. They think by cutting their taxes, they have money to save or spend.

            Yes, that $2,000 a year you sent to the IRS from your $19,000/year salary will certainly go to your retirement and not new mudflaps for your 20 year old Dodge Ram.

          • Marv

            People were talking about lotto at the ballpark yesterday it was so strange. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone ever mention it back home.

          • Matt_InGeeked

            Those taxes aren’t making you poor. You’re poor because you have a low-paying job.

  • I think I’m dying…

    • Marv

      What’s going on man?

      • Woke up yesterday and started projectile vomiting. I’ve barely eaten anything since. This has progressed from hangover to head cold to slow, painful death. I am sad.

        • Marv

          Did you go to the doctor? I think I blame those nachos you ate on Sunday, should’ve just stuck to rum.

        • yikes that sucks man. hope you are better by the weekend…………also if you don’t pull through have you named a list of successors to TCG?

  • Matt_InGeeked

    @stevenferrari:disqus It may be some sort of respiratory infection. Sounds kind of what my wife has had twice in the last month. You probably need antibiotics.

  • Victory! The Mooch is now following me on Twitter!

    • Matt_InGeeked

      How did that happen?

    • Marv

      LOL

    • Who’s The Mooch?

      • Matt_InGeeked

        Trump’s former Comm Director for like 9 days.

  • Matt_InGeeked

    It’s supposedly the golden age of television, but I can’t bring myself to watching anything current. I think it’s a commitment issue.

    • Marv

      I think it is. There are by far more quality shows out right now than any other time in history. At least as far as drama goes, comedy is death right now which is sad because all these streaming options should mean legitimately edgy comedy

    • WorldWide Duck

      We need a return to disposable plug and play sitcoms. Something that requires no emotional investment. We need a new Family Guy!

      • Matt_InGeeked

        Family Guy? :/

        • WorldWide Duck

          Sure. Every week it returns to square one! Laugh at things because you recognize them and never think about it again. Look up from your phone, catch a joke, back to your phone, you betcha!

      • Diddly

        People don’t understand why I watch Family Guy, Simpsons, KOTH, etc on streaming services… because I can put it on as background noise while I do other stuff!

    • Rowlf

      A lot of the stuff I watch (Person Of Interest, The 100, Arrow, etc) I’m a year or two behind everyone else because I pick up the DVDs when they become cheap. It doesn’t particularly bother me being late to the party with these things.

      • Matt_InGeeked

        Same here. Hell, I’m watching Supernatural and I’m in the 2nd season.

        This year will be their 13th.

        • Matt_InGeeked

          ‘Cept I’m watching it on Netflix, not buying DVDs.

        • Rowlf

          I really like Supernatural! I watched the first 5 seasons on DVD in about 3 months (they’re really good) and just went on from there. That’s actually one of the few shows I actually do watch as it’s broadcast- though it wasn’t easy, British TV really fucked around with it for years before it found a settled home.

          • Matt_InGeeked

            I’ve liked it a lot. I didn’t think I would, but I was pretty hooked on it from the beginning. It can be cheesy at times, but when it’s good it’s really good.

    • Devin Harris

      I’d be inclined to watch more television if there wasn’t always the constant threat of being cancelled out of nowhere.

  • Marv

    Sigh. Alright I’m getting in the car. See you guys in a few hours, probably from Nashville.

    • Devin Harris

      You sound like Tony Schavione

  • DAJackson7

    Best part of last night was Hill blowing the no hitter in the 10th with a game losing homerun….so so great

  • Matt_InGeeked

    Every time I hear Moonlight Serenade I think of the movie Big.

  • Devin Harris

    I peeled one side of one log last night. This whole thing made a lot more sense in theory. Feel like I played four quarters of football .

  • Matt_InGeeked

    The more I think about the Cavs-Celtics trade, the more I like it.

    • WorldWide Duck

      How many years are left on Jae Crowder’s magical deal?

      • Matt_InGeeked

        Through the 2019-2020 season, I think.

        • Matt_InGeeked

          And IT4 is only this coming year.

          But I like the Nets pick. That should be a top 5 pick.

        • WorldWide Duck

          A truly Pippenesque contract.

          • Matt_InGeeked

            Thank god

    • Devin Harris

      It’s weird to trade with your direct rival but it made sense for both teams. The key to me was Jae Crowder. Now the Cavs don’t have to bother with Shumpert, Williams and whoever else they were scraping up off the sidewalk.

      • Matt_InGeeked

        Yeah, Crowder automatically becomes their best player off the bench.

      • Matt_InGeeked

        It should also be interesting to see how Jae and Lebron play with one another. I seem to remember them getting into a couple scuffles in some games.

        • Devin Harris

          LeBron is a guy that will try to get Crowder in the fold. I doubt LeBron’s sincerity in that kind of stuff but he doesn’t mind faking it with you

          • Matt_InGeeked

            I’m sure you’re right.

  • The Professor

    The new avclub layout is so so so so bad. For all the hate disqus gets, the kinja commenting system is a million times worse

    • Devin Harris

      Why is everyone switching to that? Change of parent companies or something?

      • The Professor

        that and cheaper in some ways

        Theringer switched to the vox site and no more comments on that site

        • WorldWide Duck

          Conspiracy Theory:

          Comments were disabled when Rembert debuted.

        • Devin Harris

          Probably for the best. They just don’t write anything that interest me.

    • What is avclub?

      • The Professor

        entertainment site news and reviews

      • The Professor

        i usually read it for game of thrones and other reviews

  • WorldWide Duck

    I’ve got some optimism about both my Suns and Eagles this year!

    • Matt_InGeeked

      You mean The Sun and The Eagle.

  • Matt_InGeeked

    I had an egg and a banana and I’m still hungry. Seriously considering a cheat day.

    • I had Greek yogurt and berries.

    • Madhav

      That’s not much of a breakfast.

      • Matt_InGeeked

        I’m doing a whole30 diet. My breakfast is usually a couple boiled eggs and a fruit. Sometimes I have some eggs in a different form.

  • Devin Harris

    The Celtics are better than the Cavs on paper, but the Cavs still have the best player in the league. I can’t declare Boston anything until they beat LeBron

  • WorldWide Duck
    • Devin Harris

      I really can’t understand how someone can be that bad. It has to be some kind of performance art.

    • Matt_InGeeked

      That’s awful.

  • Matt_InGeeked

    The internet is such a “let me read this quick and get out” thing, I never get the articles that go on for what seems like pages.

    Write 6 paragraphs on your subject and get the fuck outta there. Ain’t nobody got time for every thought in your head.

    • The Professor

      i like actually like listicles on some sites; makes it much easier to skim

      • Matt_InGeeked

        Listicles make complete sense on the internet. Whoever came up with the concept was a genius.

    • I’ll read long form if its a meaty enough topic, but generally yeah, the internet is for blurbs.

      • Matt_InGeeked

        Exactly. If it’s a legit subject like an expose on corruption or something, sure.

        20 pages on a day in the life of a Bills fan, or 10,000 words on why M.A.S.H was great probably isn’t necessary.

        • The Professor

          problem with those exposes is that that they are too expensive. I read somewhere that one internet expose on prison system cost like $2-300k and only made like $10k

        • WorldWide Duck

          10,000 words about attempting (and failing) to drink a bottle of Hpnotiq?

          • Matt_InGeeked

            The exact purpose of my post, yep.

    • TatR!

      Videos are the worst. Whichever guy decided “video content” was better for your brand or whatever than an article ruined the internet

  • DAJackson7
    • Matt_InGeeked

      Well, there goes his shitty radio show.

      • DAJackson7

        All their shows now are awful…they don’t even talk about games or anything like that..Bomani is the worst.

        • Matt_InGeeked

          I heard his show for the first time the other day. He is absolutely the worst. And he’s on the same channel as Lebatard, so that’s saying something.

  • The Professor
    • Matt_InGeeked

      Wrong site.

    • The Professor

      I really want to enter my classroom like this

  • WorldWide Duck

    Apparently, Rembert got let go by NY Magazine and Simmons snapped him back up lol

    https://www.theringer.com/platform/amp/2017/8/21/16177218/ti-classic-period-anthems-bracket

    • The Professor

      I dont think I have ever read a good article from him

      • WorldWide Duck

        It’s like they let Magnitude from Community write a regular column.

        • The Professor

          Pop pop

    • Miko363

      The Ringer is just so much nothing.

      • WorldWide Duck

        The site is pointless, but I like the podcasts.

  • FriendshipIsTheBest!

    Good morning guys! You think I could get PiKachu unbanned here for maybe just a day? Last night, he promised to finally admit that he wants to be my friend if I got him unbanned!!! You think Ferrari would allow it to happen? After all, my goldfish and him share the same name!!!

    • Matt_InGeeked

      No.

      • FriendshipIsTheBest!

        But guys…I’ve been waiting for this moment for a long time!

        • Matt_InGeeked

          You’ll be okay.

    • No

    • WorldWide Duck

      No.

    • DAJackson7

      No

    • Marv

      Stop this. Seriously. Stop inviting him over. I’m not kidding dude.

    • Why are you trying to ruin it here?

  • Grrr.. I go down stairs because I have no idea what this av request i’m looking at means so I go to ask the person…. before I can get there someone comes running to get me “we forgot to put a request in and it’s starting right now ” so I have to come back upstairs to take care of that before dealing with the other thing which is a skype call… its 2017 you don’t need my help for a skype call

  • WorldWide Duck

    I’m glad I was voted to be allowed into this exclusive, egalitarian brotherhood of geeks.

    • Matt_InGeeked

      You’re welcome.

    • There was a vote?

      I like the duck jokes.

      • Matt_InGeeked

        The vote is if you aren’t banned, you can post.

    • Marv

      Well we let Dougie post so why not

  • Friendship is becoming Kenny’s weird bizzaro world Detta Walker

    • Matt_InGeeked

      I don’t get the reference.

      God, I feel like Mahn.

  • Diddly

    Helloooooooooo Casuals!

    • Matt_InGeeked

      Hello enemy of Friendship!

      • Marv

        That’s rapidly becoming a long list of people.

        • Matt_InGeeked

          Was Kenny as weird in person as he projects here?

          • Marv

            Weirder lol

          • Matt_InGeeked

            Is he trying too hard or do you think he’s legit that way?

          • Marv

            He’s a legit goof, and I love him. I’m just tired of him actively fucking with this place. We have a good thing going I’m surprised that of all people he’s the one trying to ruin it

          • Matt_InGeeked

            Yeah, I like him too. I wish he would stop trying to mess with things though.

  • Marv

    Out of Atlanta, I got real lucky on this traffic wasn’t bad at all getting in or out. Holy hell though, the other side coming in was backed all the way up into the woods outside of Rome. And that’s like an ocean away those people are never getting to work.

    • The Professor

      Did you go to the ddpyoga studio?

      • Marv

        Is this where he lives? I can see it. It’s a nice town I wish I’d had any time to explored it

    • Matt_InGeeked

      I have many friends in ATL, and it usually takes them 90 minutes to get to work no matter which side they live on.

      • Marv

        Fuuuuuck that. The traffic I was seeing looked miserable. I’m glad I got super lucky I don’t have the stamina at this point to do stop and go.

      • Diddly

        That’s my life this week driving into Austin from the burbs

  • Diddly
    • Matt_InGeeked

      Best thing I’ve read today.

  • I was to have attended the baseball on Saturday but there was a wife-centric miscommunication and we didn’t get the tix.

    If they still play in September I will look into those games.

  • Facts
  • The Daily Hollywood Headline Roundup:
    Evidently unsatisfied with the vast amounts of money she makes by fleecing dumb women with mystic fake products and vagina steamers Gwyneth Paltrow is returning as Pepper Potts for the upcoming Avenger movies and has been seen on set.

    DCMU continues to get more disjointed and chaotic as The Batman movie…The Batman is not going to be part of the justice league universe…because why would you want to continue to build a universe where characters and movies play in the same world… no one could make any money doing that.

    Joss Whedon has cut Jesse Eisenberg’s Lex Luthor from Justice League…probably because Eisenberg has too much respect for women and Whedon is a woman hating monster!

    (I swear some of this won’t be DC news) The dierector of Crazy Stupid Love is likely to direct the Joker Harely Quinn movie… that is right this is the one with Leto in it…not the one that is disconnected from the Justice League universe involving Martin Scorsesse

    Word is we have a name for the Untitled Han Solo movie …Han Solo: A Star Wars Story…………….yep

    Gerald’s Game (based on the Stephen King book hits netflex Sept 29th. Carla Gugino accidentally kills her husband while she is handcuffed to the bed during some kinky times and I’m assuming hilarity ensues from there…. or maybe horror …yeah probably horror

    • DAJackson7

      Good Lord DC is ran by morons

    • whoops got a phone call didn’t mean to his send….. yeah I guess that’ sall I had…

      That’s the latest Hot Gos from Hollyweird.. No PK edition

    • Marv

      No Lex is fucking great news

    • Diddly

      So that confirms the end of Batfleck, no?

      • He and his team continue to say he will be playing batman as long as WB wants him.. so ::shrug::

  • Miko363

    I normally don’t get too outraged by dopes on Twitter, because the internet is really kind of a cesspool so I try to sidestep foolishness, but last night finally did it:

    Greg Bedard, who lives in my town and got laid off from Sports Illustrated recently, started his own online venture Boston Sports Journal, a paid subscriber-based site covering the Boston sports scene. To garner interest and build a subscriber base, he snagged 3 Boston sportswriters who were out of work at the time, and being long-time Boston sports writers, do happen to be white men. He put his life savings into this endeavor and it’s actually a great sports site. No hot takes or talking head phony argument bullshit.

    One woman gets wind of it online and suddenly Twitter feminists, who know nothing about what he invested and have no dog in the fight, start piling on about semantics and his hiring practices. Because you’re expected to have a fully diverse staff after being up and running for one fucking month and with only 3 hires thus far. If your response is not word for word what they want to hear, you’re wrong and terrible. And if you say “female” instead of “woman” in an rushed, offhand tweet, you’re a misogynist and hate women and won’t hire them. Like they immediately assumed he went out of his way to not hire women or people of color.

    As the saying goes…”This is why no one likes you.”

    I know, I know, it’s best to just disengage at that point…

    • Diddly

      Awful

    • Treat people as fair and equally as possible in real life and completely ignore the talking politics of equality, particularly online, and particularly on Twitter.

      It will make you hate everyone.

    • Matt_InGeeked

      I just wouldn’t respond, like you said at the end.

      Everybody on the internet is offended by something.

      • Miko363

        Like, it takes real effort to be that outraged all the time. It’s not worth it.

        • why do you spend so much time and effort hating women?

          • Madhav

            to earn the super exclusive “woman-hater” badge.

          • I apologize I will correct myself. womyn for those who don’t want man in the name of their gender

          • Miko363

            That badge will get me any job I want, all I have to do is flash it and boom, HIRED!

  • Diddly

    Did I miss something involving PK and this place?

    • Marv

      He’s been banned immediately upon every appearance and now Kenny is trying to get him to come troll harder.

      • Diddly

        Dammit Kenny!

        • Marv

          I’m very over it. It may be time for that account to ride the bench for a few days.

      • Does Kenny really want me to ban him, too? I don’t want to do that, but I will…

        • Marv

          I’ve been considering it all morning.

    • Miko363

      Looks like he was out of control on the night thread at the BoD and finally got the boot then showed up with a new profile.

    • Matt_InGeeked

      No.

  • I’m sure this is not the case because… that would involve planning and thinking but I wonder with all these multiple versions of characters if they are considering doing a Crisis on Infinity Earth type story eventually

  • Matt_InGeeked

    I can’t imagine getting up and doing my normal routine, and having to drive for 90 minutes to work every day and doing it twice. 3 hours in the car every day.

    • I have managed in the two moves I made in the past decadeish to get the whole round trip down from an hour to 40, to 20

      • Matt_InGeeked

        It takes me 17 minutes to get to work. I live 9.5 miles from work.

