New Release Tuesday – October 10

Tuesdays bring the release of new books and movies to keep us all occupied. Let’s take a look at the highlights of what’s now available for our consumer entertainment!

New Digital Releases

Batman vs. Two-Face – In Adam West‘s final turn as the Caped Crusader, Batman and Robin are back in classic 1960s animated action, protecting Gotham City from some of the most nefarious villains in comics history. (DVD, Blu-ray release: October 17).

War for the Planet of the Apes – In the third chapter of the franchise. Caesar and his apes are forced into a deadly conflict with an army of humans led by a ruthless Colonel. (DVD, Blu-ray release: October 24)

New on Blu-Ray/DVD

Baby Driver – After being coerced into working for a crime boss, a young getaway driver finds himself taking part in a heist doomed to fail. Directed by Edgar Wright and starring Ansel Elgort, Jon Bernthal and Jon Hamm.

New Books

Chuck D Presents This Day in Rap and Hip-Hop History by Chuck D – A comprehensive, chronological survey of rap and hip hop from 1973 to the present.

Grant by Ron Chernow – The Pulitzer Prize-winning author provides a complete understanding of the general and president whose fortunes rose and fell with dizzying speed and frequency.

Inside Studio 54 by Mark Fleischman – The former owner takes you behind the scenes of the most famous nightclub in the world, through the crowd, to a place where celebrities, friends, and the beautiful people sip champagne and share lines of cocaine using rolled-up hundred-dollar bills.

The Princess Bride Deluxe Edition HC: S. Morgenstern’s Classic Tale of True Love and High Adventure by William Goldman – A new edition in time for the film’s 30th anniversary, which also includes fifty full-page color illustrations by Michael Manomivibul, full-color chapter openers, and a gorgeous color map printed on the endpapers.

Waiting for the Punch: Words to Live By from the WTF Podcast by Marc Maron – A running narrative of the world’s most recognizable names working through the problems, doubts, joys, triumphs and failures we all experience.

New Graphic Novels/Collections

 

Green Lantern: Kyle Rayner Vol. 1 by Ron Marz – The lone Lantern for most of the 1990s, this book collects the new hero’s early adventures. 

Swamp Thing: The Bronze Age Omnibus Vol. 1 by Len Wein – The character’s early adventures collected for the first time. 

Tomb of Dracula: The Complete Collection Vol. 1 by Gerry Conway, Archie Goodwin, Gardner Fox and Marv Wolfman – The tomb has opened, and Dracula lives again! But his descendant, Frank Drake, joins vampire hunters including Rachel Van Helsing and Quincy Harker in a bid to return him to his grave!

The Walking Dead: Here’s Negan by Robert Kirkman and Charlie Adlard – Who was he before society broke down? That question will be answered here, collecting the story originally serialized in IMAGE+ magazine.

New Video Games

Middle-earth: Shadow of War (PS4, X-Box One) – The sequel to the critically acclaimed Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor continues the original story of Talion and Celebrimbor, who must now go behind enemy lines to forge an army and turn all of Mordor against the dark lord, Sauron.

  • Matt_Indeed

    GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS

  • Matt_Indeed

    Looking at Spotify, there are about….oh…..55 billion podcasts.

    • Rick “The Hot Take King” Ross

      I’m starting one in a few weeks.

    • Can’t believe Spotify is doing podcasts, too… might have to check out the selection, since I’ve been annoyed with the Apple podcast app.

    • DAJackson7

      I keep wondering if i should check out Spotify, but i really don’t listen to that much music.

      • Matt_Indeed

        I think I listen to about 12 hours of music a day.

        • DAJackson7

          That’s probably more than i listen to in 6 months. hahahaha

    • TatR!

      I think Rogan’s on there. as is a football podcast I listen to.

  • RudoWakening

    I will be picking up Shadow of War after work today.

    Also, our PM and all the supervisors have been I the conference room since about 0620. This is dumb

  • Reasonable Opinion Ghost

    My product manager told me during lunch break that his sex drive always increases after smoking weed. Is this is an actual thing?

    • Rick “The Hot Take King” Ross

      No

  • Devin Harris

    I’m always skeptical of hip-hop history material. It’s always stuff that’s common knowledge or just kissing up to certain people. Won’t hold my breath waiting on true comprehensive history; although, I think it’s made a great enough impact to warrant such comprehension.

    • RudoWakening

      I can see Chuck D being pretty thorough and not showing too much bias. Dude’s a hip-hop scholar

      • Devin Harris

        I’m still skeptical. I’d want to read a review or two before I bothered with it

  • ProjectBlue

    Ended up liking Baby Driver

    • Devin Harris

      I liked it until the botch job at the end. Everything after that was a mess

      • ProjectBlue

        Can see that. Spacey’s face turn at the end didn’t feel earned either

        • Devin Harris

          Just completely out of nowhere.

  • ProjectBlue
    • DAJackson7

      Jump in a refrigerator

      • ProjectBlue

        Then the people with refrigerators will just envy those without in that post-apocalyptic hell

  • Mikey

    Tweaked my hamstring again last night when I slipped on my deck. Ran this morning on the treadmill but it was a lot of starting and stopping.

    • Devin Harris

      I’ve learned that there is no reason to try to fight through an injury. Let it heal fully and then get back to it.

      • Mikey

        That’s probably the right thinking. I’m just nuts about making sure I don’t gain weight 🙂

        I can always switch to the elliptical.

        • Devin Harris

          Your long term health is always the most important thing and there are always alternative methods while you heal

          • Mikey

            That’s why I’m thinking elliptical. There’s no pressure being put on it.

        • TatR!

          I understand this completely.

  • DAJackson7

    Da’s review of the Gran Turismo Sport Demo:
    Menu and layout are all very nice, GT% was awful, GT6 was better, this is a better menu than that
    Plays and looks GORGEOUS
    Now the minus………………….the fucking vehicle selection is atrocious. Very few road cards, a bunch of race versions (weird paint, decals, stupid lights) but their are serously maybe 200 cars in the game….and the demo has all cars available,. it’s awful

  • Facts

    Poor Luke, having Reys Liberal Agenda pushed on him.

    • ProjectBlue

      Bits lose their steam when one isn’t around for the creation

  • Something went wrong with Siri this morning and I slept in. Now I’m late for Sir Andrew’s visit to my office.

    • ProjectBlue

      Another Sir? Fancy

  • Reasonable Opinion Ghost

    Yeah I’m not playing a game with loot crates and microtransactions. That’s some nickel-and-diming shit.

    • DAJackson7

      Battlefront?

      • Reasonable Opinion Ghost

        Shadow of War too,as well as Injustice 2

  • TatR!

    HellooooOOOOOoooo gentlemen!

    • Facts

      LORD TatR!

  • Devin Harris

    Just learned that Dove is racist now (that’s sarcasm). I really wish I was building this house further out in the woods.

    • The Professor

      Id like to know who thought that idea was good. Who didn’t see the problem in the first place and those people should be long gone.

      • ProjectBlue

        I guess from the marketing side, definitely, should know what would happen. Just from the consumer side, yeesh. That gimmick was the whole conceit of MJ’s Black or White video

      • Devin Harris

        It’s easy to see what they were going for here which is why I don’t understand how it could be construed as racist. Why would they knowingly do this? It doesn’t make any sense.

        • Reasonable Opinion Ghost

          The message seems to be that white women are generally more attractive than black ones which is uh….problematic

          • Devin Harris

            Again, any reasonable person could tell that wasn’t the intent unless Dove is controlled by the klan. If the message didn’t land (and it appears that it didn’t) then just tell them how you feel. Dove pulls the ad and we move on. I’m really not sure why it needs to go further than that

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    Getting chewed out because I was 1 minute late for work yesterday because the elevator stopped at 6 floors. Weeeeeeeee.

    • Mikey

      That’s some bullshit.

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    Okay so Reasonable Opinion Ghost = Napoleon Blownapart

    • Mikey

      Oh yeah, good call. Duh.

    • Reasonable Opinion Ghost

      It’s Halloween season ffs

      • Diddly: Basic B****

        AAAH! A SPOOKY GHOST!

        • The Professor

          g-g-g-ghost;

    • Was this a secret? He’s not even using another account.

      • Diddly: Basic B****

        I just want to keep up with the name changes!

    • TatR!

      he was Reasonable Opinion Guy like yesterday, detective.

  • Matt_Indeed

    I feel like Mark Hamil should be a bigger deal than he is. Everything I’ve seen him in, he’s always stood out and been great.

    • The Professor

      He’s the definition of a one-character guy; every one associates him with one character that no one can see him as anything else.

      • The Professor

        When I went to the Nick Offerman thing couple days ago, he said that he was forced to shave off the mustache because his ron swanson look is so distinctive

      • ProjectBlue

        Last vestiges of older hollywood. I think he could have done enough live action stuff if Star Wars hits today instead. Though as is, he seems happy doing the voice over stuff and enjoying his geekiness.

        • The Professor

          Today, he could have easily gotten more work (live action), but besides Ford, who else became a big movie star from that original movie?

  • Matt_Indeed

    Just gonna pretend a game didn’t happen last night in New York.

    • Mikey

      FUCK THAT!

      • Matt_Indeed

        I mean, what the fuck is happening. All of a sudden we forgot to play defense? Won 102 fucking games and can’t play fucking defense!

        • Away teams haven’t been very successful this postseason (save for the Astros clinching yesterday). I’m sure things will get back to normal Wednesday…. Or… you know…not… 😀

          • Matt_Indeed

            We actually have played a terrible series so far, and if it wasn’t for your dumb manager, your team would be booking a flight to Houston this morning.

          • Mikey

            Outside of Game 1 and that cool comeback, we have been atrocious. It feels weird. I’m just going to remain confident.

          • Matt_Indeed

            Yeah, been a completely different team compared to the regular season.

          • Mikey

            Edwin getting hurt has just opened up a huge gap in this offense.

        • Mikey

          Urshela looked like he had the yips out there. We got this tomorrow.

    • WOOOOOOO!

  • Hello all.. Man it sure is fun to have your baseball team win last night right guys??

    • Matt_Indeed

      Go_Away

    • DAJackson7

      BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • LET’S GO YANKEES!

    • Louie

      You suck.

  • TatR!

    for halloween maybe I’ll just change my avatar to that old picture of me and my boy Milo that everyone said was super creepy for some reason

  • Miko363

    Red Sox desperately need a change in leadership. Farrell needs to go and they need a strong, positive veteran presence in there since Dustin Pedroia is clearly NOT the guy you want leading the locker room.

    • DAJackson7

      I’ll trade ya Mike Matheny for John Ferrell

      • Miko363

        Sounds like a plan! Full disclosure: I don’t think Farrell knows how a double switch works, so the NL may be confusing to him.

        • DAJackson7

          That’s okay, Matheny will set back your teams baseball knowledge to the 4th grade and he has no clue how to read a pitcher or use a bullpen.

  • The Professor

    Just looked up Mark Hamill’s filmography. After Jedi, he had no roles for the next 6 years.
    “When Amadeus was adapted to film in 1984, Hamill auditioned to reprise the role for the big screen but lost the part to Tom Hulce.[16][32] A studio executive told the producers of the film, “I don’t want Luke Skywalker in this film”.[33] He made television appearances in a 1986 episode of Amazing Stories and a 1987 episode of The New Alfred Hitchcock Presents.”

    He did do some broadway though during that time

    • Matt_Indeed

      That’s unfortunate, because I think he’s pretty amazing.

    • TatR!

      the guy who played Joffrey retired from acting right away right

    • I remember him from the Star Wars series of pictures.

  • Back to work after 4 Thanksgivings. I’m tired.

    • The Professor

      must be from all the turkey

    • Matt_Indeed

      Mister_E_MSG

    • Is this like a thanksgiving version of Four Christmases with Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon?

  • Mikey

    I’m gonna have Smackdown on as background on the laptop tonight and then watch Supergirl, Flash, and LoT tonight.

  • Louie

    The Ron Marz GL is one of those things I fear I remember fondly because I was 10-13 when I was reading it.

    • Mikey

      Hello Duck!

      • Louie

        Hi Mikey!

    • Matt_Indeed

      What’s with the name?

      • Louie

        “GL” is the abbreviation Hal Jordan prefers his fellow Justice Leaguers use.

        • Matt_Indeed

          The new screen name, dumb-dumb.

      • Huey, Dewey and…

        • Matt_Indeed

          Oh. Yeah. Okay.

  • The Professor

    Would you rather be super famous for 1 role and be only known for that one role (gilligan, bradys, luke/leia, kramer) OR just be a basic character actor but never become rich or famous (basically you are that guy).

