Geekery Release Friday – October 6

It’s the end of a long, difficult week. If you’re looking for something new to watch or listen to, give these picks a shot.

One of the biggest films of the fall is the incredibly anticipated sequel, BLADE RUNNER 2049. Taking place 30 years after the original, Ryan Gosling is a young blade runner that uncovers a long-buried secret and seeks out Harrison Ford’s Rick Deckard for answers. Can it possibly hold up to the original? Will Ford act or sleepwalk his way through the film? You can find out!

If you like your action a bit closer to today and with some romance, look into THE MOUNTAIN BETWEEN US. Two strangers (Kate Winslet, Idris Elba) must forge a connection to survive the extreme elements of a remote snow covered mountain.

Also out: For the kids (and bronies, I guess), you have MY LITTLE PONY: THE MOVIE. There’s also the family drama, THE FLORIDA PROJECT. For new documentaries, this one about an unconventional love story, try DINA.

There’s an eclectic mix of new music out this week, starting with Dhani Harrison’s solo debut, IN///PARALLEL. Although he’s had a budding career as the lead songwriter of thenewno2, this atmospheric rock record is his first release under his own name.

Speaking of debut albums that are by a former band frontman, Liam Gallagher’s solo premiere, AS YOU WERE, drops today. What’s it sound like? Well….it….sounds like Oasis. Not that it’s necessarily a bad thing!

Another debut worth checking out is by alternative R&B artist, Kelela. TAKE ME APART is the product of four years of work by the singer-songwriter. The resulting album is glitchy, pulsing, subtle and sensual.

You can also give a listen to the first LP by Australian singer-songwriter Alex LaheyI LOVE YOU LIKE A BROTHER, check out Marilyn Manson’s new album, HEAVEN UPSIDE DOWN, bliss out to Cults with OFFERING or dive into the electronic soundscapes of Alessandro Cortini with AVANTI.

It’s Columbus Day weekend! What are your plans? Sound off below!

 

  • It’s Friday! Thank Goodness!

    IFTG!

  • Thank Goddess It’s Friday

  • Facts

    Friday its Goodness Thanks!

  • when they unveil my statue tomorrow it better have this gorgeous head of hair

    • I guess today will be the last day of Wonder Womanning I should change it up for Peyton Manning weekend here in town. Fear not though…. there is after all a justice league movie right around the corner…who knows the old gal may come back

  • i hate times like this when the rain is hovering just close enough to make me not sure if I should go run or just go to the gym

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    HEEEEY YOOOOOUUUU GUUUUYYYYYSSSSSSS

    • …8 am and matt’s already craving baby ruth candy bars……..sad

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        Fatt_Indeed strikes again, AMIRITE??!!

        • you look a little bloated but the eyeliner is on point!

          • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

            *thumbs up*

          • he took mine away last night….but then I realized my power wasn’t from being a mod…..my power came from with in.. I was the power

          • got to get the wonder woman references in before I change up the avatar

          • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

            Why did he take them away, my heterosexual lifemate?

          • really silly misunderstanding as usual with us

          • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

            Maybe you should just take everything he says seriously from here on out?

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    How ’bout THE TRIBE, BABY?!

    *kicks dirt on Ferrari’s shoes*

    • oh…. there goes your mod powers for a day

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        I got overzealous and overcome with emotions. For that, I apologize.

        • WHY DO YOU ALL HAVE HORRIFYING AVATARS?

          • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

            You didn’t like my dog? Why do you hate dogs, Mahn?

    • DAJackson7

      That was a great game

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        Bauer was on point.

        • DAJackson7

          He was nasty. Looking forward to 4 today so i can see game two

    • I demodded Peyton last night for less, Matt. I would tread carefully, yeah?

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        I’ll be alright. I’m a kindly fellow with beautiful teeth.

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    Newton: Word choice “extremely degrading”.

    ……but only after my sponsors started pulling out.

  • TatR!

    Sup how you doing. I listened to Alex Lahey’s EP quite a bit earlier in the year after one her songs was Of The Week, she’s really good. I’m looking forward to the album.

    • was falling asleep during ep 13 (because of me not the show) but should get back on it today…also a special avatar might be coming in the next week or so

      • TatR!

        ooooh a special avatar! The show is very slow (except when it’s not), prob hard to watch when tired

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    Baseball all day today, and I don’t get a single channel.

    • you aren’t doing this right

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        Not at all.

        It’s like I don’t care that Monday’s blue, Tuesday’s grey and Wednesday too.

    • DAJackson7

      I do! And i have apps on my work computer so i can watch the first game in my office!

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        Look at this rich son of a bitch over here.

        • DAJackson7

          FS1 and MLB network are both on our cable’s basic package. hahahahaha

          • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

            SMH™

    • RudoWakening

      Your avatar is just wonderful. I loves me some Robert Smith

  • DAJackson7

    I could keep Kate Winslet warm on that mountain..

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      She’s an attractive woman.

    • she’s pretty spectacular… prime her titanic but she was like a 15 back then at 42 and having popped out 3 kids…she is still wowzer

    • Facts

      Oh i have had a thing for her forever

  • Devin Harris

    Is Joe Marvilli a real person? Wait…..I’m just getting the joke. Also, there is an R&B artist listed. Not sure if that’s supposed to be there

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      Yeah, I find it funny that his name is Joe MARVilli as well.

    • No, he’s real

      • Devin Harris

        This is like a Apter mag thing where some are gimmick writers and some are real?

  • TatR!

    Currently watching a livestream of Italian tv channel RaiDue to see my love Caterina Balivo in action on her two hour daytime TV show about nothing Detto Fatto

  • Facts

    Off today. May fall back asleep or start Firefly.

    I had a detailed dream I was on a cruise ship watching Star Wars: The Last Jedi and the film was really different.

    • Disney seems to really be doing a power play only releasing it on cruise ships

      • DAJackson7

        Only on Disney Cruise ships at that!

      • TatR!

        is earth an intergalactic cruise ship

    • DAJackson7

      I had Star Wars dreams last night too….odddd

      • Facts

        Disney is responsible!

  • DAJackson7

    Shit can you imagine…..book a week long Disney Cruise ..see new star wars the day we leave port, get back right when everyone else sees it…Shit that’ would make tons of money

    • hopefully Harrison Ford is there

      Hope you’ve enjoyed the cruise now…. GET OF MY BOAT!!!

      • A guy gets thrown overboard

        Ford turns to everyone: No Ticket!

        • DAJackson7

          Sean Connery keeps birds off the boat with an umbrella

    • DAJackson7

      Ewoks can bring you drinks….holy shit how have they not thought of this

  • RudoWakening

    Let’s all try to have a stellar Friday, Geeks.

    Also, I will definitely be checking out the Alex Lahey and CULTS albums.

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    I need to go get some breakfast in the cafeteria.

    Gonna ask the cook to SHOW ME, SHOW ME, SHOW ME HOW YOU cook that bacon, because I’d like it crispy, please.

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      It’s gonna be like this all day. Hang on for the ride.

    • Facts

      OH GOD YOUR AVATAR!

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        I try to laugh about it
        Cover it all up with lies
        I try and laugh about it
        Hiding the tears in my eyes
        Because boys don’t cry
        Boys don’t cry

      • TatR!

        Matt is now Fat Bob

  • hey I’m down to like 70 podcast eps in my que instead of the 90+ i had at the start of the week

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      I have 0 because I don’t listen to podcasts!

    • TatR!

      I had to cut down my To Listen queue because it just wan’t going to happen. I think there was like 300 hours of content in there

      • yea I’m looking to pair down I’ve dropped a couple and am just deleting eps from others if i’m not super interested

        • TatR!

          There’s a ton of stuff I want to listen to but… there’s also a ton of music to listen to and also some times where I maybe need to not have content pouring into my ears so, tough choices

    • ProjectBlue

      I’ve got a back log. Damn stooges growing up. Post-HS drop off, pre-horror/death/job was prime podcast time.

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    Where do you guys listen to podcasts anyway?

    • TatR!

      like where is our physical location?

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        Yeah. I have a present for you.

        • TatR!

          is it more podcasts

          • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

            Maybe. Is podcast a euphemism for good lovin’?

          • TatR!

            yep

          • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

            Then yes. More podcasts.

    • the “internet”

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        Gross.

        • not as gross as what we learned Mister does on the internet

          • TatR!

            mister_e_mahn.com

          • If I had any idea how to do such a thing I might register that domain.

          • TatR!

            I already did it, it just redirects to pornhub

          • I just clicked that to check… I take my mod job seriously

          • TatR!

            Peyton: yes I would like to be the mod who is in charge of checking porn to see if it’s porn please yes yes

          • I’ll allow it

          • Cool. That was my intent.

          • Oh sure. Just me.

          • I don’t think any of us realized there was such filth on the internet until you shared that horrid site

          • I ruin people. That’s what I do. Usually just women, but I guess this is an equal opportunity world.

    • From the podcasts app on my phone… or do you mean an actual physical location? I listen when I’m walking or in my car or on the subway. I’ve also learned that policy podcasts bore my daughter to sleep, so I listen when I put her down for her nap

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        I meant what apps do you use to listen to them? Podcast One, etc…

        • TatR!

          I use the Podcasts app that came with the Iphone

        • I just use the Iphone app

          • Have you updated to the new iOS? Does the updates podcast app annoy you? It annoys me. I may never use it again. But first I have to find a new app to use.

        • I use th iphone’s Podcast app. Although, with the changes in the new iOS, I’m thinking of getting a different app.

    • I listen, in the car, while working out, doing chores, morning when I work the evening… that kind of stuff

    • ProjectBlue

      If on phone, podcast addict, if on computer, Grover or something like that. Itunes started to get too retarded to use consistently just for podcasts

    • RudoWakening

      I only listen to Hardcore History

    • DAJackson7

      I just use the Google Play Music , but i only listen at the gym so i listen to one a day.

    • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

      The youtubes mostly

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    I really worded my last post terribly. Gonna get some breakfast.

  • TatR!

    Caterina Balivo. <3 Watch with me! https://www.firstonetv.net/Live/Italy/Rai-2–32

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      I have to disable my ad blocker to watch 🙁

    • No links to illegal streams!

  • ProjectBlue

    Friday before a 3 day….my I get through the day without getting anything thrown at me

  • RudoWakening

    Matt doesn’t care if Monday’s blue
    Tuesday’s grey and Wednesday too
    Thursday he don’t care about you

  • TatR!

    Monday – humiliation,
    Tuesday – suffocation,
    Wednesday – condescension,
    Thursday… is pathetic
    By Friday life has killed me,
    By Friday life has killed me.

  • Mikey

    What’s everyone doing this weekend?

    • TatR!

      Hello! Off to Camden in London, off to this great looking vegetarian restaurant and then off to see New Found Glory

    • ProjectBlue

      3 rounds of fafsa and yard work most likely

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      Going to the Texas State Fair!

      • DAJackson7

        If you don’t tell them your name, you don’t have to ask their age!

        • Diddly: Basic B****

          Oh I’m just going to eat fried beer and fried twinkies and fried whatever

          • DAJackson7

            I always went to the local fair to get drunk and pick up women…i did that till i was 35 sadly, but it was shooting fish in a barrel

    • closing out my week of bachelorhood eating and drinking before blanche gets home tomorrow evening

    • DAJackson7

      Today…watching baseball, tomorrow-changing out the circuit board on the oven and then my fathers 60th birthday party that night. Sunday-laundry and nap

    • 4 Thanksgivings with a side of photos with my extended family!

    • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

      Stuff

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      Replacing a garbage disposal. HOP ON THE PARTY TRAIN.

      • DAJackson7

        Geez, it seems you and I have the worst weekend

    • The Professor

      Long Beach half marathon

    • RudoWakening

      Watching baseball and playing video games

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    This is perhaps the worst sausage I have ever had.

  • alright gonna go run.. later boys

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    That breakfast was definitely disappointing.

  • Mikey

    Have a date tonight. Hopefully, it goes okay.

    • Woo!

    • DAJackson7

      Get her drunk!

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      Is it blind or do you know her?

      • If you set up a date through a dating site or app, does it count as a blind date? Not saying I know what Mikey’s situation is… the thought just came to me and I apparently have no filter any more…

        • Diddly: Basic B****

          Well in my experience, all but one of my online dates has been at least 20 pounds heavier than their pics indicate, so yes

        • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

          I have no idea how anything works. My wife was one of my best friends and I’ve known her for like 12 years.

        • TatR!

          Completely blind dates must not exist anymore. Even if you’ve never met someone and you’ve been setup you can look someone up online.

          • TatR!

            unless you’re actually blind

      • Mikey

        I met her out a week ago.

        • DAJackson7

          That’s how it started with my wife, i met her friend out and met my wife for the first time, a week later we went on a date and now i’m stuck with her. The lesson is just don’t go

    • I hope so too!

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      Remember to hustle, be loyal to her, and show respect

      • TatR!

        but be visible

    • TatR!

      that is so exciting. Good luck!

    • RudoWakening

      Good luck!!

      • Mikey

        Thanks bud!

  • Who triumphed at the baseball last night?

    • Houston and the land of Cleve began their marches to destiny

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        The Land of Cleve. I enjoy that.

        • I realize now it should have been Planet Houston and the Land of Cleve. I’ll do better next time.

          • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

            As long as you know that.

    • ProjectBlue

      It’s weird how far away from baseball I’ve gotten. Couldn’t name all the playoff teams at this point

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        Baseball is the best game.

        • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

          LIES

  • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

    The Cure were never my cup of tea. However, the song “Burn” from the Crow soundtrack is definitely the best song they’ve written

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      That makes my mascara drip, sir.