    • WorldWide Duck

      Podcasts become your friend and the open road becomes your confidante.

      • Matt_InGeeked

        I actually don’t listen to any podcasts. I used to listen to Austin when I cared about that sort of thing, but nothing now days.

        • WorldWide Duck

          I enjoy How Did This Get Made. It takes the MST3K idea and turns it into a Book Club type thing instead of a substitute for having friends.

        • Madhav

          I listen to chapo trap house and that’s about it.

    • Diddly

      I live 12 miles from work and it takes me 30-45 minutes to get there and 1-1.5 hours to get home in the afternoon.

      • that sucks
        yea I go from about 10 to 20 during rush hour but still can’t complain too much

        • Diddly

          It’s only because Austin has a whopping 1 highway going north/south, and 2 2 lane roads to get in and out of downtown

      • Matt_InGeeked

        Yikes. Where are you at again, Dids?

        • sounds like he is likely stuck in traffic

          • Matt_InGeeked

            That he is.

        • Diddly

          Austin. 1 highway and the roads are designed to handle the flow of traffic from the 1970s

          • Matt_InGeeked

            At least you live in what I’ve been told is a cool, progressive, hip town.

          • TatR!

            That’s where Alex Jones lives!

          • Matt_InGeeked

            I take it back.

          • Diddly

            He actually lives in a suburb called Dripping Springs, which is roughly an hour outside of town!

            Lots of crazies out that way!

          • Miko363

            That’s the problem with most highways now unfortunately.

          • Diddly

            90% of the problem is when you enter the highway, the entry lane ends immediately, so traffic backs up on the feeder roads. Then, people on the highway get selfish and refuse to zipper merge, causing everyone to back up. And God help you if there is a wreck

          • Miko363

            Oh and my wife is going to Austin next month! It’s for work so she’s really not excited at all.

          • Diddly

            She will probably be told to eat at the hip, trendy restaurants that cost an arm and a leg!

          • Miko363

            Oh it’s not on her dime at all, so she’ll eat wherever they’re paying for.

    • DAJackson7

      From the time i wake up, get ready, take the dogs and drive to work is fifteen minutes

    • My commute is about an hour between on foot, and two subway lines.

  • Miko brings up a good point.. why hasn’t Ferrari brought any womyn in to write for the site??

    • There are two.

        • ok but in fairness not in the last like 4 pages of posts….you need a meet the crew page

          • I have one, and I can only put up what people give me. They don’t want to be bothered with it, I don’t push.

          • stop correcting me with facts!

          • Stop talking out of your ass

          • you need to update that page though.. you have no women or Marv or Dave on there

          • nah

          • TatR!

            hey what did he do

          • If it’s a girl you should put a pink ribbon emoji on the page so we know.

          • TatR!

            I understand all those “this site is unsafe” warnings I used to get now, dangerous female opinions within

          • TatR!

            The women bailed when the comments section became filled with us deplorables is my theory

      • Diddly

        *wipes crumbs/trash off table, put on pants, gargles Listerine*

        I’d do something about the odor but I need time to shower

    • Miko363

      There are real issues with this in the workplace in general, I’m not pretending there isn’t.

      My story below is just an example of what to me is wildly misguided anger and busting out the pitchforks just to make a point.

  • Matt_InGeeked

    AMC Theaters to Allow Women to Post at the Geekery in an Appeal to Women and Peyton

    • Jeff Fisher looks like the kind of guy to go “alright….women hanging out around here now …sweet”

      • Diddly

        Jeff Fisher looks like the kind of guy who leans against the wall at a bar eyeing every chick thinking that they’ll think he looks so cool that they’ll HAVE to come over and talk to him

  • WorldWide Duck

    The Lowe Post is a good basketball podcast.

  • I’m going to go lie back down. I hate all of you.

  • FriendshipIsTheBest!

    Marv and everyone… I read through today’s comments, and if you have to ban someone, then ban me and not Kenny… He’s my friend, and we’re not the same person, and he had nothing to do with the PK stuff…I just wanted everyone to be friends, is all… In any case, don’t punish Kenny for my own dreams and aspirations… He’s nice and doesn’t deserve it…

    • Matt_InGeeked

      ….

      • TatR!

        did i miss something

        • Matt_InGeeked

          Kenny started appealing as Friendship to have PK unbanned for some reason, and now Ferrari and Marv are starting to get annoyed. Kind of understandable in this instance, since he’s basically egging on the notion of having a troll hang around here.

          • FriendshipIsTheBest!

            Kenny isn’t me, Matt, and I wouldn’t lie to my friends… Keep him out of this…

          • Matt_InGeeked

            Okay.

    • WorldWide Duck

      The true sign of a great friend is standing up and defending their friend.

      Kenny is a lucky fellow to have a friend like you.

    • Seriously. Right now, knock it off.

    • I got a legit chuckle out of your interaction with him.

  • WorldWide Duck

    I used to do a 2 hour commute. From a sleepy NH town all the way to the Trapp Family Lodge. Nice place, it always smelled of hot chocolate.

  • TatR!

    We’re staying at home all this week but I’m so frustrated and irritable right now that sometimes the Quality Time isn’t of the best quality. I went out to the supermarket for stuff for us yesterday and I couldn’t find something right away and just wanted to trash the aisle, hurl my basket across the room and storm out. Didn’t though. But that’s what I’d be like if I went to work. One frozen screen on my laptop for a second and that laptop would eat the ceiling.

    • Marv

      It’s ok to feel angry and frustrated dude. Don’t take it out on the wife obviously but if you feel like smashing something you really should, it could help.

      • TatR!

        Nah I’m not taking anything out on her, everyone’s just a bit fried and short sometimes. And then we’re off on our own and it’s like well this is no good either so

        • Marv

          I’m just saying dude, you have the right to be upset. Go smash a box or something I bet it would help just a bit

  • So any thoughts on the Tig Notaro/ Louis CK thing going on? I tend to be rumors are rumors unless some real evidence comes along but Tig, his former good friend and still producer of her show (evidently now in name only) really leading the charge for him to come clean about stuff he did towards women seems like a real thin branch to stand out on if there isn’t fire behind the smoke

    • WorldWide Duck

      Yeah, there’s been a lot of smoke for a while now.

      Also, Louie never struck me as being captain pureheart, lawful good great guy.

      • Yeah I mean one would think he has a family and is a huge star he wouldn’t do something like that …………..but at the same time if you look at his body of work…. that all comes out of the mind of a guy who…….might do something like this

    • TatR!

      I read an AV article (holy shit that new website jfc) that was low on anything real. Even some of the rumours appear to be about someone else and they’ve just wedged them all together based on something the genuinely stupid Jen Kirkman said. And Tig’s “It’s time for Louis to come clean about sexual assault (now that he may have copied a sketch of mine) comes across as weak ass.

      • Hey Jen isn’t stupid!

        She is over preachy and stuff but can be funny

        • TatR!

          Bernie Sanders.

          Is a Russian agent.

          • I did not hear that one but Imagine it was a joke.

            I know she went over the deep end with pro hilary tweeting but

          • TatR!

            Not a joke. She went over the deep end in a way that only a stupid person could.

          • OK I looked it up… yeah..that’s weird

      • The redesign is awful. I had a bunch of review archives bookmarked and they’ve all been wiped.

      • The stolen skit is pretty hinky considering their relationship.. he’s was much funnier though

  • Mikey

    Is that Riverdale show any good?

    • I liked it

      • Mikey

        I’ll probably check it out.

        • It’s Dawson’s Creek meets Twin Peaks with Archie Comics characters. Just a silly popcorn show.

      • Go to bed!

        • I’m in bed! I have the first episode of Iron Fist on, it may be making me sicker.

          • FriendshipIsTheBest!

            That show is awesome!

    • TatR!

      I thought it was alright. Has some real issues. The heavy-handed narration is terrible and nearly sinks the show for me, but it’s decent entertament

  • Madhav

    “‘Crazy Stupid Love’ Filmmakers to Write, Direct Joker and Harley Quinn Movie”

    this will end well.

    • He’s crazy, she’s stupid and they are in love!

      • Matt_InGeeked

        Why is SHE stupid, Peyton?! Do you hate women?

        • ……….I thought of adding (I’m kidding I don’t think she is stupid she was a Dr. after all. I was just making a joke) but thought I would not run the misogyny stuff into the ground…

          • Matt_InGeeked

            I haven’t seen the film. I was just adding to our jokes from earlier.

    • Miko363

      That movie was perfectly average.

    • FriendshipIsTheBest!

      I liked Crazy Stupid Love!

  • WorldWide Duck

    Hardcore History is also a good podcast.

    • Miko363

      I tried it once, I couldn’t do it solely because of Dan Carlin’s annoying voice and awkward tone and inflection. Impossible to listen to.

    • FriendshipIsTheBest!

      My favorite is Bruce Pritchard! Conrad cracks me up, and it’s really in depth! They are like 3 hours long!!!

    • Madhav

      ehh,if you don’t like reading history books.

      • WorldWide Duck

        I do not.

      • Miko363

        I prefer history books, with the podcasts I find myself tuning out since I can’t keep track of everything while driving. I’ve kinda given up on Mike Duncan’s Revolutions for that reason.

      • Marv

        lol

    • TatR!

      No attention span for a 4 hour podcast. It’s too detailed, I’d rather read a book. Podcasts are for comedy and chat for me, not actually learning.

      • WorldWide Duck

        And sports?

        • TatR!

          yeah, and for sports. There’s a couple of funny football podcasts I listen to

    • Marv

      My favorite.

  • Kermode and Mayo’s Film Review is an excellent podcast, it is a little too long though.

    • TatR!

      yeah that got a bit long for me. I used to like it a long time ago when it was barely an hour

  • WorldWide Duck

    Bloodsport also dropped on Hulu, so I am watching that again soon.

  • The only talk radio that I’ve ever listened to was Coast to Coast AM in the 1990s while very high. Generally I’m not one to listen to people talk about stuff.

  • So why is the AV club over at ExGawker

    • WorldWide Duck

      It’s being prepared for subliminal liberal fnords to be inserted.

      • Matt_InGeeked

        Is it subliminal if you know it’s subliminal?

    • TatR!

      It’s terrible. I use their old TV reviews as I’m watching older shows (currently GoT) and the comments sections were always great, full of funny lines and interesting points (just like here!). Now they’ve ditched disqus they all appear to be gone

      • I went to their wiki page and there is nothing about this and still has The Onion as the owner

  • Diddly

    So how shitty was shitty Big Brother last night?

    • I can honestly say that I’ve never seen a moment of that program.

    • Matt_InGeeked

      That show is still on the air?

      • Diddly

        This is the 19th season!

        • TatR!

          I have a theory that the longest running TV shows are often the worst.

          • Marv

            Simpsons is a good example of that.

          • WorldWide Duck

            Five great years and 20 mediocre ones.

          • WorldWide Duck

            It’s super duper obvious when the Parks writers left.

          • TatR!

            The Simpsons
            WWE Raw
            Big Brother

            fuck kill marry?

          • Marv

            Can I just kill myself and skip the other choices?

          • TatR!

            you can

          • Law and Order, Simpsons, and South Park were (are) all very good, diminishing returns of later seasons aside.

          • Diddly

            Doctor Who

  • Marv

    Whew this is tough. Traffic isn’t bad but it’s everywhere. Like we’re all going 75 but it’s just an endless mass of cars so it’s always passing and being passed, no big open spots to just kind of hide in. Not feeling super safe this morning lol

    • Matt_InGeeked

      I’m assuming you’re going up 75? It should clear up a little after Marietta.

      • Marv

        Yeah, I’m there now. I think now I turn into 24 or something I forget what the obnoxious map cunt said before I pulled over

        • Matt_InGeeked

          I think 75 turns into 24 after you get to Chattanooga.

          • Marv

            Wherever I’m turning it’s 10 miles away lol

            I’m still in Georgia I know that much

          • FriendshipIsTheBest!

            You’re in Georgia?!!!! Guess who else lives in Georgia!!!!!!!! Here’s a hint: it’s not Kenny…

          • Matt_InGeeked

            Chipper Jones.

          • FriendshipIsTheBest!

            Huh? Who’s Chipper Jones? I meant someone else…

          • Matt_InGeeked

            Me?

          • FriendshipIsTheBest!

            AJ Styles!!!

          • Matt_InGeeked

            Oh.

          • DAJackson7

            Gainesville, which is Northeast of Atlanta!

          • Best_in_the_World

            You

          • DAJackson7

            That is correct.

  • Do they still have Survivor?

    • Diddly

      Yep!

      • I watched the second episode of the first season and thought to myself “this seems dumb.”

        Then I watched the first episode of the second season. I was eating a pizza as I recall. “This is definitely dumb” were my thoughts on that occasion.

  • WorldWide Duck

    Q: What side of a duck has the most beautiful feathers?

    • WorldWide Duck

      A: The Outside

      • I don’t believe this. Let’s skin and gut you just to be sure they aren’t on the inside.

  • Diddly

    I’ve always wanted to do a long road trip from like Miami to Seattle, but reading Marv’s travel tales makes me just want to fly everywhere

    • WorldWide Duck

      Vermont to San Diego was a fun road trip. Nebraska is very boring though.

    • Matt_InGeeked

      I don’t know if I could do it alone. I used to drive by myself to see my parents who live 9 hrs away, and man…that sucked after hour 6.

    • FriendshipIsTheBest!

      Hey Diddly!

      • Diddly

        Hi Friendship!

    • I rode a bus for 2-3 days on two separate occasions. It was ok when I was 22, but I wouldn’t do it now.

      I like road trips though.

    • Marv

      It’s been the best experience of my life. It is however extremely exhausting lol

    • chicagodem79

      I don’t think I could cross the country twice like Marv is doing lol, but I can (and have in the past) done maybe 2 to 3 day road trips.

      • Diddly

        Yeah smaller ones seem better the older I get. Something like San Diego to Seattle, then Atlanta to New York, etc. Allows you to see a lot more

      • I haven’t gone quite as far, but I did go from CA to WV in 1994, came back a year later, then drove from AZ to WI in 2005, then did a tour that took me from WI to a number of states including CA & WI in 2009. My grandfather passed in 2009 or 2010; when that happened, I flew out for services and drove back in his SUV, which I inherited.

  • chicagodem79

    Woah, just perusing the comments this morning….looks like I missed quite a night last night….I always miss the absurd stuff lol.

    • I fixed my toilet! It took about 2 hours, all told. Had to cut out the tank bolts and get new ones, which was a second, unplanned trip to The Depot.

    • just looked through that stuff from last night…. so…so sad and needy

  • Marv

    SunTrust by the way is a glorious park, maybe Top Ten. It would be Top Five if the skyline outside the stadium was worth a shit rather than just being glass buildings with giant NBC and Comcast logos. I 100% believe those buildings were built strictly to have advertising on them and probably have 80% empty floors

    • Marv

      It was nice though I had two seperate ushers give me I unrequested tours through different parts. They were just so excited to show off their spot and I don’t blame them.

    • chicagodem79

      Nice stadium built under questionable pretenses lol. As long as public money isn’t being used to build stadiums, I don’t care how often teams do it.

    • DAJackson7

      I am ready to go check it out next year for sure

      • Marv

        Get a seat in the 120s, padded seats and unlimited drinks and unlimited food including sushi lol

        • DAJackson7

          Still can’t believe you left unlimited drinks that early

          • Marv

            I was getting cunty, that’s never a good scene lol

  • Marv

    Checking the Slugger museum hours, Jesus they close at 5pm haha

    I’m going to have to go in the morning because the four hour drive to STL. I’m stopping way too much today to make it in time.

    • DAJackson7

      It’s pretty cool for sure

      • Marv

        I’m very excited for it. I’ll spend $300 on bullshit memorabilia I bet

    • You coming back through WI or no?

      • Marv

        Nah, St Louis then across through KC and Denver

        • chicagodem79

          Nice, say hi to Columbia for me along the way lol, you’ll be passing right by the alma mater.