    • Matt_Indeed

      Whatever one makes me money. I can let my creativity out in different ventures.

    • Miko363

      Unfortunately, I think Kramer is known for something else nowadays…

  • Going to watch this jedi thing

    • Matt_Indeed

      It looks good. It probably won’t be.

      • DAJackson7

        Ehhhh. my opinion of this film was lowered a lot, i don’t think i will care for this one

        • why?

          • DAJackson7

            I have no idea what they are doing with the Force, but it really really seems convoluted with the “raw power” shit and “the jedi should end” crap. Not everyone that comes along needs a destiny or to the new best at something…it’s just to damn much

          • boo

      • that’s the internet attitude

        • Matt_Indeed

          HIVEMIND! HIVEMIND! HIVEMIND!

          ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

    • I watched it yesterday. It didn’t do much for me.

      I think the one guy is the same guy who was the bad guy in the other one.

  • Facts

    Who is Louie?

    • Matt_Indeed

      Used to host the Feud. Always seemed miserable. Had a terrible cartoon in the 90s. Fat guy.

      • Louie

        Likes to dip his balls in things.

        • Matt_Indeed

          Does he? Learn something new every day.

      • Facts

        Heard he’s a homosexual.

        • Matt_Indeed

          Hey man, let’s all just have fun, alright?

          • Facts

            Fun_Indeed

  • So I guess I’m the one guy who still thinks Force Awakens is a lot of fun and have high hope for last Jedi

    • Matt_Indeed

      I enjoyed TFA. I don’t have anything bad to say about it really.

      • It’s not the greatest movie ever but it did a lot to set up the new story AND.. it was there to let us all heal.. it didn’t swing for a home run.. it went.. what we really need right now is a solid double to put us in scoring position

        • Matt_Indeed

          My feeling was that it was a million times better than Ep 1, 2 and 3. That was good enough for me.

          • DAJackson7

            Completely agree, it didn’t need to be the best thing ever, and it wasn’t. But it was good enough.

        • Diddly: Basic B****

          The story, when you dissect it, was tame, but the thing I loved about the movie is there were TONS of new characters that not only could you relate to, you clearly understood their motivations and why they were doing what they were doing.

    • Facts

      They aren’t bad and are good but I wish they were doing something different.

      • I’m pretty sure this one will be doing something different.

        • Facts

          I mean not involving the Skywalkers.

          • Diddly: Basic B****

            That’s what the spinoffs are for!

          • well I think all the Episode this or that will involve a skywalker.

    • I liked it.

  • Matt_Indeed

    I’m listening to Benny Goodman. I was called 85 years old today.

    Fair.

    • The Silver Fox

      I’ve no problem listening to Benny Goodman (especially if its Gene Krupa on drums).

      • Matt_Indeed

        I love Benny Goodman. Big band is great.

        • The Silver Fox

          Benny Goodman, Duke Ellington, Bessie Smith, Louis Jordan, The Carter Family and Hank Williams, Sr would be among my favorite pre rock artists.

  • Reasonable Opinion Ghost

    Rewatching Pulp Fiction. Why is Vince Vega always in the toilet during critical moments(Mia’s overdose,restaurant stick-up,Butch in his apartment)? Is it a theme of the movie?

  • Rian Johnson hasn’t made anything but great movies so far so I assume Jedi will be awesome

    • Matt_Indeed

      Looper was okay, I guess.

  • Facts

    Be back in a jiffy.

    • Mikey

      Sounds good Mal!

    • ::sits and waits::;

    • Matt_Indeed

      You aim to misbehave?

    • TatR!

      why are you going to be in a jiffy

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    Work just sent out an email saying the potential dates for the holiday party are December 14 and 15. At least Star Wars is my excuse not to go!

    • Reasonable Opinion Ghost

      When I get a day off I want to lie in bed all day not go to an office party.

      • Diddly: Basic B****

        I went to my office party the first year I was here, but none since then. I don’t feel like eating shitty food and kissing asses of people who hate me

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      I…wouldn’t use that as an actual excuse to miss a work function.

      • Diddly: Basic B****

        Well I am!

    • Mine is the 16th I think.. Whatever the Friday is that week.

  • Louie

    Wait, so was the new Star Wars trailor
    exactly like Empire again? Lol

  • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

    I wouldn’t mind being “Luke Skywalker” for the rest of my life IF I got a cut of that sweet, sweet merchandising revenue. I’ll show up in costume at fan conventions until I’m 90 if I know I got a seven-to-eight figure check coming every year.

    • Matt_Indeed

      Yep. Who gives a fuck about having a “respectable” career in Hollywood? Give me that fat pay check and put me in a monkey costume.

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      He was charging $500 for pictures and autographs at NYCC this past weekend!

      • If I had to spend a day at one of those conventions, I’d want to make some good bank too.

    • TatR!

      what if you had to massage harvey weinstein

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        Clothed or unclothed?

        • TatR!

          you can keep your clothes on i guess

          • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

            I meant him.

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    Best part of the trailer last night was when they cut back to the MNF Booth and Sean McDunnogh is like “Well this first…. trooper is excited.” in the most monotone voice possible

    • Matt_Indeed

      Sean McDunnogh went to the Pat Sumerall School of Broadcasting. The first class is “How to sound like you may fall asleep at any moment 101”.

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        Pat Sumerall always sounded like he was just awaking up from a long nap.

        • Matt_Indeed

          Yep! The Pat and John Madden team was funny, because you would go 2 minutes without hearing anything, and then BOOM! John would have a thought.

        • Devin Harris

          We did learn later that Summerall was hammered most of the time

          • DAJackson7

            I thought that was common knowledge

          • Devin Harris

            I don’t think it was in the 80s

  • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

    No one could have predicted what would happen with those toys, but I’ll bet Harrison, Carrie and Mark wish they had negotiated for a percentage of that merchandising. Just 1 or 2 percent would have made them set financially for life.

    • Reasonable Opinion Ghost

      Imagine how much more cocaine Carrie could’ve bought.

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        That’s just mean. Bad ghost!

  • Matt_Indeed

    There’s going to be a fucking million Trump costumes for Halloween this year with that stupid hat.

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      Nobody trick or treats better than The Donald, believe me!

      • Diddly: Basic B****

        I give out the best candy, trust me, it’s what I do, I give out the best candy. Kids leave my house with Skittles and M&Ms and they get the best cavities

      • Matt_Indeed

        This Halloween is going to be BIGLY and YUGE.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      Not in MY neighborhood! *wink*

    • Will college girls be slutty Trumps?

      • Matt_Indeed

        Probably.

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        Thanks for that horrible image, sir.

    • I’m thinking Wilson Fisk

    • Marv

      I’m betting most people do the tennis pic, white shorts with padding in their ass and a racket.

  • Louie

    I’m pretty excited for Halloween!

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      Are you going to dip your balls in it?

    • Matt_Indeed

      TI is going as a Princess Butterfly.

      Basically its a dress with butterfly wings and antenna.

      • that’s not a real thing… why are you building her up with lies

        • Matt_Indeed

          Peyton Manning dressed up as Ron Swanson isn’t a real thing either, and yet here we are.

    • How did all know that this was Duck?

      • TatR!

        did people think we had like… a new person?

        • Reasonable Opinion Ghost

          A female,even.

        • I thought that was pretty unlikely, but I didn’t get that it was Duck.

          • Mikey

            Saw the post count was super high and went to the BoD and his spot in top commenters matched Duck.

          • TatR!

            I wish we had the top commenters thing working. then we’d see

          • Peyton doesn’t need that kind of validation

          • oh god yes i do!!!

      • Marv

        There is a relatively famous duck named Louie. Also one named Huey, and Dewey…

  • I bought a Groupon for an Ethiopian restaurant that I haven’t been to before. I hope that it’s as good as my usual Ethiopian restaurant.

  • Matt_Indeed

    I want to go to a restaurant with Big Band live music playing. That would be the tits.

    • Reasonable Opinion Ghost

      Jack Rabbit Slim’s.

      • Matt_Indeed

        That wasn’t big band music.

    • A lot of jazz clubs will host big band nights.

      • Matt_Indeed

        Yeah, I have yet to find a jazz club here. I’m sure there is one.

        • We’ve got quite a scene here. There’s an album release party on Oct 21 for a 19 piece band covering all of the old acts at one of the larger clubs.

      • I need to find a jazz club.

        • Matt_Indeed

          “Jizz club” – Harvey Weinstein

    • I like Seth MacFarlane too.

      • Matt_Indeed

        I have actually never heard Seth MacFarlane’s music other than on Family Guy when I used to watch it 10 years ago.

        • Louie

          Republicantown is my personal favorite.

    • Devin Harris

      Wild Wings

  • Matt_Indeed

    So my wife looks to certainly be going back to school, and will be taking out student loans to pay for it.

    • DAJackson7

      Sorry

      • Matt_Indeed

        Thanks.

    • Man when Dinah decided to go back to law school, it was a challenge for a couple of years, but it was worth it in the end.

      • Matt_Indeed

        Yeah, I mean, when my wife makes up her mind and puts her all into it, she will make it successful, but all I hear when she talks right now is, “I’M GOING TO PUT US IN THE POOR HOUSE FOR 5 YEARS, AND MAKE YOU WORK HARDER.”

    • Marv

      Sounds like it’s time for someone to get impregnated again.

      • DAJackson7

        This

    • You should get her staying at home with the kid eating sushi and going to baseball games

    • *YOU’LL pay for it.

    • Mikey

      Is that good or bad?

      • Matt_Indeed

        Yes.

  • Louie

    I’m actually dressed up as my favorite sketch comedy character for Halloween season:

    Louie, The Guy Who Shows Up And Yells His Catchphrase Over And Over

    It was a clever takedown of 90s SNL writing!

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      I’m sure Lorne Michaels was devastated as he sat in his mansion in the Hamptons sipping his white wine and watching Chris Farley repeatedly fall into the pool.

  • Devin Harris

    I’ve only seen Sean McDonough animated once. He’s a Syracuse grad and he was doing a Syracuse football game. The Orange completely crap the bed and as they were wrapping up the broadcast the guy just lost it.

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    The pint glasses for Last Jedi are expensive. I might say fuck it and let my friends get their own.

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      These would be the ones you buy with admission to the movie at Alamo Drafthouse

    • You’re too good for those rat bastards!!

      • Matt_Indeed

        Like Matt_Indeed at the BoD! huzzah!

    • You bastards can all eat shit, I’m in this for me, you got that?

      Is what I’d say.

  • I learn about upcoming big band acts by listening to The Big Band Show every Sunday night on my local listener supported jazz station.

    • Matt_Indeed

      I think if we hung out, we would get along better than one would think.

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    AMC Theaters to give out exclusive Last Jedi posters in an effort to appeal to Star Wars fans

    http://yakfaceforums.com/main/2017/10/10/amc-exclusive-the-last-jedi-poster-1/

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      Edit: I HATE FUCKING GIPHY

  • My brother has been on a bread making kick for several months now. He’s getting pretty good at it.

  • Mikey

    @disqus_KRnknhYmrt:disqus You should watch the DCCW shows weekly on the CW App.

  • Mikey

    This was a wrestling post.

    • Matt_Indeed

      BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • TatR!

      such a waste of life. Is there even a quiz

  • Marv

    I love Worst lol

    • Mikey

      Today has been a wonderful thread.

      • Marv

        I enjoy that Wavy is dumb enough to argue with a character.

        • Diddly: Basic B****

          I completely forgot you banned him from here

          • Marv

            After every post here he’d go over there and talk about how much he hated this place. I figured I’d do him a favor and he’d have one less thing in his life that he just hated hated hated but just can’t quit

          • Diddly: Basic B****

            I feel like he said he was forced to come here to make sure we weren’t talking shit about him, which was weird.

          • Marv

            He did say that lol

    • Facts

      Big Book of Numberzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    • I have no doubt that you love poorly. But worst?

      Probably.

    • Matt_Indeed

      My favorite thing is when he acts like he hasn’t watched any of the shows, and proceeds to talk about them for 6 hours.

      • Marv

        That’s what makes the character so great. He’s the BoD looking at itself in a mirror.

        • Matt_Indeed

          He’s been doing it for years. I’m kind of shocked when anyone actually tries to argue with him.

          • Marv

            When your whole life is pro wrestling you have to defend it even if it doesn’t make any goddamn sense (see also, Christians)

  • DAJackson7

    Barbie Blank is getting divorced after a year of marriage and is already seeing other guys? Can’t say that is surprising

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      I forgot she was Kelly Kelly and thought you were talking about another indy wrestler named Barbie (the one that started a GoFundMe to move to Orlando so WWE would hire her which got her made fun of by all the WWE employees)

      • DAJackson7

        Hahahaha i forgot all about that

  • Facts

    I have returned in a jiffy.

