Love Actually
“You know perfectly well that any bar anywhere in America contains ten girls more beautiful and more likely to have sex with me than the whole of the United Kingdom.”…
Die Hard
“Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs…” A New York City police officer comes out to L.A. to visit his estranged wife and ends up…
G.I. Joe The Movie
“Your record is a shameful parade of insubordination and gross dereliction of duty. We searched your files in the hopes of finding SOME act of merit to offset the maximum…
Constantine
“You are going to die young because you smoked 30 cigarettes a day since you were 15… and you’re going to go to hell because of the life you took.”…
Batman Begins
“People need dramatic examples to shake them out of apathy and I can’t do that as Bruce Wayne. As a man, I’m flesh and blood, I can be ignored, I…
10 Things I Hate About You
“Alright, wait a minute. No drinking, no drugs, no kissing, no tattoos, no piercings, *no* ritual animal slaughters of any kind. Oh, God, I’m giving them ideas.” A modern retelling…
Batman Forever
“I’m afraid they’ve taken Dr. Meridian. Master Dick has run away. The cave has been destroyed. And there’s another riddle.” The not-so-Dark Knight takes on a pair of bumbling goofs…
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
"Seems strange, mate. Dumbledore sends you off to find a load of Horcruxes, but doesn't bother to tell you how to destroy them. Doesn't that bother you?"