  • I am interested in none of these trailers.

  • Marv

    Alright back to the road. I like Tenneessee a lot. These are whiskey people and that language is universal.

    • Mikey

      Tennessee is an underrated chill state. All my Clients in TN are super fucking nice.

      • Dwayne

        I’m gonna try to find my TN girlfriend from last week. Lmao

        • Mikey

          LOL, she said she’s there everyday!

  • Mikey

    Who is the epitome of a character that looked way older than the character that they were playing. Stuff like WHAS doesn’t count.

    • WorldWide Duck

      Andrea on 90210.

      • Oddly enough, I agree.

        • WorldWide Duck

          Its like, “Why is this 33 year old woman playing a 15 year old?”

          • Guy that played Brandon was in his 40s, I think, before the show was done. Didn’t look it.

          • Dwayne

            Steve was old.

          • DAJackson7

            I was just thinking about how old Steve was in that show last night oddly enough

          • Diddly

            He’s supposed to be a HS senior but looks more like a college senior on a victory lap

          • WorldWide Duck

            Everybody on that show loomed too old, but Andrea looked five years older than they did.

          • Dwayne

            The other girls besides Andrea were young looking because they weren’t much more than 18. The guys and Andrea were old. David was young too.

          • WorldWide Duck

            Dylan looked pretty old.

          • Dwayne

            He looked about 29 when he was supposed to be a senior.

          • chicagodem79

            Yep, was gonna say, the girls other than Andrea, and BAG actually kind of looked like teenagers (at least in the early years of the show). It was silly, but didn’t really hurt the entertainment value though.

          • Dwayne

            The Notorious BAG

          • Diddly

            I’m watching Season 1 right now and I’d argue that Kelly and Brenda and David looked their age

          • Diddly

            I love the Family Guy gag about that

      • Dwayne

        Very true.

    • Wilford Brimley in everything he played before like 2000

    • Cordelia looks a lot older in some of the later Angel episodes.

    • Cordelia in Buffy.

      • Varies. Depends on the episode. Very true in later eps of Angel.

        • Mikey

          They seemed to kinda retcon her into an adult in her late 20s. At least it seemed that way to me.

    • Madhav

      Every Shah Rukh Khan movie for the past decade.

    • Oh, fuck. Most of the fucking cast from Grease, especially Rizzo / Stockard Channing. How did anyone accept that they looked like high schoolers???

    • James Dean in Rebel Without A Cause. Although he actually was young. I think he was just traumatised by all the bummings he took from casting directors (allegedly).

    • Matt_InGeeked

      The entire cast of 90210.

      • Matt_InGeeked

        I didn’t notice this was already said.

  • Diddly

    Huh, apparently the tropical storm will now become a hurricane, and evac warnings are being issued from Corpus Christi to Houston

  • Matt_InGeeked

    Lunch: Salad

  • Dwayne

    The did 11th grade twice in 90210. The first season they were juniors then they came back after the summer and still were in the same grade. lmao

    • Miko363

      Maybe they were all just really fucking stupid?

      • Dwayne

        I’ll go with this.

      • TatR!

        Story checks out

    • chicagodem79

      I actually think it was kind of funny how a show about a bunch of rich, white kids in California was surprisingly popular among black folks as well. I remember almost everybody in my high school watched the show regularly and talked about it.

      • Dwayne

        It was a teen show that dealt with real shit. Not in a g rated way either like Saved by the Bell. They actually had sex, drank and did drugs. Real drugs. Not caffeine pills.

        • Matt_InGeeked

          Kelly’s mom loved coke!

          • Dwayne

            The Walsh parents were the only ones that weren’t fucked up.

          • Matt_InGeeked

            Yeah, but Jim almost had an affair with his secretary once!

          • Mikey

            They still had shit going on. They weren’t 100% perfect and chipper. Mrs Walsh wanted to bang that other dude at one point.

          • Dwayne

            True.

          • chicagodem79

            Dylan drank, did drugs, and ran his car off a cliff!

          • Dwayne

            His dad was a gangster!

        • chicagodem79

          Totally agree, they dealt with topics you really didn’t see on TV too much at all.

  • TatR!

    Natalie Dormer is sexy af

    • Diddly

      Her bare titties look weird to me. Like 75% deflated whoopie cushions

      • TatR!

        I’ve seen better breasts but as an overall package she’s smoking

    • Matt_InGeeked

      who dat

      • TatR!

        Queen…. Something in Game Of Thrones

        • Diddly

          And she’s in some other Medieval show from… Cinemax?

          • TatR!

            She played Queen… Something in The Tudors

  • Mikey

    @disqus_KRnknhYmrt:disqus how is Season 1 of Angel going for you?

    • Matt_InGeeked

      Probably well, since that show rules.

      • Mikey

        I love Season 1. Super gritty!

        • Matt_InGeeked

          It’s more of a crime-show in Season 1. Bad guy of the week.

    • We’ve skipped a couple of episodes. Lonely Heart, I Fall to Pieces, and Sense & Sensitivity. Looking ahead, I don’t think we’ll skip any more. How is it going? Well, it’s one of my all time fave shows, so good.

  • Matt_InGeeked

    This shit makes me want to rewatch 90210. What a fucked up show.

    • chicagodem79

      I bet if you get past the obviously dated 90s references and influences, the meat of the show probably still holds up today.

      • Matt_InGeeked

        Yeah, but that takes about 90% of it out.

        • chicagodem79

          Whenever I do run into an old episode, I end up just laughing at it, and since I did watch the show when it was originally on, I can go back to what I was thinking at the time.

      • Diddly

        I’m about 5 episodes into season 1 on Hulu. It’s still pretty good!

        • Dwayne

          I like the first Dylan episode.

        • Matt_InGeeked

          That show is great until they get to college.

          In college, it goes from great to okay.

          After college, it goes from okay to fucking terrible.

          Except for Valerie Malone. We all know that.

          • Dwayne

            Yeah. When characters like Brenda, Andrea and Dylan left, it started to get bad. Then when they graduated, they should have ended it there. The last couple of seasons were garbage.

          • Matt_InGeeked

            I would say it lasted at least 3 seasons too long.

          • Dwayne

            Agreed

          • chicagodem79

            Yep, I would say so, although I haven’t seen most of the post college shows since they originally aired, I might take a second viewing of them to see if my views have changed.

          • Matt_InGeeked

            The post-college episodes feel like a Melrose Place knock-off, and they try to add new characters and they just all suck.

          • chicagodem79

            Yeah, most of the new characters did suck, although I wonder how much of it was actual sucking, vs the new characters just didn’t hold a candle to the iconic holdovers.

          • Matt_InGeeked

            They all just seemed kind of wooden.

    • Mikey

      Watch Gossip Girl instead. It’s late 2000s and the same shit. Probably crazier actually.

  • Facts

    My office computer is broken. I blame the freemasons

  • WorldWide Duck

    DONNA MARTIN GRADUATES!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • The big kid from Parker Lewis Can’t Lose who showed up *the following year* as the receptionist in ER with grey hair and a beard.

    • WorldWide Duck

      That show blew my mind watching reruns as a 6 year old.

      • I haven’t seen it since it aired. The only thing I can remember are that guy and his shirts, and that was mostly because of the Family guy reference.

        • This is actually a terrible clip that plays into every stereotype of what people who hate Family Guy say it is. But it does reference Parker Lewis.

  • Diddly

    I remember at RSPWFA2 when a bunch of the Place To Be people started doing 90210 livewatches and called themselves The 9021BR0s

    I was an honorary member since my mom made us watch Melrose Place every Monday night during dinner

    • Dwayne

      I watched Melrose place but not since the 90s.

      • chicagodem79

        I”ve never watched Melrose Place. I can’t say I actively hated it, but it felt like the shows seemed similar enough that I felt like I didn’t need to watch both.

        • Diddly

          They were a part of the same “universe” IIRC

          • Dwayne

            Yes. Kelly was there early chasing after Jake who was doing work on her mom’s house in 90210.

    • Mikey

      Never has seen Melrose Place. Looks too 90s to go back and watch. Early seasons of Buffy are too 90s and that mostly dealt with supernatural shit.

      • chicagodem79

        I’m curious, when you say “too 90s”, what makes that turn you off from watching it?

        • Mikey

          The dress, the lack of technology, the hair, the attitude. It just all adds up to me.

          • chicagodem79

            Fair enough lol, I guess being a teenager at the time, it’s easier for me to just roll with that and not just completely roll my eyes at it.

          • Matt_InGeeked

            So you don’t like watching any old TV or movies before your time?

            I mean, I wasn’t around in the 50’s and 60’s, but I would have missed out on amazing things if I didn’t listen to the music or watch the movies from those decades.

          • Mikey

            It depends. Some I can, some I can’t. Depends on how cheesy and how tied to the decade it was.

            I think music is a bit different.

    • I watched 90210 a bit but I never saw Melrose.

      My mom has a pathological hatred of soap operas (which would include both of those programs under her definition) but she let me watch 90210 I think because it was a high school setting.

    • Cyke68

      Then that one guy called us too cliqueish. Then I felt bad and started a reply, but Andy beat me to it with a diplomatic “hey man, FUCK YOU.” The end.

      Hey Jedi.

  • Diddly

    • …………..what is …………no…nevermind don’t want to know

      • Diddly

        It’s Frankie MacDonald! His own TV station!

    • Matt_InGeeked

      Ok.

  • Matt_InGeeked

    Blake Bortles. LOL

    If anything makes me feel better about being a Browns fan, it’s knowing that it’s equally as terrible being a Jags fan.

    • blake do something new?

      • Matt_InGeeked

        He got benched. Henne is the starter.

        • Dwayne

          Jags have good receivers. They aren’t bad on paper. But the qb thing is an issue.

    • Gronk is a football player.

      • Matt_InGeeked

        He is.

  • How much do you drink as a coach of you go into preseason deciding between Bortles and Henne?

    • Mikey

      You’re probably not going to ever remember falling asleep.

    • Miko363

      In a weird way, it’s almost easier. Your team is gonna be the shits either way.

      • chicagodem79

        And as a coach, you can say “they both suck, I’m not responsible for signing/drafting them”, so why stress over it lol.

    • WorldWide Duck

      About half as much as Bortles drank.

  • Marv

    I-24 between Chattanooga and Nashville is without a doubt one of the prettiest highways in the nation. Only the Columbia River Gorge beats it.

    • Dwayne

      I liked the Memphis area when I was in TN

      • Marv

        The entire south is upsettingly pretty

  • Madhav
    • WorldWide Duck

      He… was traded away. He didn’t choose to leave. Boston fans are the dirt worst.

      • Matt_InGeeked

        I’m sure it’s just a few idiots.

        But yeah, they are.

    • chicagodem79

      Wow that’s embarrassing, but fans will be fans….

  • Alright, time to settle into a compliance course on workspace ergonomics.

    • Matt_InGeeked

      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • Matt_InGeeked

    Fun Fact: Last night I watched an episode of Supernatural that was written by Ben Edlund. The creator of The Tick.

    So I looked it up, turns out Edlund wrote 24 episodes of Supernatural.

    Another fun fact: He co-wrote Titan AE with Joss Whedon and John August.

    • Mikey

      How far are you into Supernatural.

      • Matt_InGeeked

        Season 2, episode 13 I think.

        • Mikey

          How are you liking it? I only made it to season 1 and maybe like five episodes of season 2.

          • Matt_InGeeked

            I actually really dig it. Season 2 isn’t as good as Season 1, but it’s still really entertaining. It’s kind of one of those shows you can just flip on and half-watch. It’s not a chore.

          • Mikey

            Those are the best, where you’re on your phone and barely watching but still know what’s going on.

  • Up to 30 inches of rain headed towards texas in this hurricane..

  • Dwayne

    Got my new contacts in. Feels nice to be able to see again.

    • Mikey

      Damn dude, you went that long? You were squinting like crazy this weekend lol.

      • Marv

        I figured our white was just blinding him

      • Dwayne

        Haha. I was kinda testing myself to see how long I could do without them. One of my eyes has actually improved from my last prescription

    • Matt_InGeeked

      But…..what about the glasses that have the sunglasses you flip down?

      • Dwayne

        That’s backup for when I take these out.

    • Marv

      I just cleaned my windshield for the first time in a thousand miles I agree with this statement

    • Diddly

      But you’re too late to look at the Solar Eclipse!

  • Marv

    Omg this place sells cowboy hats FINALLY

  • Marv

    Wendy’s is apparently HUGE here. There’s been one at every exit south of the Mason-Dixon. I think there are like three total locations in all of Washington state lol

    • Matt_InGeeked

      To be fair, Wendys is about 5 million times better than McDonalds in every way.

      • Dwayne

        It’s one of the best fast food chains.

        • Matt_InGeeked

          Agreed. Especially when you hit a good one with a franchise owner who takes pride in it.

          You get those sometimes, and the staff is friendly and the food tastes fresher.

        • Diddly

          The only thing I hate about Wendy’s is the lettuce they use

  • Matt_InGeeked

    Just went over to the other place, because sometimes my curiosity gets the better of me, and I see “Friendship” over there making a deal out of PK being banned, and the idea that he was almost banned himself.

    A smidgen of what I would call shit-talking seemed to occur as well.

    • Yeah I didn’t want to bring it up over here but… the Friendship thing is getting weird And he is dragging it across both sites

      • Matt_InGeeked

        I don’t know what the purpose for any of it is, really.

        • Yeah i can’t figure out if he really does think he is being funny or if it’s a little of that and a little he doesn’t think anyone should be banned ever and just wont drop it

          • Matt_InGeeked

            Maybe he just wants to stir something up because I guess that’s fun.

          • Diddly

            I really wish people would stop thinking there are ZOMG BOARD WARZ~!!1! Like, all of us here want to shitpost about things we’re watching or what we’re doing during work. Over there is for wrestling talk. Nothing wrong with that at all

          • chicagodem79

            Yeah really, if you think there’s a “war” between the sites….I honestly just don’t know what to say to a person like that. It’s making something out of nothing, and frankly is extremely silly.

      • Diddly

        It really needs to end

      • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

        It’s not me.

    • Marv

      Well I hope he enjoys his day off on both accounts.

    • chicagodem79

      To be fair (and this is the last time I’ll talk about it lol), he had a comment saying that PK is being an Ultimate Warrior/Donald Trump parody. Which, isn’t implausible, but a)can be construed as highly offensive if you don’t get it the reference and b)is just tiring to hear after awhile. You hear that shit in the news everyday, or on just about any politics website these days, and I”d rather not see it here…..just my two cents.

      • Marv

        Why are two sites talking about this dipshit? Holy fuck it’s all he wants

        • chicagodem79

          Which is why this is the last comment I’m making on that entire situation lol.

        • yeah over there its a PK memorial service… they are reminiscing about him like a fallen warrior

        • Oddly enough, I blocked him. Mainly because he referred to Bayley as retarded. Because he really doesn’t say anything interesting to me, that was enough.

    • TatR!

      well that’s what happens with curiosity

    • Only time I really do any talking there is during live shows, which is limited to PPVs…and sometimes I prefer just to watch the matches.

    • WorldWide Duck

      I honestly just sort my posts between here stuff and there stuff. I come here to talk to you fellows, not discuss over there.

  • Mikey

    I’m really excited about my usual Thursday dinner tonight of a Chicken Caesar Salad, Garlic Bread, and Miller Lite. Due to dates and dinner with family, I haven’t had this in five weeks now

    • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

      That sounds like a great dinner!

  • Matt_InGeeked

    I gotta man the front desk for an hour. Balls.

  • Today is officially weird.. between the Friendship stuff and the PK stuff

  • Marv

    Someone link me a Kenny post here

  • I’m going to assume I’m just having a fever dream and none of what’s happening today is real. Where’s Auntie Em? Ugh…

    *passes out*

    • Oh, hey. Look. Passed out Ferrari. I’m sure I won’t do anything untoward because he shot down my idea for a weekly song…

      • Diddly

        That’s kind of dark

  • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

    I went to this concert last night. It was Dave Chappelle and Yasiin Bey (Mos Def). I’ve seen Chappelle a bunch of times over the years, so I was there for Mos Def. It was the best concert I’ve ever been to.