  • TatR!

    I loved the Cure as a teenager. I had Dinstegration on a loop. It’s basically perfect. I will probably never listen to them again. Too much raw teenage shit.

    • TatR!

      I don’t mean THEY are shit, just that it brings up shit. Time and place, The Cure. And it was back then.

    • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

      Back in my wife’s goth clubbing days, there was this club that had a Depeche Mode vs. The Cure night. I wish I had known that back then, she said it was an awesome night

    • I’ve only heard of them because of that South Park episode that had that dude in it

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    I’m glad my avatar has given much needed attention to The Cure today.

  • TatR!

    Plainsong is an incredible album opener, maybe the best ever. The thought of actually listening to it is unbearable though. Weird.

    • TatR!

      “I think it’s dark and it looks like it’s rain, you said
      And the wind is blowing like it’s the end of the world, you said
      And it’s so cold, it’s like the cold if you were dead
      And then you smiled for a second

      I think I’m old and I’m feeling pain, you said
      And it’s all running out like it’s the end of the world, you said
      And it’s so cold, it’s like the cold if you were dead
      And then you smiled for a second

      Sometimes you make me feel
      Like I’m living at the edge of the world”

      ugh i’m jumping down a well now and staying there

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    I still enjoy The Cure. I wouldn’t say I listen to them regularly. But every once in awhile a song comes on, and I still like it.

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    Apparently our company founder wrote a book, so we have to spend 90 minutes in a teleconference this afternoon listening to him talk about it and read samples from it

    *runs to the bathroom to shout swear words*

    • I assume everyone on the teleconference will be doing something else while he rambles.

      • ProjectBlue

        Elementary style and keep bumping people to read the next section. Half the place’d be fired by evening

      • Diddly: Basic B****

        His quarterly conference calls have to be seen to be believed. He tries so hard to be “cool” so he holds a beer the entire time and takes noisy sips every few minutes

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      I like that he’s paying everyone to listen to him read his book.

      • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

        That’s really the only reason why I like some of the meetings we have. That’s an hour/hour and a half of killng time listening to some gibberish

        • ProjectBlue

          Most of my staff meetings are just teachers fighting or sniping at each other. It was fun the first few times. It’s gotten old.

      • Diddly: Basic B****

        Maybe I’ll review it

        • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

          You should!

  • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

    Last night me and my wife watched Watch Mojo’s Top Ten Tom Petty Songs
    .
    Then we got sad 🙁

  • TatR!

    I think people sometimes think The Cure were all Friday I’m In Love and Boys Don’t Cry and it’s like no they were 9 minute songs of absolute anguish and despair

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      The really old Cure stuff is really, really good too.

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        Really, he said time and again.

        • TatR!

          Why don’t you tell us how you really feel!

      • RudoWakening

        ‘Faith’ and ‘Pornography’ are just wonderful but incredibly lugubrious

        • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

          Very lugubrious, indeed.

    • Oh. Anguish. that’s fun.

    • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

      Didn’t Robert SMith played for Siouxie and the Banshees for a bit?

      • RudoWakening

        He did

  • RudoWakening

    Matt misses the kiss of treachery
    The shameless kiss of vanity
    The soft and the black and the velvety

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      I do.

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    Mikey, you should talk about John Cena a lot on your date. And mention the Geekery! She’ll love that!

    • I heartily endorse the second part.

    • Mikey

      That’s actually the date. Watching me post on the Geekery while drinking Miller Lites on my couch.

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        You are a catch.

      • RudoWakening

        Somebody’s gettin’ dat ass tonight!

  • Reasonable Opinion Guy

    Never use chmod.

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      Chmod of course being Michael Jackson’s favorite word.

      • I was wondering what that was… Thanks!

        • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

          Chmod is also what I am when I am eating a lot of cheese.

          • Don’t ruin it.

          • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

            Too late.

          • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

            ¯_(ツ)_/¯

      • Reasonable Opinion Guy

        It’s more a Linux thing but I guess that works too

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      I always picture you typing in a button-down shirt and tie.

      • Reasonable Opinion Guy

        I’m actually wearing a t-shirt and shorts at work right now.

    • A’ight

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        He just wants you to know he knows and uses Linux.

        • I’ll take it over the latest on climate change.

          • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

            Alright, but don’t be surprised if a hurricane comes through Canada.

          • The east coast gets them the odd time. The last one in Toronto was in the 50s.

            Many dead!

          • RudoWakening

            SAD!

        • Reasonable Opinion Guy

          Also I updated my git repositories so my work thankfully is not affected!

  • TatR!

    I’ve seen so many characters die in GoT that having a major character brought BACK from the dead seems… idk cheating. I’m uncomfortable with it

    • It’s all a bit goofy

    • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

      I think once the shock went away everyone pretty much called it

    • ProjectBlue

      Read the books? A big character that came back they skipped on the show.

      • TatR!

        I read the first couple ages and ages ago but gave up and then forgot everything that happened

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    The things Elon Musk is doing and proposing are fascinating to read about.

    • DAJackson7

      Missouri just pleded a public partnership if they want to build one of the Hyperloops from Kansas City to St. Louis with just one stop in between in Columbia

  • Mikey

    What’s the best age of Comics? Bronze?

    • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

      That’s a big ol can o worms.

    • Yes.

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      I’d say 7-12 years old, then it just gets sad.

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        I know what he meant.

      • Definitely not as classy as makeup wearing scarecrow men. I’ll concede that.

        • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

          Well, as long as you concede that.

  • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

    I would really enjoy it if all of the teams with highest payrolls lost in the divisional series.

    • DAJackson7

      Ehhh, yes except i want to see the Nats beat the Cubs

      • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

        Boo nats!

    • I would like the opposite to happen

  • Ahem.

    Yo, all i need is one mic.

  • TatR!

    old man teaches bran life lessons from the past is one boring fucking plotline

    • Reasonable Opinion Guy

      That “old man ” happens to be the legendary Max Von Sydow.

      • TatR!

        I am familar with Max Von Sydow sir.

  • RudoWakening

    We missed you hissed the LoveMatts!

  • Reasonable Opinion Guy

    Has anyone tried here Cuphead?

  • Mikey

    Kristin Kreuk or Erica Durance.

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      Erica Durance by a mile.

    • No contest. Erica Durance. So much so that I wouldn’t even bother with the Tommy Dreamer “I’m hardcore, I’ll take em both” cuz I’d be perfectly happy with Erica Durance.

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        Kristen Kreuk has a nice face, but Durance has it everywhere else.

    • I’m unfamiliar with both names.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      Annette O’Toole.

    • Marv

      Sure.

  • RudoWakening

    So I grabbed the piano player and I punched him in the face

  • Matt….you should download Alice Cooper on WTF with Marc Maron. It’s great I could listen to Alice all day he has stories about everybody. He has a frank story…

    actually all of you should listen to that one

    • TatR!

      Wayne Campbell: So, do you come to Milwaukee often?
      Alice Cooper: Well, I’m a regular visitor here, but Milwaukee has certainly had its share of visitors. The French missionaries and explorers were coming here as early as the late 1600s to trade with the Native Americans.
      Pete: In fact, isn’t “Milwaukee” an Indian name?
      Alice Cooper: Yes, Pete, it is. Actually, it’s pronounced “mill-e-wah-que” which is Algonquin for “the good land.”
      Wayne Campbell: I was not aware of that.
      Alice Cooper: I think one of the most interesting aspects of Milwaukee is the fact that it’s the only major American city to have elected three socialist mayors.
      Wayne Campbell: Does this guy know how to party or what!
      Alice Cooper: …
      Wayne Campbell: Okay. Well, we better get going.

      • He seriously seems like the best guy it seems everyone he has come in contact with from old time hollywood through modern music loves him

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      No thanks.

      • what’s your problem with alice? like I don’t think you need to be a music super fan of his to enjoy this he just has stories for days.

        • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

          No, I mean more about podcasts.

  • Reasonable Opinion Guy

    So our government has just started it’s own version of D.A.R.E and it’s already fucking intolerable.

    • Marv

      That program rules without it I’d have never known I could get super high on permanent markers.

  • Mikey

    Erica Durance is joining the cast of SuperGirl.

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      Yeah, I may try that show now. I’ve only seen the pilot.

    • Oceanwalk

      And Tom Welling has joined the cast of Lucifer. What’s Kristin Kreuk up to these days?

  • Alice Cooper’s phone would ring at 2 in the morning, he’d pick up

    “Alice? it’s groucho…. I can’t sleep come over” and alice and groucho marx would watch tv at 3 in the morning with Groucho going… see that actress there…. Harpo and Chico both had her

    • TatR!

      I wonder how many actresses slept with all the Marx brothers

    • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

      Seeing as Chico and Harpo were practically twins, that scenario probably happened a lot.

    • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

      And for the record, I thought he was a woman and was trying to make her.

  • Marv

    Terry Crews is eating hot wings so I guess that’s what I’m doing this morning.

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      That sounds just like heaven.

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    The Fermi Paradox is an interesting one. Kind of makes me sad though. I want an Alien to live in my house and try to eat my cat and have catchphrases.

  • TatR!

    Anyone like Anthony Bourdain? We’ve been watching some of his old shows on Netflix. Food programming is the best

    • Love him. I’ve read 3 of his books and watched the entire first series that he did.

      Cooking was my career for about a decade so I’m really into his kitchen stories

      • TatR!

        We just watched one where he was in Italy, that was great. We fast forward the meaty bits

  • TatR!

    oh that’s a cool t-shirt peyton, nice

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    I hate being micromanaged

    • DAJackson7

      It is the worst….but now i have no management interference which is usually great, but sometimes bad. But mostly great, they asked me if i wanted to go home early since i’ve been swamped this week. I said no though because my wife works from home and i don’t want to sit around her. hahahaha

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    Looking at Oscar winners. Shakespeare In Love beating Saving Private Ryan is pretty laughable. But I know awards are completely fucking subjective, but still…seems kind of insane.

    • Miko363

      Crash winning in 2006 because the old fogeys on the committee were afraid of the LIBERAL AGENDA.

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        Crash was pretty good. I would never watch it again, and it wasn’t the best film of that year, but it was okay.

        • Miko363

          It was fine I guess beyond the ham-fisted “Racism is bad!” message, but both Brokeback, Good Night and Good Luck, and probably Munich were way better.

          • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

            I agree. All 3 of those were better.

  • Marv

    I don’t think I’ve ever watched a WB show.

    • Marv

      Or…made it through a WB show, I tried watching Arrow once.

      • DAJackson7

        Oh i thought you were talking about GIlmore Gils, Dawsons Creek, etc….you mean a CW show..

        • Marv

          Oh I watched Gilmore Girls once.

          I didn’t even know there was a difference between CW and WB lol

          • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

            CW is WB and UPN put together.

          • Marv

            I remember one of those channels let Brandy have a show for 10 years.

          • DAJackson7

            That is UPN who only stayed a float because of Smackdown

  • Reasonable Opinion Guy

    Hollywood’s collective silence on the Harvey Weinstein case is extremely telling.

    • Marv

      I can’t believe Tarantino hasn’t gone on every show to talk about it!

    • ProjectBlue

      I’m curious what Smith says on the next Hollywood Babbleon. Their relationship already strained, the wife seems a feminazi

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    Remember Birds of Prey on the WB?

    Yeah, neither do I.

    • You can watch it on the CW Seed app on your smart phone or tablet

    • I will go down to WU right now and wire you $40 (cdn) if you take down that avatar and never use it, or a similar one ever again.

      That’ll get you a pizza. A good one. Everyone likes pizza.

  • Mikey

    WB was a fun station to watch. The CW didn’t really do anything different from the WB until they started going super hero show heavy.

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      I liked the WB because I was a teenager when it started and it had a lot of shows with hot girls.

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    I remember when Buffy moved from the WB to UPN. What a terrible move.

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      “No, Buffy, no! That’s where they put the ‘Urban’ folk!”

    • Mikey

      I don’t remember that when it happened but what a random move. Why?

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        WB didn’t want to pay for the show anymore, so UPN stepped in and said they wanted it, so they gave them a 2 year deal. And that’s what they got. Season 6 and 7.

        • Mikey

          I was not a fan of those shows.

          • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

            Yeah, the last two seasons, especially 6, weren’t very good.

          • Mikey

            Sorry I meant seasons.

          • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

            I knew what you meant.

            I’d probably go:
            1. 2
            2. 5
            3. 3
            4. 4
            5. 7
            6. 1
            7. 6

            4 and 7 fluctuate.

          • Mikey

            I’d go 2, 3, 5, 1, 4, 7, 6

          • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

            Yeah, I think it’s pretty universal that 2, 3 and 5 are the best 3 seasons. What order changes depending on preferences.

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      We lost our UPN affiliate a few months into 2000 so our entire city had to pirate tapes of Smackdown, Star Trek and Buffy

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    Apollo 13 should have beat Braveheart too.

    • DAJackson7

      If only because Apollo 13 is close to accurate while Braveheart is not even close

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        That, and Apollo 13 is just better in every way.

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    I thought Tom Welling would be a bigger star after Smallville.

    But I also think the same was probably said for Christopher Reeve.

    Maybe it’s a Superman thing.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      Reeve was a big deal for a minute or so.

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        When he was actually superman, yes. But between then and the accident, he didn’t make a blip.

        • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

          Well, he made four Superman movies and three weren’t very good. That’ll kill any career. But between I and, say, III he was easily one of the top stars in the world.

        • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

          Given the fact he’s still revered as the best Superman and is still seen as the benchmark for superhero casting…he’s done good

        • The Silver Fox

          Other than the Superman movies, the only other Reeve movie I remember is that terrible remake of Village of the Damned.

