Geekery Release Friday – October 13

Hello all! It’s Friday the 13th (spooky!) and that means it’s time for new movies and music. These picks are so good, it’s frightening! (Okay, I’ll stop.)

First up, Jackie Chan returns and he’s taking on….TAKEN. In THE FOREIGNER, he plays a grieving father with a buried past who will stop at nothing to find the terrorists who killed his daughter. Pierce Brosnan co-stars as the government official who may know about the killers than he’s letting on.

If you like your drama with less explosions, check out MARSHALL. This biopic is about a young Thurgood Marshall (played by Chadwick Boseman), the first African-American Supreme Court Justice, as he battles through one of his career-defining cases.

Other releases include HAPPY DEATH DAY, which is basically GROUNDHOG DAY but for horror. You can also watch PROFESSOR MARSTON AND THE WONDER WOMEN, about the creation of everyone’s favorite Amazonian princess.

Switching over to music, it’s yet another big week! First up is St. Vincent’s fifth solo record, MASSEDUCTION. No two albums by her are alike and this new release is no exception. Rather than limiting herself to straightforward songwriting convection, St. Vincent bursts at the seams of art-rock, stretching her imagination to create her boldest work yet. It’s super-weird and super-catchy and I love it.

Another chameleon of an artist, Beck, is also back with COLORS. His first album since the Grammy-winning, low-key MORNING PHASE finds Beck in a party mood! It’s his grooviest, most upbeat record in at least a decade and brings to mind his feet-moving hits of the 90s. But with a modern pop touch.

Speaking of the 90s, Wu-Tang Clan is back as well! Their new album, WU-TANG: THE SAGA CONTINUES, features production by RZA and beats by longtime Wu-Tang affiliate Mathematics. Sure, that asshat Martin Shkreli may still possess the only copy of their previous album. But this one is for all of us.

Other picks this week include BEAUTIFUL TRAUMA, Pink’s first album in five years, Robert Plant’s new solo record CARRY FIRE, Billy Corgan’s new solo record OGILALA and a collaborative release between indie rockers Courtney Barnett and Kurt Vile, called LOTTA SEA LICE.

What’s catching your eye this weekend? Sound off below!

  • TatR!

    Gentlemen!

  • TatR!

    Corgan’s album has had a few spins this morning. It’s nice. When i saw he had a solo album coming out I was like eh why isn’t it Pumpkins but this really shouldn’t be a Pumpkins album. It’s all very slow, acoustic, piano-y. Very little of the synth that’s dominated the last few SP releases

  • Marv

    This guy is complaining about every single part of Sherlock and it’s great, it’s just some guy that has a bloodhate for Gattis because of Dr. Who

    • TatR!

      I bet you’re the only person who ever watched more than 2 minutes of this

      • Marv

        It’s got 1.5 million views!

        • TatR!

          1.5 million people clicking off after two minutes!

          • Marv

            1.5 million views…45k likes lol

          • TatR!

            I mean I don’t often click that I like a video but thats 3%.

    • Miko363

      Do you even sleep at this point?

      • Marv

        This is super rare actually I’ve been sleeping really well for a couple months now!

        • Miko363

          I’m sitting here thinking “I know Marv posts at night, and it’s like 4:50 out there right now…”

          Usually I spend 7:30 to 8:30 EST watching silence on both threads because everyone else is asleep.

          • Marv

            I’m not much of even a night guy anymore I’m usually in bed by 9 p.m. west coast these days lol

          • Miko363

            I used to make fun of my dad for falling asleep on the couch when I was a kid. Oh how the tables have turned…

          • Marv

            For real. At least it’s fall now so I’m not laying down when the sun is still out.

          • TatR!

            aging is real and it’s terrible :/ I asked a 29 year old friend of mine yesterday about watching the football tomorrow together and he was like yeah bar at 12 and then the Notts beer festival after and to 35 year old me it’s like fuck what? How about you come round and sit on my sofa and then afterwards I’ll take a nap and you go

  • TatR!