    Mos Def brought Slick Rick out. (OMG) Then he brought Talib Kweli out and they performed almost the entire Blackstar album (OMG!!!) Then Hi-Tek came out and I almost cried…

    During the intermission, Bill Bellamy performed. (Good to see he’s still alive)
    Then Chris freaking Tucker came out and did stand-up!!
    Then Jerry Seinfeld came out and did a full set!!!!!!!

    Then Chappelle hit the stage and crushed it. Amazing night!

    • Legit question. We’re calling stand up shows concerts now?

      • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

        Sorry…super tired. The show went until like 2 AM.

    • Mikey

      Sounds like you got your money’s worth.

    • Devin Harris

      Sounds like a great show but I can’t help but lol at Bill Bellamy getting the death slot. Hey, I guess it’s something

    • TatR!

      This Chappelle residency seems to be quite the hot ticket

      • I watched his latest specials on Netflix. Meh.

      • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

        It was worth every penny. Black Star alone was worth it, but then seeing Seinfeld open for Chappelle…

        • TatR!

          We saw Seinfled once but it was in a huge arena and that wasn’t great. In a smaller venue it would be cool, esp as a surprise

    • Guess we have for a while….Richard Pryor Live in Concert is one of my all time fave comedy sets.

    • Sounds rad

  • Matt_InGeeked

    @bankshot11:disqus You gonna be okay from Tropical Storm Harvey?

    • Diddly

      Yeah, I’m about 200 miles from where it’s going to hit land, but now they’re saying it’s going to hit somewhere between Corpus and Houston and stall out, which will probably lead to flooding in Houston

      • Matt_InGeeked

        Sucks for Houston, but good for our boy

        • Diddly

          We’ll hopefully get some rain

  • Marv

    Take the day off bud, we’ll all see you tomorrow. Assuming you don’t try to start more shit.

    • This geared at anyone in particular?

      • Diddly

        Kenny/Friendship

        • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

          I’m not Friendship. I was just playing along since everyone was so sure of it.

        • Ah.

  • Mikey

    @disqus_KRnknhYmrt:disqus you back yet?

    • Nope.

      • Mikey

        How are you liking Angel Season 1?

        • already answered this.

          mark.

          • Mikey

            It was too far down!!!!!!

          • That’s why there’s the disqus thing where you can see replies to your own stuff.

  • Devin Harris

    Made the mistake of eating pizza for lunch. It always makes me sleepy

    • Diddly

      Was there pineapple on it?

      • Devin Harris

        nope. Little Caesar’s

    • Matt_InGeeked

      I haven’t had a slice of pizza in 5 weeks now. This may be the longest amount of time I’ve spent without pizza in my mouth since I was 5.

    • Mikey

      That’s always lethal lol. Gotta keep it light at lunch or I’m cooked.

  • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

    I’m not Friendship. I’ve been having fun with everyone thinking I am. Rudo and I have been playing a very elaborate joke on everyone. I don’t even go to the BoD anymore. They pissed me off with constantly making fun of indie wrestling and then becoming an Adam Cole fan site..

    • Dwayne

      I tried to tell everyone that you guys have different personalities and like different things.

      • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

        People believe what they want to believe. That’s why I wore the shirts and brought the doll with me. I thought it was funny people were so convinced of it when the only person who knows me outside the blog was adament it wasn’t me. If people are going to accuse me of stuff, I’m going to have fun with it.

        I told people when it started it wasn’t me, but no one believed me then, so I played into it.

        • Legit no idea what is going on anymore

          • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

            I’m not Friendship. I never was. I got tired of arguing it wasn’t me, so I got together with the other merry prankster, Rudo, and played into it. We mostly copied everything from NJPW.

          • I still not even sure if this is truth or what is happening but I’m just going to ignore Friendship and talk to you

          • Dwayne

            He’s not. Take it from someone who knows him well.

  • Rowlf

    Anyway….what do you call a pirate in a pizza restaurant?

    Captain Jack Sbarro.

    • . . .

      :: chokeslam ::

      Don’t make me go Old Yeller on you.

    • that’s arrrrrrguable the worst thing you ever said

    • DAJackson7

      I love it!

  • Madhav

    hmmm……..

    ” Amazon has developed an algorithm that can design clothing by analyzing a bunch of images to copy the style and then apply it to new items generated from scratch, reports MIT. Amazon is focussing heavily on fashion, and has previously said it’s looking to become “the best place to buy fashion online,” so designing its own pieces pinned to current trends seems like a logical move.”

    • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

      Interesting. I interviewed with a company who designed an algorithm exactly like that.

      • DAJackson7

        Did that company get bought by Amazon? hahahahaha

        • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

          Nope. They’re struggling, actually.

          • JimbobJones

            When everyone comes out looking like Huggie Bear, your algorithm is wrong.

    • JimbobJones

      They have that camera thing in the works that will take pictures of you and come up with a wardrobe or something.

      Much like the first few months I got a GPS (when I was determined to see how high I could get the “max speed”), I’m sure if I get this thing, my goal will be how horribly I can get it to dress me.

  • WorldWide Duck

    I’ve grown to enjoy a Turkey BLT on a Bulkie roll as a sandwich

    • Matt_InGeeked

      Didn’t know what a bulkie roll was, so I looked it up. Looks like a lot of bread.

      • WorldWide Duck

        What’s a Lot Bread?

        • Matt_InGeeked

          Refresh the page, asshole.
          I’m typing like I have meathooks for fingers today.

          • WorldWide Duck

            I honestly thought it was a weird southern name for a Bulkie roll.

        • JimbobJones

          Bread from Salem’s Lot. It’s got a bite.

  • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

    I’m sorry I played along with the Friendship thing. Everyone but Dwayne was so sure of it, so I just played into it. Then Rudo and I came up with a bunch of stuff we thought was funny.

    • Devin Harris

      Ok, if you really aren’t then I apologize. And if you really aren’t then it’s time for him to be banned.

      • Madhav

        I think he’s been banned already.

        • Devin Harris

          Good

      • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

        You’re fine. I apologize for pranking you this weekend.

    • Dwayne

      I know the real you. He’s not like you at all.

      • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

        You know me really, really well. You’re without doubt one of the best friends I’ve ever had in my life.

    • Mikey

      If you say its not you, it’s not you. I’ll take your word. But like Devin said, then maybe it’s time to end the Friendship posts.

      • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

        I’m not the one doing them. Never was.

  • Matt_InGeeked

    So anyway, this guy James Arthur sings through his nose and it’s driving me crazy.

    • JimbobJones

      That’s why I don’t get the Celine Dion love. I’m like “doesn’t that drive anyone else nuts? Only me?”

  • Matt_InGeeked

    Apparently there’s an active shooter in Charleston, SC.
    No word where in the city. CNN just reported it.

    • Matt_InGeeked

      Apparently in the downtown area near restaurants. SWAT is down there.

    • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

      I just saw that. I also read something about a car driving through a pro-trans rally in Minneapolis and hitting 3 people.

      Eventually everyone who’s not a neo-Nazi is going to figure out they’re now the majority when they combine and it’s not going to be good for the crazy white guys.

  • Mikey

    What’s one state that you would like to move to?

    • Dwayne

      Euphoria

      • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

        That’s a good state.

        • Dwayne

          It’s the best!!!

      • Madhav

        *tips fedora*

      • Devin Harris

        Isn’t that where Kevin Sullivan is from?

        • Dwayne

          He’s from the Iron Gates of Fate

          • Devin Harris

            Who’s from the State of Euphoria? Dan Spivey?

          • Dwayne

            Maxx Payne

    • WorldWide Duck

      I lived in California for a few years and it was great.

      But Vermont is the best state.

    • Marv

      I’d love to see Washington

      • Mikey

        You lived there once yeah? Lol

        • Marv

          A long time ago

    • Matt_InGeeked

      I don’t know. Probably somewhere in New England if, in this hypothetical world, I made the type of money to live comfortably in that area.

    • Madhav

      Nirvana.

    • Devin Harris

      Can’t move north cause I don’t do cold. AZ is too hot and Florida is a toilet bowl. Can’t live in the bread basket cause black. Running out of states. Maybe in northern Georgia.

  • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

    Here’s what the Friendship thing taught me:

    Dwayne knows me better than I do
    Rudo is vicious with his pranks.

    Friendship is either Rudo or Minion…pretty sure it’s Minion.

    • I’m shutting this whole place down.

      • WorldWide Duck

        : (

      • ……I’m not sure i’m even against this anymore

        • Miko363

          It would actually be kind of funny if the entire Geekery went back to the Daily Thread at once and caused it to explode.

      • Marv

        Please do. I apologize for suggesting any of this. Obviously it’s impossible to get away from shitty wrestling people and their shitty bits

      • Rowlf

        ….well, we had a good run.

    • Matt_InGeeked

      Ok.

      • my brain hurts………..I’m taking a break the rest of today

    • Dwayne

      I don’t know you better than you do. I just knew you and friendship were different

      • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

        You know me pretty damn well.

  • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

    I also apologize for pranking everyone this past weekend. You all worked yourself into a shoot, though. All I had to do was wear a shirt and carry a doll to push it over the edge.

    • Matt_InGeeked

      “into a shoot”……like it’s goddamn wrestling.

      • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

        Yeah. That was the part that cracked up Dwayne, Rudo, and me.

        • Matt_InGeeked

          Well, cool man. It’s nice you could have that kind of fun.

          • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

            I always have fun. Everyday is a joke.

          • Matt_InGeeked

            I’m sure it is.

          • I am not feeling well enough for any of this

        • Dwayne

          I thought it was crazy people were acting like I was dumb for sayin you weren’t.

          • Dwayne

            I didn’t tell you to prank anyone.

          • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

            You did not. That was all Rudo and me.

          • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

            People deserve what they got for convincing themselves. I said it wasn’t me at the start, but everyone yelled me down. Like I wouldn’t know what accounts I have….

          • Dwayne

            That’s why I didn’t keep arguing. I said you weren’t and I knew it. People didn’t want to hear that so I just moved on.

          • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

            If people don’t want to believe one of my best friends, then oh well. I didn’t even think the Friday stunt would work after you talked to them. I thought I was going to be wearing a dumb shirt and carrying a doll at a bar like an idiot.

    • Marv

      You can kind of go fuck yourself.

      • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

        Blame your buddy Rudo, too. He was as much a part of it as I was.

        • Rudo is no longer welcome here

          • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

            That’s too bad. He’s a nice guy who also enjoys putting a lot of time and money into pranking friends.

            We wouldn’t prank you if we didn’t like you guys.

          • Anyone trying to bring PK over here shouldn’t be welcome.

          • Matt_InGeeked

            That’s the part that bothered me. The whole Friendship thing never bothered me, and if it isn’t Kenny, who gives a fuck….but it’s the whole PK shit over the last 12 hours that bugs me more than anything, because it’s purposely trying to start shit for no reason.

          • That’s all of it. I couldn’t be bothered to give a shit otherwise. It was obnoxious, but harmless. The PK stuff, though, was just too much

        • Marv

          We’ll be having our own conversation. He didn’t lie to my face at least.

          • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

            I didn’t either. My quote was “He’s as much a part of this as I am.” I also said, “I’m not the only one….” but that was purposely vague.

            You guys convinced yourselves of it after Dwayne spent a night trying to tell you otherwise.

          • Devin Harris

            It’s not a big deal. I think if everyone let’s it go it won’t be a thing tomorrow.

          • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

            I agree. I think I’m going to log off while people get over it.

          • Devin Harris

            Probably the best thing you can do. Come back tomorrow and most likely it will all be forgotten

          • Marv

            It would be alright if he didn’t come back.

      • Dwayne

        I was trying to explain to you guys at the bar and you guys didn’t want to hear it. The Friday thing took it to another level which I get why people got mad. Even I was like oh shit.

        • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

          That was Rudo and I working together. We’re both blue collar pranksters. If people want to be mad, they can be mad. It seems silly, since who would take time planning a prank for people unless they liked them?

          • Dwayne

            I’m just making it clear that I tried to bring out the truth and people thought I was joking or in denial or whatever.

          • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

            I did, too, but no one wanted to hear it, so I went to prank level. If people want to be mad, that’s probably a reasonable reaction.

  • Devin Harris

    9 perfect innings is a perfect game to me.

    • DAJackson7

      I remember the sucttle butt when Pedro did it for the Expos twenty years ago, but seeing him lose it on a homerun was great

      • Devin Harris

        Did Pedro come out for the 10th? I seem to remember him not. It should still count but he still has to take the L.

        • DAJackson7

          Yeah there was some graphic on Quick Pitch this morning that showed guys that have lost No-no’s in extra innings over the last 60 years.

  • Mikey

    Word is spreading that Kyrie wanted out of Cleveland because LeBron banged his girl.

    • Devin Harris

      That’s……………not a reason to leave.

    • WorldWide Duck

      lol

      At least LeBron didn’t bang his mom.

      • DAJackson7

        Hahahaha, that’s exactly what i was thinking

    • Matt_InGeeked

      I actually don’t care that Kyrie is gone at all. He’s a unintelligent flat-earther who ball hogged.

      I’m happy with what we got for him.

      • Mikey

        Same here. I loved the trade.

        • Matt_InGeeked

          Especially if that pick becomes a top 5.

      • Miko363

        I don’t think IT is going to be thrilled about deferring to LeBron when he’s due for a massive payday.

        • Matt_InGeeked

          Oh, I don’t think Thomas will stay. The market will be wide open to him next summer. But I like the Crowder grab and the pick.

          • Miko363

            Crowder is cheap for what he brings, and the pick is a good way to start the rebuild quick if both LeBron and Thomas bail.

    • chicagodem79

      Well…that certainly adds some intrigue…..lol

  • ::clears throat:……so……uhm.. word is Avatar is “in full tilt production”

    you know.. geekery stuff..

    • DAJackson7

      Is anyone actually a fan of that story? It just did nothing for me

      • Madhav

        It was more a tech exhibition than a movie.

      • I don’t care this was me desperately trying to change the subject

        • DAJackson7

          I’m with ya. Hence my commenting and making a Smokey and the Bandit joke

  • chicagodem79

    Sup folks, back from lunch, what did I miss! lol

    • Just…never scroll down…and move on

      • DAJackson7

        That’s the key..if no one else talks about it, it’ll go away.

      • chicagodem79

        So it’s like that eh? Damn lol, alrighty, let’s move along lol….

    • Miko363

      Both sites are the worst right now so if you’ve been considering a new hobby or lifestyle change, now is the time!

    • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

      People are mad they got pranked, which makes sense. I can’t fault anyone for that.

  • Mmmm…. plain rice…

  • Dwayne

    All I will say is, just take my word for things because I tell the truth.

    • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

      Yes! Dwayne also does not have the mean sense of humor Rudo and I do, so always trust him!

  • DAJackson7

    I just got to thinking, Hollywood freaking remade Ben Hur…but no one has the balls to try and remake Smokey and the Bandit. no one can top that cinematic masterpiece

  • Well that sucks, Jay Thomas died.

    • Mikey

      Who is that?

      • He was an actor, played Carla’s husband Eddie on Cheers, was in Murphy Brown and in Ray Donovan. Mostly a lot of bit parts and recurring roles.

        • Dwayne

          Who was he in Ray Donovan? I watch that show.

        • Mikey

          That’s sad. I just looked him up and do remember him.

    • that blows

  • Diddly

    AP reporting that the Charleston shooter is a “disgruntled restaurant employee.” It’s sad that that sentence makes complete sense

    • You know what phrase you don’t hear very often anymore? Disgruntled postal employee.

      • chicagodem79

        Everybody at the postal office feels lucky they still have a job…..