          • DAJackson7

            How about the one were he has a coin, flips it, travels back in time and falls in love with Jane Seymour then finds the coin in jacket on his wedding day, looks at the date and wakes back up in the 1980’s?

          • The Silver Fox

            I haven’t seen Somewhere in Time since it was originally in theaters.

          • DAJackson7

            Yes! That’s it! And Jane Seymour is still hott

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            Agree.

  • Marv

    Getting rid of this tyrant and watching Vietnam all day I don’t even care

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      Gonna drop him off at Snotville?

      • Marv

        He hasn’t gone in like a week and a half they’re getting worried

        • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

          Mine is on a waiting list. She’s next up after some punk kid that came in first.

          • Marv

            It’s the best. I have no idea how your wife has survived this long without a place to take TI just to like…get the fuck away for a few hours lol

          • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

            Well, she’s insane now, so survive is an interesting word.

          • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

            My parents never had daycare, they just dropped me off at my grandmother’s when they wanted a break, then they were shocked when I bonded with her and not them. Well, what did you expect, I spend more time with her than I do with you bastards!

          • Marv

            My wife’s mom always offers but my joke is usually “Oh it’s fine I’ll just take him to daycare. I don’t want him spending all his time with you anyway, I’ve seen your work.”

    • Miko363

      How is it Marv? It’s lined up on my DVR I just need time to get started on it.

      • Marv

        Fucking unbelievably awesome. I’m about halfway into the fifth episode.

        • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

          My father-in-law hated it and claims he threw it in the garbage.

          • Marv

            …wait what, did he buy them all on bluray? lol

          • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

            He claims that he bought them on DVD, watched them all, and threw it in the trash.

          • Miko363

            That’s….not really a rational thing to do.

          • Marv

            …it’s only been available for like a week your father-in-law could really teach me something about binge watching

          • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

            He may have recorded them off PBS when they first aired.

          • Marv

            Yeah the last five episodes barely aired for the first time like a week ago. Seriously your FIL is amazing lol

          • Marv

            What I’m saying here is your FIL is fibbing haha

          • Miko363

            I bet he couldn’t get the DVD player to work but just doesn’t want to admit to that.

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    Here’s what I think happened with my Father-in-Law and the Vietnam Burns doc….

    He recorded them off PBS and onto a DVD (because he’s done that before), watched the first maybe 2 or 3 episodes, probably felt like it seemed leftist, or maybe even read a review on one of his right-wing websites saying it was leftist, and then decided not to watch the rest.

    • Marv

      Yeah there’s a lot of panic on the subreddits about how it doesn’t portray us as the Most Best Ever which…I mean I don’t even know how they were supposed to spin all that into something positive for our nation

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        I don’t get why he gets mad about that. We clearly shouldn’t have been in that war. Just because people say as such doesn’t mean we don’t appreciate how the troops worked. It’s not like we’re saying anything is the troops’ fault.

        I’ve never understood the defense by a lot of the veterans, other than I guess they don’t want to admit even now that they were involved in something completely avoidable.

        • Marv

          I get it for vets, it’s hard to come to grips with the idea that you watched a bunch of your friends die for a war that did nothing. So like…I get being into that level of denial considering what they went through.

          People that never went though I feel like they can just be honest.

          • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

            Yeah, I think that’s exactly it. Who wants to say to themselves that they killed people, and people they knew were killed for nothing?

          • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

            A lot of those guys grew up with the legend of WWII hanging over their heads, too. So not getting the parades and adulation and such that their dads and grandfathers got had to piss them off as well.

          • Marv

            Basically the first 10 years of Vietnam are all guys just like that, “My dad was a hero so war is awesome so yaaaaaay I get to go to a war!” Then they came and obviously the country didn’t really feel that way.

        • You should take a knee and say all of this to your FIL

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        People are mad because they feel America has spent too much time apologizing for all the awful shit we’ve done, pointing out that other countries never do that. There may be some truth in that, I don’t know.

  • Facts

    I should probably wake up now

    • Nah, you’re not missing much

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      SHOW ME, SHOW ME, SHOW ME HOW TO WAKE UP FACTS.

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    If you’re that defensive about your position on the war though, why even attempt to watch it? lol….just seemed like it was clear he was going to hate it.

    I mean, he hated the Civil War by Burns (because it told the truth, and he’s southern) and LOVED The War by Burns (because we were the good guys and completely in the right).

    So he should have seen where this was going based on his beliefs and previous experience watching Burns.

  • I sort of remember Christopher Reeve.

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      Yes, he was Superman.

      • Yeah, before my time. I’ve never seen those. I remember the accident though. He’s dead now, right?

        • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

          Yes. He died 13 years ago.

        • ProjectBlue

          I keep meaning to ask, you watched a bunch of Simpsons back in the day, right? So much of that was referencing other pop culture things it must be like a totally different show to you.

          • Yeah I watched that religiously for 8 or 10 seasons. I even knew the time and channel that it was on and made a point of watching.

            There probably are references I didn’t get, sure.

          • ProjectBlue

            Yeah, not judging, different strokes for different folks and good funny can stand on its own without what it was referencing, just would be wild to watch it coming in clean so to speak. Family Guy would be near unwatchable in that regard for how heavy, often, on the nose they use references as a crutch.

            At least something like the Scorpio episode works whether you ever watched a Bond flick or not. (not a bond person but You Only Move Twice is in my top 5 eps)

          • I’ve never seen a Bond movie, didn’t know it was a Bond takeoff, but yeah, I like that ep.

    • Diddly: Basic B****
      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        LOL….what

        • Marv

          Ooof I got two paragraphs in. That’s something (hey like Scott’s writing actually) that I’d have been into at 17 but at 37 just seems desperate and pathetic (hey like Scott’s writing actually)

          • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

            Yeah, just awful.

            Let’s say he’s in it completely for selfish reasons.

            Who the fuck cares?

          • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

            I guess this one guy, apparently.

          • Marv

            I didn’t get that far. He was saying Reeve was in it for selfish reasons? Like he…went to his job and got paid…for selfish reasons? Is that?

            You know what I don’t care I cannot fall into this, taking the boy I’ll be back in 20 lol

          • Dwayne

            Scott has gotten way better than when I first started reading his rants in the late 90s. If I read those for the first time today, I would have never liked him.

          • Marv

            I just mean the whole idea of “Look at how much I can hate this!!! Isn’t this entertaining?” Not really, not anymore at least. I grew up, my bad.

          • Dwayne

            Lol. I didn’t read that dude in the link but yeah that style isn’t for me either.

          • Most of his stuff now is way more disinterested than it is hateful, to me.

      • That’s an odd thing to have handy

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        I read that and feel dumber for it.

    • Dwayne

      Yeah he was Superman when I was a kid. Then he got paralyzed and eventually died.

  • The Silver Fox

    You’d think a film directed by John Carpenter and featuring Christopher Reeve, Mark Hamill, Linda Kozlowski and Kirstie Allie would be at least entertaining, but the 1995 version of Village of the Damned was really bad. Didn’t help that the original is one of my favorite sci-fi/horror movies.

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    I sorta wish I had a working copy of NBA Jam: Tournament Edition.

    • I used to play that at the pizza store beside my high school

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        It was a pretty solid game. I liked the original more but TE had it’s moments.

  • DAJackson7

    This drunk man is saving us from a space invasion!
    https://www.yahoo.com/news/time-traveling-drunk-man-says-155541478.html

  • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

    Apparently people under 30 have no idea what makes something a moon, a planet or a star.

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      Let’s round them up and sacrifice them to our god!!!

  • That Reeve article is dumb.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      “He didn’t care about paralysis before he became paralyzed!” No shit, that’s how it works with most human beings, we don’t think about shit until it hits home.

    • People champion causes that are personal to them. Ninety nine percent of the world isn’t actively concerning themselves with the plight of any particular cause until it effects them.

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    TI just had her first cheese and crackers combo.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      With a nice red wine?

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        Not yet.

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      Lunchable?

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        No, just sliced cheese and crackers, no lunchable packaging.

  • Facts

    Time for Firefly

  • ProjectBlue

    Curriculum bigwig asking for where documentation went she needs asap. ….as far as I can tell, she was the one that erased it based on google docs revision history ¯_(ツ)_/¯

  • My building and the streets around it are once again standing in for NYC. Yellow cabs, newspaper boxes, and NYPD abound

    • Marv

      There’s a funny video on Youtube about how Vancouver never ever gets to play Vancouver in a movie.

  • Bah brought the iPad to chill out at the coffee shop for awhile and the wifi is down. I’m pretty sure this is the worst thing that’s happened to anybody this week

  • Marv

    The Billy Joel Channel is coming back to Sirius in January, I am excite

  • Marv

    The Monopoly Man that protested the Equifax hearing is doing an AMA here is her/his (he/she is a nonbinary trans person, also I can’t believe explaining this is taking longer than the actual post I wanted to write) favorite moment from the tape:

    https://imgur.com/gallery/90mgN

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      nonbinary trans person?

      I try to be as open and liberal as possible, but what the fuck does that even mean? They aren’t made of 1’s and 0’s?!

      • Marv

        A trans person that somehow also doesn’t identify as male or female. I think. I think that’s what it means. I’m pretty sure. Who the fuck even knows?

        • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

          If they’re a person, they are at least one of the other.

          • Marv

            I like that opting out is an option now.

          • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

            I wish opting out of this planet was an option. I continue to watch what SpaceX is doing and when they will send people who have $25 and a coupon for 15% off oil changes at Jiffy Lube to Mars.

        • Brian_Bayless

          What pronouns should I use?

          • Marv

            Right?!

    • My god that is perfect

  • Yeah the Wi-Fi works ….I guess Vegas moves back to number 1

  • Mikey

    Just spent $40 for PSVue so I can watch the Indians game today.

    • DAJackson7

      Sweeeeeeeeet

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    By the way, I hate TGI Fridays.

    • Mikey

      Fridays or Applebees?

    • Dwayne

      I don’t have strong opinions of that place. Don’t remember the last time I went there to eat. I have drank there more than ate

      • Dwayne

        I do remember one that I used to drink at had guys selling coke in the men’s bathroom.

  • Marv
    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      Beautiful.

      • Marv

        Edna ordered a dress too. It’s happening. It’s happening at jello wrestling actually. Next weekend is going to be most ex.

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      Dayman!

      Fighter of the Nightman!

      • Marv

        We have a friend coming that is playing Nightman. Now we’re just trying to find a troll.

    • So pics are coming back around here for at least one day I see

      • Marv

        Nah. IG only, there will be heavy wife involvement lol

  • I have become super snob about the chain restraunt places like Applebee’s, Friday’s chilis ruby tuesdays…. no thanks you can get 10 times better food for the same price or a couple bucks more at local places

    • DAJackson7

      Or cheaper too.

      • Bonzia was super excited last night his new place was next to a chili’s I’m like…dude…. you deserve better than that

        • …I think it was bonzia……I was drinking

          • Marv

            I love Bonzai but…yeah that sounds totally in character lol

          • Where does he live?

          • Marv

            Oakland. Or he did anyway, I don’t know where he moved to

          • …..see I was going to give him a chance that maybe it was small town living where Olive Garden and Chili’s was a night on the town but……Oakland…..you can’t tell me there aren’t a dozen great places to eat with in a block or two

          • Marv

            They don’t have Apps though.

          • I don’t even want to be judgmental I want to help people. I used to live that way. I grew up in a Applebee’s O Charilie’s Texas Road House is a “fancy” dinning experience. I have learned we all deserve better and I want to help educate.

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      The only chain I like is Outback. And it’s only because of the bloomin’ onion. The rest can go to hell.

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    This avatar is pissing me off. Now I have to find another Friday related avatar.

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    There we go.

  • Mikey

    I’m honestly surprised Fridays are still around. I really don’t mind them though.

  • Miko363

    I’ve come around on chains again because they’re generally loud, i.e. more kid-friendly. For us it’s either Chili’s or the 99 (New England based chain).

    Friday’s and Applebee’s are fucking terrible.

    • Brian_Bayless

      99’s is awful now.

      • Miko363

        We’ve had good experiences at the one by us, fortunately. I don’t drink much there, though.

  • Marv

    The only chain I really like is Denny’s, I appreciate that they don’t pretend to be awesome like Friday’s or Applebee’s. They’re just like, “Yeah you’re drunk and want eggs, come eat our eggs asshole.”

  • Dwayne

    I don’t really know the difference or what makes Friday’s, Applebee’s or Chili’s good or not good. I just go to those places for happy hour. If I get food, It won’t be more than a burger or some appetizer that’s hard to fuck up.

    • Marv

      Same here. Like…none of those places seem to make better or worse moz sticks so they’re all basically the same to me

      • Dwayne

        Exactly. I’m not sure where people are getting such strong opinions on these places from. Maybe they go there thinking they will get some fancy dining experience? lol

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        They are all gross and they microwave a lot. And then charged you $12 for it. It’s disgusting.

    • Miko363

      Chili’s chips and salsa are the tits. That’s the difference.

      • Dwayne

        I like chips and salsa.

      • Brian_Bayless

        Damn straight. Their fajitas are solid too.

  • Brian_Bayless

    I blew out a tire driving home last night from work. Now, I have to bring it in for an oil change and at least a tire rotation if not a realignment. And my wife needs brakes.

    Plus, this Saturday and Sunday are these child birthing classes. Joy!