  • SO awesome.

    @disqus_FgklIG17ih:disqus should love this. I may start doing it.

    • Marv

      Explain to me please, I’m not watching a 10 minute video I am extraordinarily busy and fancy man.

  • Have a cardiac ablation on 12/7/17. Want to be down to 350 for it.

  • Marv

    Watching through Daily Show and Colbert so I can know how I feel about Trump today.

    • Both longer than 10 mins.

      • Marv

        But useful so I can argue with…no one, no one argues for Trump. Oh well. I still must be prepared I am a Webelos after all.

        • Louie

          I’ve thought about creating an alt account that shares Pro Trump propaganda and obvious photo ops of him doing nice things.

          • That would be fun.

          • Marv

            For another site, yep.

          • Louie

            “Look at him working in the soup kitchen. Doesn’t it just make you feel bad about all the good we all could have done?”

        • My link is funnier.

  • Matt_Indeed

    Think we’ll buy a house on the island only to get flooded 6 months later.

    #SquadGoals

    • Facts

      Please don’t push your liberal agenda on me.

  • Facts
  • Marv

    Screen Junkies hasn’t released anything in like five days I hope everything is ok.

    • Matt_Indeed

      Fat pervert got fired.

      • ProjectBlue

        That doesn’t narrow it down

        • Matt_Indeed

          I’d say fat pervert in the meme t-shirt, but that still doesn’t narrow it down.

      • Facts

        ????

  • Matt_Indeed
    • DAJackson7

      Oh man, that didn’t take long….now Arizona has the best team from 2011. Fitz! Palmer! Ap!

      • Matt_Indeed

        Always what you want. The best team from 6 years ago!

    • well they got someone to pick up the tab so good for Saints

  • Anyone know anything about mpeg videos in powerpoint for windows 10/office 2016? multiple machines and couldn’t get it to work. Had to pull a Win 7 laptop out for this person…tried updates and all kinds of stuff.. kind of weird

    • they will play in VLC fine because VLC is great but only audio plays in WMP which… is what PPT pulls from

    • Matt_Indeed

      I could probably do it if it was in front of me and played with it for an hour.

      • yeah I tried for a while and then just tossed a win 7 machine in there. still kind of weird. WMP sucks so it’s not surprising. I probably have to uninstall some driver and install an old version or something dumb

  • Louie

    I’m kind of excited to look back through Best Actress and Best Supporting Actress wins over the last 30 years and baselessly speculate which award races Harvey Weinstein swung in exchange for porking the winner!

    • What did this guy do anyhow? I’ve read an article but it just referred to “allegations” without saying in any detail what they were.

      • Marv

        Sexually harassed every chick in Hollywood for like 30 years including forcing interns to watch him shower and at one point jerking off into a potted plant in front of a woman (that last part is awesome I don’t care what anyone says that is objectively hilarious)

        • ProjectBlue

          Three women––among them Argento and a former aspiring actress named Lucia Evans—told me that Weinstein raped them, allegations that include Weinstein forcibly performing or receiving oral sex and forcing vaginal sex. ….it’s escalating quickly. Wonder if Damon can pull himself out of this one

          • Marv

            Oh wow I didn’t realize there were full on rape allegations too I thought he was just being the funniest pervert ever

          • Louie

            Rose McGowan’s open letter from a years back was obviously about him.

          • This is a quote, or you are tight with the aspiring actress set?

          • ProjectBlue

            everything up to the ellipse is quote. Everything after that is me. Apparently Matt Damon and Russell Crowe stopped a story like this coming out like 13 years ago and are now in the dog house

  • Marv

    I’m watching the Cinemasins video on Scream 2 and musing on how awesome it was that in the first movie Sidney makes a joke about how Tori Spelling will probably play her in a movie adaptation and in Scream 2 they do a short cut to an interview with the star of a movie based on Sidney’s life and the actress playing her is…Tori Spelling.

    • first two of those are fun

      • Marv

        LOL they just had shots of Luke Wilson doing Billy Loomis and it’s fucking incredible hahaha he’s so good at playing an over the top angsty teen

        • Those first two movies are also a super weird time were Jamie Kennedy was a strong point of a film series

          • Marv

            Right?! Man we let a lot of nonsense go on in the 90s

          • looking back I realized after seeing the 3rd movie I at the time said.. the movie was really lacking Jamie Kennedy… something NOBODY has said since 2001

  • Marv

    I was going to make this long rambling joke about Courtney Cox and Arquette getting married after filming the first movie together and how that must have made Omar Epps happy in the second one when he found out he was playing opposite Jada but the dates don’t work out and it was a lame joke anyway BUT I have discovered that if you type in “When did Courtney” into google the first result is “When did Courtney Love die?” hahahaha

    • 2003 right?

    • DAJackson7

      How many damn Scream movies were made?

      • Marv

        Four I think? I watched them all one year…you know I should do that again actually

        • DAJackson7

          I thought they ended at 3….whichever one Neve Campbell was in college and they were doing a play or something

          • yeah but they did the …hey..it’s been a decade and we would like money

      • I watched the first one. I barely remember it.

      • 4
        3 original ones and then they tried the reboot but I heard it was as lifeless as 3 was

  • Marv

    Hollywood chicks are weird. I mean, I don’t know about your wives (I know Edna and Blanche would do this for a fact) but I’m surprised so many of these women reacted in horror rather than just straight up laughing their fucking ass off as Harvey started jerking into the fig tree.

    • Yea i was explaining this to her as she was on her way out the door. she just had a confused look on her face and “…interesting”

    • in fairness it seems like Ashley Judd was really of the ….yeah.. no thanks… no seriously no thanks…. nope……watch you shower….nope…. yep I’m sure…

    • Dinah would’ve kicked him in the nuts

      • Marv

        I think that would’ve been Edna’s move but not without first heartily laughing and saying something like “This can’t be real hahahahahaha oh god you’re actually doing it holy shiiiiiiiit”

        • I don’t know what year it was but I’m guessing Blanche would have took pictures… probably snap chat filtered it

          • Marv

            Posted with an excerpt of Chris Marlowe’s The Jew of Cocka and bring on the likes

    • Blanche responded you are correct. But also she loves figs… she’d fuck a fig tree too

    • Matt_Indeed

      Mine would definitely laugh.

    • Facts

      My wife would think it was the most bizarre thing ever and laugh it off.

    • Mine wouldn’t be like emotionally scarred or anything, she’d probably chastise him though and then tell me that we weren’t going back to any of his parties.

  • I thought that jacking off in front of people, and on to unusual receptacles would just be a Tuesday in Hollywood.

  • ProjectBlue

    Hm, I forgot to check if teacher who doesn’t charge her chromes, charged her chromes. Russian roulette kinda afternoon then

    • Marv

      You’re in the chromezone.

  • Matt_Indeed

    Extremely tiny salad with spinach, carrots, broccoli, banana peppers, onions and a tiny bit of balsamic vinaigrette.

    • I look forward to hearing about you binging an entire cake on Thursday.

      • Matt_Indeed

        I look forward to posting about it.

  • Facts

    Why are you jacking off into a fig tree?

    • ProjectBlue

      I ask myself that every day. Just can’t find the answer yet though

    • Marv

      I tried a similar joke yesterday only using philodendrons and it got nothing so I’m happy to see fig tree sticking lol

  • Facts

    So no more Screen Junkies?

  • Mikey

    Ranking of Scream Movies: 1, 2, 4, 3,

  • They should at least make an honest trailer about Signore’s harassing of women

  • Matt_Indeed

    Even 11 months later, I still can’t believe this Tweeting idiot is President of the United States. Not to go Mar Solo on it or anything, but christ almighty….

    • Mar Solo is a passionate guy. Who has been working on a video game for like 26 years.

  • Wait, Russell Crowe is involved in that whole Hollywood mess? Awesome! I hope someone calls him out on it in a public place and the whole thing is filmed on a bystanders phone.

    • Matt_Indeed

      Sounds like something that would happen.

  • I’m shocked.. shocked to continue to find out about more and more gross looking guys who spend all their time talking about movies on the internet are sexual perverts.

    if you can’t trust these guys
    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/ae/Harry_Knowles_by_Gage_Skidmore.jpg/1200px-Harry_Knowles_by_Gage_Skidmore.jpg

    https://media.toofab.com/2017/10/09/andy-signore-tweets-810×610.jpg

    http://s3.birthmoviesdeath.com/images/made/photo_6_200_200_81_s_c1.jpg

    who can you trust

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      Rule 1: Be Attractive

      Rule 2: Don’t Be Unattractive

    • Facts

      Who the fuck are those jabronis?

      • Harry Knowles : Aint it cool news

        the Screen Junkies honest trailer guy

        Devin Faraci was the chief at Birth.movies.death

        all accused sexual harrass/assulters

        all out of jobs

        • That last part is very reassuring

          • sorta
            since the alamo draft house guy had Devin snuck in the back door for a new job for almost a year till they got found out and he re quit again due to the uproar

          • Well, yeah. But that says more about the owners of the Drafthouse, but that there was enough of a backlash to send him packing again is nice.

            Is Knowles out of a job? AICN was his whole deal…

    • All these lax gun laws that you guys have, and no one shoots these guys.

    • Matt_Indeed

      Man, Harry Knowles. Wow.

      • I could have went with worse

      • Facts

        Looks like an obese leprechaun.

        • Matt_Indeed

          With down’s syndrome.

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    “But women LOVE massages!”

    • Yeah blanche probably wouldn’t have turned down the massage

    • Facts

      ……yes………………..they do.

      How I was able to get where I am now.

  • Louie

    From all the gossip sites, I’ve read, Harvey is supposedly the normal Weinstein brother and Max is spookily referred to as a deviant.

    • I was just explaining this story to my wife, to see how she’d react to the fig tree thing but I gave up because I have to explain too much.

    • Louie

      Bob.

      Lol Max is the Family Guy character.

  • Marv

    TATR TATR TATR

  • I guess I’m weird.. I find it very easy to not sexually harass and or assault women

  • Facts

    All of the photos Peyton posted of the people fired for sexual misconduct look like they are all a bunch of repressed nerds who hardly got laid and feel the need to do it now/be dominant over woman.

    • Matt_Indeed

      Yes.

    • Marv

      I feel fucking marvelously handsome today lol

      • Matt_Indeed

        I think I’m a goddamn model right now.

      • No no no no NO! You’re doing it wrong.

        It’s “MARVelously” – you’ve got emphasize the first four letters! Protect your brand, man!

        • Matt_Indeed

          Thank you for trying to make him worse.

        • Marv

          I spent two years doing that I’m tuckered out

    • yep kind of where I was going with that

      • and then with Weinstein.. I mean look at that guy.. after all the stories of him wielding his power in hollywood… of course that dude was doing that same stuff to women behind closed doors.. or trees

    • That’s basiclly it, I’m sure

    • For sure. Those guys never learned much about sex, or girls in general, as teenagers, because no girl would have anything to do with them.

      Then they fall into relative power and fame and they have only their fantasies, porn, and hard feelings to fall back on for how to act.

  • Matt_Indeed
  • Facts

    Never understood being dominant over a lady. I’d rather have them be wet/horny/be into you and want you badly. as it is more enjoyable that way.

    Guess I am just weird.

    • Facts

      I edited this post.

      • Marv

        Hopefully just the last sentence is left now

    • Louie

      I think it’s when you have that much power you don’t give a shit about anyone else.

      Harvey is not some jamoke buying ladies flowers and impressing them. They are attractive sex receptacles to be used and discarded inbetween breaking contenders in half.

  • Matt_Indeed

    Man, fuck this bird diet I’m on. I could gain 75 lbs and still look svelte compared to those uggos.

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    Earlier this year I was dared by a girl to ask another girl straight up if she wanted to have sex. She said no! I walked away because I had to pee.

    I guess the point here is I am not Harvey Weinstein

    • Matt_Indeed

      I’d like to see some I.D. just to be sure.

    • Facts

      Did the girl who dared you have sex with you?

      • Diddly: Basic B****

        No, it was my friend’s girlfriend who dared me, the drunk dancing girl was some random girl

        • Facts

          You poor thing.

        • DAJackson7

          Was she dancing by herself? Cause if so it’s odd she said no

          • Diddly: Basic B****

            I think she was with 2 or 3 other dudes but she was on the other side of the bar dancing near where we were. She was with them at last call

          • DAJackson7

            Ahhh, she didn’t want the whole gang bang that night, just a small orgy. Fair enough

  • Facts
    • Blackjack Jowalsen

      That is quite the neckbeard.