    Mrs TatR is pissed because she got another download copyright warning letter, this time because I downloaded the Godfather trilogy and left it seeding

    • Marv

      Yeah dude never seed lol

      • TatR!

        It’s so easy to forget! Maybe there’s a ut***ent setting that just shuts the program off when a download finishes

        • Marv

          There is! Also you can just set upload to like .000001k

          • TatR!

            I find that sometimes throttles my dl speed and god knows I needed that trilogy of movies I downloaded a month back and haven’t watched yet as quickly as possible

          • Marv

            Yeah you’ll never even watch the third one, it’s hideous

    • ProjectBlue

      Where are you grabbing things from? Been a fairly heavy torrenter since it was a thing and never a blip. Private sites

      • TatR!

        using utorrent off of either Kat or a or a pirate proxy. it’s our provider VirginMedia, they block all kinds of sites and are really cracking down

        • Matt_Indeed

          Maybe they want to stay pure?

  • Vanilla Ice claims to b physically unable to cry.

    • TatR!

      doo doo doo doo-doo doo doo

    • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

      Unless someone threatens him with a lawsuit

    • Brian_Bayless

      Because he’s ice, ice, baby

  • Brian_Bayless

    Hi

    • Matt_Indeed

      Hi Bay-Bay!

    • TatR!

      Bayless!

      • Brian_Bayless

        TatR! How’s it going?

        • TatR!

          Okay! Waiting to hear if we’re buying a house!

          • Brian_Bayless

            Awesome. Hoping TatR Manor happens

  • Matt_Indeed

    Someone tell Joe it’s GROUNDHOG DAY, not GROUNDHOG’S DAY.

    I can’t even….

    I’m alright.

    • TatR!

      you seem…. crabby today

      • Matt_Indeed

        Actually I’m in a great mood!

        • TatR!

          you seem bipolar today

          • Matt_Indeed

            Nu-uh!

          • TatR!

            It wasn’t a question!

    • You wanna do these?

      • Matt_Indeed

        Edit them? Sure!

    • Devin Harris

      I would tell Joe if he was real

  • Matt_Indeed

    GEEEEEEEEEEEEKS

    • TatR!

      Hello!

      • Matt_Indeed

        Hi Tay-Tay!

  • Louie

    I’ve been watching all the “A Moment With Chester” segments from the Sifl and Olly Show on YouTube. I forgot exactly how funny these were. I almost spit out my drink on the one about the squirrels. I probably would have for the one about the cereal factory had I been drinking anything.

  • RudoWakening

    GENTLEMEN!! HELLO!

    • Louie

      HEEEEEEEEEYYYYY EVVVVRYBOOOODDY!!!!!!!

      • RudoWakening

        HE’S GONNA SAY IT!!!!

    • TatR!

      Hello!

  • Professor Chaos

    From now on I will dedicate my life to bringing chaos to the world that has rejected me! I will become the greatest supervillain the world has ever seen! Where I go, destruction will follow!

    • Awesome…

      • TatR!

        looks like your more gimmicks memo is starting to get around!

    • Rowlf

      Butters! Time for bed!

      • Professor Chaos

        But I was just getting started

  • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

    Just saw the New Mutants trailer. Looks pretty dope

  • Professor Chaos
  • Professor Chaos

    I asked some of my students yesterday if they know who Jason is; no one did

    • TatR!

      start next lesson by bursting in with a hockey mask and a machete, then we’ll see

  • TatR!

    I was a huge Friday 13th fan. I had all the DVDs. Been a long time since I watched them though. I always hated Freddy vs Jason. I liked the 2009 remake more.

    • Louie

      The sad fate of Monica Keena is one of the more depressing Hollywood things of the last 15 years. How is Edward Furlong still alive? Does he really have that much money from T2 royalties?

      • TatR!

        jesus she was TERRIBLE in Freddy vs Jason. Maybe the worst actress in either series history

        • Louie

          Kelly Rowland did better!