    • Marv

      Your best bet is getting the next flight to Mexico and changing your name to Briañ before this all gets out of control

      • Brian_Bayless

        Fucking road construction. Wasnt a pothole but something I hit that took out a chunk of my tire. I had to drive a half-mile to a gas station so I could change it there because I didnt feel like getting killed changing a tire on an on ramp

        • Marv

          Ah at least you changed the tire yourself I always knew you were good people.

          • Brian_Bayless

            Yeah, not waiting like an asshole after midnight when I can do it myself and get the fuck home.

  • Marv

    There’s a western chain called Shari’s that is the best. It’s like Denny’s but slightly higher tier and they make their own pies and they’re all made of sex. You can buy a whole pie when you pay it’s like something out of my grandparents world I love it.

    • Brian_Bayless

      We have Bickford’s here.

    • Yeah there certainly are chains that do it right. It’s normally small home grown chains that expand out into a handful of cities.

  • Miko363

    Never, ever, ever get a mixed drink at Friday’s. My sister worked there years back and brought the drink recipe book home to memorize. Even the Long Island Iced Tea only has 1.5 shots of alcohol in it. You might as well stay home and eat sugar cubes.

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      The whole concept of chain restaurants is criminal.

      • Whoa ho ho…. except when it comes to pizza…. and a humble retired athlete of some note becomes a simple small business owner

      • Miko363

        Chili’s seems to be, or at least used to be, a bit less stringent about that. Like they’d kinda sorta measure, but still put a little extra tequila in the margaritas.

        • Brian_Bayless

          They also have normal vodka there too.

    • I was at a Joe’s Crab Shack once and the guy was arguing about how weak his drink was and that he would pay for more booze in it but they were like…that’s all we can do. I got the guy’s point and understood but at the same time he was coming off sounding like a complete alcoholic

      • Miko363

        Yep…don’t go to a chain and expect a stiff drink unless you know the bartender. Go to a local joint if you want to get hooked up.

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    I don’t like to pay $40 for me, my wife and my kid to eat microwaved fried foods that taste like nothing. Maybe that’s just me.

    • Dwayne

      I don’t think I ever have.

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        Good.

      • Marv

        I never take my kid to happy hour I don’t even understand this premise.

        • Dwayne

          Lol right

        • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

          Not what I said, but okay.

          • Marv

            We were saying down there the only reason to go to any of these restaraunts is for their happy hour, not the food.

    • Chains suck

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    I don’t care for this avatar either.

  • Reasonable Opinion Guy

    I feel thoroughly ripped off by movie theatre prices these days.

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    Let’s try this.

  • All the women coming in and out of this place are either really hot…..or Blanche really needs to come home.

    • Marv

      Yeah I’m guessing the second thing lol

      • Yeah my situation was not helped by the video she sent me last night of her ….we will say seductively enjoying drinking wine straight from the bottle

        • Marv

          Edna and I figured how sexting when she went to Africa. We’re like young now and stuff.

          • I imagine that would be happening if she wasn’t sharing a room with her mom. Or that I hadn’t still been at work when she went to bed most of this week

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    This is weird too.

  • I’m at the butcher’s watching them take apart a whole lamb with a hacksaw

    • Marv

      Someday you’ll have to tell us how you got a phone back to 1890.

      • Butchers are not at all uncommon in 2017

        • DAJackson7

          We go and get our meat and chicken etc from a small town butcher every saturday. It’s cheaper than the grocery store and way better

      • He’s going to the cobbler to get his shoes fixed next

  • Dwayne

    Once cool thing about being by where Comic con is happening is that you catch some hot cosplaying chicks walking around. Like one had a trench coat on and that 5th Element outfit under it. You know the one.

    • Dwayne

      But also, some are in outfits that they have no business in. Like chubby Supergirl isn’t hot.

    • Mikey

      AS long as their hot tho.

      • Dwayne

        Read my next comment. Lol

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    I go to Applebees every Sunday night because my buddy is the bartender and “forgets” to charge me for every other beer. Usually I don’t eat, if I do I get an appetizer since you know you’re getting junk food

    • Dwayne

      There is one in my area that has good happy hour deals. And yeah you can get hooked up by the right bartender

      • Diddly: Basic B****

        Mine is doing $1 margaritas now. Apparently they went through 38 large bottles of tequila on the first night and had to postpone until they got more

        • Miko363

          That sounds like a horrible idea.

    • Devin Harris

      I think that’s everywhere. Trying to get those cheap millenials

      • Devin Harris

        Meant to reply about the 1 dollar margaritas

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    This is more comfortable.

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      …..

      What’s that say about me?

  • Marv

    I want like 25 moz sticks for lunch. I am a grown fucking man so I can do that and no one can tell me no*

    *when they’re at work

    • DAJackson7

      Has the sickness left your house yet?

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        I think I just found out why he gets sick.

      • Marv

        Everyone is so much better. I took the boy to daycare today just to get him out of here for awhile and let him see some people that isn’t me lol

  • Reasonable Opinion Guy

    I visit this coffee shop every morning where the barista occasionally slips in a free slice of cake or pie.

    • Devin Harris

      I think he likes you

      • Reasonable Opinion Guy

        It’s a she funnily enough. One of the first friends I made when I moved here.

    • Dwayne

      Do you smile or do you keep that same expression?

      • Marv

        “Here’s your coffee, and I hooked you up with a slice of lemon meringue bro, no worries.”
        “Hey thanks. Did you hear about the genocide in Shitistan?”

        • Dwayne

          I can clearly picture this.

        • I was going to ask if the piece of pie is slide in front of him when ever he starts with..so..hear what Trump said last ::pie:: oh…thank you

        • Mikey

          Oh damn I just cracked up while on the phone with a Client.

        • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

          lmao!

  • I’m honestly in a bit of a oh no I only have like 3 more meals before she gets back and..I get back on the diet…by Monday at least. What do I eat what do I eat??!?

    It is not helped by it being first Friday today AND their is a fountain square music fest so this area will be a disaster …the main strip has a giant stage in the middle of it so I’ll probably avoid down here.

    • Marv

      Your wife is coming home after a week and you’re counting down to when you have to go back on your diet…

      You and I count down to a wife return very very very differently.

      • I can count more than one thing at a time

        • Marv

          Well that’s not fun to joke about though.

      • Dwayne

        haha. Yup. That is not a thought I would have when my wife is coming back home after a while.

        • Marv

          At some point we need to find something we disagree on.

          • Dwayne

            Ok.

            Dammit!

        • It’s not even that she would be No YOU CANT HAVE THAT…. this is just what I do. She leaves and I go on food vacation

  • Brian_Bayless

    I’m down the conservative YouTube rabbit hole. My christ what a group of assholes.

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      Why are you doing that to yourself?

      • Brian_Bayless

        Its entertaining in a way but its really not. Guys like Steven Crowder, Gavin McInnes, Ben Shapiro, Alonzo Rachel, etc.

        • Marv

          I don’t mind those guys so much when they’re just babbling their dumb opinions. When they start addressing famous people like anyone is listening is when it gets super laughable to me. Like that Crowder clip you showed me “Hey John Oliver! Here’s what I have to say!” it’s like…dude John Oliver isn’t listening to you and your bitchin 45k views.

          • Brian_Bayless

            Steven Crowder has more pent up homosexuality than anyone I’ve ever seen in my life.

          • Marv

            Oh that can’t be true, you’ve seen Biff’s posts

          • Brian_Bayless

            Don’t borrow his computer.

    • Marv

      I got super scared I watched some of that Ben Shapiro guy and there was at least two or three times where I was like “well this guy is a dink but on this ONE thing…hmm…”

    • Reasonable Opinion Guy

      I watched 2 minutes of a Stefan Molyneux video and I already got serious mass shooter vibes from the guy.

  • So a few days ago I was talking about Alex Jones and all his products and I had looked it up to get names right and such….now when I go to websites his BS products are the ads that keep popping up for me. I just keep thinking…oh no…what have I done…

    • Marv

      I know right, you went on the internet without an adblocker wtf

      • DAJackson7

        Louise “i got this ad blocker, but i think they want money, should i give them a ten dollar tip?”
        Ummmmmmmmm

    • TatR!

      just buy the damn infowars dick pills

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      Fool!

  • Got my turkey. Had them debone it so that it sits flat on the smoker.

  • Marv

    What is your favorite Beatles song and why is it A Day In The Life

    • Because it’s just a prefect song… he’ll just ask Paul he tried to recreate it by taking pieces of songs and smashing them together for the next 20 years.

    • Miko363

      I’m not sure what my favorite Beatles song is…probably because they haven’t written it yet.

      • Marv

        I get it, you’re waiting for the reunion in heaven. That’s really sweet.

        • Miko363

          Sorry Marv I just hate the Beatles so much.

          • Marv

            Everyone say goodbye to Miko.

          • Miko363

            *Does the HHH Walk of Respect where I expect a big ovation as I head to the back but everyone shits all over it instead.*

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      I really like “Run For Your Life”. Your song is really good too.

    • I like too many to pick a fave and they are all 10x better in the context of their albums anyhow

    • The Silver Fox

      In My Life

      • Marv

        I’m putting that on next.

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      Norwegian Wood.

  • My favorite underrated Beatle song is You Better Run….because smack dab in the middle of Beatlemania John some how got a song out there about if he catches his girl cheating on him he is going to murder her…….that ….is….amazing!

  • TatR!

    we’re eating here tomorrow night, looks sweet as fuck: http://www.mildreds.co.uk/camden/

    • Marv

      So I guess Camden in England is a lot different than Camden in America

      • TatR!

        Knowing nothing about Camden USA I’ll guess yes. Here it’s expensive gentrified hipster area

        • Marv

          Oh it’s pretty similar then.

        • Brian_Bayless

          You can leave your car unlocked in Camden, NJ and not worry about a thing

          • TatR!

            aww that sounds nice

    • Looks good

  • Brian_Bayless

    Steven Crowder and Amy Schumer from years ago about sex before marriage. Crowder has the most punchable face on the planet.

    • Marv

      I want to click on that really bad but I know it will spin me into the same hell you’re in and I’m over here listening to Beatles instead

    • TatR!

      God Red Eye was fucking terrible. All the O+A crew used to go on there but it was just such shit every clip I saw

      • Marv

        That’s how you know it was shit honestly, they were down to picking up the bottom dregs of radio personalities for their television show

        • TatR!

          fair point

        • Brian_Bayless

          You mean Greg Gutfeld doesn’t host quality programming?

  • Ok going to head home before the base ball starts….probably listen to you better run…be back in a few.

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    The defendant in this Judge Mathis episode has like, weird Oswald Cobblepot hands.

  • Brian_Bayless

    I’m going to Dominic’s for lunch.

    • DAJackson7

      I read that as Dominos and thought their new restaurants had brought you in

      • Brian_Bayless

        I’m a sucker for a remodeling job

  • DAJackson7

    I suppose i will flip between the baseball and US-Panama tonight to see if we really are trying to set soccer back 30 years

    • TatR!

      ooh the panama canal derby

  • TatR!

    Listening to Manson’s The Pale Emperor from 2015 before checking out the new record. This really was an underrated album. Very dark very broody, great atmosphere. No singles or anything but probably his best work since 2000

    • Miko363

      The Onion’s “Marilyn Manson Going Door to Door Trying to Shock People” is still pretty much my all time favorite Onion article.

      • TatR!

        He definitely went through a weird adjustment phase. His mid 00s albums where he’s trying to shock but nobody gives a shit are frankly embarrassing (particular nadir: Pretty As A Swastika). Then he got a bit more serious. Not sure what the new ones gonna be like

  • DAJackson7

    OMG AOL Instant Messenger will finally die in December

    • Marv

      Whatever I use ICQ anyway

      • TatR!

        I Seek You. fucking creepy name

    • TatR!

      i wonder if my old AOL IM friends are still on there waiting for me to return like Frys dog in Futurama

    • oh man… that was a very important part of my flirting with girls development

    • TatR!

      fuck I just realised I could’ve used this to privately bitch to people about others in THIS THREAD this whole time

    • ProjectBlue

      Aw

    • Huh. I used that. I’m really surprised to hear that it’s still going presently.

      What about ICQ?

  • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

    I never get tired of Gilbert calling people fools on Hollywood squares.

  • Facts

    This crunchy peanut butter is crunchy.

  • Brian_Bayless

    They have a new, attractive woman that works at Domenic’s.

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      Give her my Snapchat

      • Brian_Bayless

        “Hey girl, do you like beer, legos, and Texas A&M football?”

        • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

          “Wanna know how I got the name ‘Diddly’?”

  • TatR!

    Soulseek still exists. I only found that out recently.

  • Marv

    Watching the Tet Offensive episode. There is too much madness to even describe. They attack like 36 cities and 20 Army bases all at the same time in the middle of the night.

  • DAJackson7

    Time for baseball!

    • DAJackson7

      Why is the dome closed? It’s not raining down there or anything

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    1. Revolver
    2. Rubber Soul
    3. Sgt. Pepper
    4. Abbey Road
    5. The Beatles (White Album)
    6. Help!
    7. Beatles For Sale
    8. A Hard Days Night
    9. Let It Be
    10. Magical Mystery Tour

  • Marv

    Ooooooh jesus fucking christ they have execution to the head guy (that famous photo) on film and in color including the blood just pouring out of his head jesus

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    1. Exile on Main Street
    2. Let It Bleed
    3. Beggar’s Banquet
    4. Sticky Fingers
    5. Their Satanic Majesties Request
    6. Between The Buttons
    7. Goats Head Soup
    8. Tattoo You
    9. Some Girls
    10. Out of Our Heads

    • These aren’t even Beatle albums….you are drunk

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        No, you!

        • not yet…

          • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

            Me too!

            I have it set for 9:45 EST.