  • Devin Harris

    I went to get refitted for my tux yesterday. I had to get a bigger jacket and vest because my chest has grown two inches! I’m thinking of developing some junk protein powder and becoming a bodybuilding guru

    • Marv

      FITE LIKE A CROW

    • From what I hear of you I assume your jacket is essentially a just a tarp made of nice material.

      • Marv

        When he gets his shit refitted men run around him on a series of scaffolds.

    • what is the key to pecks

      • Marv

        Well first you need a bushel.

      • Devin Harris

        My protein powder.

        • what’s a guy got to do to get your protein powder…………..asking for a friend

          • Devin Harris

            Send 52.99 plus S+H to the address on your screen

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      Devin Harris gains good weight!

      TatR, Matt Indeed, and Diddly gain bad weight!

      • Devin Harris

        You guys just need my protein powder.

        • Marv

          This gets grosser every time lol

          • Devin Harris

            hahahahaha

  • Blackjack Jowalsen

    I was really bored yesterday, so I made a copy of The Scream in Microsoft Paint with a giant squid attacking the screamer.

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DLvzgbvUIAAEfRl.jpg

    I AM ART.

  • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

    It’s funny, but I’ve never cared enough about rejection to be into revenge fantasies and shit. She doesn’t want me? Eh, I’ll go home and watch TV, whatever.

    • Marv

      I don’t really get the revenge in only being gross to a girl once. The real revenge is being gross to a girl for a lifetime.

  • Devin Harris

    Watched Family Ties S1E6 this morning.

    The dad works at PBS (a knock off but whatever). They are having a telethon to raise money. Also, his boss is retiring. So, everyone leaves the studio to go do stuff except retiring boss and Mallory. Yep……….this is that kind of episode. 6 episodes in and they are already tackling pedos

    • Marv

      They don’t waste time going for the issues on that show.

      • Devin Harris

        Not at all. I’m thinking to myself what are they going to have left for the latter seasons?

        • Marv

          They do a whole season on communism.

          • Devin Harris

            hahahahahahahaha

    • Every other episode of Family Ties was a very special episode. It was just the time

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    I blame the rise in sexual harassment, rapes, etc. on the lack of sitcoms with “very special episodes.” Like every Modern Family episode is supposed to be a 22 minute comedy roller coaster. If only they stopped being care free and got serious, people would learn to not do bad stuff!

  • Louie

    I can’t even imagine what it’s like to be Harvey Weinstein, but I know I would ABSOLUTELY be corrupted with that much wealth and influence. Like I would be outright destroying careers for sport.

    • Devin Harris

      I think the only people that chase that kind of power are ones prone to abuse it

    • Marv

      Oh 100% and I’d enjoy it too lol

      • Louie

        “Ben Affleck, we’re going in this windowless, cameraless room and I am going to kick the fuck out of you for getting fat while contracted to play Batman. If I leave this room with a scratch on me, one of your kids gets found dead tomorrow of a “gas leak.” I’ll even let you be nice and pick which one.”

        Holy fuck, I’d be megalomaniacal.

        • Marv

          Oh I was just thinking about jerking off into bushes but yours is good too

  • Marv

    Super gray today. Fall in Seattle is nice weather but psychologically it’s terrible because everyone knows one of these days it’s going to go gray and stay that way until a month into baseball season.

    • Blackjack Jowalsen

      It’s nice fall weather today. It’ll be back to 90 degrees by Friday.

  • oh joy there is audio of Harvey harassing a women

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    Lunchtime walk time, and it’s cold out!

  • Facts

    “How did you meeting with Harvey go?”

    “Oh you know, I tuned out everything because he was jacking off into a philly cheese steak and making his secretary eat it.”

    “………………………………………….”

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    ACTUAL FOOTAGE OF AN ACTRESS AUDITIONING FOR HARVEY WEINSTEIN

  • Devin Harris

    I haven’t been keeping up so how did all this stuff about Harvey Weinstein get out now?

    • Marv

      NYT article a week ago or so

      • Devin Harris

        Just a report or did they leak all the audio too?

      • I guess Ronan Farrow just released an even longer expose on the whole thing where he got a number of women to admit he raped them

        • Louie

          Ronan Farrow’s existence and physical attributes crack me up.

          • some day….. some day we will figure out who his dad is

          • Louie

            Mia made Woody raise him too lol.

          • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

            ???

            *looks up photo*

            !!!!

        • TatR!

          Ronan Farrow is such a little tattle tale

  • You know what the last thing I want……….a woman watching me shower

    • Blackjack Jowalsen

      One one of those House Hunter shows, some trendy couple had their master bath basically in the middle of the room with a shower dead in the center with no curtain or glass. It probably dropped their home value by 20,000 dollars right there.

  • Facts

    Doesn’t Tom Arnold have audio of Trump saying the N word?

    • plans to release it any day now

      • Devin Harris

        Why? At this point we know who he is and it’s not going to change anyone’s opinion of him

        • I was kidding

          • Devin Harris

            oh

          • Marv

            Yeah there’s no tape. If there was it would be worth fucking a hundred million to the right news channel. No one is turning down a hundred million lol

          • Tom Arnold still has that Jackie Thomas Show royalties coming in… he doesn’t need the money

    • Louie

      He also has the cure to cancer in his secret lab.

    • Marv

      We’re almost at the 10 month anniversary of that claim and the national media reporting it like it was real.

  • Facts
  • Marv

    TATR TATR TATR

    • TatR!

      YAY

      • Marv

        Lauren left the podacast =(

        • TatR!

          oh really? :/ what is she doing now

          • Marv

            Still doing stand up. Her boyfriend Dave Smith said he didn’t like all the sex talk about her. That’s right, there is a man out there so weak he is actually sexually threatened by Chip looool

          • TatR!

            According to reddit a while back, that guy was known as Big Dick Dave or something

          • Marv

            I’ve never heard of him. I just think it’s weird and sad. Allegedly she was a stand up as well so I don’t know how leaving could be considered good for her. She left the whole network not just that show too.

          • TatR!

            oh wow. Hmm. You ever listen to Bob Kellys show or anything else on riotcast?

          • Marv

            Nah. I’m pretty much out of podcasts these days, I only watch Chip on YT so I can see him being a moron

          • TatR!

            have you heard her stand up? I mean, she never seemed like hilarious or nothing, she just had a purty voice

          • Marv

            I have not, I can’t imagine it’s good. I mean let’s be honest he got as much material out of a fleshlight with a dunce cap on lol

          • TatR!

            cooter in a dunce hat. fucking hell.

  • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

    It’s never George Clooney or Jon Hamm or guys that look like them, is it? It’s always trolls like Weinstein and Roger Alies.

  • Marv

    This ends the portion of the thread where TatR and I talk about something that makes zero sense to anyone else.

    • TatR!

      next up: peyton and tatr revisit twin peaks

      • So did Cooper have free will? The Fireman from ep1 laid out the Richard Linda plan

        • TatR!

          I think I need to rewatch it all. Probably not. It wasn’t in his character

    • TatR!

      see if worst and jobber came over then there could be 4 of us talking about this stuff

      • Marv

        I didn’t know Worst was a fan too that makes me love him even more.

  • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

    If that guy is Woody Allen’s kid then I’m Billy Dee Williams’ kid.

  • Devin Harris

    Trump said Jemelle Hill is the reason ESPNs ratings are down. Ehhhhhh…..I don’t know who to side with. Gahhhhh

    • Mikey

      He isn’t wrong.

      • Devin Harris

        That’s why it’s so hard. Smith and Hill are one of the main reasons I stopped watching, but I respect what she’s doing or trying to do.

        • Mikey

          Same sentiment.

      • Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

      • Matt_Indeed

        They were going down before she even showed up.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      It’s Kathy Griffin and Megyn Kelly all over again. It’s like choosing between a kick in the balls or a punch in the face.

  • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

    I mean, how do you handle it when your newborn clearly looks like your wife’s ex? I guess you go hit up your Asian stepdaughter, LOL.

  • I do enjoy thinking of Allen trying to convince everyone and himself it’s his kid and there is this 8 year old walking and talking like Frank

    So son …do…do you want to go to the park?

    The kind of birds I want to watch ain’t at no park daddy baby

  • now I just want to start a cartoon show. Jim Henson’s Rat Pack Babies

    • come on Deano and Sammy Petey Lawford has another dead babysitter we’ve got to hid the body of

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        Eh.

  • Would you rather be Joey Bishop.. Rat Pack lackey or Peter Lawford.. who the rat pack only hangs out with to be close to the Kennedys

    • Mikey

      Bishop, I think.

    • Louie

      Lawford.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      Peter became a deranged drug-addict pervert who died alone. Joey Bishop lived to 90 and spend his days playing golf and chilling.

    • Matt_Indeed

      Bishop.

  • forgotten fact. Regis Philbin got his real break/start as Joey Bishop’s side kick on the Joey Bishop show

  • Mikey

    Ten years ago or so LeBron, Wade, Carmello, CP3, and Joe Johnson all apparently got together and talked about how they wanted to take over the league.

    Bill Simmons made a good joke about Joe Johnson being the Peter Lawford of the group.

    • Matt_Indeed

      Bill Simmons and good in the same sentence.

      Miracles do happen.

  • Marv

    Seems like a day to walk into town and get us some burritos.

    • Facts

      Please don’t push your liberal agenda on me.

  • Matt_Indeed

    I hope Frank and Dean took full advantage of being Frank and Dean.

    I was on the pier looking out into the ocean last weekend, and seeing people walk past me, and they had scowls on their faces. Now, I don’t know what their lives are like, but I couldn’t help feeling that those people weren’t taking advantage of where they were. On an island with a beautiful sunset, with gorgeous weather.

    I hope Frank and Dean went to clubs, sat in the booth, drank their great drinks, hung out with beautiful women, and smiled the entire time. I think they did.

    • Dean I think was a bit darker than his persona but yeah I’m pretty sure Frank did

    • Marv

      Jerked off into bushes.

      • Matt_Indeed

        Sure.

    • TatR!

      hey guys frank sinatra was happy why can’t you be happy

      • Matt_Indeed

        That’s not what I said at all.

      • because cooper is lost in an endless loop of failing to defeat evil

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      Frank actually had an insane temper.

      • Matt_Indeed

        That’s unfortunate.

        • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

          He would just randomly explode and then come back the next day and throw money and gifts around.

      • Marv

        I love that clip of him with Rickles where his head is about to explode while Rickles does mob jokes right to his face on the fucking Tonight Show.

        • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

          Rickles was fearless.

        • Best_in_the_World

          lol running over to YouTube right now to see this

  • Matt_Indeed

    I try to be happy as often as possible. I guess I’m a dick about it though, you guys.

    • Marv

      Oh jesus, eat a cupcake

      • Matt_Indeed

        eat my asshole

    • TatR!

      You get cranky and pissed off all the time! The other week you got cranky because not everyone loved the foo fighters!

      • Matt_Indeed

        No, I disagreed with you. I didn’t get cranky.

        • Comdukakis

          nothing wrong with being cranky. although I would argue some people around here confuse debate and disagreement with “cranky”

          • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

            Intentions are important, because offhand comments can make shit go south quickly.

          • Comdukakis

            it’s hard to convey thing in just typing. so much of communication is non verbal and we get so many cues from that (ques?)

  • Rowlf

    “You REALLY want this part, huh?”

    “….Yes. Oh God, you want me to have sex with you, don’t you.”

    “No.”

    “That’s good….Oh no, you want me to blow you.”

    “No.”

    “Good. Oh no, you want to watch me diddling myself, right?”

    “No. I want you to watch me jack off into a potted plant!”

    “……..”

  • Dwayne

    Interesting group. I never met a bunch of 30 somethings who knew so much about the Rat Pack and shit from way before they were born.

    • Matt_Indeed

      I like old shit. I can’t help it.

      • Dwayne

        It’s not a bad thing.

    • Dwayne

      I’m not saying I don’t know anything either. I just don’t know many people my age that do.

    • Mikey

      Sinatra and Dean Martin was always played at family parties. Just thought they were cool guys from way back.

      • Dwayne

        My mom would tell me stuff about guys like that because she was young in the 60s.

  • Comdukakis

    Saints are off the hook. Now the Cardinals have joined the Patriots in hate land

  • Louie

    Who’s got something for me?