  • Best_in_the_World

    What happened now? Pranking? I look away for an hour and I miss everything lol

  • Madhav

    Dark synth and Akira go together like peanut butter and jelly.

  • WorldWide Duck

    Quack.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      Post of the year!

  • chicagodem79
    • Mikey

      It’s so stupid. I remember when my brother was going to try and burn his LeBron jersey when he left and I wouldn’t let him.

    • Madhav

      I wouldn’t mind if LeBron ran for president one day.

  • In better news I got a case and wireless keyboard from work for my ipad so I might actually use this ipad now. however it’s friggin heavy

  • Devin Harris

    NFL players should understand by now that they don’t have to answer a question if they don’t want to….or if they are an idiot.

    Q: What do you think about Colin Kaepernick
    A: It’s unfortunate. Hopefully, it works out. Gotta go before I say something stupid

    • Ive got this:
      Yes I’m not focused on Colin Kaepernick… I’m focused on taking things one day at a time and making this teamt he best team I can make it

      #StillGotIt

    • Dwayne

      “I don’t think about him at all”

    • Matt_InGeeked

      A: I like that Fro.

  • That’s funny.

    • Matt_InGeeked

      Did you eat a piece of cold toast?

  • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

    One last thing and then I’m off for the day. Friendship hosted a Summerslam live watch while I was out with people. Friendship also has a lot of opinions on current WWE. We post from different IPs at the same time.

    I’m sorry if anyone got hurt. I was just trying to have fun with it.

  • Mikey

    Anyone have any cool plans for the Mayweather-McGregor fight this weekend?

    • probably going to someone’s place to watch

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      Not watching that over-hyped, race-baiting garbage. Yeah!

      *Mick Foley thumbs up*

    • chicagodem79

      I’ll just wait to find out like everyone else. Not gonna be bothered to actually spend money on it.

    • Devin Harris

      I’ll watch if I find a stream

    • Dwayne

      I’ll try to see if I can stream it

    • DAJackson7

      I have a fantasy football draft that night at a friends house…so i imagine i will miss it and just catch the clips right after it’s over

    • Diddly

      Some old coworkers are having a party I’m going to

      Afterwards my buddy thinks it’ll be okay to hit the bars even though the fight will end around 12 and we’ll all be drunk and/or high

  • the combination of lack of sleep and …. everything today = tension headache

  • Marv

    Nashville is gorgeous. Every southern city is prettier than the last.

    • Mikey

      Check out Tootsies!

      • Marv

        I’m not stopping for long. I need to get to Louisville at some point today

        • Mikey

          Fair. You probably wouldn’t be going to Louisville if you ended up at that bar lol

          • Marv

            I could use a bar today. I’m tuckered out from deleting so many numbers in my phone lol

          • Mikey

            Keep mine for Seattle!

          • Marv

            You’ve never been a piece of shit to me of course I kept yours!

          • Dwayne

            Out of curiousity do you have an issue with me? I wasn’t in on anything to make it clear.

          • Marv

            Not at all. I wish you’d made it a bit more clear to me so I wasn’t getting laughed at all weekend but thems the breaks I guess. I know you tried.

          • Dwayne

            I was surprised as you were Friday. I literally thought, geez me trying to explain before makes me really look stupid now.

          • Marv

            It’s one of the creepier events of my lifetime. Wish I hadn’t wasted $40 on a gift so some troll can giggle all day today.

          • Matt_InGeeked

            Oh, so you spent money on some Snoopy merch or something?

          • Marv

            I stupidly bought him a gift in return for the gift I pretended to like last year. I thought he was a douche for nodding at it and throwing it in his trunk like he couldn’t be bothered. Turns out I was only halfway lol

          • Mikey

            This is what I thought. I figured that was Kenny saying that he was Friendship.

          • Dwayne

            Remember you were told in the car that he wasn’t? Then you felt he was fucking with you when you saw the snoopy shit

          • Mikey

            Yes. Like I thought he was saying that he wasn’t so he can set me up at the bar with the Snoopy doll that he was.

    • Devin Harris

      You going to Dollywood? You’d love that

    • chicagodem79

      My sister went to college for two years in Nashville. I enjoyed visiting there, underrated place for hot women of all races.

      • Marv

        Women are weird in the south, they’re either pigs that have completely given up or they’re 10s

        • Dwayne

          Gotta get them young.

        • Devin Harris

          Women in the south love to crank out kids like there is no tomorrow. It’s like no one told them this isn’t like professional sports. You can still have kids after 30

      • Diddly

        My friend wanted to go to the Vanderbilt/A&M game a few years ago but I couldn’t afford it. I really regret it now, actually, what’s a few hundred bucks of debt

    • You should buy some Cowboy boots.

      • Marv

        Do they sell those for $15 at gas stations? Because I’d be into that

        • If they don’t do than in Tennessee they don’t do it anywhere.

  • Marv

    I don’t know if it’s the trees or the blossoms or what the hell but this entire region just smells nice

    • DAJackson7

      Wait till you get to Kentucky!

    • Marv

      The circada or whatever these bugs are called though, Jesus. They’re loud like all day. Someone should be spraying them all to death

      • DAJackson7

        You learn to love them…very peaceful

        • Marv

          They’re too close to the sound of rattlesnakes for my liking.

        • chicagodem79

          My GFs cat goes CRAZY at them, he always wants to go outside and start killing them one by one. It’s pretty comical.

          • Marv

            You should let him he’d be doing gods work

          • chicagodem79

            We let him occasionally lol, the problem is, he has 3 teeth, so actually killing them is tougher for him.

      • You may have noticed on instagram blanche is obsessed with them for some reason

  • Marv

    Like basically in the west you’re trained if you hear this sound to freeze and maybe run if you can locate the snake so it’s quite unnerving when every bush at every rest area is teeming with the noise

    • chicagodem79

      Yeah I could see that, we don’t have any poisonous snakes around here, nor many poisonous insects either other than mosquitoes.

    • Dwayne

      That makes me nervous too.

  • WorldWide Duck

    Are we 100% sure Friendship isn’t Shelton?

    • chicagodem79

      *shrugs shoulders*

    • Marv

      That would be just pathetic enough I suppose

      • WorldWide Duck

        Wouldnt it?

    • Madhav

      He didn’t make a single post whining about how he can’t get laid so no.

      • chicagodem79

        That would be an obvious tell…..

      • Diddly

        And never made any 1980s pop culture/TV references

    • Friendship has never mentioned Rush that I’m aware of.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      Is he back again?

  • Marv

    I’ve been on the road five hours and have made it basically 120 miles hahaha, wow am I really slowing down now. At this rate I’ll be home just before Christmas.

    • WorldWide Duck

      Huge road trips are beautiful experiences. I know you miss the kid, but make sure to savor every sight!

      • Marv

        It’s just getting harder and harder to stay in the car. I’m loving everything I’m seeing but after about ten minutes sitting down I’m getting either antsy or sleepy

  • Diddly

    Night telling Shelton to shut the fuck up = Top Post of 2017

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      That feud is as old as the hills.

  • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

    Protip: Gimmick posters aren’t funny and just end up making everyone angry. Just be yourself.

    • Marv

      Kind of the whole point here, or at least it was mine. I liked the idea of a place where everyone could just talk like adults I thought it would be a refreshing change.

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        Yeah, reading the whole exchange it was like “what was the point? To fool some dudes on a message board?” and it just sounds increasingly ridiculous the more you think about it.

  • Matt_InGeeked

    I can say this:

    It is very true that Kenny, on several occasions, told everyone that he wasn’t Friendship. But it was also done in a wink, wink way to make you feel like he probably was. That’s at least how I took it. I wasn’t “forcing myself to believe it” as though it was some crazy thing to do. Many people have done gimmicks on here and the BoD before (myself included) just for fun. It wasn’t difficult to think Friendship was Kenny.

    Dwayne keeps saying, “They’re two completely different people.” Um, yeah, that’s how a gimmick works, guy. You act like a different cartoony person.

    Anyway, the whole thing is over the top and stupid anyway, so that’s all I’m going to say.

    That, and I see more shit talk happening at the BoD again, and it’s cool. I understand Duck and Kenny doing it. I see Ioan involved too for some unknown reason. I’m not doing anymore fake board warz meta shit, so everyone else have fun with that.

    TL;DR my own shit.

    • chicagodem79

      Anybody trying to make it into a board war or something absurd like that is just riling themselves up for no reason, it’s better to just ignore it. I’m good at it! lol

      • Matt_InGeeked

        You are, sir!

    • WorldWide Duck

      We tend to alternate between stupid and serious here. Gimmicks and fighting are almost inseparable from us. I’m doing my best to have my gimmicks here just be the jokes. Both sites have been awful today. Let’s start over.

      • Marv

        It’s the wrestling thing. Everyone thinks playing a character is so cute just like their heroes.

        • WorldWide Duck

          I think it’s a long term side effect of BoD Raw.

          • chicagodem79

            Wow, I didn’t think about that….that’s not a bad theory honestly….

          • Its a terrible theory and your Bod World/ Million Dollar champion won’t stand for it!

      • chicagodem79

        If you go other places on the internet, the “fights” here look like child play.

      • Matt_InGeeked

        Just be you.

        • WorldWide Duck

          Oddly enough, I usually am.

          • Matt_InGeeked

            That’s unfortunate. Be someone else then.

          • WorldWide Duck

            I could be Bill Paxton.

          • Matt_InGeeked

            He’s dead.

          • DAJackson7

            maybe Bill Pullman…

          • Matt_InGeeked

            He’s still alive.

      • Diddly

        I seriously can’t understand why some people are taking offense to people who don’t watch wrestling leaving a wrestling blog

        • Marv

          Ding ding ding ding

          Shouldn’t they be happy? Hey no one is filling up our precious wrestling talk with family shit and comic shit and movie shit…yay? I mean right?

    • I was getting a bit weirded out if it really was Kenny.

      I’m actually really glad that it’s not.

    • I just want things to go back to yesterday.
      I blocked Friendship because that shit was old as hell even when I thought it was Kenny but now.. F him. Since nothing was done to me I’m not blocking Kenny at this point as I’ve liked him. I understand other people doing that though who actually got together with him. I on the other hand hope everyone can hug and make up at some point.

      • Marv

        Yeah that won’t be happening.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      I just don’t get it. Are people just insecure and afraid folks won’t like them? Are they working out psychological issues? What’s the point of doing a goddamned gimmick poster routine? Especially when the hoax is exposed and the poster is all butthurt that (GASP!) people don’t like being fucked around with and don’t want to engage with them anymore.

      Just be yourself. It’s not that fucking difficult. People will either like you or they won’t.

  • Breaking: With 2 Joker movies in the works a Suicide Squad sequel and one of those Joker movies being a Joker Quinn movie. the David Ayer’s directed Gothem City Sirens movie is scrapped.

    I’ll be back tomorrow when DC overhauls their line up again with further updates

    • DAJackson7

      “Every movie In a different universe with zero fucking continuity! “-DC exec

    • ProjectBlue

      Ayer’s back out again? Have seen multiple articles last 12 hours alternating whether he’s in or out

  • I hope I’ve never really come off as playing a gimmick as opposed to doing shtick

    • chicagodem79

      Eli is a better QB…..

  • Devin Harris

    Even during my woman hating phase it was really me talking and not some gimmick. I’m the type that wears it on my sleeve even if that always isn’t the best way to handle things

  • I’m about 95% me on here. The other 5% is still me but trying to set up gags, to various levels of success. You need to play yourself up a little bit. The internet isn’t supposed to be real.

    I really don’t know who any of these people that you all like are.

    • Diddly

      I like your posts! It’s even funnier that some people can’t tell when you’re playing a gag by not knowing something huge

  • ProjectBlue

    FFS, I had 2 months off, weird dramas have to take place once I go back so I have no clue what’s goin……hm, probably better that way

  • chicagodem79

    So I’m going to say something shocking….I don’t really care if somebody does a gimmick account or not lol. If it’s funny, I’ll go along with it. It’s not my thing, but whatever that floats your boat. It is the internet afterall….

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      I mean, a joke is one thing. But actively pranking/fucking with folks is another. I don’t blame Marv for being pissed at driving all that way just to be trolled.

      • chicagodem79

        Yeah that’s totally fair.

    • Yes. I like people who are funny. I don’t care if it’s real.

  • TatR!

    So I’ve read all of Friendships posts in Kennys voice and now I’m going to have to go back and read them all in someone elses voice? Thats bullshit tbh

    • block works too

      • TatR!

        TatR is not a gimmick account also

        • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

          Like you’re really British. I’ll bet you’re from Brooklyn!

        • I didn’t mean block you I mean Friendship

        • God I hope not. What an awful gimmick.

    • RudoWakening

      I never knew you were Moz!

  • Devin Harris

    I kinda like this Cardi B song. I’m not going to download it or anything but when it comes on the radio I won’t change the channel. Only thing that confuses me is red bottom shoes. I don’t know what that means and I don’t care enough to look it up

  • Marv

    To be clear I don’t care about that gimmick account. He’s some lonely boy doing lonely boy things so good for him. I care about getting laughed at all weekend by people that were allegedly my friends. 3,000 miles to get goofed on to my face. That’s super lol

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      I mean, just say “but seriously, I’m not Friendship” and everyone has a good laugh. But this? Geez.

      • Marv

        Which happened but it was always in nyuk nyuk fashion. How about “Seriously I have no idea who that guy is and have just been playing along because everyone believed it.” That would have been nice rather than purposeful vagaries and purchasing shirts and dolls to cement the idea that it was a bit.

        It’s creepy. It’s creepier than getting phone calls at my job.

        • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

          That’s what I meant. Just say that at the start, you guys laugh and have a good time and move on. I thought the doll thing was weird to begin with, and now hearing the truth takes it to another disturbing level of creep.

    • Mikey

      The whole thing is kinda wild thinking about it now. I just am really confused, I guess. I feel like I was told so many different things that my head hurts.

      • Marv

        Because we were.

        • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

          And what was the endgame? They come on here and announce how they fooled us all? Were we supposed to be impressed?

          I just don’t get it. It’s not as if people loved the gimmick to begin with, most seemed to be sick of it from Day One.

          • Devin Harris

            it got old really quickly

          • Marv

            This is the endgame. Right here. I’m sure that guy is reading every post beating his dick because finally someone is paying attention to him.

          • WorldWide Duck

            He’s reporting live to the BoD.

          • Marv

            LOl of course he is 😂

          • WorldWide Duck

            I’m up to 95.

          • Diddly

            You worked yourself into a shoot!

          • Marv

            Jesus people really do think they’re part of the pro wrestling business don’t they lol

          • Dwayne

            I don’t think this was well thought out. I told him myself that dude, you really fucked with their heads. Now you are actually friendship because of that. I was trying to convince them you weren’t.

          • Dwayne

            I also said that you really don’t want to convince them you’re that guy. No one likes that guy and he’s embarrassing.

          • WorldWide Duck

            My like was with the assumption it was Kenny. No Kenny, No likey.

      • Diddly

        Yeah I feel like I’m missing something. People assumed Kenny and Friendship were the same, but turns out Friendship is Rudo.

        All I know is it got way too gimmicky and I’m glad it’s over

        • RudoWakening

          Friendship is not me

          • Diddly

            Gotcha, someone had teased it earlier.

        • Dwayne

          Nobody knows who the hell that is.

          • Diddly

            Ah ok

  • Well I’m leaving… hitting the gym.. might not be back till tomorrow.. hopefully when I do some people I like are still here.

    Marv enjoy the bourbon…..if you ever make it there

  • Brian_Bayless

    I’ve been busy all day with some bullshit. The hell is going on here?

    • Marv

      More bullshit lol

      • Brian_Bayless

        Well, I got cussed out by a lunatic at the UPS for trying to return something I bought off of Amazon so that was an experience.

        • Marv

          Thick accent? I’d love to hear aiming cussing in that accent

          • Brian_Bayless

            Yes, she was Asian. All I did was say I need to return this and she yelled at me for bothering her then started slamming boxes down.