          • TatR!

            christ maybe the second worst, she was. what a crap movie.

  • Devin Harris

    I’m interested in Happy Death Day. I bet Marshall sucks

  • DAJackson7

    Hungover…..started drinking when the Cubs took the lead in 5th…..ugh

  • TatR!

    Argh someone just arranged a meeting for the afternoon of Friday November 3rd, which was looking like the next day I could just work from home

  • Marv

    I treat her to a 15 minute monologue about why Sherlock really sucks and she has the gall to ask if she’s being punished

    • Matt_Indeed

      I thought you liked Sherlock?

      • Marv

        I watched a long video at four this morning about why it sucks and I’m convinced now lol

        • Matt_Indeed

          Remind me to contact you when I become a religious cult leader.

  • Louie

    When I was on vacation last month I saw a good idea for a business. A movie theatre that just plays old movies. They were playing We Are Marshall and Scent of a Woman. It would be great to own and operate a theatre that just plays old, good movies.

      • Louie

        Or you could charge half price and just rerun old tv shows in theatres! Two episodes of The Office every Tuesday night!

    • Matt_Indeed

      I had the same thought, but add an old 50’s diner to it.

      • TatR!

        also it’s christmas every day and we only serve bourbon

        • Matt_Indeed

          Oh jesus, that’s spectacular!

    • TatR!

      did those movies even make much money when they came out originally

      • Louie

        I don’t think so!

        I actually made Lady Duck turn around and stop the car so I could inspect the sign to make sure it was the actual 2007 Matthew McConaughy football drama! It was!

    • Brian_Bayless

      There is one in Somerville, MA in Davis Square that constantly plays older movies

    • Professor Chaos

      I went to one of those in la. It does silent movies and early talkies through about 1940.
      I saw city lights there

  • Professor Chaos

    So women are boycotting twitter today

    • Matt_Indeed

      Did Twitter sexually harass them too?

    • Why?

      • Professor Chaos

        A slew of high-profile women — including New York First Lady Chirlane McCray — vowed to boycott Twitter on Friday over the suspension from the site of actress and Harvey Weinstein accuser Rose McGowan.

        • Professor Chaos

          #WomenBoycottTwitter became the top-trending hashtag on the site Thursday night with the likes of Alyssa Milano, Chrissy Teigen, Kathy Griffin — and even male stars like Mark Ruffalo — saying they’d steer clear of Twitter for one day.

          • Marv

            This is like McCain levels of sacrifice.

          • Rowlf

            One day! That’ll show them.

          • TatR!

            is using a hashtag to say you’re not on twitter not kinda all catch-22 and stuff

        • Excellent.

    • Louie

      Rose McGowan stuff?

    • Louie

      “In order to protest Rose being silenced, we all refuse to use this mass communication device!”

    • TatR!

      I understand they’re also boycotting the geekery and the BoD

      • Louie

        Also boycotting shaving their armpits.

    • Miko363

      And all over the world, everyone is suddenly able to get to the point in just 70 characters.

      • Matt_Indeed

        LMAO

  • Marv

    So I joined Twitter today.

    • Matt_Indeed

      SMH™

    • Brian_Bayless

      I’ll follow you

    • Why…?

      • Matt_Indeed

        He’s a part of the system now.

      • Marv

        Tryin to get away from all these hos

        • Diddly: Basic B****

          **Tryna

    • DAJackson7

      Damnit…another one bites the dust. I refuse to tweet at things…i make Louise do it sometimes with hers, but i will never do it

  • Matt_Indeed

    I always wanted to buy one of those old downtown movie theaters with the cool neon marquee and buy the building next door, tear down the wall and make it a diner. Combine the two and make it a staple of whatever town I lived in.

    • Matt_Indeed

      Don’t tell me that doesn’t sound like a fun Saturday night.

      • Louie

        It really kind of doesn’t.