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    Lunchtime highlights:

    – Pokemon Go erroring out and not crediting me with catching a Snorlax

    – Catching an Entei with a group of people

    – The same Snorlax from earlier fleeing when I returned to it

    – A semi running a red light and nearly running me and 10 other people over outside my office

    • Facts

      Snorlax

    • TatR!

      maybe get out of the goddamn road chasing goddamn pokemon!

  • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

  • Facts

    More on Harry Knowles

    https://youtu.be/yLBwr_533XA

  • Facts

    I need a nap

  • Facts

    Time to jack off into some house plants. BRB

  • And now Angelina Jolie and Gweneth Paltrow are saying Weinstein sexually harassed them. I would’ve thought Jolie would’ve ripped his pecker off.

    • TatR!

      surely these people had the power and position to call this out earlier :/

      • The bigger the names get, the weirder the whole story is. But it does tend to show how little power women had in the industry

        • TatR!

          Yeah, I guess. Even if they did a joint confernce all together years ago I imagine everyone would applaud them but then slowly you’d realise you weren’t seeing these people in major roles anymore

          • There’s the key. At some point, Weinstein had enough power to make things difficult for them. Paltrow especially did a lot of work with Miramax

    • DAJackson7

      She probably liked the attention if it was her younger years

  • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

    What’s the haps chaps?

    • TatR!

      diddly and his ragtag band of pokechasers nearly got smashed

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      Show us on the doll where Harvey Weinstein sexually harrassed you

    • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

      I don’t know him.

      • TatR!

        it’s Tranquillo

  • Devin Harris

    If my prime was the 1950s I probably would have been more into blues than anything else. My dad was a doo-wop kind of cat.

    • TatR!

      If I lived in the 50s I’d have invented pop punk

      • Diddly: Basic B****

        Everyone would be dancing the Tate

    • Dwayne

      My dad and mom knew some of that but their favorite stuff was really from the Motown Era and the 70s.

      • Devin Harris

        My dad was 10 years older than my mom. His era was the 50s and my mom was more the 60s.

  • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

    When did we start getting upset at people for not commenting on every issue?

    • DAJackson7

      Quit telling us to comment!

    • February 8, 2010

      • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

        That’s my birthday!

    • Louie

      When the terrorists won.

    • TatR!

      we grant you permission not to comment on any issue

    • Comdukakis

      we grant you permission to be as quiet as possible. Feel free to improvise it

      • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

        So you like mimes?

        • Comdukakis

          immensely

          • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

            I didn’t know you were French.

          • Comdukakis

            if getting 3 A’s and a B plus in 4 semesters of college French qualifies….

            And my wife did a semester in France as a high school student. That’s about the extent of my being french. I don’t even have any french in my family tree. mostly scottish and Germanic

          • TatR!

            je suis tatr, tu sais comdukakis

          • Comdukakis

            Je joue au tennis.

            First sentences we learned

            Comme T’allez Vous Tatr?

          • TatR!

            comme ci comme ca

            That’s about it. I can do Italian!

          • Comdukakis

            I know no italian

          • Marv

            la tua figa puzza di pesce

          • TatR!

            Che cazzo Marv!

          • Marv

            lol it’s the only phrase I know in Italian =(

          • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

            This explains so much.

          • Comdukakis

            yes the ethnicity of my ancestors is the key to explaining everything about me. Well done.

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    Harry Knowles allegedly sexually harrassed employees of a local Toys R Us so they would let him be first in line to buy Star Wars Episode I toys in 1999

    • Devin Harris

      Is that Beyonce’s dad?

    • DAJackson7

      Ummmmm you weren’t with him were you?

      • Diddly: Basic B****

        All I know is he was buying Star Wars toys then and apparently sexually harrassing them too. He must have!

    • TatR!

      is that the guy from One Direction

  • So I guess I have to keep track of what every person I’ve ever worked for does in case they do something bad so I will be ready to put out my statement

  • Mikey

    Any past eras of music that you find terrible?

    • TatR!

      I got nothing for the 70s. For me you may as well have invented music in the mid 80s

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      Early 1990’s sad music.

      • TatR!

        I was the one to let you know
        I was your sorry ever after
        74
        75

        :'(

    • Louie

      Early 2000s “I HATE ME DAD!” rock.

    • late 80s early 90’s non grunge music is pretty terrible.
      late 90’s with the Prodigy, boy bands, and way post punk stuff was all terrible

      • Comdukakis

        see I would argue there was some fantastic alternative music in that time period. I watched 120 minutes on MTV religiously

        • late 90’s? maybe there was. I wasn’t a fan and kind of out of the scene then

          • Comdukakis

            no late 80s pre grunge.

          • I mean there was some but the hair bands were in their death rattle. The pop music of that time is terrible

          • Comdukakis

            well I wasn’t a top 40 guy after about 87 so I always was seeking out music on the fringes (not that some popular bands like REM, Metallica, etc. weren’t great too)

      • TatR!

        late 90s was rough. All the big 90s alt bands went off the boil a little bit, every metal band was having a mid life crisis

        • DAJackson7

          Grunge had killed hair bands…which were the pinnacle of all music, right up there with Mozart………..

          • TatR!

            rip the days when music was 90% hair

    • DAJackson7

      Most of it….guess i;m not much of a music guy. But really anything from 70’s till late 80’s is shit to me

    • Comdukakis

      there is always good stuff to find but for the most part I’d argue 1971-76ish is pretty rough. And you have to look pretty deep in the past 10 years or so, but good stuff is there and luckily easie rto find.

      for the youngsters finding good, non top 40 music used to be about word of mouth, record reviews in hipper publications and just buying a CD/Album and taking a shot. No listening on spotify. You tossed down your 10 or 15 bucks and hoped your buddies or Rolling Stone or Trouser press or whatever review was on point

      • TatR!

        can’t lie, the spotify way is easier and better tbh

        • Comdukakis

          well not sure it’s better for the artist (or even the record company). they make shit on new music anymore. From what I understand the money is all in the touring

    • Devin Harris

      I couldn’t get into 1920s swing music. My grandma loved it. Maybe I would have been into it if I were born then but I doubt it.

    • The 1980s.

    • Matt_Indeed

      Late 90’s-early 2000’s rock is pretty bad.

      I don’t care much for rap the last 15 years.

      Country pop is a bit difficult as well.

      Other than that, I like bits of everything.

      • Devin Harris

        This stuff Nelly is doing with Georgia-Florida line is the absolute worst. Nelly really can’t have a soul with all the crap he’s put out over the years. Either that or he drinks himself to sleep every night

        • Nelly’s doing time now so…

        • Matt_Indeed

          He allegedly rapes stuff too.

          • Devin Harris

            That one is looking kind of suspect. We’ll see how it shakes

          • Dwayne

            Seems like it may have been a consensual deal but she was kicked off the bus and thrown money and that didn’t go over well.

          • Devin Harris

            She sounds like she was scorned. It’s gonna cost a few dollars but this will go away and Nelly can keep making terrible music

          • Dwayne

            He’s 42 years old. He should know how to handle groupies by now.

  • Louie

    Whos got a plate of sumthin?

  • Devin Harris

    Sounds like the NFL is ready to fold on this flag thing. This would be the first victory for the players over the owners since ever. Yeah, Kaepernick ain’t never coming back.

  • Frank and Dean were cool cats, but I’d bet everything I have that they were involved in antics that would make them pariahs in the social media age.

    • TatR!

      Mia Farrow was like 16 when they were together right?

      • Comdukakis

        as I said on the BOD yesterday up until the early 80s it was not uncommon for celebs to date girls in their teens. Hell the stuff said about 14 year old Brooke Shields looks positively creepy now. Back then, it was standard.

        • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

          The Virgin Mary was probably between 12-14.

          Things happen.

          • Comdukakis

            well when the life expectancy was 35….

            And let’s be honest, biologically speaking the best age for child bearing is like 14 or 15 (not emotionally but physically, which matters when women died in childbirth all the time).

            My example yesterday was McCartney dating Jane Asher at 15 (the first couple weeks, then she turned 16) when he was in his 20s. Media thought they were the “it” couple

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      Frank would be on TMZ every day.

    • yeah frank wasn’t great to women.. but.. nothing I can do about that now so I like to ignore it

  • Louie

    Boys 2 Men made good music. More of that please.

    • Mikey

      They were fantastic from like 92-98 or so.

    • mo town philly’s back again?

    • They were ok for middle school dances. A little too sentimental for real life.

    • Dwayne

      I did some slow dancing in Jr High to their stuff.

      • Matt_Indeed

        Same. Kissed some girls while their stuff was on too.

  • Devin Harris

    R. Kelly is all those things you think he is but the man is underrated. From the early 90s to around 2002 the man couldn’t do anything wrong musically. He also wrote and produced a lot of hits.

  • Harvey Weinstein

    I’ll make love in front of you… even if you don’t want me to..

    And I’ll hold it tight

    Baby all through the night

    I’ll make love in front of you

    even if you don’t want me to

    And I will not let go

    ‘Till the fig tree tell me to

  • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

    I still like Elvis, Michael Jackson and the Beatles.

    FTW

    • yes the are all good

    • I think that most people do.

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        I see a lot of snarking about them online, especially the Beatles.

        • Matt_Indeed

          Those people who don’t like the Beatles are wrong and should not be associated with.

          • Comdukakis

            amen brother

        • Dwayne

          They have made some good music.

    • Dwayne

      Interesting. A relatively young “black” Elvis fan?

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne
        • Dwayne

          You may think it’s a diss but it’s not. Ok “black” was the joke but seriously. I never met a black man close to my age or any age really who was an Elvis fan. That’s why it’s interesting.

          • Dwayne

            But I do know his songs and think he was talented.

          • Comdukakis

            isn’t there some resentment that he stole “black music” and popularized it?

          • Dwayne

            I’ve heard that said a lot. Also, I don’t know if he said this but he allegedly said the only thing he wants from black people is for them to buy his records or something like that. Don’t know if that’s true.

          • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

            It wasn’t, but it traveled far and people still believe it.

            What’s funny is that John Wayne actually did say some incredibly racist shit that is frequently overlooked.

          • Dwayne

            Yes I know about the John Wayne stuff too. Public Enemy famously ripped both of them in Fight The Power.

          • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

            He always gave credit to his influences. A lot of dumb racist comments were attributed to him that were later discredited, which is why some folks want nothing to do with him.

          • Comdukakis

            Pat Boone (known right wing scumbag/racist) was really the guy who not only stole from black music but also killed rock and roll for the most part after Elvis hit the army until the Beatles brought it back. Many forget that rock n roll was considered a dying fad after Elvis went in the army (and when he came out and did ballads and shit) and the folk craze was the big thing before the beatles

          • TatR!

            yeah, he had a lot of bad people around him who stole songs and gave no credit, but he himself wasn’t like that

          • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

            I do realize that I’m an oddball, yes. But I really am a fan.

          • Dwayne

            He was a good artist. Like I said, I know his stuff but I don’t own any of his music.

    • Matt_Indeed

      Who doesn’t?

      Weirdos, that’s who.

      But that’s just me being cranky!!!

      • I mean…someone CAN not like MJ and not be a weirdo

        • Matt_Indeed

          True. MJ was a weirdo, so it’s understandable.

    • Comdukakis

      all good stuff

  • Louie

    Better band:

    Led Zepplin or Nickleback?

    • .hmmm…..I think I’ll go LZ

    • DAJackson7

      Hmmmm, NB

    • Cherry Poppin’ Daddies.

    • Dwayne

      I’ll tell you as soon as I hear a song by either one.

      I’m sure I have but I don’t know it.

      • You definitely have.

        • Dwayne

          I bet I have. I know the names of those groups too but can’t name a song by either to save my life.

      • Comdukakis

        ever seen Fast Times at Ridgemont High?

        • Dwayne

          I have

          • Comdukakis

            then you heard Zeppelin. It’s playing when Mark Ratner is driving Jennifer Jason Leigh on his date.

          • Dwayne

            Cool. I’m sure I have but I would have never been able to tell you that was them.

      • Macklin JeriPratt

        You might’ve heard them in a movie or something.

    • Macklin JeriPratt

      If I have said it once I have said it a thousand times but Nickelback is the modern day Led Zeppelin.

      • Matt_Indeed

        This made me laugh too hard. People are looking at me.

    • Comdukakis

      are you shitting me?

      • that wasn’t an option

        • Comdukakis

          I do know some crazy band names from my days going to clubs. Team Urinal. Horny Mormons. Kermit’s Green Penis. But no “are you shitting me”

    • Reasonable Opinion Ghost

      Led Zeppelin has to be the most overrated band in history.

      • Comdukakis

        and yet still better than Nickelback.

        But yes they are overrated.