          • Miko363

            In fairness, what are you bothering her for?

          • Brian_Bayless

            I was next in line and figured I might as well say what I needed.

          • Miko363

            That’s quite the leap in logic there!

          • You soon of a bitch

    • WorldWide Duck

      I think we figured out what happened to Shelton.

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        I’m beginning to think you’re right.

      • chicagodem79

        Really? I mean…..oh hell who knows? lol

        • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

          The whole thing has a “Straight Up Tittying!” vibe about it.

    • chicagodem79

      Depends on how much more you want to read about lol

    • Diddly

      It’s like that episode of Rick and Morty where the space parasites create characters with positive memories except these parasites just annoy everyone

  • Miko363

    We need some Jonah Ryan to cheer this place up:

  • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

    Confession: I am not actually a grampa.

  • Brian_Bayless

    Look, I was Lars Tope. Glad I got that one off my chest.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      Who?

    • chicagodem79

      I like Lars, he needs to make another cameo at some point lol

      • Brian_Bayless

        I forgot the password and deleted the fake email account used to set it up, lol.

  • Marv

    Woof the map is all red lines north of Nashville. Maybe I just get a hotel here and try again tomorrow. I need to find a laundromat anyway my socks can walk by themselves

  • Dwayne

    Like I said before, no gimmicks with me. I use my name and everything. I don’t make anything up either.

    • Mikey

      No gimmicks here either.

      • Diddly

        Lies! I bet your real name is… Mickey

    • Marv

      My real name is Matt. I’ve made up some things. I’ve never thrown my son out a window.

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        If anything, I’ve been TOO honest, LOL.

        • Marv

          Hahaha, alright well maybe gimmicks aren’t always so bad

          • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

            I mean, I never intended to talk about kidney shit and depression on a wrestling discussion board. It just sort of…happened.

          • TatR!

            I could’ve shared less I guess but sometimes it’s easier to talk about shit here than with people out there

        • Dwayne

          I probably have too but whatever.

          • Devin Harris

            I’m not sure what anyone can do with the information they have on me.

          • Dwayne

            Nothing really. That’s why I don’t care.

    • WorldWide Duck

      I was The Goose, but the idea of the joke is that it was pretty obviously me.

    • chicagodem79

      No gimmicks here, I am a Mizzou grad….I am from Chicago…I was born in ’79….and I am democrat…..damn lol.

  • Both blogs are just off rails today, that’s wild.

  • WorldWide Duck

    Lol

  • Mikey

    I had this site open at work and I hope no one saw that.

    • Devin Harris

      already blocked. I have no time

    • Marv

      Another sad boy lol

      • WorldWide Duck

        Ban hammer.

        • Marv

          Already done. We all knew he’d be here today after throwing his tantrum at the other place

      • Mikey

        It’s irritating.

  • chicagodem79

    So now, I can see what actually happens when you block someone…..at least that’s something…..

  • Diddly

    This is just fucking pathetic

    • Marv

      As always.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      I mean, what can you say at this point?

      The Dougie/PK/Caliber subculture of sadness is perplexing to me. What goes wrong in someone’s life to turn them into…THAT?

      • WorldWide Duck

        Improv show got bad reviews.

      • Marv

        Lonely their whole lives lol

        • Dwayne

          Or just plain retarded

        • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

          “Oh, I’ve been banned from this site for being an ass, well, I’ll just troll them multiple new accounts and gimmick posting and x-rated pics until they LOVE ME, dammit!”

          • Diddly

            And… like… it’s a wrestling blog. There are literally THOUSANDS of other wrestling sites and forums to go to

  • WorldWide Duck

    It’s pretty sweet that images don’t open automatically on mobile.

    • Matt_InGeeked

      You can turn off media on disqus by clicking your screen name, and in the dropdown there’s a “hide media” option.

    • Mikey

      I’m legit worried that gif can get traced and I can be in trouble at work. Can they read that? It’s not a porn site so I think I should be good

      • Matt_InGeeked

        No. It’s a link on a webpage that you didn’t click. You’re fine.

        • Mikey

          Thanks Buddy!

      • Dwayne

        Clear your cache of you’re worried but I bet nothing will happen. It’s not like your actively seeking shit

      • Unlikely.

      • TatR!

        Best thing to do is print it out, head to the managers office and just ask if it’s okay

        • WorldWide Duck

          The boss may need it on his office with the door closed.

          • TatR!

            He’ll appreciate his honesty. Unless he’s a real crybaby or a jerk about it, they’ll remain friends

          • WorldWide Duck

            That is an excellent Nada Surf reference!

          • TatR!

            😀

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      “Oh boy, he really got us, he’s so COOL!”

      I assume that was the reaction we were supposed to have, right?

      • WorldWide Duck

        I guess?

        Like Marv puts it, hes an AOL level troll. The only entertainment is watching dopes take his obvious bait, which isn’t happening anymore.

        • WorldWide Duck

          Dammit, where are Com or Rick Ross to argue the merits of homosexual tolerance and acceptance in multi paragraph responses?

          • Comdukakis

            fuck off

  • RudoWakening

    Oh, goddammit.

  • DAJackson7

    I just bought a can of Memphis BBQ Pringles and it is the best damn chip i have ate in my life

    • DAJackson7

      Update…can is half gone….why has no one made this flavor before?

  • chicagodem79

    One day in the future, we’ll all look back on this day and just laugh at it…..but the irritation level is up to a 7/10 for me….and I rarely get that high lol.

    • Dwayne

      Interesting. You don’t seem to get irritated by much lol

      • chicagodem79

        Mainly because I”m at work, so I can’t have that bs pop up on my screen God forbid my manager or a VP stops by (which they often do).

        • Dwayne

          Yeah. That was some bullshit.

  • What an emotional day, amirite?

    • Dwayne

      No. You are wrong

      • Hey, speak for yourself. Me personally? I’ve laughed, cried, screamed, mourned, and everything in between. I’m exhausted.

    • Matt_InGeeked

      Seems pretty normal to me.

    • Not for me. I do sort of wish the gay porn would stop though.

      • Marv

        Images are off.

        • Matt_InGeeked

          That’s for the best for now. lol

      • Check out this straight guy, huh?!

  • Diddly

    Alright I need to step away from the Internet, I’ll see you guys tomorrow

    • DAJackson7

      Have a good one, don’t get drowned out by the hurricane

  • Marv

    I get that a sad liar that pretends to be rich doesn’t have to worry about images being seen at work but those with real lives do. So links and images are off. I doubt they return because lord knows Ol Pathetic won’t be going away

    • Mikey

      Thank you.

    • DAJackson7

      Good idea

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      It’s crazy how idiots ruin shit for everyone. My guess is that Scott’s gonna do the same at the BoD if he hasn’t already.

    • Matt_InGeeked

      Also after today I’m pretty sure Ferrari is going to come to all of our houses and punch us square in the balls.

      • Dwayne

        Not me. I didn’t do anything. He can bring me the cookies though.

        • Marv

          Lol

        • Matt_InGeeked

          I didn’t do anything either. I was talking about us as a collective.

          • Dwayne

            Should we have collective cookies as well?

          • Matt_InGeeked

            I wish.

          • I’d like some.

          • Marv

            That was the plan but I’m too lazy lol

        • I will bring you some on Monday. I’m finally starting to feel better.

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        Seriously, it wasn’t our fault!

        *ducks*

        • Marv

          Hey it’s wasn’t Duck’s fault either

          This time…

    • chicagodem79

      And frankly it is sad because I enjoyed being able to load and see images. I guess this is why we can’t have nice things lol.

      • Marv

        There will always be 35+ year old men out to ruin things because they have nothing of their own.

      • Matt_InGeeked

        It’s unfortunate. But idiots wouldn’t stop talking about the Geekery over there, so this is what you get.

        • Controversy creates cash.

          • Matt_InGeeked

            There’s no cash being made.

  • WorldWide Duck

    Man, Extant is going to be piiiiiiiisssssedd when he wakes up lol.

    • chicagodem79

      I think it was handled as well as it could be here.

      • Marv

        It’s the only reason I’m a mod.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      And the guy had the nerve to ask why he was banned at the BoD?!? Fucking LOL.

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        “Why was I banned? I mean, I know I keep posting porn pics, but why no likey me?”

    • Not pissed at all. This place worked the way it’s supposed to. I fully support Marv’s decisions.

      • Marv

        I enjoy my role.

        • You’ve done well today, my friend.

          • Marv

            Had I not been on a dumb phone I’d have gotten them so fast no one would’ve seen them.

          • Matt_InGeeked

            I think Mikey would have appreciated that.

            Oh yeah, and me too.

            …….yeah.

      • WorldWide Duck

        Yay!!!!

  • Mikey

    Im a bit exhausted by all of this.

  • Bones

    Well… that’s something

  • Why isn’t anybody talking about the trailers?

  • Devin Harris

    I never blocked anyone when I was at the BoD cause I just accepted that’s how it was. My block game has been strong today

    • Mikey

      Same. I’ve got it down right quick.

    • chicagodem79

      Same here, I literally had never blocked anyone, ever on Disqus until today. Even I have my limits lol.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      You learn quickly when you have to.

    • DAJackson7

      I also lost my block virginity today….

    • Dwayne

      I thought were were cool, man.

      • Devin Harris

        I can’t read this. Who is talking to me?

  • If you have me blocked, let me know by responding to this comment.

    • Matt_InGeeked

      I’m considering it.

    • If I don’t block Gilmore girls talk, then I can take almost anything.

      • Matt_InGeeked

        You’d miss me too much.

    • Diddly

      Your MicSkills just aren’t good enough in my mind!

      • Hey now – I’m a technically proficient rapper, sir!

  • Matt_InGeeked

    The good thing is I have 40 minutes left. The bad thing is I have 40 minutes left.

  • Diddly

    I made it 20 minutes away from this place. Maybe I’m the one with the mental issues

    • Everyone here has mental issues.

      • Marv

        How dare you

      • Matt_InGeeked

        Fair.

      • chicagodem79

        I love how this comment has so many upvotes. That’s outstanding lol

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        I’m insulted and so am I!

  • chicagodem79

    I have a feeling my block list is gonna go from like 0 to 1,000 very quickly.

  • Diddly

    I just got a coupon for half off Papa John’s… guess I’m doing that for dinner

    • Matt_InGeeked

      *cue Peyton*

      • Diddly

        PK ran him off 🙁

        It will be a memorial pizza!

        • Matt_InGeeked

          *Starts the In Memorium Tribute Video for Peyton*

  • Marv

    The good news is I can turn images on and off again any time I want so you will all get to see my cowboy hat lol

    • Matt_InGeeked

      Oh thank god. What would life be without that.

      • Marv

        RIGHT?!

    • Abuse of power!

    • DAJackson7

      You need boots!

      • Matt_InGeeked

        Rhinestone ones, preferably.

      • Marv

        I know but I’m not blowing too much on them

        • DAJackson7

          Yeah…they aren’t cheap. Especially if you don’t wear them everyday like i do

  • WorldWide Duck

    Anyways, AHS: Coven was garbage.

    • Mikey

      What didn’t you like about it? I thought the first Lady Gaga season was pretty decent.

      • WorldWide Duck

        Micro: Stevie Nicks playing herself, except as a witch, and than the show stops for a concert.

        Macro: They just would not stop adding new characters and plot threads right up until the end. There was just too much shit happening and they kept adding more.

  • What’s good, Sacajawea dollars?

    • chicagodem79

      I hope you have an itchy trigger finger on your block function….

    • Everybody was fighting, and then we all agreed that I was the best poster of them all.

  • Matt_InGeeked

    The wife and I are debating a cheat day of Japanese for dinner. Extremely tempting.

    • How would that be cheating? Japanese food is fairly healthy, minus the salt I guess.

      • Matt_InGeeked

        We’re doing Whole30. No rice. No noodles.

        • Ohhhhh

          • Matt_InGeeked

            No bad carbs. No processed sugar. No dairy.

          • I just went vegetarian a little over a month ago. No dairy would be very, very difficult for me. I love cheese far too much.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      Japanese food never appealed to me. On Iron Chef, Chen’s dishes always looked more appetizing than Morimoto’s.

      • Matt_InGeeked

        We’re big sushi fans.

      • The Silver Fox

        The way I’d rank the cuisines on Iron Chef:
        Chinese
        Italian
        Japanese
        French

        • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

          I’d put French above Japanese, but just barely. They both love their raw/undercooked stuff.

          • The Silver Fox

            Benihana is my only experience with Japanese cuisine. Love seafood, but am not a sushi fan.

    • I like sushi. I can eat a lot.

      • Matt_InGeeked

        Me too. Especially when it’s at a really good place. I can put down a hundred just on the sushi.

    • WorldWide Duck

      Price Chopper has good sushi.

      • Matt_InGeeked

        Yes, I’ve been told this.

      • Price Chopper. ugh.

        • chicagodem79

          I’ve always been amused at the name of that grocery store. It sounds like a cheap knockoff of a real one.

        • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

          Sushi from a big box/discount store sounds like a really, really, REALLY bad idea.

          • Matt_InGeeked

            It is.

  • Mikey

    I learned that binging American Horror Story in one day is not good. It’s definitely a “watch an episode here or there” type of show.

    • ProjectBlue

      Dug the first season, slowly stopped watching after that

      • Mikey

        I liked Season 3. I thought that the third season was horrendous. Season 4 was eh. Season 5 had its moments. Haven’t seen the newest season.

      • The Silver Fox

        First season and Freak Show are the only seasons I’ve seen.

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    ….you people are weird.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      It’s been quite the day!

    • Devin Harris

      where you been?

    • Matt_InGeeked

      It is what it is.

    • Hey this guy is back! I thought for sure you’d finally gone to live in the sewers.

      • Matt_InGeeked

        …..what?

    • Dwayne

      You’re the worst one to talk about weird.

  • Mikey

    Duck, for some reason I thought you were talking about the most recent AHS season.

    But year, Coven really did me in I’m surprised I kept watching seasons after that. Still haven’t seen the most recent season though.

  • Matt_InGeeked

    Alright, I’m outta here.

    • Mikey

      Tell Sam and Dean I said what’s good!!

  • Marv

    I’m going to hang out at this Nashville coin laundry for two hours I guess

    • They serve hot chicken, you’ll be fine.

      • Marv

        I’ve been in desperate need of clean socks since before I saw you

        • “I Went On a 6,000 Mile Road Trip Around America and All I Got Was Trench Foot”, by Marv Cresto.

          • Marv

            lol that’s about right right

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      Maybe you’ll see Elvis!

  • Coming soon to the Geekery …………. Porky Kowalski.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      Welp…

      *prepares blocking finger*

      • He just declared on the BoD that he is Geekery 4 Life lol

    • Marv

      Keep encouraging the sad boy and you’re next

  • Suppository

    Hey boys…Looks like I am staying here for good…Geek Squad is #1

  • Marv

    I love this btw, banning him is super fun. He’s always been such an unclever loser and obvious liar. It’s fun sweeping out the trash. It’s what I’m made for lol

    • I just looked away for 10 minutes!

      • Marv

        This is how sad he is haha, pleeeeease someone care

    • chicagodem79

      I’d imagine this is like, when I was a kid, and we would play Duck Hunt, and get like 6 inches in front of the TV to shoot the ducks lol.

      • Marv

        Hahahaha

    • Dwayne

      Neither of you will quit.

      • Marv

        Oh heavens no. We are a perfect match 🙂

    • “No Days Jose” Gomez

      …the hell happened?

  • Baseball Jesus turns 57 today.

    It’s weird, he looked like he aged SUPER quickly until like 1995 and then stopped aging entirely.

    • Marv

      He eats like nothing but raw fish and pussy

    • Mikey

      My parents best friends lived in the same neighborhood as him. You’re speaking of Cal right?

      • I am. And if I lived in the same neighborhood as him, he’d basically be living next to a living version of that Chris Farley bit where he’s interviewing Paul McCartney and can’t stop marking out the whole time.