        • Matt_Indeed

          What? How? You just said you wanted an old movie theater.

          • Louie

            I want a current movie theatre playing random awesome movies. Like, it would randomly play Full Metal Jacket or Legally Blonde.

          • Matt_Indeed

            Oh. You suck terribly.

          • Louie

            I think “John Wayne Wednesdays” would be a good promotion.

          • Matt_Indeed

            We would do all kinds of promotions. That’s the only way to get people in the door. “Win prizes”, “get involved”, “play games”, “theme days”, etc.

          • Louie

            13 days of Friday the 13th!

    • Brian_Bayless

      Matt has a dream
      To buy a theater located downtown
      He’ll tear down some walls
      Built it back up from the ground

      Gonna make it into a diner
      Maybe play an old movie or two
      Serving up a variety of greens
      And show the movie “Xanadu”

      But if you are a patron
      Better support the troops
      If you take a knee
      He won’t serve you soup

      Matt is a real, true, American Patriot

      • Matt_Indeed

        Have you purchased a guitar yet? Get on it.

        • Brian_Bayless

          I need to learn how to play.

          • Matt_Indeed

            I could teach you.

            You really only need to learn about 4 chords.

          • Louie

            It’s surprisingly easy!

  • Marv

    I’ve been protesting racial injustice by not showing up on the National Mall for 37 consecutive years.

    • Brian_Bayless

      God damn you are a true patriot

    • Matt_Indeed

      I’ve been protesting sexual injustices by not having good sex for 37 years.

      • DAJackson7

        Sad face

  • ProjectBlue

    Email 1 minute before the bell asking for help setting up a hotspot on their phone…….yeah, no…my prep. Mine.

  • Brian_Bayless

    I’m protesting everything by writing country songs about people on The Casual Geekery.

  • TatR!
    • TatR!

      so you can hear people eat and talk while you’re watching a movie

      • Matt_Indeed

        We had a movie theater with a diner in the theater like that where we used to live. It’s a terrible idea. My idea would have the diner next door.

    • Marv

      Fanciest powerpoint presentation ever.

  • TatR!

    there’s quite a few Dine-In Theaters actually

    • ProjectBlue

      I haven’t to a fancy one. Is it constantly jackasses walking around serving orders and taking crap away or do they at least do it before the show and during an intermission?

      There’s a pizza theater in maine that does it the latter way and I like that.

      • TatR!

        AMC, because of course it’s them, apparently there’s a button you push on your seat and someone will come and take your order. it sounds so annoying

        • ProjectBlue

          Ew, yeah, do not want.

  • Brian_Bayless

    I want to troll Steven Crowder non stop

    • Marv

      That seems like a decent way to spend the day.

      • Brian_Bayless

        The key is to start off like a supporter then slowly go at them.

  • Matt_Indeed

    I have a Twitter account that I haven’t used in 3 or 4 years. I don’t even get on Twitter except when you guys post a link to it.

    • Louie

      I have a special Duck twitter I use to follow wrestling news and results. I use it to alternately inform and annoy through oversaturation.

    • ProjectBlue

      Have had an account for cripes, 5 or 6+ years now. Haven’t once twatted. Basically just use it for news/sports/movie coverage

    • I set up an account to troll Dave Scherer that time. That was it. Oh, and I also complained to a brewery once and got free beer.

  • Devin Harris

    It’s always funny how women think them being silent helps their cause.

    #SillyWomenTryingToThink
    #NiceTryButLeaveItToMen

    • DAJackson7

      Things are always better when women are quiet!-(easy country song for Bayless)

      • Brian_Bayless

        When the problems are a brewing
        And the women cause a scene
        The men have to step in
        Before it becomes obscene

        So the women counter by becoming silent
        No more screeching is heard
        But the cause is usually fruitless
        And comes off absurd

        I love this country
        God bless this flag
        Can for one fucking minute
        Stop being a nag

        I’m a real American (Man)

    • Marv

      They did a silent march here after Trump got elected and a bunch of Red Power natives showed up and walked at the front of their march with giant drums and were doing they heya heya heya and all that good stuff. It was SOOOO LOUD and those women were SOOOO PISSED hahaha

      • Devin Harris

        lol nice

  • TatR!