          • oh… I shant be waiting THAT long but don’t want to be a complete disaster

          • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

            I haven’t had bourbon in 3 days just to prove to my wife that I’m not an alcoholic.

            ….I can’t wait!

  • Devin Harris

    I want to nap but there are weights to lift and logs to peel

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      Sounds like something Paul Bunyan would say.

      • Devin Harris

        He was a great man

        • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

          Smaller than you, but a great man!

        • Marv

          Kinda small though

        • DAJackson7

          Was he? Cause let’s think about this….there were no other giants, much less giant women so his companionship opportunities were small..he gets lonely and what is the only thing around to satisfy a man of that size? An ox…….

          • Devin Harris

            Uhh……let me think on that

    • Dwayne

      I figure you will feel like napping more after all that.

      • Devin Harris

        I haven’t slept much and it’s catching up to me

    • Every time you talk about peeling logs it takes me a couple of seconds to remember you’re not talking about shitting.

  • I get my shoes repaired at a shoe repair store in the underground here right below the building. I guess technically that makes him a cobbler, but he doesn’t call himself as such.

    • Dwayne

      My favorite cobbler is peach

    • Marv

      Shoes repaired? Like…what do you mean repaired? From what?

      • Like to have a new heel put on.

        • Marv

          Why would you want heels on your shoes

          • Dress shoes all have heels.

          • Marv

            I’ve owned lots of dress shoes and I guess they did have heels. I never ever had one fall off though I didn’t even know that was possible.

      • Brian_Bayless

        When he uses his cotton gin?

    • WHO CALLED IT… WHO SAID HE WAS GOING TO A COBBLER AFTER THE BUTCHER!!!!
      I…. should.. not be this excited

    • Devin Harris

      Cobbler? Underground? Out of curiosity what year is on your calendar?

  • So what does Mister do next go to a blacksmith or send some telegrams from the Western Union office?

    • Butchers are very common. They aren’t an old fashioned thing.

      Shoe repair as well. There is literally a shoe repair place in every retail area underground. Some subway stops have them too.

      People use these services. It isn’t rare.

      • Dwayne

        I agree with you. I don’t use these things but I see plenty of places to get your shoes shined or repaired. Many of them are indeed in subways.

  • TatR!

    my shoe process: my shitty cheap shoes are busted, shoes go in garbage, amazon sends me new exact same shoes

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    Now I have that Paul Bunyan song from the old disney cartoon in my head.

  • Dwayne

    I buy new shoes when the pair I have are no longer wearable.

    • Usually I do too, to be honest. I did have one nice pair that I got fixed one time though.

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      You’re wasteful!

  • The Sox certainly do not like them apples

    • DAJackson7

      Damn Fox Sports Go is lagging, it was a good minute between you typing that and the home run

      • I’ll keep that in mind

        • DAJackson7

          Is that giant grass wall just something they put up after they took the hill out?

  • Devin Harris

    On third episode of Family Ties. I bet Michael J smashed Christine Bateman

    • Mikey

      She was pretty hot back in the day

      • Devin Harris

        Yeah she was

  • Marv, for further research may I point you to one of the top 10 shoe repair places in Seattle:

    https://www.yelp.com/search?cflt=shoerepair&find_loc=Seattle%2C+WA

    • Marv

      Please notice all the pictures for these stores feature womens shoes lol

      • Not Angel’s. And yeah, women probably use the service more often, but I assure you that if you go in to one of these places you will see a line of men’s shoes awaiting service as well.

        • Marv

          Angels looks like a womans shoe to me too.

          • Pretty sure that those are men’s. And the reviews are from men.

            Shruggy guy.

          • Marv

            Every review is from a chick until number eight. I am so confused right now.

  • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

    I think I’ll leave work in roughly 30 min.

  • Marv

    I seriously had no idea a heel could break off a shoe I’m looking at one of my shoes right now and it’s all one piece I don’t understand what’s happening right now

    • Dwayne

      Heels get worn down if you walk on them a lot. I haven’t seen one come off all the way.

      • Marv

        Just get new shoes right? My sneakers wear down too.

        • Dwayne

          That’s what I do.

        • For me it was boots I spent over 100 on and they were still in great shape other than holes in the heel of the sole. and it was like 20 something to fix it. I do not get sneakers or chucks repaired

    • full confession.. I did have new soles put on a pair of boots.

    • Men’s heels usually just wear down. Women’s break.

      They can get stains out and stuff too, and do leather repairs.

      • DAJackson7

        Now i want to see if they can fix a nick i have in the toe of one of my boots.

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      Things can rip the sole off. A pallette jack fucked up my shoe once. I had to get the cobbler to glue it back on. It was a mediocre job but it got my shoes through the winter
      R…

      That R is a bonus typo. Take it home with ya.

    • You’ve never seen a tv show or a movie where that was used as a plot device?

      • Marv

        For a woman, sure.

        • Oh… men’s shoes lose their heels?

          Wait… what?

          • Marv

            I guess I was confused and it’s rare, initially I thought it was a thing that apparently happened all the time

  • Marv

    Here’s a brief snippet to explain one of the people that uses these stores, they’re from 1890 too: “I am heading off on a bucket-list trip in a week – a cattle drive with 20 girlfriends.”

    • I don’t own cowboy boots, but I imagine that a good pair would be expensive and you would likely repair them if they became worn.

      • Dwayne

        Sounds like a good reason not to own them.

        • There are lots of things that I don’t own that I still recognize as a thing that other people do own and would need to take care of.

          • Dwayne

            Interesting

      • DAJackson7

        This is correct, but they do last forever

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    I’ve never used a cobbler.

    I’ve eaten cobbler. Peach is good with some vanilla bean ice cream, omg.

  • I have, on occasion, employed the services of a tailor as well.

    • DAJackson7

      If you have used a Horologist…………………

    • Do you have a milk man?

  • Marv

    I’m reading these reviews and apparently people get very attached to their shoes.

    • I’m glad that I could open your eyes to world of shoe repair.

      • Marv

        Yeah I’m seeing lots of people that refer to their shoes by the brand name like “So I took my favorite Johnston&Murphy’s in” and it’s definitely not douchey at all lol

        • DAJackson7

          No one fucking knows what they are talking about, no one cares about shoes that’s for sure

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      Quite. I think that’s how you end up one of those people with 1000 pairs of Air Jordans

    • DAJackson7

      Like i love my boots, but if i had to buy a new pair, fuck it, it’s just a new pair. But i also only own 1 pair of boots, one pair of sneakers, one pair of sandals, and one pair of work boots

      • I generally just wear fairly cheap shoes and replace them when they wear out myself, but if you spend a few hundred dollars on a pair of shoes you would probably be willing to spend 30 bucks to fix them rather than buy a new pair.

        • Marv

          I see it for fixing and stuff, the wearing down I don’t really get because by the point they’re probably old enough to warrant a replacement anyway.

          These particular people doing the reviews on this page though, wow what a bunch of douches lol

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    Shit..this reminds me that it’s almost time to break out my Doc Martens

  • My shoe repair guy also replaced a couple of buttons for me on a nice leather coat that I have.

    • The cobbler is also a buttonist… wow

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        Tailor.

        • you aren’t a taylor just because you sow a button on

          • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

            refresh. Tailor.

          • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

            Sure, why not. Who says? The national registry of Tailors?

          • I just liked buttonist

          • buttonista

          • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

            That’s not a word though. Or an occupation.

      • The button maker is a trade that has largely disappeared to time I feel.

    • So did he provide the buttons or did you go to a haberdashery to pick up the buttons first?

      • He had a narrow selection of buttons, and recommended a few places that had a larger array if I was interested in purchasing them elsewhere and bringing them to him.

        I just went with his buttons.

  • Dwayne

    I would go to my mom to this day if I needed a button replaced or something stitched up. She’s good with that stuff.

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      My wife is great at it. I don’t do anything. I’m like a lump of shit who mows the grass every other week.

      • Dwayne

        My wife is good with other stuff but she never learned those skills.

      • Marv

        Self-Hating Matt is so much more fun than Starving Matt btw

        • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

          I’m just saying, she is great at things that will keep you clothed, fed, and alive.

          I can bring pizza home.

          • Marv

            Edna skipped half of home ec she can do anything with a needle and thread but can’t cook for sheeeeeeeit

          • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

            Oh man, my wife is like a gourmet chef. The only one who rivals her is her own mother.

  • And for further information in any area, you can consult with the Society of Master Shoe Repairers.

    http://www.somsr.com/

    • Brian_Bayless

      How’s the local blacksmith?

      • Now that’s just silly. There are only 2 blacksmiths in the entire city and one is at the pioneer village.

      • DAJackson7

        My best friend’s dad is an actual farrier……..that’s how he makes his living

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    I can’t believe 11 teams skipped over Deshaun Watson.

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      Just because of some “experts”.

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    I WEAR MY K-SWISS

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      When you posted that thing about Chris Reeve, did you agree with the guy and that’s why you posted it? Or was it just something ridiculous you decided to post?

      • Diddly: Basic B****

        I posted it as an article for Mahn to read so he would know who Christopher Reeve was. I don’t care if Reeve was an asshole or not.

        Maddox is pretty cringey though. He was one of the first Internet trolls but his work has not aged well

        • Marv

          I checked out in the first two sentences when he called all the Superman movies coma inducing.

        • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

          I mean, it really wasn’t a good description of who Christopher Reeve was either though. And there wasn’t anything in it that proved he was in fact an asshole.

        • just read it… what a douche… Reeve’s an asshole because he didn’t start a foundation for paralyzed people before he became paralyzed

          • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

            Yeah, I guess I don’t get it. People start charities based on their personal experiences all the time.

          • you got it covered with the cancer though

        • Brian_Bayless

          No wonder Caliber loved him

  • Marv

    There are three blacksmiths in Seattle I need to move

    • Brian_Bayless

      A three blacksmith city? Wow.

    • Dwayne

      Tyrone Smith is my cousin

      • Marv

        I’m crying a little bit lol

  • If you want to call Christopher Reeve an asshole why don’t you use.. he made Superman 4 the quest for peace as evidence

  • Brian_Bayless

    Happy Friday, here’s some Robby Roadsteamer

    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2bg4tm

  • Also never knew Maddox was still a thing

  • Marv

    It’s interesting watching Fallon fall so far behind in this new climate. Talk about a guy that was totally unprepared to pivot with the times.

    • :::boyish giggle:: don’t you guys want to hear me sing a song ::giggle nervously:: we are using children instruments ….why don’t you want to hear purple rain on a xylophone anymore???

      • Marv

        He had all the female writers on his staff come out and do personal thank you notes to Hillary Clinton loooool it’s as awful as it sounds

        • From what I’ve seen Kimmel isn’t doing much better. Forgetting he has an entertainment show and is just spewing political stuff out like a guy who crammed for 20 minutes before an oral exam and is try to get it all out before he forgets it

          • Marv

            That stuff is getting ratings though apparently, or at least a ton of news coverage

          • yeah I wondered if it is just making the round or people are actually watching

          • Marv

            His ratings have gone up lately, as have Colberts but Fallon is still in the lead but not my much.

            Those shows get like .5’s and .6’s I don’t know how that translates to broadcast from cable and all that but jeez…no wonder USA blows Vince

          • Comdukakis

            and yet they make the networks more money due to the premium advertising as opposed to what WWE gets.

          • Brian_Bayless

            Fallon is good if you like a guy to sing Game of Thrones song parodies while impersonating Mick Jagger. Otherwise, he’s toothless.

          • A toothless Tonight Show host is probably what NBC wants

          • Comdukakis

            yep. it’s what Leno was. when the dancing Itos are what pushed you passed the brilliance that is Letterman….that’s America for ya

          • Brian_Bayless

            Its why they loved Leno

          • I was gonna say, they chose Leno over both Letterman and Conan. If they wanted bite, the Chin wouldn’t have reigned so long.

          • Comdukakis

            I despise the guy. shitty SNL cast member. ooooh look at Jimmy break up in yet another sketch.

          • Brian_Bayless

            Still more talented than Horatio Sanz.

          • All of this last year has saved Colbert. he was dying on the vine the first year or so

          • Comdukakis

            I think Trump leads many in the public eye to feel they simply can’t remain silent with his presidency.

          • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

            Sounds to me like he’s got one cause and he’s mentioned it on his show 3 times totally 30 minutes in the last 3 months.

            So…yeah….you’re being just a little exaggerative.

          • Comdukakis

            he is, but kimmel added gun control to health care this week

          • I’ll admit I don’t watch regularly so you might be right but that is the only time I hear about him. I’m not begrudging him for wanting to try and do good in the world with his platform just compared tot he Oliver’s and Colberts he comes off like a kid put on his dad’s suit and playing grown up. From the segments I’ve seen anyway

          • Marv

            I think it’s smart. He can’t outwitty those guys so he goes for the “I have a fucking heart” angle and it seems to be working pretty well.

          • ::shrug:: maybe I’m alone on this

          • Comdukakis

            I just don’t have an issue with people expressing political opinions. Being famous doesn’t take away your right to care about stuff

          • I didn’t say that. my take was from watching the segments I was not entertained..where an Oliver or Colbert would make it entertaining

          • Comdukakis

            fair enough. I don’t watch any of them except Oliver on occasion so my take on their actual skill is limited

          • Marv

            Dad crying about his sick kid on air is probably going to work for some better than others. I bought into Kimmel instantly after that.

            And I kind of love that the trampoline tits guy from The Man Show is now America’s conscience lol

          • fair enough and I read about but didn’t watch that first one he did so.. maybe that would change it

          • What I like about it is he’s not pretending he’s something he isn’t. He says up front, “I know nothing about politics, but…” and is addressing a situation that affected him.