  • Marv

    Burritos are really messy.

    • Matt_Indeed

      They put a lot of stuff inside a weak-floured tortilla.

      • Marv

        And then kids squeeze it and the shit goes everywhere out both ends of the burrito.

        • Matt_Indeed

          Yep.

        • TatR!

          line to use at a later date: jesus what are you a human burrito

    • got to use the foil

  • Who is better Queen or Hinder

    • TatR!

      Queen, but the Adam Lambert version

    • Comdukakis

      fuck me

      • again not an option and no.. I won’t.. please accept no as no

      • TatR!

        hinder or watching comdukakis jack off in the shower or maybe a massage

        • ……………….TatR!………………

        • Comdukakis

          am I jacking off to Hinder or Queen?

          • Ferrari isn’t here.. someone has to do this

          • TatR!

            so many levels to this!

          • Comdukakis

            it’s the teeth that really get you going when you think of Freddie

    • Louie

      Lips of an Angel was a great song!

      • I will assume you are playing along and I will laugh alone with you loudly HAHAHAHAHAH

  • Matt_Indeed

    Who is better Elvis or Rico Suave

    • Louie

      Elvis. Rico Suave is not a real person, but a song by Gerardo.

      • Matt_Indeed

        You don’t know. Maybe it was a biographical song?

      • TatR!

        Barry Manilow or Lola The Showgirl Who’s Actually In The Song

  • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

    I don’t think a band called The Cherry Poppin Daddies would get signed to a major label today.

    • I don’t think that a band wearing zoot suits would get signed to a major label today.

  • Marv

    Who is hotter Gal Gadot or a ficus

    • I want to say Gal..but with out specifying the ficus.. it’s hard to say

    • Macklin JeriPratt

      The answer is Gal but I want to take the time to acknowledge the innate eroticism of the ficus. To me it’s the most feminine and sexual plant.

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      I prefer Crepe Myrtles, so Gal

    • Comdukakis

      Gal. she’s on my list of five I’m allowed to cheat with now

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    Better band named after a guy, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers or The Eric Tessmer Band?

  • Louie

    This is not the direction I thought this would go. Interesting!

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      We don’t laugh at stupid comments here, we laugh with them

  • The Silver Fox

    Best later Elvis song: Burning Love, Suspicious Minds, In the Ghetto or Kentucky Rain?

    • Louie

      Suspicious Minds

    • Comdukakis

      like them all but I’ll go with suspicious minds

    • Suspicious Minds, but I like the other two that aren’t Kentucky Rain which I’ve never heard.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      Suspicious Minds.

    • I go Suspicious Minds.. especially if it’s a live version that has some real energy to it

  • Cherry Poppin Daddy’s or Eagle Eye Cherry

    • Marv

      Cherry Poppin’ Daddies were fucking awesome live

  • TatR!

    Blind Melon or Stevie Wonder

    • Marv

      The place my head immediately went to confirms that I am super racist.

      • TatR!

        Far too much Cumia and Artie maybe. I mean… JESUS. I heard a certain word a little too much on the last show I listned to

    • Weird that no body out of this scenario is blind

  • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne
    • In 1971 an already aging guy was not on board with gay rights….SHOCKED!

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        He, uh, said some other stuff, too.

        That said, not shocked. But it’s funny what flies under the radar.

        • Do black people watch cowboy movies?

          • Comdukakis

            according to Bruce Springsteen they do

          • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

            I watch Westerns!

          • TatR!

            is that just a movie set on the west side

          • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

            *golf clap*

      • Comdukakis

        lot more than just that

        • yeah the race comments in there aren’t good and I’m not saying other wise

          • Comdukakis

            i wasn’t sure if you just read the first part and stopped since the anti gay thing was the beginning

          • ……..i did make the comment after reading the first comment

    • Marv

      Remember when he talked to that empty chair at that convention? That was hilariously awkward.

    • Reasonable Opinion Ghost

      I mean he was a Republican after all.

      Oh and a massively overrated actor.

  • DAJackson7

    Just saw a wonderful anti-vaxer video were they claim that vaccines cause everything wrong since the Amish don’t have Autistic kids……..also the Amish don’t have heart disease, cancer or diabetics….and that’s from flu shots or something.

    • TatR!

      apparently it’s not even true, some amish do vaccainate

    • yeah they all die by 35 of dysentery

    • Comdukakis

      and they do have autistic kids

  • Matt_Indeed

    Don Rickles or a Leather Belt

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      I don’t know, those emotional scars might never heal.

  • Dwayne

    Elvis was a hero to most
    But he never meant shit to me you see
    Straight up racist that sucker was
    Simple and plain
    Mother fuck him and John Wayne!

    • Dwayne

      I believe Grampa though that Chuck D was misguided on the Elvis lyric. But many people bought into it.

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        Yeah, I think he even admitted that he might have been wrong later.

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

  • The Silver Fox

    The Temptations or The Four Tops?

    • Those are both good bands, and that’s not the game that Duck started.

    • Louie

      Temptations. Four Tops ran out of gas around 67.

    • Mikey

      The Temptations

    • Dwayne

      Temps

    • Matt_Indeed

      Temptations

  • Diddly: Basic B****
  • Matt_Indeed

    Is TatR here so he can call me cranky again?

    • Comdukakis

      not but i’ll do it. Your (just for you) cranky

      • Matt_Indeed

        I won’t go there, sir!

    • TatR!

      I’m Still Here.

      • Comdukakis

        damn

      • Matt_Indeed

        Good.

        • TatR!

          you’re handling this well

          • Matt_Indeed

            I usually do!

  • Matt_Indeed

    Duck or Dougie

    • Comdukakis

      duck by 10,000 miles. He’s provided some interesting links to some good matches

    • dougie used to make me laugh fairly regularly. They are both a part of the BoD mosaic.

    • Mikey

      Duck is a good dude.

      • Matt_Indeed

        I’m kidding, obviously.

    • Comdukakis

      Tranquilo

    • Louie

      It’s poor form to vote for ones self, so I vote Dougie.

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      I never saw Duck posting on Danimal Crossing dot com

  • Reasonable Opinion Ghost

    Tupac or Biggie

    • Dwayne

      Biggie

      • Matt_Indeed

        *Snoop walks on stage*

        “Dwayne don’t got no love for Death Row!???!”

        • Dwayne

          I did listen to Death Row but Biggie’s wordplay was on a different level than Tupac.

          • Marv

            And he was fucking funny

          • Dwayne

            Yep

          • Matt_Indeed

            I was just doing the BET bit.

          • Dwayne

            Yep. It was the 95 Source Awards to be exact.

      • Comdukakis

        um I think the only rap cds i ever owned were a couple public enemy, Dr Dre (the chronic), and….I think that’s it. Well unless you count early Beastie Boys

    • TatR!

      My brief rap music phase I mainly just listened to 2Pac so I picked his side

    • Mikey

      Tupac.

    • Louie

      Tupac

    • I like Biggie better.

    • The Silver Fox

      Tupac

  • The Silver Fox

    Groucho, Harpo, Chico or Zeppo?
    Larry, Moe, Curly or Shemp?

  • Facts

    Star Wars or Star Trek?

    • Marv

      Star Jones

    • Comdukakis

      uh oh. on that note I’m out

    • Star Talk

    • Dwayne

      Trek

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      Star Poop w/ Jay Sherman.

    • Trek.

    • Louie

      Trek

    • Macklin JeriPratt

      Star Wars.

    • The Silver Fox

      Battlestar Galactica

  • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      Eddie sums up my feelings perfectly.

  • The Silver Fox

    #1 pop song the week I was born: “The Letter” by The Box Tops
    Favorite song from 1967: “Mr. Soul” by Buffalo Springfield

  • Marv

    I miss the good ol’ days (two months ago) when Trump was threatening North Korea with Navy fleets that were actually heading the opposite direction.

    • Matt_Indeed

      Just wait.

    • Louie

      I like that, like usual, nothing actually happened.

      • Marv

        Well of course not the fleet was going the opposite direction how was anything going to happen lol

    • we’ll get back to it as soon as he straightens out all this kneeling BS

  • Battlestar Galactica or Battle of the Network Stars

    • Marv

      Battlebots

  • Matt_Indeed

    Clearly I get cranky when someone calls me cranky.

    • I just think you are a crank

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      Cranky_Indeed?

    • I thought you were just a cranky sort.

      • Matt_Indeed

        I am not. Wanna fight about it?

    • Louie

      I thought that was just your normal state and gradually got used to it.

    • DAJackson7

      Are you a woman?

      • Matt_Indeed

        Are you?

  • Facts

    Common Thinks Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Has A Slave Owner Mentality.

    • Matt_Indeed

      “Common is a THUG!” – Every old white guy.

      • Dwayne

        If they have even heard of him.

  • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

    Family Ties or a box of raisins?

    • Matt_Indeed

      How big of a box?

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        Pretty big!

        • Matt_Indeed

          Raisins.

    • Raisins.

    • Dwayne

      Raisins. I saw Ties in the 80s and it was corny then.

  • Facts

    Chocolate Covered Almonds or Alison Brie?

    • Chocolate Covered Alison Brie

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      Now that’s just silly!

  • George Jefferson or Jefferson Darcy?

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      George all the way.

    • DAJackson7

      That’s a tough one

    • Dwayne

      George. I was a Steve Rhodes guy.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

  • Facts

    Siskel or Ebert?

  • Walter Matthau, Jack Lemon, or Matt_Indeed?

    • Dwayne

      Lemon

    • Matt_Indeed

      Tough one.

  • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

    So what is the deal with the current superman? Did he revert to being a married adult reporter?

  • The Silver Fox

    The Odd Couple or Grumpy Old Men?

    • Dwayne

      I haven’t seen the second one.

    • ProjectBlue

      Grumpy by default, pretty much skipped most iterations of odd couple

      • The Silver Fox

        I’ve seen The Odd Couple movie about 3 or 4 times (Grumpy Old Men twice). Never really watched the television series (in any of its incarnations).

  • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

    Alcohol or weed?

    • Dwayne

      weed.

    • ProjectBlue

      Neither

    • Louie

      I liked both but now I lives life on the straight and narrow, yup yup.

    • Yes please!

    • Matt_Indeed

      Alcohol.

  • Lewis or Clark

    • Dwayne

      Lois

  • Johnson or Johnson

  • DAJackson7

    Real question though…with Louise out of town do i want Imo’s, Pizza Hut, Papa Johns, or Dominos?

    • Louie

      What Is an imo?

    • Thai food

      • DAJackson7

        There is no such thing in this town

        • Oh. Well of your list I’ve only ever had Pizza Hut, so I guess I vote Pizza Hut by default

      • ProjectBlue

        I’ve never tried Thai, I’m very bland.

        • The Silver Fox

          I’ve had Thai food, but I tend to prefer either Szechuan or Vietnamese.

      • Devin Harris

        I was hanging with a guy who pronounced it “Tie”. Some other random dude corrected him. The guy kept pronouncing it “tie” and the other dude kept correcting him. This went on for a few minutes. I’m not sure why it was so important.

        /End of story

        • ProjectBlue

          ….ut oh, how do you pronounce it then?

          • Dwayne

            Tie

          • Devin Harris

            I screwed the story up. Point is one guy wanted to argue over it and the other guy kept no-selling it

  • ProjectBlue

    Roger Goodell tells NFL owners ‘everyone should stand for the national anthem’…….it’s amazing how good Trump is at smoke screens. I wouldn’t be surprised if we already nuked North Korea sometime last month

  • Facts

    Sex or Conferences on Iranian Foreign Policy?

    • Matt_Indeed

      How about sex on top of foreign policy paperwork?

      • Facts

        Oh that sounds like the best time ever.

    • ProjectBlue

      You’d be surprised how much sex there is at conferences on Iranian foreign policy.

  • Facts

    Never mind

    • I’m glad to see you coming to terms with what you’ve done.

      They may just be actresses, but I’ve recently learned that in the eyes of the law they are people too.

    • ProjectBlue

      Once you’re caught with your cock in the cookie jar you think you’d just pay the best bullshitter you know to write the apology for you. Even if it’s obviously fake it’d still be better than that

    • Dwayne

      Quoting Jay-Z? Who really wrote this? Lol

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      Quotation marks are your friend.

      • Facts

        Hit F5

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    This Louie guy sure does kill threads!

    • Someone else should also call themselves Louie and just follow Duck around replying “Me gotta go” to all of his comments

  • Devin Harris

    There is always more cost to this wedding. Man, I just want to roll up in a big ole ball and cry.

    • Dwayne

      I’m so glad my wife’s mom and family covered that.