    I am so sick of hearing about effortlessly perfect Karlie Kloss’s stupid website every time I go to youtube

    • Who?

      • TatR!

        She has a website. She’s a model. She has an ad that plays before everything I ever watch.

  • ProjectBlue

    Had my beginning of the year “here’s the shit I’m doing this year” meeting. Admin asked if I was doing report cards this year.
    “Yeah”
    “How, your department hasn’t gotten to task design and will have nothing formal to grade”
    “¯_(ツ)_/¯ ”
    Then we both laughed….still doing report cards though.

    • TatR!

      I’ve seen the middle one before, fucking grim

  • TatR!

    Little brother says he wants either Dark Souls 2 or Witcher 3 for his birthday. Which one should I get him, folks who may know more than me about this

    • ProjectBlue

      Haven’t played either but Witcher sucked in the stooges for a solid month or so. Looked good from what I saw

    • Facts

      I love Witcher 3.

    • Matt_Indeed

      I hear Witcher 3 is really good.

    • I didn’t get my little brother anything for his birthday, but for Christmas I gave him a signed and framed photo of myself.

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    We had to move desks at work because we’re a bunch of kindergartners I guess, and now my PC faces salespeople so I have to be careful what I click on 🙁

    • ProjectBlue

      “Why do employees quit so often and keep jumping jobs? It’s a mystery!”

      • Diddly: Basic B****

        Open office environments are pure hell

    • DAJackson7

      At my last job our fat boss lady (who doesn’t anything I.T.) tried to make us do that, but we all said no and laughed at her

      • Diddly: Basic B****

        These salespeople “needed our space for sales reasons”

        • DAJackson7

          Ugh…..shouldn’t they be out selling?

    • Brian_Bayless

      Show them my country songs

      I want an outsider opinion.

  • I need to move to the west coast for this series with the dodgers

    • DAJackson7

      I’m done with NL now, i dislike both teams…Astros or bust

    • Professor Chaos

      Let’s go new teams so let’s go astros

  • Professor Chaos

    Watching first Ron and Tammy episode

  • ProjectBlue

    I have a cold, wrenched my neck getting into the car because Curly’s favorite past time is adjusting the car seat so I can’t turn my head either. Today’s going to be swell.

  • Friday the 13th… My 10 year wedding anniversary

  • Doesn’t seem a day over 9 years and 8 months

  • thank you all for the well wishes….and i’ll send your sympathies to blanche

    • DAJackson7

      Will she make us cookies? My birthday is coming up…

  • TatR!

    Everyone seem to say Witcher 3 is better but Dark Souls is cheaper so

    • witcher 3 is pretty great. Haven’t played Dark Souls

    • Facts

      Witcher 3 with all the DLCS.

  • Matt_Indeed

    I love this Glory Days cover.

  • Miko363

    Roku just started their own Roku channel, and it’s like the early days of Netflix, just random movies that were popular in like 2002.

    • Matt_Indeed

      Interesting. Is there a subscription fee?

      • Miko363

        Don’t think so, it was automatically added to my Roku lineup the other day.

    • Louie

      That’s my idea for a movie theatre!

      • Brian_Bayless

        You can show Meet the Parents and The Faculty as a double feature

        • Louie

          I would go see that in theatres!

          • Brian_Bayless

            With dinner choices of shrimp scampi, teriyaki chicken, and margherita pizza

          • Louie

            (Gasps)

  • Brian_Bayless

    Everyone should troll Steven Crowder

    https://twitter.com/scrowder

    • Professor Chaos

      Never heard of him

      • Brian_Bayless

        He’s a shithead.

        His main cause is to prove that reported rape cases are inflated.