          • Oh I thought Kimmel getting political was a ballsy thing. He found something that bothered him and used the platform he had to preach. Everyone went nuts with it and he got more coverage than he has in a long time.

          • Again as I said to matt I’m not going after his intent…just the execution of it

          • The execution and the intent go hand in hand here.

  • DAJackson7

    Girl on my fb just now “Awee I still remember the day I found out I was going to be an aunt or uncle ”
    Ummm…..that’s not how that works

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      Translation: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE PUT A BABY IN ME

      • DAJackson7

        She’s not ugly, you should

        • Diddly: Basic B****

          Ok

      • Marv

        Or: “Yeah your kid is cute but DON’T FORGET ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

    • Dwayne

      She was going to be either or? Is she transitioning?

  • My wife’s new iPhone is here. We’re a modern family

  • Facts

    Im in love with this show. Damn you Joss Whedon.

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      It’s a good one.

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    Sometimes I get tired of the bit where we exaggerate subjects and pigeonhole things into one tiny box. It gets old every once in awhile.

    • It does happen a litttle too often for my tastes

    • Comdukakis

      my bad

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        You do do it a lot.

        • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

          do do. heh

        • Comdukakis

          sorry you don’t care for it.

          • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

            I don’t.

          • Comdukakis

            I’ll cry myself to sleep tonight over that

          • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

            You do that.

    • Is this me about Kimmel?

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        It’s about a lot.

    • Dwayne

      I’m more tired of the the generalizing that goes on here. Everyone here does it all the time.

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        You said it, guy!

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        Hey, let’s all upvote that! It was witty because it makes me feel better and distracted from what Matt just said!

      • Comdukakis

        see to me that’s bullshit. We all know that there are exceptions to every rule, each person is an individual not a label. But that doesn’t preclude being able to talk about actual data that shows how certain groups are. it doesn’t preclude observations.

        Maybe we should invent a word like “gipple” that we can say at the beginning of a post that stands for “We all know that there are exceptions to every rule, each person is an individual not a label” Save time

        • Dwayne

          Are you purposely responding to me in a serious manner?

          • Marv

            *claps wildly*

          • Comdukakis

            yes because I missed your joke and was busy being told how awful I am by Matt at the same time

  • The Silver Fox

    Best thing about the homecoming football game is it’s an early dismissal day for the pep rally.

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      They did all of our pep rallies in the morning because they knew people would ditch

  • Mikey

    Gal Gadot hosts SNL tomorrow.

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      @Peyton_Drinkin:disqus

    • Marv

      Holy fuck she *has* to play Melania

  • Brian_Bayless

    Here is some more grunting, conservative comedy:

    “So, I saw on the news a person drove a truck into a crowd and killed people. Where are all the libturds out asking for truck control *HAR HAR HAR* Yeah, spend my tax dollars *GRRRRR* to give illegals trucks and kill hard-working Americans that stand for the flag *GRRRRRRRRRRRR ARRRRRRRRR GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (also makes gun motions with both hands)*

  • The Silver Fox

    Favorite 60’s British groups:
    The Rolling Stones
    The Who
    The Beatles
    The Kinks
    The Animals
    The Zombies

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      Good list.

  • Marv

    Seems like everyone is in the proper mood so…hey how ya’ll feel about abortion?

    • Dwayne

      It’s murder. End of concussion.

    • Comdukakis

      only for mistresses of republican politicians

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      As Mears always says, hey man, let’s party, ya know?

    • Seems a pretty harsh term for my Kimmel take

    • NNO ABORTION
      NO BIRTH CONTROL
      NO SEX ED
      NO CHILD CARE

    • Comdukakis

      all men against abortion want women in the kitchen and love patriarchy.

      All women who get abortions are murdering whores.

      • Marv

        TGGI

        • Comdukakis

          NOW I do. Below….not so much

          • Marv

            It was awesome. It happens to all of us.

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      ABORTIONS FOR ALL

      • The Silver Fox

        “Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others.”

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      Abobos? Eh, I have no beef with ’em.

    • Brian_Bayless

      The Grunting Conservative Comedian has some feelings:

      “Libturd logic is “yeah, we care about children” but they murder 23,456,778 babies a year with Planned Parenthood, which is a leftist baby killing factories *GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* but won’t let us support the 2nd Amendment *AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* because they hate America (primal) scream”

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        He needs a name.

        • Brian_Bayless

          Ted Shales, a name that sounds both refined and moronic at the same time

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            I was gonna go with Lance Uppercut

  • Peyton Press Release: I want to announce I do not hate Jimmy Kimmel.. I respect his right to use his platform to express his opinions and promote his causes.

    • Comdukakis

      will you be doing a nationwide commercial with him?

      • I take this opportunity to reach out to him and offer that opportunity to him

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    One day I will find a iced coffee beverage that doesn’t taste like melted ice cream sandwiches

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      No you won’t.

  • Now that is out of the way lets get real about women shouldn’t be asking men sports questions AMIRITE???

    • Wow. Over the line, man

    • Comdukakis

      only if it’s about what 3rd base REALLY means

    • Dwayne

      I don’t like when my wife does. She asks me to explain the rules and I want to tell her to go back to watching Real Housewives of Atlanta

  • Comdukakis

    speaking of generalizations, it still always is somewhat jarring when I hear about a musician who’s non-country defending or supporting something right wing or racist or whatever. Billy Corrigan, Morrisey, etc.

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    90 minutes until I’m outta here.

    • DAJackson7

      Today is dragging and i think i need a nap

      • Marv

        There was a second there where I thought this place was going to erupt into the Friday Afternoon Screamies lol

        • Comdukakis

          there is still time.
          I’m just waiting for the blowup when the wife gets home. She was upset at work, tried to talk to me and I had to blow her off because I was with 3 clients. I’m going to suffer

        • DAJackson7

          Everyone needs a beer….There is a liquor store next door to my office, but that is the opposite way from the gym…no beer for me

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        Me too. I’m grumpy.

    • Brian_Bayless

      Ted Shales, Grunting Conservative Comedian

      “Oh, look at this precious snowflake millenial cry about having to work eight hours today *UGH* Someone can’t stream their favorite liberal media shows *vomit sounds* because they are afraid Donald Trump is going to make the country great again *USA* *USA*”

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        I am pretty sure I saw this guy working a faux Mexican gimmick back in 2007..

  • Rick “The Hot Take King” Ross

    What’s your opinion on global warming?

    • against it

      • Rick “The Hot Take King” Ross

        What if you’re cold?

        • I put on a hoodie

        • Comdukakis

          good news is that “global warming” is actually supposed to make Michigan MORE cold during winter.

          Climate change is the better word

    • Comdukakis

      it’s all hot air

    • Marv

      Fine with it, winter’s dumb

      • Brian_Bayless

        One day this February it was 11 degrees. Two weeks later it was 71.

        • Marv

          We had a dusting of snow this winter it was obscene

        • DAJackson7

          If i remember correctly we had single digits and then mid 60’s within three days

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      Just stuff a fat person inside the hole in the Ozone layer and we’ll be fine

    • Facts

      I like cold weather

  • Comdukakis

    so I saw Kenny at BOD and then again here recently. He coming back for good?

    • Dwayne

      He told me he has a job now

      • Marv

        Sweet! Holy shit finally.

        • Brian_Bayless

          Yeah, that unemployment period he had sounded like torture.

          • Marv

            I think he was unemployed like…my son’s entire fucking lifetime. It’s been like 60 years or something I think.

          • Brian_Bayless

            And those interviews processes were brutal.

          • Comdukakis

            yeah I’m about to apply for a job with a lobbying firm. doing my cover letter this weekend. I so hate the process.

            The worst is when they interview you twice, even stay late for your schedule, then don’t call or email. When you try to contact them, they ignore you. Then you rack your brain trying to figure out if you had something in your teeth or said something stupid

      • Comdukakis

        that’s too bad. I don’t want one of those

      • He’s not responded to my email.

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      As Kendall

      • Diddly: Basic B****

        Or maybe Kyndle

        • Diddly: Basic B****

          Kendalina?

      • Marv

        I always liked Kendra

        • Diddly: Basic B****

          So much simpler

  • Brian_Bayless

    I need a name for my patriotic country singer. Thinking of Chet Aikens. Thoughts?

    • Comdukakis

      Travis Tritt

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      Aikens is too close to Clay Aiken, a gay man who your audience would not approve of!

      • Comdukakis

        a gay man who was a Trump supporter until recently.

      • Brian_Bayless

        Chet Aaron

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      Jace McDonald

    • Buford Brooks

      • Brian_Bayless

        This is a good one.

        • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

          Yeah, I like that one.

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      Aidan Roberts

    • Chesney Paisley

      • Brian_Bayless

        “That sounds like someone who shouldnt be allowed to use a public bathroom *GRRRRR*”

        -Tom Shales, Grunting Conservative Comedian

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    Thanks for the upvote on my comment about me being grumpy, Com. 😉

    • Comdukakis

      your welcome. Generally those that claim to be grumpy need an upvote.

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        *you’re

        • Comdukakis

          oh fuck me

        • Marv

          Jesus what a cunt lol

          • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

            lol

        • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

          I am grumpy.

  • Rick “The Hot Take King” Ross

    Does anyone here meditate?

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      I’m meditating on whether or not I should ban you for having “The Hot Take King” in your name.

      • Comdukakis

        do it!!!

      • Rick “The Hot Take King” Ross

        I can change it.

    • Brian_Bayless

      “Standing for the flag and the anthem is my meditation”

      -Buford Brooks, Patriotic Country Singer

    • Marv

      Every morning usually in the bathroom while my wife is having breakfast with the boy. I’ve got my three favorite sites bookmarked on my phone.

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        And the 3 sites are?

        • Blocked

          • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

            Fair.

        • Diddly: Basic B****

          I imagine Marv watches a bunch of those old 90s pornos that were uploaded from old VHS tapes ala old wrestling shows

          • Marv

            I do love old stuff. There’s a tumblr for everything!

          • Comdukakis

            christy canyon, jennifer stewart, victoria paris, those were some stars

    • Marv

      Oh, meditate. No.

      • Comdukakis

        do you go to E Mahn’s favorite site to “meditate”

        • Brian_Bayless

          Marv whacks it to a cobbler?

          • Comdukakis

            Mahn posted an inappropriate link yesterday

          • Cobbler porn is the new hotness

          • Brian_Bayless

            “Oh baby, let me bang your heels off!”

  • Facts

    *is in kitchen cleaning and look over to see my dog passed out in his bed.*

    *goes back to cleaning and feels something against my leg. My dog is roaming around the kitchen checking out what i am doing.*

    *Determines Dog is a ninja*

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    I can’t stop laughing at being called a cunt. lol

    • Comdukakis

      that might be the mildest thing I get called tonight. I should go get the kid from the in laws tonight instead of letting her stay at grandma and grandpa’s house to protect myself

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    Aww hell, Facebook will be nothing but pics of people at ACL for the next two weeks

    • Comdukakis

      the knee ligament?

      • Diddly: Basic B****

        Austin City Limits music fest

        • Comdukakis

          oh. Springsteen went to that a couple years back I think

          • Diddly: Basic B****

            They usually only have 2 bands worth going to see, but it’s ridiculously overpriced for that. Most of the bands wind up touring town 3-4 times a year anyway

        • The Silver Fox

          Austin City Limits has been my favorite live music program for years, since The Midnight Special ended.

  • Buford Brooks has to have one of those super shiny black cowboy hats right?

    • Brian_Bayless

      With a USA Flag strip

      • first hit single is “kneeling on Sunday’s meant for church”

        • Brian_Bayless

          “Stand For My Flag”

          • Diddly: Basic B****

            “I ain’t no thug”

          • Dont be Russian to judgement (Trumped Up Charges )

    • DAJackson7

      With an Eagle feather he “found” stuck in the band

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      And cowboy boots that have never touched dirt

  • The Silver Fox

    Me thinks the kid did a bit of celebrating for her birthday yesterday as she looked a little bedraggled when I met her at the pep rally.

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      How old is she?

      • Marv

        41

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        Regardless, just lock her in the basement and don’t let her come out until she’s 50.

      • The Silver Fox

        18, freshman in college.

  • Facts

    Morena Baccarin is so fucking hot.

    🔥 👊

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      Fire punch?

      • Facts

        Yes

  • yeah!! Buford Brooks has made up for me misreading the room on Kimmel

    • Brian_Bayless

      No politics in my monologue
      Keep those thoughts in your head
      Stop whining about our country
      Because American Soldiers are dead

      If you’re gonna pray
      You can get on one knee
      But when the anthem plays
      Up to you’re feet

      Damn Millionaires
      Stop being a drag
      Just play your game
      And stand for my flag

      • Comdukakis

        you should put out an album

        • Brian_Bayless

          I think I can sell these songs both ironically and unironically.

          • Comdukakis

            that mark of a great songwriter.

  • DAJackson7

    What the hell is this Geostorm movie?! They built satellites to control the weather? Is this like a sequel to Highlander 2?

  • Ugh. My wife’s aunt is showing up soon for the weekend. We don’t have a spare room, people. Don’t come for extended stays!

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    Not sure why but I just thought back to when Lindsay Lohan was called a “Fire Crotch” by some drunk rich kid. I always found that insult humorous…also I believe it’s what really did in Lohan’s career.

    • Comdukakis

      see fire crotch is a good thing IMO. But….she got drunk/drugged out and weird

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        To cope with being called out as a fire crotch. No one wants to associate with that.

        • Comdukakis

          having red pubic hair is a bad thing?