    • RudoWakening

      Ken Griffey, Jr isn’t that old

      • YOU SON OF A BITCH I WILL FIND YOU AND END YOU.

  • Marv

    So stoked for clean socks

    • The Silver Fox

      Socks and underwear are the things I cannot wear more than once before washing them.

      • Marv

        I’ve been doubletiming socks for two days I just couldn’t find the time to stop and do laundry. I can’t wait to take a shower and put on a clean pair it will feel like heaven

    • Macklin: Defender

      Laundry day is sneaky becoming my favorite day of the week. As my supply of clean socks and underwear dwindles I feel limited. Like, if I needed to go on the run suddenly I couldn’t because I’ve only got 1 pair of underwear and no socks. But laundry day rolls around and I’m ready to go on the run if need be. Or just have clean clothes for a week or two.

  • Mikey

    When we were little my brother and I used to play MLB Showdown obsessively. My dad would take us to buy Draft Packs where you’d automatically get a Holo card and Cal Ripken was a Holo and the worst holo in the game.

    My brother would get his pack first since he was younger and whiny and three straight times he got a “Cal Ripatikan” as he called him. The last time he literally started running around the store crying and screaming “Cal Ripatikan!”

    I always laugh when I think of Cal.

    • Your brother sounds like an ungrateful little fartknocker.

      • Marv

        Most little brothers are.

        Ok all, all is the word I’m looking for.

        • Macklin: Defender

          That’s not true. I’m a little brother.

          • Marv

            Yeah so definitely all.

          • Macklin: Defender

            I tried to post a link of Andy saying douché but it failed. So this is me saying douché much less stylishly.

          • Marv

            Images are gone for awhile

          • Macklin: Defender

            I’m guessing there was an incident. Ah well, the clip wasn’t that important.

        • I wouldn’t know.

          <- was only child

      • Mikey

        It drove him insane for a bit, I think.

  • Marv

    I have to reset my watch a lot. The south is weird these freeways lie moving me between time zones every hour it seems

    • Mikey

      Are you still in TN? TN is part Eastern, part Central IIRC

      • Marv

        Yeah I’m in Nashville doing laundry at some random coin place. I’m going to try to get to Louisville tonight still

        • Macklin: Defender

          “So hey Marv on your road trip you stopped in Nashville? That must have been amazing. A town steeped in such rich history. I’m sure you saw a lot of amazing sights. What did you do in Nashville?

          Laundry.”

          • Marv

            It’s more than I did in Birmingham

          • Macklin: Defender

            You circumvented it entirely?

          • Marv

            Passed through after seeing a scary statue. Im not white enough for the south.

          • I posted what that statue and its purpose actually is, I don’t know if you saw it.

          • Marv

            I did and that only made it way more odd I’d have preferred it was just racist lol

  • Daniel O’Reilly

    *Checks to see if PiKachu is posting here.* No? Carry on.

  • Marv

    Weirdest thing about TN? They really want to be other states. They’ve got a Cleveland a Dayton and a Pittsburgh here

    • Brian_Bayless

      There is a Florida, Massachusetts up in the sticks.

    • Weirdest thing about Tennessee? The county there where they produce Jack Daniel’s is a DRY COUNTY.

      • Marv

        Ok that’s just not right at all

        • I keep telling you the South is insane.

    • chicagodem79

      Missouri has a:

      Louisiana
      Mexico
      Nevada

      Those are the ones I can think of off the top of my head.

      • Marv

        So weeeeird

  • Marv

    A fat man was walking around shirtless so the owner told him he had to be dressed and he’s just like “Well I’m washing my shirt!”

    Ok I like Nashville lol

  • The Silver Fox

    Somehow I’ve managed to visit Knoxville, Chattanooga, Johnson City and Memphis, but never Nashville.

    • Marv

      I’m going to have to do a whole different swing through the south. I missed too much and I like everywhere I’ve seen a lot

      • The Silver Fox

        Wife’s family is from Knoxville, so I’ve spent a lot of time in there as well as Johnson City, Pigeon Forge and Gatlinburg. As well as Asheville and Boone in North Carolina.

        • Marv

          Yeah I didn’t even see ANY of the Carolinas, like not even to drive by. I never entered either state.

          • The Silver Fox

            The Outer Banks and the Blue Ridge Mountains are my favorite part of North Carolina. The Blue Ridge Parkway when the fall colors are out is one of my favorite drives.

          • Mikey

            Outer Banks was where we went on vacation for like seven summers as a kid. Super nice.

          • Marv

            When it comes to Sasha I’d like to be inner Banks

            Woooof, ok laundry any time now

          • The Silver Fox

            Our family had a summer cottage on the ocean near Kitty Hawk since the early 70’s. My sisters and I inherited it jointly as part of our father’s estate.

  • Macklin: Defender

    I’m jazzed Marvel is finally doing 4K discs now. My 4K Guardians is arriving today. I’m so happy I willfully used the word jazzed and opened myself up to the rightful scorn that accompanies using such a word.

  • TatR!

    I feel like in the Defenders Jessica Jones jeans don’t fit as perfectly as they did in her own show

    • Mikey

      Oh those were nice.

      • “No Days Jose” Gomez

        That shot when they were walking up the stairs to that architect’s house….mhmm

    • Marv

      Well then I’m definitely not watching it

      • TatR!

        They fit good. She looks good. But they don’t fit like they used to, in the sense that that was basically all I focused on and I missed most of the dialogue/plot

        • Marv

          The plot was about a man that kept mentally torturing his girlfriend and how awesome he was because of it.

          • TatR!

            I just thought it was a really long jeans commercial

    • Macklin: Defender

      Jessica Jones is a salty, tough broad with immaculately fitting jeans and an alcohol problem. She’s an inspiration to myself.

      • TatR!

        Well. She’s still salty and tough and she still drinks but the jeans, they just fit okay now

      • Marv

        I’m halfway there.

        • Macklin: Defender

          Now you just need to become salty and get some better jeans.

          • Marv

            I figured I had the salt I was just missing the jeans and the tough

          • Macklin: Defender

            Shit I forgot I put tough in there too. Eww. I attempted to call you an alcoholic woman with ill fitting jeans and I ended up calling you tough.

          • Marv

            Yay

    • Rowlf

      AKA: Jessica Jeans.

      • TatR!

        So simple, so correct

  • Marv

    I’m all paranoid now like “Gosh I sure hope this fat man doesn’t steal my socks but I want to go out and smoke so…”

  • Marv

    Nevada, Missouri sounds like it has to be the worst place on earth

    • chicagodem79

      I personally haven’t been there, but in the area of Missouri it’s located, your statement wouldn’t be far from the truth I bet….

    • OOOOH OOOOOH GO TO BRANSON.

      IT’S LIKE VEGAS WITHOUT ANY OF THE STUFF YOU GO TO VEGAS FOR.

      • Marv

        YES Greg Brady plays a show there!!

      • chicagodem79

        I take it as a badge of honor, for the 4 years+ I spent most of my life in Missouri, I have never visited there…and I’ve been a lot of other places. I just refuse lol.

        • Marv

          But but but…Yakov Smirnoff does a show there!

      • RudoWakening

        It’s like Vegas if it were run by Ned Flanders

  • TatR!

    So we watched 3 episodes of the Defenders today, I watched 3 episodes of Game Of Thrones also. That’s the day. Off work again tomorrow and we’ll probably try and do something other than sit around watching TV all day. Mrs TatR finished Undead Redemption and said the ending was profoundly unsatisfying. We also played Streets Of Rage on the Genesis Collection disc for XBOX and that was enjoyable. For me. Mrs TatR is an advanced gamer and was easily bored.

    • Facts

      Red Dead Redemption?

      There is a secret ending to the game m

      • Marv

        Spoiler: The guy gets redempted

      • TatR!

        Secret ending? Nah, this is the zombie one. She completed the other one a few weeks back.

  • Macklin: Defender

    Ooh I also forgot that Uncharted The Lost Legacy came out. I definitely want to get that. It’s the first video game I have been excited to get in the past six months.

    • Rowlf

      I have it! I’ve only had time to play the first 3/4 of an hour or so, but it seems like classic Uncharted so far.

  • TatR!

    Oh right yeah explain to me Iron Fist. Is he meant to be just rubbish and boring or is that a flaw that I’ve found in the concept

    • Marv

      He’s rubbish and boring. Did you not watch his show? It was fucking awful.

      • TatR!

        I didn’t. I didn’t watch Daredevils show or Luke Cages show either. We’ve only seen Jessica Jones

        • Marv

          He’s the worst character in that universe by far. When I found out he’s a major part of the beginning episodes I lost all interest in the show

          • TatR!

            I find it quite boring tbh but we’ll stick with it, it’s only 8 episodes

          • Marv

            I’m sure I’ll watch at some point but the Netflix shows are definitely becoming less and less of a priority. Most comic live action stuff is honestly. I walked out halfway through Spider-Man lol

          • TatR!

            Yeah. I’m no Marvel fan. I liked Jessica Jones though, because it wasn’t you know, full of people with glowing iron fists and shit

          • Marv

            Also the villain was British as fuck

          • TatR!

            man you’d love Britain there’s loads of them here, british people that are bad

          • Marv

            Are they all as handsome as Tennant? I’m never taking Edna there.

          • TatR!

            they’re not. I mean it’s like me, Tennant and then there’s a huge drop off

          • Marv

            Lol ok maybe I can bring Edna the….hey wait a second

          • Macklin: Defender

            I would say that as far as the entire MCU as a whole is concerned, he’s at the bottom for heroes and probably for major characters overall.

          • Marv

            Just awful. Irreconcilably awful, there’s no way to fix him at this point

          • “No Days Jose” Gomez

            He hasn’t been too bad once he joins the other Defenders

    • Macklin: Defender

      He’s slightly better in this than his own show but that character still needs a ton of work.

  • TatR!

    Also hot take poss is Sigourney Weaver. Is she meant to be rubbish and boring in everything she ever does that wasn’t 30 years ago or is that also just a mistake

    • Devin Harris

      I’ve never seen any of the Aliens movies

  • ProjectBlue

    72 hours before school starts and they’re finding out today the sub system they’re putting in place can’t handle people at multiple buildings. I better start taking vitamin c

    • TatR!

      thats teacher code for cocaine

  • Facts

    So motherfucking busy today.

    • Marv

      Yes lol

  • “No Days Jose” Gomez

    Now we wait for Hurricane Harvey

    • Marv

      It’s supposed to be really bad right? I’m sad I didn’t turn left on my way out of Atlanta I’d love to see a hurricane

      • “No Days Jose” Gomez

        Just watch the Doppler. It looks like a red fist!

        • Marv

          I’m on the road I can’t! Also Doppler is like top five fun words to say out loud over and over

      • RudoWakening

        I experienced my first in Ocotober and it was pretty rad

      • The Silver Fox

        Three times I’ve dealt with hurricanes, never a direct hit though. Only scary time was with Hurricane David in 1979 when a tornado spawned by the storm passed maybe 500-1,000 ft. from our house.

    • Macklin: Defender

      I feel like this was a missed opportunity for the Hurricane Namers to name it Helms. I really want there to be a Hurricane Helms.

      • “No Days Jose” Gomez

        Or Hurricane Ned

      • Marv

        How about HurriCane Dewey

        • Macklin: Defender

          Hey I liked that! How about Hurrikane.

          • Marv

            Meh.

          • Macklin: Defender

            Hurricane Hurricane?

          • Marv

            How about Hurricane Sugar

        • RudoWakening

          NAILED IT

    • RudoWakening

      Hurricane Two-Face

  • Marv

    Hurricane what does he got like a limp or somethin

    • TatR!

      fuck yeah like slow down right whats the hurry

      • Marv

        All day dude. I’ve been yelling at traffic like him. I really need to get home lol

        • TatR!

          The last episode was pretty great

          • Marv

            Yeah it was. I enjoy when the guests don’t really have any sea what to do with him

          • TatR!

            Yeah that one comedian was just flummoxed!

            Also I think the Artie and Anthony show is gonna be great, based on the announcement show I watched. I think Ant’s gonna be great again playing off someone

          • Marv

            I need to catch up on tha. I bought a sub to like 12 things for this trip and that was one of them

          • TatR!

            It’s awkward when Ant’s on his own obv but I think them shooting the shit for two hours with guests will be really good

  • Rowlf

    Hurricane Harvey, could be a real wall-banger.

    • Marv

      Banned.

  • Marv

    For instance: Cherokee what is he like sitting down all the time?

    • TatR!

      wait wait wait cherokee? why not both?

      • Marv

        Cherokee where’s Sonny?!

        • TatR!

          Sonny Bono more like Sonny BONER, right Chip?

          • Marv

            Goddamnit cut that part out its vulga

          • TatR!

            sorry chip thats okay we’ll cut it out

          • Marv

            Lol ok I really could do this ALL day but my laundry is done time to hit the road

          • TatR!

            I’m happy you wrote EXACTLY what I wanted you to when I did the boner line

          • Marv

            Lol. We’re in our middle age wtf is this hahaha

          • TatR!

            😀

          • Marv

            Ok see ya tomorrow bud

          • TatR!

            Laters!

  • Marv

    Cherokee no you can’t have any of my kee

  • Devin Harris

    Came home long enough to take a dump. More logs need peeling

    • Marv

      This post goes in a circle.

  • Forgot my wife’s cousin and her son were staying with us today and tomorrow.

    Fun.

    • I’ve been excused from family time so I can go die. This is more pleasant this way

      • Marv

        I’ll miss you RIP

  • “No Days Jose” Gomez

    Well the good news is that the hurricane should clear up in time for the anime convention next week!

  • The Silver Fox

    Better female action hero: Sarah Connor or Ellen Ripley?

    • “No Days Jose” Gomez

      Ripley

  • RudoWakening

    I may be too tired to play video games and I’m DEFINITELY too tired to finally finish season 2 of Man in the High Castle

    • ProjectBlue

      I always wanted to double around and finish season 2. Just haven’t gotten there yet.

  • RudoWakening

    On the plus side, I just saw Benito Mussolini’s gutted corpse hanging from a building.

    • ProjectBlue

      I’m not cultured enough to appreciate modern architecture

  • RudoWakening

    Oh sure, now that I’m done with work nobody has anything to say!

  • Marv

    Getting a hotel on the Kentucky line, today has been exhausting and I’ve gotten nowhere

  • Ok can someone give me cliff notes of last 4 hours…

    • Marv

      Nah that was the sad sack Pik from the BoD. I had a great time banning him all day. He doesn’t really understand that him coming from here is my favorite thing ever

      • Comdukakis

        You mean PK?

        • Marv

          He was Pik for years. This guy has been begging for attention on Scotts sites for more than a decade

          • Comdukakis

            ahh. I missed the fun. having the kid back in school this week, plus work has been kicking my ass. New school, started 7th grade, too much travel.

          • Marv

            I enjoyed it but only because I love using then mod buttons.

          • Comdukakis

            power is intoxicating

          • Marv

            I sold my modship to Ferrari like this: “Sooner or later the sad fucks from the blog will come over. I have just the right amount of no life at all to combat that.”

            And so it was…

          • Comdukakis

            that is a hell of a sales pitch. I’d hire you. I just don’t have the time to do any sort of mod thing anywhere.

          • Marv

            It would’ve been a lot easier had I been home and not on this endless road trip lol

          • Comdukakis

            and who’s fault is that?

            oh wait, your many fans across the country.

            carry on

          • Marv

            Lol, mine. I’m just at the stage now where I wouldn’t mind being home. I’m pretty over this but still two more things to do before I head west

      • Ok damn I was ready all day to alert you

        • Marv

          I have made a request for another mod *ahem*

      • Macklin: Defender

        Oh so that’s why images are off now?

        • Marv

          Yep. Can’t have nice things when 1995 AOL trolls never grew up

          • Comdukakis

            that kind of self loathing about his sexuality is a tough cross to bear

          • Marv

            It really appears so lol

  • Marv

    I fucking love the south. Every woman calls me baby and every room allows me to smoke.