      • Devin Harris

        I’m surrounded by broke people. They are just everywhere.

        • DAJackson7

          That’s what happened to me…her mom “just didn’t have it, even after she sold her second house. And ours was actually very very cheap

          • Devin Harris

            I set the budget at 5 grand. It’s actually around that number but it’s just the 500 here and 250 there that just eats at me

          • DAJackson7

            Oh yeah…and that doesn’t stop till the day after

          • Devin Harris

            three more weeks of this.

          • The Silver Fox

            With inflation, that’s about what our parents paid for our wedding ($2,500 in 1991).

        • Dwayne

          Yeah. It sucks. Most of my friends have nothing.

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      We should probably mention the $100 “no whining about wedding costs” fee the Geekery implemented yesterday

    • My in laws paid for pretty much everything thankfully. It’s a scam.

      • Dwayne

        Tradition says the bride’s family does that anyway, right? Shit, I have a daughter.

        • The Silver Fox

          As do I.

          • Dwayne

            Mine is a long way from that, fortunately.

  • Facts

    Gwyneth Paltrow is the latest actress to come forward and say that Harvey Weinstein sexually harassed her. Paltrow told The New York Times that the incident happened in the mid-1990s when she was 22 and she had just been cast by Weinstein in Emma. While at a meeting with Weinstein at a suite in the Peninsula Beverly Hills Hotel, Paltrow claims Weinstein put his hands on her and suggested they go to the bedroom. Paltrow immediately left and told her boyfriend at the time, Brad Pitt, who confronted Weinstein at a movie premiere and told him to never touch Paltrow again.

    Paltrow said that Weinstein then called her up later and yelled at her, leading Paltrow to fear that she would lose her role in Emma.

    • TatR!

      why does everyone have to be so horrible

    • ProjectBlue

      Pitt must have been really broken up about it. Weinstein was one of the producers on Inglorious Basterds. (Guessing there’s more just that was the quickest google that came to mind)

  • Facts

    Hello! Is anybody out there?

  • Marv

    Listening to the NYPD Weinstein tape, holy shit what a fucking ghoul lol

    And apparently that plant her jerked off into? Yeah that was at a restaurant! I thought it was in an office or something now he’s even more amazing.

    • Facts

      A tape of what?

      • Marv

        I guess they did some kind of sting and they taped him trying to get a woman up to his hotel and it’s the saddest thing you ever heard, “C’mon, I don’t care if you don’t like it. C’mon let’s go to the room. I’m really famous.” lol

        • Facts

          lol what a sleazebag.

    • ProjectBlue

      Wow, really? I’d like to think if I were that rich and powerful I wouldn’t go that nuts. But I’d be laughing my ass off on the fringes of such insanity.

    • ProjectBlue

      “I’m a very famous guy” ha, amazing

  • Facts

    It’s dead here.

    • It always is around this time. Soon as I fucking sit down at my desk at work and can communicate with people, everyone is gone. I need a new job.

      • Blackjack Jowalsen

        Same. I think I can sit down and chat while I wait for all the teenage drivers to get out of here but there’s no one here : (

    • Dwayne

      Dead there too.

  • Facts

    Why do I keep going to the BOD? I should just delete the url from my history.

    • Bad habits are hard to break.

      • Facts

        They are. I really need to stop. I can’t help myself.

    • Comdukakis

      two reasons. your comment below (it’s dead in here). this place has very specific hours whereas there is usually people talking 20 hours a day or so there.
      Second, if you look for it you can find good conversation. You just have to skip some of the other stuff

  • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

    Sorry that I missed the superman reply earlier. So essentially they just whammied away all that grant Morrison garbage?

    • Basically… they didn’t Mephisto it all and poof it so it didn’t happen, they did a couple story arcs that explained everything away and brought everything back. It may not be the most straight forward thing if you didn’t read a couple of the specials, but having done that myself, it all made sense.

      As it stands right now, the Superman and Lois in current continuity are the Superman and Lois from pre-Flashpoint, with some tweaks.

      • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

        That sounds so much better. I feel like most of the Morrison stuff of the last few years was swept away.

        • The last year or so of the Superman books have been so much better than during the New 52. It actually feels like Superman again.

          • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

            My personal superman is byrne through resurrection. Plus TAS.

          • Well, those are two fairly definitive takes.

          • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

            Definitive is my middle name.
            That’s not true. Its really edgar.

          • I thought it was Baby

          • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

            That’s my confirmation name.

          • I can dig that.

          • I thought it was “Baby”

          • Macklin JeriPratt

            I thought it was Definitive.

  • The Silver Fox

    Trump: Corker is entitled to his own opinions, not his own facts.

  • Comdukakis

    so apparently the NFL is now trying to force the players to stand. I smell a court case. The court has ruled in the past that youh can’t force students or adults to recite the pledge, stand for the anthem, etc. The NFL is treading on dangerous ground here and if GM or IBM or someone tried to do something similar people would not be happy

    • Louie

      It’s going to be really funny if this court case sets a legal precedent for forced patriotism.

    • ProjectBlue

      I wonder if that falls under their antitrust exemption. It’d probably give Trump too much credit but he’s probably still pissed USFL tanked and maybe his long game is to just blow up the nfl

      • Comdukakis

        antitrust exemption doesn’t make you lose your constitutional rights.

        • ProjectBlue

          That’s where I’m out of my element, was curious though

        • Ehhhhh…. Is an entity requiring people to stand for a ceremony really violating the Constitution? It’s not a government institution, and while their right to expression is protected from reprisal from the government, it does nothing to protect them from the guys who pay them.

          • Comdukakis

            An Nfl team is within their rights to let them go (while satisfying the terms of their contract). But government entity or not, I think forced patriotism (or rather pretend patriotism) crosses a line. To require a sign of patriotism to work is a dangerous precedent. Would be so cavalier if google or Wal-Mart or GM did this?

          • I mean, it’s like saying the Pledge of Allegiance in school, isn’t it? And I understand there are many who disagree with that, too, but I imagine that would be the argument for the NFL being allowed to get away with it.

            If Walmart of GM did it, I, personally, would probably be pretty cavalier about it, because a company is allowed to do things its own way. You can protest, but they’re gonna fire you, or suspend you or fine you. Interfering with that, and forcing a completely different set of values on a company, is just as problematic as the forced patriotism.

          • Comdukakis

            students are allowed to sit quietly during the pledge. no one is forced to stand and recite.

          • I feel like hat wasn’t true when I was growing up…

          • Comdukakis
          • The Silver Fox

            I pretty sure it wasn’t true when I was in school. Though I would say the words under God because I was already questioning religion by then.

          • Comdukakis

            1943 – In West Virginia State Board of Education v. Barnette, the Supreme Court rules that requiring a person to say the pledge is violating the first and fourteenth amendments. Jehovah’s Witnesses challenged the the West Virginia Board of Education’s requirement that students salute the flag and recite the Pledge of Allegiance or be expelled. The Jehovah’s Witnesses argued that this was against their religious beliefs.

          • Huh. I thought that was a more recent thing.

            Look, I’m not a fan of the whole, “LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT” attitude that’s pervasive in this country, and I’ve never understood the need to proudly pronounce that America is the greatest country in the world on threat of being called a communist or a socialist or whatever the scare tactic words du jour are.

            But I do believe that something that is basically a private entity is allowed to make its own rules. This, obviously, excludes the Green Bay Packers… which may throw a wrench in the NFL’s overall plans…

          • Comdukakis

            from a legal perspective I think your opinion may hold with the five conservatives on the supreme court (not to mention the variety of judges in the other lower courts). But I find it frightening that any entity, private or public would require someone to make a show of fealty to the country. That is so Naziesque (Godwin’s law be damned) it’s chilling

          • I do agree with you from a philosophical standpoint. All the best dictatorships started out this way.

          • ProjectBlue

            Is true now, at my level it’s just the jahovahs that sit, would imagine you get more at the older grades

  • Marv

    Weeeee the wife is going out to quilt so I get to do whatever I want! So I’m going to practice some piano for my Halloween costume.

    • RudoWakening

      She would get along with my wife

  • RudoWakening

    SHADOW OF WAR TIME!!!!!!

  • Louie

    The Mayor looks terrible.

    • This does not seem to be true. I think it looks like fun. It’ll be cancelled after 5 episodes.

    • Comdukakis

      agreed

  • The Silver Fox
  • The Silver Fox

    How long before Trump establishes a Ministry of Alternative Truths?

    • It’s called his communications department.

      • The Silver Fox

        “Ignorance is strength. For the good of the party, think less.”

  • RudoWakening

    I miss Tom Goes to the Mayor

  • Well I’m home. It’s still pretty warm out for 7:21pm on Oct 10, that’s for sure.

    I’m eating a delightful turkey sandwich, some peas, and now I’m either going to give Civ 6 the millionth try, or watch Smackdown.

  • NYC Mayoral debate between the Democratic incumbent I can’t stand, the Republican woman who doesn’t seem to understand how the City works and the Independent candidate who used to do PI work for Donald Trump… I need to move.

    • ProjectBlue

      Does he have Obama’s birth certificate with him?

  • The BoD has convinced me to play Civ.

    • Marv

      Is that game fixed yet?

      • They’ve tweaked a couple of things, but last I played it still wasn’t great. I’m just bored so I’m giving it the millionth try.

        • Marv

          Good luck. Lord did they fuck that game up lol

    • Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

  • The crowd at this debate is rowdy. The moderator apparently decided not to tell them all to shut the fuck up until the end.

  • The Silver Fox

    Wonder if we’ll pay more for California wines for the short (or even medium) term?

  • Comdukakis

    this anthem thing shows what a slippery slope is. Liberals were gleeful at the firing of several Charlottesville white supremacists. hard for them to argue that was ok and then argue that the NFL can’t fire a player who won’t stand

    • Marv

      Yeeeep.

    • ProjectBlue

      Well that’s the other side of it, I’m fine with them trying to cut players or whatever they want to trump (ha) up. But that doesn’t not make them asses for taking it that far.

      • Comdukakis

        oh I know. I’m just showing the flip side. It’s all hunky dory when it’s your side but it’s outrageous when it’s the other. Like Julian Assange. Guy was a hero when he was dropping stuff that made Dubbya look bad but when he became a Russian pawn and Trump campaign sycophant suddenly releasing documents like that is bad. It’s why we have ethics. Stay true to ethics and you won’t look like a hypocrite later (not that most politicians or those who care about politics care about being hypocritical)

        • ProjectBlue

          True, that’s a big part of the divide; being unable to throw wrong under the bus regardless of what side it’s on. So basically we need more people that hate everyone and everything I guess like me

          • Comdukakis

            I think the most hypocritical one is the term “judicial activist.” The GOP likes to use this term to slam the left but the conservatives on the court have literally thrown precedent and Stare Decisis on it’s head in numerous cases. So when Warren and his court did it, they were “judicial activists” but when Roberts and his guys literally overturn decisions from 3 years before merely because they got one more of their team on the court, it’s just fine

      • Comdukakis

        one drawback for the NFL (beyond a leftist boycott) is that these players have contracts and they still have to pay the any guaranteed money

        • ProjectBlue

          It’s really fascinating, mentioned it I think over at the other place but if they’re just threatening money, I’d do it at the Superbowl, if they’re threatening playing time, I’d do it at the conference title games, make them backtrack before the superbowl

          • ProjectBlue

            Either way it gets tied up in courts pretty quick

    • Louie

      I guarantee there will be a LOT of people that don’t get that distinction.

  • Marv

    A night with no family and I’m spending it by…sitting here watching episodes of Half in the Bag lol

  • Matt_Indeed

    TI has a viral infection. Poor kid.

    • Marv

      Boooooooo

      • Matt_Indeed

        Yeah, it sucks. Feverish, cough, snotty.

        • Marv

          Make sure she stays hydrated lol

          • Matt_Indeed

            Lol yeah, I’m very concerned with her liquid intake.

          • Marv

            Otter Pops dude, they’re amazing they will eat them all fucking day long if you let them haha

          • Matt_Indeed

            Just gave her one!

          • Marv

            That was the big lesson with this last illness, Otter Pops haha

            And they’re great too because they help chill them down a bit when they’ve got a fever. It’s like a twofer

          • Matt_Indeed

            Literally as soon as you posted that, I realized I had some in the freezer and handed her one.

    • That’s too bad. Sick kids suck.

  • Marv

    Mike on Half in the Bag: “Man of Steel is a movie where Superman punches a lot of energy and destroys Metropolis and everyone dies except Laurence Fishburne and his secretary.”