          Hmm…learn something new everyday. I like redheads and if they have pubic hair….do the math

          • Dwayne

            He must be thinking it means she has an diseased cooch.

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            She has a soulless vagina

          • It doesn’t mean red pubic hair. It means burning. That’s bad.

  • The Silver Fox

    45 has only had a full cabinet for 94 days of his term.

    • Comdukakis

      and still has hundreds of unfilled lower positions

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    OH DAMN I FORGOT MY HILARIOUS STORY

    I went to Target yesterday to buy a gift card and they had new Star Wars toys. Snapped a pic and posted it to a toy collector Discord group and asked if anyone needed me to buy for them. One guy needs the new Royal Guard and asks how much I would charge him.

    Me: “Just $30, 20 for the figure and 10 for shipping” (this would be me just making

    He then starts trying to HAGGLE THE COST OF THE SHIPPING with me. I’m like bro, I’m not making any additional money off this, just making my money back, but he refuses to pay more than $7 for shipping, so I left the toys there.

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      Okay maybe it was funny if you were there

      • Comdukakis

        {shaking head no}

    • Best_in_the_World

      I am in tears of sadness after reading this story.

      • Diddly: Basic B****

        But I saved money and outed a stupid person! They should be tears of joy!

    • Today’s lesson: never try to do anything nice for anyone on the internet.

    • What is discord

  • Brian_Bayless
    • DAJackson7

      The stripes being blood………

  • Brian_Bayless

    Gotta go. Have a wonderful weekend.

    • Dwayne

      I’m going too

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      You too!

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    I’m leaving early because yeah.

  • Sigh: topher is limping and has a Fed up toe nail…off to the vet

    • DAJackson7

      Ugh, nothing worse than that. Don’t be in the room when they take care of it, dogs scream bloody murder at that

  • Marv

    Alright this place is dead for the next 48 hours, ya’ll have a good weekend haha

    I think I’m going to go eat smush and wait for the lady

  • RudoWakening

    Christ, I’ve been running around like a goddamn maniac today. And I still have probably 2.5 hours left at work. Hooray!

  • Horseradish is underappreciated.

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    Had a customer standing outside on his phone….so I whistled and called to him like he was a dog until he came in.

  • Pro: found sugar free nicotine lozenges at Rite Aid.
    Con: they were $15 more than the regular kind.
    Pro: there were four vials in the package instead of the normal 3.
    Con: they still cost more per vial.

    Could’ve been worse, I guess…

    • The regular kind were buy 1 get 1 free, but I didn’t have a Rite Aid Plenti card. So I just went with the sugar free ones

  • And the Yankees take an early lead in game 2, with Kluber giving up a 2-run jack to Gary’s Sanchez!

    • What a disappointing at bat for Aaron Hicks, who leaves a man on first and third swinging at a pitch so far outside, it was located in Chicago.

  • Marv

    So I guess when we came home last weekend we left a dirty diaper in the car. The car then sat in the driveway for like four days until an unsuspecting Edna took it to work this morning. She described it “like sitting down inside a toilet” lmao

  • Well that was quick cheap and easy.. he’s still a little gimpy but evidently had a dead tone nail that they yanked

  • Lets see if I can go 1 Yankee game without getting my mod taken away

  • man these Yankee games have been fast starts all around so far

  • oh no… That looked bad for Carnacion

  • man hate to see someone go down int he playoffs.. that ankle is Fed

  • I know you want to win but really… Yankees running to the phone to have it reviewed?

  • Girardi clapping the out while the dude gets dragged of the field is kinda gross

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    YES YES YESSSSSSSSSS

    That fat bitch that told people I’m going to bring a gun to work and shoot everyone put in her two weeks!

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      Someone tag Facts

      • Facts

        Woooo!

      • Facts

        These things work themselves out.

  • Facts

    I really hate blu ray sets with the blu rays encased in cardboard sleeves. Taking them out and putting them in causes the discs to get scratched.

  • not been a good playoffs for Yankee starters so far

  • who was the bigger turd there judge heading towards first before the call or the ump letting him do it before the DRAMATIC OUT

  • Judge has had an incredible rookie season and seems like he will have an amazing career with any luck but MAN these production crews can lay off cutting to him every third play

  • Tie game!

  • ….so not a pitching clinic today it would appear

  • Wow, that Hicks hone run shut that crowd up

  • a Klubber blooper

  • That autozone guy has an oddly shaped body for tv commercials

  • On my way to my brother’s for Thanksgiving. We closed the office at noon and I went out with the boys so I’m about .75 drunk.

    This should be fun.

    • Thanksgiving….JESUS HOW FAR AWAY DOES HE LIVE?????

      (yes i know you are Canadian and it’s different but that doesn’t work for the joke now does it)

      • I’ve already texted The Wife that I’ll be in charge of being handsome, but everything else is her responsibility

  • I think Carlos Santana is going to get a hit here…. after all He’s so smooth

  • It seems the barista put sugar in my coffee when I asked for no sugar. I am not a happy camper

  • Does an Ump always feel up the catcher like that?

  • Despite giving up those 3 runs, CC was a lot more economical with his pitches than Kluber.

  • Facts

    Just attempted to watch the pilot of Rick and Morty and turned it off after 20 seconds. Seems incredibly stupid.

    • Macklin JeriPratt

      I’ll say this first: I really like the show.

      But I almost gave up after the pilot as well. I think my quote after watching the pilot was something along the lines of “That was the least funny pilot episode of anything I have ever watched.” It really is just a very bad episode. The burping is ridiculous and the bit of them saying each other’s names nonstop was irritating. Those two tropes persist but much more toned down. Despite being a fan of the show I 100% can’t blame you for bailing on the pilot because woof.

    • Marv

      It’s dreadfully bad. I like humor with at least a bare minimum of wit.

  • I have no idea what to have for dinner tonight

  • See this Autozone guy is really wide and square shaped but his head is not equally proportioned. he has the head of a guy who would be like 40 pounds lighter… very distracting

  • The Silver Fox

    Carb overload night. Had 2 helpings of spaghetti (that was a lot more than 2 servings of pasta), with a homemade tomato sauce with sausage and mushrooms, Caesar’s salad and garlic bread.

  • RudoWakening

    Okay. I’m ready to go home now

  • Someone shoot the Indian chant woooowowowoooowoooowoooooo person in the crowd

  • burrito… i’m going to go get a burrito.. BRB

  • The Silver Fox

    Sign out front of church I passed on the way to work this morning: woman’s bible stud tonight.

  • Home run!

  • Homeless guy just asked my straight up for money for booze. I appreciate the honesty.

    • RudoWakening

      If I get asked to lend money for booze by the homeless I ALWAYS toss a couple of bucks because I, too, appreciate honesty

  • The Silver Fox
    • Best church sign that I ever saw was during a big heat wave and said

      “No. It is not hotter than hell.”

  • Sabathia is feeling it tonight!

  • Marv

    I’m watching videos of how ICBMs are launched it’s fascinating.

    • RudoWakening

      That won’t get you on a watch list at all

      • Marv

        Apparently most of the hatches at the ICBM sites in Russia were built to open, not close. They figured once they were opened there wasn’t going to be much of a world left anyway so why spend money on mechanisms to close them LOL

        • RudoWakening

          That is surprisingly pragmatic

  • The Silver Fox
  • Audrey Hopburn is a fabulous name for a beer.

    • Damn, I googled her and she was really pretty. Too skinny, but facially very attractive.

    • The Silver Fox

      One of my favorites was from a craft brewery in Utah called polygamy porter.

  • RudoWakening

    Almost home. I am quite ready for my couch and baseball

  • The Silver Fox

    Like to drink a beer called Hoptimus Prime?

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    Huh….so I just read a spoiler for the new wretched Watchmen/DC crossover. Nothing major, just puzzling.

    • I’m avoiding information. I just don’t wanna know. I want to go in clean.

      • RudoWakening

        Same

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        I wasn’t gonna bring up the spoiler. Just bringing up I found one.

  • back with food.. go cubbies

    • RudoWakening

      Booooooo

  • What a load of crap. Hits the knob of the bat and the piece of garbage ump calls it a hit by pitch? Fucking bullshit. And OF COURSE it’s a grand slam to follow it up.

  • RudoWakening

    Ah, the couch. This is good

  • Marv

    Well I’m going to start drinking I’m not waiting for my buddy to get here

  • Marv

    Putting on the blehsball game, did Mikey go tonight?

  • Marv

    Wow this looks terrible on the PSVue

    • RudoWakening

      I’ve got perfect HD on mine

      • Marv

        Oh it’s in HD, it just looks terrible

        • Is it.. is it because the Mariners aren’t playing? I can’t tell if you’re doing a bit…

          • Marv

            No, because it’s jumpy and weird looking and just looks like ass. I mean it’s fine it’s watchable and everything but it looks awful compared to a cable feed.

          • That’s weird

      • Yeah, me too

  • Marv

    Meh whatever, back to Vietnam war

  • The Professor

    wow did not expect to hear about that sexual harassment with screen junkies

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    It seems to me that Alan Moore doesn’t like anything he’s created. I know it’s because err’ybody fucks with it but it just feels like the minute he completes a book and it hits bookshelves he disowns it.

    • RudoWakening

      I thought he waited until the film adaptations to Alan Smithee himself

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        I dunno. I just assume he hates everything.

  • So…..Starsburg….needs to get sick… have a meteor fall on him….something. He’s scary on it tonight

  • The Professor

    RIP Ralphie May

    • Marv

      Well that sure isn’t shocking.

      • The Professor

        nope. I remember when he was on celebrity fat club

      • ……I shoudln’t have had that burrito…. I should have a salad tomorrow

  • RudoWakening

    I had 55 hours at work this week. My next paycheque will be quite nice

    • Ginger Mahal

      I’m looking forward to work the week after next.

      The person who does my job on my days off just happened to request my normal two days off that week, so to balance out hours, I’m only scheduled Wednesday-Friday next week, and then come back Monday-Sunday.

      That check is gonna be litty titty.

      • RudoWakening

        Did you say to that person BOOOOOOOOYYYYYY YOU ARE MY SAVIOUR?

        • Ginger Mahal

          Nah, they’re doing it to be a dick, but they’re too new to know how things work around here.

          And also the boy is a girl, sooooooo

          • RudoWakening

            Oh. That last part really makes it difficult then

  • RudoWakening

    Trea Turner might be the fastest guy in baseball not named Billy Hamilton

  • Marv

    I didn’t really feel anything either way about Ralphie May until I just found out he named his kids April June May and August James May and now I’m super glad he’s dead.

    • Those poor children

    • The Professor

      better than north west

    • Ginger Mahal

      Ralphie May died?

      Goddamn, where was I when that happened?

      Fucking hated that unfunny fat bastard.

      Oh shit, just hit up IMDb and found out that it happened today.

      Oh well.

  • Yup. Tie fucking game. Fucking BULLSHIT.

  • The Professor

    remember aol instant messenger?
    well apparently, they will stop being a thing in december of this year

    https://aimemories.tumblr.com

    “AIM tapped into new digital technologies and ignited a cultural shift, but the way in which we communicate with each other has profoundly changed. As a result we’ve made the decision that we will be discontinuing AIM effective December 15, 2017. We are more excited than ever to continue building the next generation of iconic brands and life-changing products for users around the world.”

  • This pitching change is a bad idea.

  • RudoWakening

    The only comedians deaths that really bummed me out were Mitch Hedberg and George Carlin. Especially Carlin.

    • So glad I got to see Carlin live

      • RudoWakening

        Me too. I saw him in Zanesville, OH in 2005 while he was on tour prepping for Life is Worth Losing

    • Marv

      Patrice.

    • Eddie Murphy is up there too

      • Marv

        …lol

      • Ginger Mahal

        That’s just his career.

    • Ginger Mahal

      It was crushing to find out that Mitch died on April Fool’s Day, assuming it was a joke, only to find out later that it wasn’t.

  • Kahnle is gonna give up a run. It’s almost a lock.

  • dammit.. almost took Strasburg’s head off with that.. …almost

  • RudoWakening

    Great. I’ve got hiccups

    • The world comes to a stop when Blanche has them. She sells each one like she’s HBK

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        I sell em like Flair.

        “Oh gawd!!! Jesus….damn it all!!”

        • Ginger Mahal

          Do you Flair flop at any point?

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            No, but I do beg off and then poke the hiccups in the eye.

        • I go for Luger

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            *hic* AWWWWWL! *hic* Aaaaooof!

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    Damnit, drugs! Hurry up and get here. I wanna go home and play Titanfall

  • RudoWakening

    Frida and her mom are at the Humboldt Sponsors annual rummage sale at the fairgrounds in Eureka. Hopefully she finds some good deals

  • Thank god… Hendricks survived the 4th

  • ….well they are live watching Ready to rumble over there so……how goes it?

    • RudoWakening

      Watching Yankees/Tribe. Then I will watch Nationals/The Worst Team

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      Sounds like them..

    • Ginger Mahal

      I’m not watching it, I’ve just seen it enough times to quote it.

      Bonzai, who knows when that fool.

    • Dear God why…

    • Marv

      Well it is Friday night, what else is there to do?

      He said on the internet while being more bored than they are longingly looking out the window waiting for his friend.

  • …………….someone hit the ball….

  • This cubs game might be over before the Yankees

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    Time for a walk-off!

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    Damn it Frankie!

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    This place needs chairs.

    • Ginger Mahal

      And tables.

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    Alright Kippie. Walk off time.

  • The Professor

    usa up 3-0 on panama in world cup qualifier
    USA USA USA USA

    • whoops forgot about that with all the baseball…good to hear they are winning

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    Nice hit Kips. Ramirez time.