    • RudoWakening

      And everyone tells you to have a blessed day

      • Comdukakis

        “Bless your heart, why aren’t you an ugly little thing.”

        Southern politeness. LOL

        • Marv

          I don’t even care that it’s all fake. I’ll take fake nice in the south over legit rude in the northeast lol

          • Comdukakis

            Michigan is very “southern” when you get outside the urban areas of southeast Michigan.

  • Macklin: Defender

    Alright, my Guardians 4K has arrived, I’ve got my soundbar cranked up to a responsible level, I’m ready to update my Rankings baybay!

  • Macklin: Defender

    Brandy you’re a fine girl what a good wife you would be. But my life, my love and my lady is the sea.

    • Comdukakis

      If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
      Never make a pretty woman your wife
      So for my personal point of view
      Get an ugly girl to marry you

  • Macklin: Defender

    Poor Drax and his sensitive nipples. The movie came with a funny poster I can’t share because of losers.

  • The Silver Fox

    Maynard just popped up at the BoD after how many months.

    • Marv

      Apparently he went to rehab, so good for him.

      Though I do wonder how anyone that can’t afford internet pays for rehab. Or I guess maybe it’s free if you’re that bad off? I dunno but I’m glad he’s doing better

      • Comdukakis

        maybe rehab will clean up the lies too?

        • Marv

          So the thing is, I’ve talked to a few people that have experience with upstate now and none of them seem to think anything he ever said was all that outlandish

          • Comdukakis

            just all his stories of mouthing off, getting in fights like a tough guy, women, they struck me as bullshit.

          • Marv

            I totally buy him being confrontational, but confrontational like a chihuahua. He isn’t much bigger than me I highly doubt he’s kicking anyone’s ass.

      • Brian_Bayless

        Most rehabs do not allow outside access to phones, internet, etc.

        • Marv

          Right I get why he wasn’t posting. But he said he had no money before he disappeared so I’m wondering how he paid for 90 days in a facility.

          I want it to be true. He was in a bad way and I want him to be better. I always liked him I don’t care if his stuff was all bullshit he was entertaining at least

      • Brian_Bayless

        He applied for state Medicaid I think.

        • Marv

          Oh ok! See I didn’t know that was even a thing

          • Brian_Bayless

            Plus, he lost his job. Or he went free care.

    • In related news the Buffalo Tourism Board has been all over Toronto this year.

      Did you know that Buffalo has the largest walking tour of gardens in the USA?

  • Macklin: Defender

    All these colors are popping like crazy.

  • Mikey

    Hoping to watch three episodes of Buffy tonight.

    • Marv

      I’m thinking I might try to do the first episode of Defenders before I go to sleep. I’m two hours from the Slugger museum so I’ve gotta be up by like 6 a.m.

      I’m never getting home lol

      • Mikey

        Enjoy. Hopefully very little of Iron Fist.

  • Macklin: Defender

    “Shit I used the wrong eye again didn’t I? I’m sorry that was meant to be behind your back.”

    • Marv

      No one knows what you’re talking about.

  • Marv
    • Comdukakis

      somehow Kenny Rogers “The Gambler” is now running through my head

      • Marv

        I was so fucking excited to finally get a cowboy hat today. I’ve wanted one for two weeks!

        • Comdukakis

          I have literally never worn a cowboy hat for longer than 90 seconds. Probably a reaction to my dad wearing one everywhere in Sacramento. Hey Dad, you ain’t a cowboy!!!

          • Marv

            I think the only time I’ve ever worn one was for Halloween. Maybe as a young boy for like a play or something

    • The Silver Fox

      I’d love to get a Stetson hat, especially an old school boss of the plains type.

      • Marv

        This one was $15 at some truck stop in Tennessee haha

        • The Silver Fox

          I wear a size 7 7/8 hat, so ones like that rarely fit me.

          • Comdukakis

            fuck I have like an 8 3/4 or something huge like that

    • Brian_Bayless

      That looks like Kentucky to me.

      • Marv

        Yay I can pass

        • Brian_Bayless

          You can call yourself “He-Bob” now.

    • Macklin: Defender

      LOL Tremendous.

    • Best_in_the_World

      Marvlboro Man

  • Marv

    Edna is not impressed by this hat hahaha

    • Comdukakis

      well she married ya so she was impressed by what counts. Your HUGE….intellect.

      • Marv

        Mouth. The word you’re looking for is mouth.

        These times really fuck me up too man. The whole time I was in New York I was like “ah the shows have already started it’s like 5:45…oh right…they don’t start at 5 p.m. here they start at 8 like they’re supposed to…”

        And then I’ll screw up and start sending video messages at like 6 p.m. and wondering why the fuck she won’t get back to me and she’s like “Yeah dude I’m at work still it’s barely the afternoon…”

        • Comdukakis

          took me a good 6 months to get used to Michigan time vs. California

  • Marv

    Very few women offering sensual massage on the Bowling Green craigslist

    • Comdukakis

      does Edna know about your strange hobby?

      • Marv

        She thought my getting jerked off in New York was fucking hilarious.

        • Comdukakis

          wow. that is one understanding woman

          • Marv

            She just wanted to hear the story. And it was a good story. A 90-lb robot Asian dragged a giant massage table up four flights of stairs lol

        • Macklin: Defender

          I told you to stay off the subway Marv. Those vagabonds get handsy.

          • Marv

            I paid her $75.

          • Comdukakis

            that’s pretty cheap I’ve heard (no experience) the rub and tugs around here are 200

          • Marv

            That’s why I used craigslist!

          • Macklin: Defender

            This is a true story?

          • Marv

            Well, yeah duh

          • Macklin: Defender

            I’m thunderstruck.

          • Marv

            Why? It was just a massage. All I did was lay there.

          • Macklin: Defender

            I feel bad for that lady lugging a table up 4 flights of stairs for a $75 payoff.

          • Marv

            I don’t. She’d have probably done it for $50. I seriously think she got out of a shipping container only weeks before

        • Best_in_the_World

          The massage part, ok, i could see that. The JO part? Lol I can’t.

          • Marv

            She started with it, it was masterful. I laid down on my stomach and she was like “Go ahead and roll over” and then she did all that and then I still got a 30 minute back massage. Girl was a pro.

    • RudoWakening

      This is BULLSHIT. Get it together, Kentucky!

  • RudoWakening

    Tried posting a video of Xannie untying Frida’s shoe but it’s awaiting approval

    • Marv

      Yeah images are off for awhile, I changed the setting just for that pic.

      Let me see if I can approve your comment.

      • RudoWakening

        Okay. I just posted the full link rather than just an image

    • Marv

      Yeah I don’t see it.

      • RudoWakening

        Just tried it again

        • Marv

          I just changed the setting so you can post links, they just won’t show up automatically like the gifs did. Refresh and try it again.

  • My wife is going to Fan Expo with her dad again this year meaning that I have both kids for a whole day on the long weekend.

    We’re getting in the car and going to grandma’s.

  • Matt_InGeeked

    It’s a nice night tonight.

    • Marv

      It is in Kentucky! Not too hot, not a cloud in the sky.

    • Here too!

    • RudoWakening

      It was 75 in La Crosse today. Not bad at all

  • RudoWakening
    • Marv

      Oh ok cool lol

  • Marv

    Yeah I don’t even know. Links should work. I don’t know. I give up lol

    • chicagodem79

      I see them now

    • Brian_Bayless

      My GIF game is on hold now. Thanks PK

      • Marv

        I doubt they come back. It was a good run but we knew eventually some lonely douche would ruin it.

  • RudoWakening

    Oh yes, it’s the Overlord episode of World War II in Colour. FUCK YEAH

  • Fan. Expo.

  • Matt_InGeeked

    I did 70 push ups and 120 crunches, and I was sore to begin with today, so fuck the bike. I’m in bed.

    • Marv

      Damn man, you’re getting better and better. I can’t wait to get home and get back to my routine dude I’m turning into jello.

      • Matt_InGeeked

        Thanks, yeah, 5 weeks now exercising/diet. I’m very happy with the results and how I feel.

        Picking up the little man will take the jello away.

      • RudoWakening

        Toddler curls and tosses combined with running a couple of miles?

        • Marv

          Basically a beginner kettle bell routine only using him instead of a kettlebell and then an elliptical. I don’t know how you and Mikey run like that my knees would explode.

          • RudoWakening

            I haven’t been running much at all lately; it’s been the elliptical and my knees are happy with me

          • Marv

            I’m screwed with all that stuff, one knee is bad and on the other leg my ankle is shredded. Fuck running lol

  • Marv

    I listened to an interview with Alec Baldwin today and he was talking about how the key to his Trump impression is searching for a smart sounding word and never finding it, “I had the most….beautiful piece of the cake the other day. It was….beautiful.”

    • Brian_Bayless

      That impression is so great.

      • Marv

        It really is tremendous stuff. He was also talking about how funny it is to him that he’ll never be able to go back to NYC when this is all over. The whole city fucking hates him now.

    • chicagodem79

      He sounds like a guy that never passed the 7th grade

  • Matt_InGeeked

    Supernatural and crash it is! Later folks.

  • Marv

    Another night, anther shitty Pizza Hut dinner. I need to go home lol

    • chicagodem79

      You mean to tell me you’re in Kentucky and you’re not getting KFC?!?!?! What gives? lol

      • Marv

        They won’t deliver to me. Delivery is like the most important thing, once I’m checked into a room the idea of getting back into that car for any reason is abhorrent

        • chicagodem79

          Damn, I think living in big cities, you take delivery for granted, we can get anything delivered, but once you get out of the city, the options diminish….

          • Marv

            Depends on the city too. In Atlanta only these nasty chains delivered, same in Queens.

          • Best_in_the_World

            Lol…next time you’re there, let me know and I can give you names of places that will deliver.

          • Marv

            I called five or six places and they all acted like I was insane for suggesting they bring it to me. I’m not going to use some shitty third party service so my stuff gets here cold.

          • Best_in_the_World

            I don’t doubt that, but there are some great places I can point you to that have delivered to me hundreds of times throughout the years. We can circle back next year lol

          • Marv

            I’d like that. The only great local New York food I sampled was Sbarro.

          • Best_in_the_World

            Oh damn, that was the place I’m referring to. Jk. Next time.

          • We can definitely get KFC delivery here.

    • Marv

      OMG yes at least this Pizza Hut has root beer. Seriously wtf is with the deep south and their hatred of God’s Drink

    • RudoWakening

      On my drives across the country I end up getting pizza delivered every night. On my drive to Wisconsin in February I had to get a local shop because THERE WAS NO PIZZA HUT. No Domino’s or Papa John’s either. It was the damndest thing.

      • Marv

        I guess there was a KFC nearby but I’d never eat that anyway. Pizza Hut is about as good as it gets here lol

        • chicagodem79

          I had swore off KFC just about permanently until they introduced grilled chicken. It’s actually not bad, but you have to catch a fresh batch.

          • Marv

            Oh grilled could be good! I’m just not into fried stuff really, not out of any health thing (he said as he lit another cigarette indoors) I just don’t much like the taste. But grilled chicken is my fucking game, I’ll have to check it out.

          • chicagodem79

            Yeah it’s pretty good stuff, it’s the only thing I eat there these days.

    • Brian_Bayless

      Ew

      • Marv

        Eating on the road blows. I haven’t had sushi in 17 days!

        • Brian_Bayless

          I’d just pick something up before heading to the hotel.

          • Marv

            There’s nothing here, and there’s been nothing in lots of places. Like my options here are various pizza chains or Wendy’s, and I’ve eaten a ton of Wendy’s already. There is a fucking Wendy’s at every exit south of the Mason-Dixon, I’m not even kidding. They are HUGE down here.

          • Brian_Bayless

            Yeah, that blows. I forget how Massachusetts is much, much better when it comes to that.

          • Marv

            Same with Seattle dude, kind of the whole west coast really. Like at home it’s difficult to find shitty food, everything is some level of healthy and delicious basically.

          • Brian_Bayless

            Lots of McD’s, Wendy’s, BK, etc. close down here.

          • Marv

            Definitely. Well and it certainly doesn’t help that I rarely get into a town until late and it’s ALWAYS by the freeway. I mean even back home it’s not like the nice restaurants are right off I-90 lol, they’re all in town.

          • Brian_Bayless

            Even where I am there is tons of places that are not just drive-thru places.

  • RudoWakening

    Ah, the Pas-de-Calais.

  • Marv

    I like the local news here. Everyone sounds so funny.

    • chicagodem79

      I love watching local news, especially in small/college towns. There’s always a chance you might run into a BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE guy.

      • Marv

        Or even just someone making a stupid mistake and falling all over themselves.

  • Marv

    It’s an interesting thing being down here while the country is going crazy after Charlottesville. It definitely makes me take more notice of weird statues, and weird symbols painted next to the freeway and stuff like this. Maybe I’m just oversensitive to it because of all the news but it just feels like a real fucking creepy place to be if you’re not sparkling white.

    • chicagodem79

      There are many areas in this country where if I was traveling by vehicle, I would not go anywhere farther than a few blocks from the interstate…..which is kind of sad because I love trying local cuisine and not national chain stuff.

      • Marv

        Man, I don’t blame you. There is a real creep factor down here. Much like Idaho even I don’t feel white enough for this.

    • Marv

      Meanwhile on the flip side the left is freaking out about cultural appropriation and all this and that’s the only way people get used to each other. Like…it’s the definition of mulitculturalism which is what we’re supposed to be out.

      I’ve been in the car too long hahaha

    • Brian_Bayless

      I’m glad I live where I do.

      • Marv

        Same. The biggest lesson of this trip is that I got real fucking lucky to be born where I was. Real. Fucking. Lucky.

        • Brian_Bayless

          People give Massachusetts a lot of shit around the country but we have it lucky. Great schools, hospitals, an actual economy, etc.

    • I want to live else where but it could be worse Indy is a cross roads of both sides. it leans conservative but not to the point of what you have been driving through

    • Speaking as someone who’s lived the overwhelming majority of the time in the DEEEEEP Souf (although as a white person for nearly that entire time), what’s weird is that the South (at least this far South) is completely nonplussed about Charlottesville and the whole thing.

      “WHA? You mean you’re just now discovering that racism exists? The racism that’s existed and covered this part of the country like a depressing blanket for the last 160 years?”

      We’re really kinda racism’d out at this point. We’ve learned to just kinda accept the climate as a sort of ethnic cease-fire since the ’70s.

  • Marv

    Yay pizza’s here, ok goodnight boys

    • Marv

      Oh this is garbage lol

      I’m getting a fucking steak tomorrow

  • Stranger In the Alps

    With Harvey rolling through the area, more than likely beginning tomorrow, people PANIC and run to Kroger to buy up all the bottled water.

    I’m trying to weigh the pros and cons of peanut butter Ritz sandwiches or cheese Ritz sandwiches while full-scale riots go on behind me somewhere.

    • chicagodem79

      National Weather Service with some…..alarming wording…

      “Extremely dangerous and life-threatening wind is possible.
      Failure to adequately shelter may result in serious injury,
      loss of life, or immense human suffering. Move to safe
      shelter before the wind becomes hazardous.”

      • Stranger In the Alps

        Well, shit.

        Should have bought the water then.

    • “No Days Jose” Gomez

      Corpus up to Beeville will get raped.
      San Antonio and Austin will feel like it got hit with a fire hose

  • Mikey

    Indians got six off of Sale tonight. Very nice!

    • Stranger In the Alps

      Time for some basebrawl!

      The Yankees and Tigers should stop by Progressive Field and interfere in this game.

      • Mikey

        That fight was a nuts lol

  • FYI everyone I haven’t blocked

  • I think a dog may have pooped under the bed

  • so…….it’s just me here……ok goodnight

    • But now it’s morning. Rise and shine.

      • ok so I’m not alone.. I was feaked out that everyone cut out fairly early and no one showed back up