  • Marv

    Watching this is making me mad at Man of Steel again. They keep showing the trailer and I’m just like…man I wanted that movie so bad. That fucking trailer where he puts his fist against the mountain and then flies up is the coolest goddamn Superman scene I’ve ever scene on film. Argh

    • Matt_Indeed

      Yeah, it was pretty disappointing.

      • Marv

        So bad. And it’s funny now I’m on Batman’s side more than ever, I had forgotten at the end of MoS Superman takes out a military satellite and tells a general he’s gonna do whatever the fuck he wants lol

        No wonder Congress was all in a tizzy, Supes is a dickhead

        • Matt_Indeed

          That scene really pissed me off.

        • Jonathan Kent taught his son to be a jerk.

          • ProjectBlue

            I wonder what the cute little fan service “Jimmy Olson gets executed” bit is for Justice League. Lana Lang gets a flat in the wrong part of town and gets a train run on her?

          • Ron Troupe gets eaten by a parademon.

    • Macklin JeriPratt

      My favorite trailer ever for a movie. So amazing. I get goosebumps thinking about it.

      • ProjectBlue

        The bit with the kid and the cape? Nice!
        (In theater)”You know, Clark, help them if you want, fuck them if you don’t. Seriously fuck them”

  • Ginger Mahal

    Threw in Red Dead Redemption earlier this evening. Hadn’t played in god knows how long.

    Delivered a bounty alive, and then some dude challenged me to a duel. Undefeated in duels until that very moment, as I completely forgot how to duel, and had to look up a tutorial.

    Other than that, still a very fun game.

  • Y’know how some people resort to attempting to grow their own weed to avoid having to pay for it? I’m at that point with pistachios right now.

    • ProjectBlue

      Are they easy to grow? (Pistachios)

      • Probably not, but it’s still probably less of a painful process than plunking down eight bucks for the small bags.

    • Just do what I do and buy enough for a half a year’s supply. You’ll get a bulk discount.

  • RudoWakening

    Borrowing a bunch of stuff from ComiXology Unlimited

  • Well, that was one of the craziest fucking debates I’ve ever seen. What an embarrassment.

    • ProjectBlue

      Was there an actual pissing contest? 2017’s bar’s pretty low

      • It may as well have been a taping of the Jerry Springer Show. The audience kept hooting and hollering and ignoring the moderators’ pleas to shut the fuck up. One of the candidates yelled all of his answers into his working microphone. Everyone talked over each other. If it wasn’t on local cable news, it would have made for great television.

        • ProjectBlue

          Ugh. I’d be fine with these things going without an audience. At the least you might get a fraction more honesty out of the answers if they don’t have that immediate feedback to play up to

          • This absolutely needed to be in a studio with just the three candidates and a moderator or two, nothing else. The audience was a definite hindrance. I’m waiting for someone to calculate how much time was wasted by the yelling.

  • Macklin JeriPratt

    USA down 2-0 to Panama now.

    • The Professor

      US sucks

      • Macklin JeriPratt

        They looked so dynamic and creative last game and equally flat and defensively abhorrent here.

    • The Professor

      Win: Guaranteed to qualify
      Draw: As Panama’s goal differential is seven worse, and Honduras’ 12 worse, United States is all but assured of a place with a draw
      Lose: If either Panama or Honduras wins, then United States drop into the playoff. If both win, United States would be out.

  • The Professor

    At my local theater, the 2:45 am show and 7am showing of last jedi on the first night has lots of seats still available

    • …2:45 AM? Like, quarter to three in the fucking morning?

      • The Professor

        yes and 7am on a workday

      • Sounds like a good time for a movie.

      • Comdukakis

        how does that even work? Aren’t 90% of movie theater employees like 14?

        • ProjectBlue

          There’s a lot of old people at the nearest AMC, it’s depressing actually

          • The Professor

            what else are they going to do?

          • Comdukakis

            burger king?

          • ProjectBlue

            Eh, I know, job’s a job, just the older I get I just wonder where it went wrong for them.

          • ProjectBlue

            …though then again, I keep saying I’d like to get a job at the theater over the summers for free flicks, so who knows

          • Comdukakis

            not like you can do the free movie rental thing anymore and work at a video store

          • The Professor

            I know someone that works for a cruiseline. Many older people work at the call center becauseit gets them out of the house, brings in extra cash, and great discounts on cruises. Plus the job isnt that stressful

          • Comdukakis

            I have an employee who’s 70 and retired post office. She has a cottage up in north michigan too. She does it to get out of the house and see people

        • Y’know, I’ve never thought of that before, but it really does feel like every theater I’ve ever been to, the entire workforce is high school age.

          • The ticket takers at the theater entrance are ALWAYS seniors. In every theater I’ve ever been to.

          • Comdukakis

            it varies. Seinfeld has a great joke about that. They are either 14 or 90

          • I’ve never seen a kid directing people to the right theater. The kids are always behind the counter sneezing into the popcorn. The Q-tips handle the tickets.

          • Comdukakis

            i have. Might be a Sacramento/Michigan thing

        • It’s weird around here, there are NO teenagers in fast food jobs, but the movie theatres are all like 12.

          • Comdukakis

            the appeal of free movies

    • ProjectBlue

      Nothing sold out for any Thursday/Friday showings yet at my local place. Can’t buy tickets yet though because want to take Stooges and don’t have their finals schedule yet. I doubt I’d want to see it twice so waiting for now

      • The Professor

        nothing is sold out yet. Even the first showing as front row seats still available

    • 2:45am, Jesus.

  • ProjectBlue

    Good-ish Flash return. Next week’s looks fun

  • Marv

    I told my friend I didn’t want to go out tonight and he called me a sissy lala lol

  • Ginger Mahal

    I think Spotify is sentient.

    My buddy and I were talking about girls with daddy issues a couple of nights ago. Yesterday, I throw on my Daily Mix on Spotify, and a band comes up called Daddy Issues. I really liked the song that came up, Locked Out. Here it is, just in case you’re Thad.

    Decided to look further into them last night, and there are two currently active bands named Daddy Issues, and they’re both good.

    Thanks, Spotify, for eavesdropping on our conversations. I give it a week before a song comes up about exploding dildos killing white girls.

    • RudoWakening

      Hey, I’m Thad! That’s good stuff right there.

      And if you want songs about exploding dildos and killing white girls just listen to Eminem

      • Ginger Mahal

        Listening to Eminem means I’d have to listen to Eminem, so I’ll pass.

  • I’m considering buying a hoodie this winter.

    • Ginger Mahal

      I stick with jackets, but if I’m going the hoodie route, I have a swank VT hoodie, or a weird, two-tone black and red Rolling Stones zip-up hoodie that I’ve had since high school.

      • RudoWakening

        I have like, 9 hoodies. My Bake and Destroy hoodie is my favourite. I’ve had it since ‘08 and it’s still ridiculously soft and comfortable.

      • I used to wear them, but I haven’t had one now in probably 13 years. I know this date because the last one that I had was stolen by my girlfriend who is now my wife.

        • RudoWakening

          When I said below that I have 9 of them I mean I have one here in Wisconsin and Frida has 8 of mine plus all of her own.

          • Ginger Mahal

            Girlfriends stealing hoodies is probably on some level why I stopped wearing them and made the transition to jackets.

            My ex from two years ago tricked me into giving her my Stones hoodie, but luckily she gave it back after the breakup.

    • The Professor

      I have a hoodie with my school on it

    • Facts

      A white one?

  • The Professor

    I think when I retire I would want to work at a part-time job where I wouldnt have to interact with customers face-to-face (especially former students).

    • Facts

      Work from home

      • The Professor

        well the person I know that works for the cruiseline does that

    • ProjectBlue

      ….if I make it long enough to trigger retirement, I wouldn’t mind tutoring again. I still like the actual learning aspects of things, just everything else is the drizzling shits

    • The Silver Fox

      I wouldn’t mind being an interpretive ranger for the National Park System.

  • Facts

    Im quite ready for bed.

  • Facts

    Oh no I killed the blog

    • It’ll be reborn again. Don’t worry…

      Hopefully, I’ll have a slow night at work so I can get started on the 3-4 posts I have planned for this week. Stupid baby didn’t nap long enough this afternoon for me to get a foothold…

      • Facts

        Its like we all leave and it goes dead

        • Yeah, no one being here doesn’t help… Still can’t believe this place has had more than 1,000 comments several times in the last week.

          • Facts

            We like to chat. Also its not super negative like other places.

          • Sure, it’s just a lot higher than the last couple weeks. And I usually miss most of it. Probably for the best.

  • Was Bad Moms successful enough to get a Christmas movie? Or try to get a franchise going?

    • ProjectBlue

      180 US on a 20 million budget apparently

    • Ginger Mahal

      I have absolutely no idea what Bad Moms is.

    • The Professor

      very successful

  • RudoWakening

    I just got a message from the online shop where we got Xannie’s harness asking for pics and videos of her wearing the harness because they want to make a her a featured post

    • God damn right. She should be their main spokespig.

    • I was just reading about a native owned restaurant in Toronto that serves seal and I’m kind of wondering what seal tastes like.

      • ProjectBlue

        Huh, that seems like something that should be illegal

        • Why?

          • Ginger Mahal

            You can’t serve 90s R&B singers all willy nilly like that!

          • ProjectBlue

            Many types are endangered

          • Not these ones, and there’s quotas to prevent it. It’s mostly just natives that hunt them. It is controversial, but mainly because baby seals are pretty cute.

          • ProjectBlue

            Eh, then no weirder then lots of shit we eat

    • Facts

      I want to meet this pig

    • I think they just want special access to Xannie posts.

  • The Professor

    In the 2026 world cup, they are expanding to 48 teams. USA and mexico will be guaranteed to make it every year then

    • Reasonable Opinion Ghost

      Such a horrible idea.

  • Stranger In the Alps

    My favorite part of podcast post-production: I normally choose a song heard in a movie that we talk about, but the movies this week didn’t really lend themselves to choosing a song. We joked about R. Kelly at the end, so I close the show with “Bump n Grind”. Hilarity is supposed to ensue.

  • Reasonable Opinion Ghost

    ” Child and teenage obesity levels have risen ten-fold in the last four decades, meaning 124m boys and girls around the globe are too fat, according to new research.”

    Bunch of FAAAAATASSES

  • Macklin JeriPratt

    US is in serious peril of missing world cup now. Both Panama and Honduras lead their games which puts them both above US and leaves US out of the World Cup. Either the US needs to score or Mexico or Costa Rica score in their games in stoppage time.

    • The Professor

      and panama just scored a few minutes ago or else usa would have at least moved on

      • Macklin JeriPratt

        Yep, US had at least the playoff spot until that goal.

  • The Professor

    trinidad was 1-8 before this match

  • Macklin JeriPratt

    Honduras vs. Mexico still going. If Mexico scores US gets that playoff spot.

  • Macklin JeriPratt

    Okay, now the US is officially out of the World Cup.

    • Comdukakis

      United States didn’t deserve to go. Honest truth.

    • ProjectBlue

      (320-ish million americans go on like nothing changed)

      • Macklin JeriPratt

        A bummer for me. This is the first World Cup since I have become a soccer fan and there is no US.

        • ProjectBlue

          Hop on any heritage based bandwagon?

          • *sings along with La Marseillaise dismissively*

          • Macklin JeriPratt

            Germany but heck I don’t think they even like soccer there :/

          • RudoWakening

            That’s pretty funny.

            I also root for Die Mannschaft

  • The Professor

    If you cant beat 1-8 trinidad, you dont deserve to go

  • ProjectBlue

    Legends>Flash>Supergirl, an ep each in so far this season

  • The Professor

    In 10 matches, USA only won 3 matches (all at home). They even lost 2 games at home

  • Reasonable Opinion Ghost

    Why on earth was Bruce Arena hired ?

  • Reasonable Opinion Ghost

    Also,Messi bails out Argentina again .

    And Chile not qualifying sucks.

  • The Professor

    USA had 93% chance of moving on today. It just needed to not lose and the other countries to not win.

  • Marv

    Now they’re coming home I spent my whole free night watching people talk about movies on Youtube lol go me

  • Facts

    Lol I need to watch this movie.

  • Facts

    Hello?

  • Rick “The Hot Take King” Ross

    In 2005 I wished my girlfriend was hot like the Pussycat Dolls.

  • The Professor

    Since I’m done with parks and rec, I just started master of none.
    First episode is ok

  • Marv

    I have burps that are going on so long I run out of breath lol

    • I’m forcing my coworkers to watch video of me when I was on TV three years ago. And writing a Supergirl recap instead of working.

  • This Supergirl recap is long…