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    Damn it Ramirez.

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    Brantley is 0-3 with 2 ks, so we’ll see…

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      Fuck.

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    Fucking extras.

  • Marv

    Wife brought me a giant box of Reese’s Pieces (Reeseey’s Peeeseeey’s) when she came home as an apology for being herself the last few days.

    I wish my friend would get here I’m booooored as fuck

  • I probably would’ve put money on Chapman coughing up a run and giving the game to the Tribe.

    • you’ve said that about the last 3 of your pitchers…who do you like on your team?

      • On the mound? I’ve only said it about Kahnle and Chapman, two guys I can’t stand. D-Rob is awesome and is usually steady. The home runs off him and Green were surprises. But Chapman and Kahnle (and Sonny Gray) can bite my considerable ass.

  • well if nothing else that made me miss Castro

  • The Professor

    Wow Social Network came out 7 years ago this week. seems like it came out only a couple years ago

    • Marv

      It feels like that’s exactly how long we’ve been punished with Jesse Eisenberg.

  • a hit.. cubs got a hit!!!

  • The Professor

    member when they tried to make armie hammer a thing?

    • Marv

      Two things!

    • He still kind of is.. not a guy you make the lead of Lone Ranger but he was great in Man from uncle and free fire

      • ProjectBlue

        Shame UNCLE got dumped in an august death slot. They be more strategic and it could have done better

  • we are in the 6th… yeah the cubs may end before this game does

  • Cub in scoring position!

  • Marv

    I want to do mushrooms. I may try to get some mushrooms for jello wrestling.

    • I am so sheltered

      • Marv

        It’s been like six or seven years I think since the last time I did them. It was not fun that time. It sounds fun now though.

    • I’ll send you a nice batch of portabellos.

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        Ha!

      • Marv

        Gross.

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        I love those!

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    I hear a ruckus. I should kick the door open and spook whatever is out there.

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      Oh….the ruckus was my dealer.

  • CUBS SCORE FIRST!!!!!!

  • Reasonable Opinion Guy

    So blade runner 2049 was visually stunning and…….that’s about it really. Completely forgettable otherwise.

  • Marv

    I’m going to dye my hair for Halloween* lol

    *two weeks before Halloween

    • RudoWakening

      What colour?

      • Marv

        Black. I have to get it trimmed super short too but I’ll dye it first.

  • kind of can’t believe that.. Strasburg was scare good till this inning

  • ProjectBlue

    Does anyone else hate themselves enough to watch Inhumans? So bad

    • Marv

      Nope.

    • The Professor

      no

    • nope

    • No way, no how.

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      I don’t watch anything else, so no.

    • RudoWakening

      I haven’t watched a show on network television besides The Simpsons and Bob’s Burgers in years

      • Ginger Mahal

        It’s been close to a decade for me for anything.

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    Alright, time to win in 10.

    • I want Girardi fired.

    • ehhh I kind of want the cubs game to end first and then catch the end of your game

    • Dwayne

      Ok

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        Thank you for agreeing to this!

        • Dwayne

          I’m no Yankee fan

          • Marv

            *Marv’s racist joke rolodex goes flying off the table*

  • ProjectBlue

    Marvel’s Inhumans: The one thing the internet can agree on!

    • The Professor

      they took away the shark tank time slot for this crap?

      • ProjectBlue

        I guess. Then when this is up, Shield gets to die there.

  • 2-0 Cubbie bears!!!!!

    • RudoWakening

      Boooooooo

  • The Professor

    usa up 4-0
    USA USA USA HOOOOOOOOOOO

  • I need to pour another drink but too much baseball

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      I wish I was getting these games. I’m having to just check the live game stats.

  • RudoWakening

    It was still daylight when the Yankees/Tribe game started

    • Dwayne

      Still is

      • RudoWakening

        Not here!

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      That’s how all baseball starts..

    • I think it was tuesday when it started

  • inning over.. great job to get up 2-0…. now for bourbon

  • Oh thank God… JESUS, it’s only 2 outs?!?!?

  • RudoWakening

    Waiting for Girardi to bring in John Wetteland.

  • THIS he challenges. What a fucking dipshit.

  • grrr Hendricks walks another… get through the 6h man.. just get through the 6th

  • WHAT WAS THAT!?!?! Gonazlez threw that 10 feet over his head

  • OUT!

  • maybe pinch runner was a bad idea

  • I saw that coming…

  • Cubs are in the 7th… still maybe over before this game

  • The Professor

    Decided to rewatch the pilot of parks and rec to see how weird the original show was

  • DON’T STRIKE OUT, JUDGE!

  • Marv

    Yay finally time to go out!

    I think George Carlin is super overrated.

    See you boys later.

  • why did you swing Baez?

  • Good grief.

  • Matt still alive over there?

  • leaving Hendricks out there for the 7th huh…….::fingers crossed:

  • Oh goodie, it’s Dellin…

    • you don’t like… anyone on your team

      • You’re reaching.

        • I kind of want to root for you this deep into this game but then you seem so angry with everyone on your team haha

          • This is why I avoid talking about my sports fandom online. Because I root for the Yankees, it’s a no-win situation. If I blindly cheer and be all-in with everyone, I’m a homer who is looking at things through rose-colored glasses. If I accept that my favorite team has flaws and acknowledge them in high-leverage situations, I don’t like anyone on my team.

            I’d rather keep a realistic outlook rather than be a deluded cock, but it’s pretty fucking pointless either way.

          • it’s all good …you just be you

          • how is that a bad thing??

          • Oh, I just assumed you were being patronizing. But I’m probably just in a mood… Where are those nicotine lozenges…

          • I’m not being patronizing…I’m concerned about your blood pressure

          • Oddly enough, my blood pressure is great. The venting is helping. Every time I post a BULLSHIT, it goes down.

          • ProjectBlue

            I get to watch the Giants wanting them to trade their best player for draft picks. Makes for a fun watch

  • bah……nationals got a guy on first

  • This game in Cleveland is going to have huge repercussions on the rest of this series they are going deep and screwing with their rotation now

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    Huh…they brought back the Nintendo World Championships.

    • final round ……..SUPER MARIO 3!!!

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      I assume the winner receives a golden Switch game.

  • Hendricks shut out through 8

  • The fantasy baseball league I joined this year is, apparently, a keeper league. I think I’m going to keep Didi. He had such a great season and I think he’s gonna be amazing next year.

  • that looked like a super low strike

    • I notice FS1 isn’t using the strike zone like they did yesterday… After it was clear SEVERAL Yankees strikeouts were on questionably outside the zone pitches.

      IT’S A CONSPIRACY! THIS IS BULLSHIT! THE YANKEES ARE GETTING SCREWED…

      Oh, HERE are those lozenges…

  • So I think the cubs game will end before the yankees.. now the question is can they finish in Cleveland before the Dodgers end

  • lead off double in the 8th…cubs with a chance to add more!

  • huh in their box those last couple weren’t that terrible

  • good catch

  • 3-0 top of the 8th rizzo double!

  • ProjectBlue

    It’s amazing Disney bothered airing it. It’s “Syfy passed on it” quality from top to bottom

  • I’m choosing the Dodgers as my NL team.

  • This home plate ump is a bit of a dick.

  • Indians manager is terrible at getting the food into his mouth

  • Marv

    This was my joke when we got here, be sure to upvote: What do you call Sarah Silverman’s pussy when it doesn’t show up to school? Absent Jew lips.

    • Marv

      I’m a riot.

      • Yankees game will still be going when you get home

        • Marv

          I want to drink so much tonight I don’t wake up until game three. The flu kept me sober all week that’s longer than I’ve gone since…I don’t know, I was 15?

  • Devin Harris

    Why would the ump expand his strike zone? Seems like it would be the opposite

  • 5 outs 2 go

  • I want to chain smoke a carton and a half of Marb Reds.

  • 4 outs to go

  • Devin Harris

    Girardi has mastered looking clueless

  • Man I might have ejected him for waving that bat at the ump

  • 3 outs to go

  • bad night for the ump

  • ..kind of wanted to see him take the very next pitch right to the face……or balls

  • This is why I could not ump… every pitch since that I’d be closing my eyes pulling my arms up and going NUUUGGHGHHH

  • Devin Harris

    I’m assuming the bullpen is empty

    • It wasn’t, actually, that’s the frustrating thing about it.

      • Devin Harris

        Strange they left him out to die

        • Girardi was a terrible manager tonight. He gave the Indians every opportunity to make that comeback win.

  • boooooooo..so close to the cubs ending first

  • Hey, I can go to bed.

    • did you ban Matt a couple hours ago he disappeared

      • I did no such thing. No bannings tonight. No de-moddings. I’m trying to be less reactionary.

        *destroys dining room table*

  • Yankees are in rough shape after the play in game the last thing they needed was that long of a game. at least they get tomorrow off

  • ProjectBlue

    Bob Weinstein, the disgruntled co-founder of The Weinstein Company, may have been the mastermind behind an exposé of lurid sex allegations that led to his brother’s humiliating downfall, the sources said………..duh duh dun

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      Brothers are the worst.

      • mine is so far this season

        • ProjectBlue

          IT’S NOT ELI’S FAULT. Gotta Rely on Eli!

          • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

            This doesn’t seem Fair to Flair.

      • Marv

        Yes.

        • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

          Prince William better watch his back, is all I’m saying.

  • Sign on TV: Unbelievelandable!

    I… what is… eww.

    • ProjectBlue

      Those racism is american as baseball people are getting vaguer and vaguer

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      That makes my head hurt.

  • Marv

    I got my modship taken away before it was cool

    • It was a lot of fun!

      • Marv

        Yes bitching at you/getting bitched at in private is indeed always a party lol

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        You miss a day on As The Blog Turns, you miss a lot!

  • Devin Harris

    Who’s the Cubs closer?

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    It tastes so….

    ….gawd…..

    ….so savory.

    • easy………you are on dangerous ground

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        What did I do? It’s all his manager’s fault.

  • Marv

    Yes I’m smoking outside again. Entertain me for the next two minutes.

    • cubs are 3 outs away from winning….uhm… my dog is laying in a way that I’m concerned she broke her back in her sleep because it doesn’t seem right

      • never mind she just kicked her leg…it’s fine

      • Marv

        She’s home tomorrow right? You’ve done an admirable job not freaking out

        • yea I guess it will be pretty late. she lands in Chicago around 2 and then they have to drive back

  • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

    Don’t mind me, I’m just over here pouring coffee…

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      (No one will get this joke, but I don’t care.)

  • Marv

    I want to hug Ferrari. Let’s do that again that was a fun six month bit.

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      What now?

      • Marv

        I just yearn for companionship really

        • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

          You’re being vague.

  • Girardi is an idiot.

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      He’s not a smart man, no.

  • Devin Harris

    Telling someone you want them to work out off the bullpen is like saying it’s me not you

  • Marv

    Ok cig done bye

  • one out to go i guess

  • In a game like this, you challenge that hit-by-pitch, especially when your catcher calls bullshit on it. I know they were up 8-3, but it loaded the bases. You lose nothing by challenging that.

  • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

    Michael Corleone and Fredo, Cain and Abel, Romulus and Remus, the Mitchell brothers…the proof is all around!

    • ProjectBlue

      Brother Bruti

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    I’m watching the Hallmark Christmas movie directed by Mariah Carey, and has Mariah Carey as a supporting actress.

    Lots of close-ups of Mariah Carey.

    • that one is REAL bad

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        It is quite hideous.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      You’re a sadist.

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        Yes.

  • CUBS WIN CUBS WIN HOLY COW!

    shut out

  • The fact that they are against Dusty Baker is all the sweeter

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    This is just very bad.

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    Lacey Chabert is pretty cute for a tiny, tiny person.

  • I’m going to bed. Gonna read what I hope isn’t another shitty Batman comic and dream of bludgeoning Girardi with a metal baseball bat.

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      Sweet dreams!

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    Every shot of Mariah is a close-up.

    • the super friends have left…Wonder Mod Twins activate!

    • Marv

      It’s like the camera is mounted on my boner

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        Yes exactly.

        • Marv

          Srsly I love Mariah

          • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

            She looks weird in this

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    Her love interest is like 20 years older looking than her and is supposed to be the same age.

  • Marv

    Cigin’ again I got a boner sup

  • gonna be a short night for walker tonight

  • RudoWakening

    Dodgers taking it to Arizona

  • huh that makes sense… Ian Glen said part of the reason this coming season of GoT is going to take so long to film is because all the characters are together now so they can’t be filming two units in different parts of the world at the same time

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    I just re-discovered the song “My Balls” by Snot.

    I listened to awful shit in high school.

    • RudoWakening

      They were fucking terrible. Just so, so bad

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        Yeah they were.

  • where is Larry King behind home?

    I see Mary Hart

  • Facts

    Wife wont turn off Green Day

  • going to watch a twin peaks while keeping an eye on the game through game day in case it starts to heat up

  • Marv

    Bartendress: your laugh sounds like the Wicked Witch of the West
    Me: that’s cool she’s hot

  • Marv

    Edna is annoyed at how bad I want to bang all girls that aren’t Edna hahahaha

    • Marv

      I told her I hate whote girls

  • Marv

    I genuinely hate that we’re not all in the same city. I wish we could all be in Geekland and hang out

    • me too…though Ferrari will quickly ban me from the city

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      Yeah. That wouldn’t be too bad. Maybe. I bet it could work.

  • Marv

    K cig done wow that wa fast

  • Where be everybody?

  • Marv

    Sleep all you east gurls

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    Only got one drink last night because I’m on-call this week. 🙁