        • I’ll join that cause

        • Miko363

          Why would that be anyone’s hill to die on?

          So strange.

          • Brian_Bayless

            He’s clearly a closet case too.

            Weird guy.

          • Miko363

            Oh so many of those dudes have serious repression issues. Like Mike Pence has to either be a closet case or have been sexually abused at some point.

          • ProjectBlue

            With everybody jumping all over the Holocaust lie, someone has to fight the good fight!

  • We used to have an old movie theatre that played newish releases, like a month after they opened, and also old movies. I saw that singing in the rain rape picture there. Also Dark Side of Oz.

    It had a big balcony, and a curtain in front of the screen that they’d raise. The sound system was terrible though.

    Now they just play documentaries.

    • ProjectBlue

      (Mental note to google whatever the singing in the rain bit alludes to when I get home)

    • Facts

      Singing in the Rain Rape picture?

      • Marv

        I’m guessing Clockwork? Mahn seeing Clockwork is funny by itself.

        • Yeah, I thought that was the name of it but I wasn’t sure so I just chose the descriptive route.

          • Marv

            Yours is better.

    • Matt_Indeed

      Gotta have good sound.

  • Louie

    Seriously though, if I was meandering around town aimlessly and saw a movie theatre playing The Faculty for no reason, I would ABSOLUTELY buy a ticket. That’s exactly the kind of random movie is love to see in a theatre again.

    • Matt_Indeed

      You’re a weird guy.

      • Miko363

        I think we’ve just forgotten the concept of hours and hours of free time a day, sadly.

        • Matt_Indeed

          I don’t recall the last time I had time to just “meander” around town.

          • Louie

            I do it on Saturdays!

          • Matt_Indeed

            I don’t have time on Saturdays either.

    • TatR!

      I think the trend in businesses that aren’t just going straight out of business is to appeal to as broad a range of people as possible rather than hoping the one guy who wants to watch School Ties is happening to walk past at that exact moment

      • Louie

        That’s another good one to watch!

  • Miko363

    How about the 70s when people would go to porno theaters? The idea of that is just so, so strange to me.

    • ProjectBlue

      Poor Pee Wee

  • ProjectBlue
    • Professor Chaos

      If the person is anonymous, how did she get found out

      • ProjectBlue

        Apparently she was a doof and followed people close to her family on her puppet account

  • Professor Chaos

    Excluding news media and trump properties, NFL is now the most polarizing brand. 2nd is chick fil a. 3rd is cabelas (whatever that is)

    • Matt_Indeed

      I don’t know what that means.

    • Marv

      Cabelas makes super awesome hunting gear.

      • Matt_Indeed

        You need to cammo up when you use your AR-15 on a doe!

        • Marv

          You really do! Deer are super smart. Not only do you have to blend in you have to track them for awhile and only approach from downwind they’re crazy

    • Facts

      I love Chick Fil A.

      • Professor Chaos

        Love their fries

      • DAJackson7

        I had it for supper last night

  • Marv

    Edna had to use her spare keys because her keys are gone which means god fucking knows where he hid the keys lol

    • Professor Chaos

      Where did you hide them

  • ProjectBlue

    UPDATED: Amazon Studios boss Roy Price is going on a leave of absence, the company confirmed, amid details emerging of a 2015 incident involving Isa Hackett Dick, executive producer of Amazon’s The Man In The High Castle and upcoming Philip K Dick’s Electric Dreams.

    ….there’s going to be no one left in hollywood by christmas.

    • Matt_Indeed

      Sounds like a present for REAL AMERICANS.

      • Brian_Bayless

        Now we can pave the way for more Kirk Cameron directed fare.

    • Miko363

      Tyler Perry survives and it’s nothing but Madea movies in 2018.

  • Mikey

    Arrow was awesome last night.

    • interesting someone else last night crapped on it

    • Matt_Indeed

      I doubt this is true.

      • Mikey

        No it ruled. I had a fun time watching 🙂

  • You could openly smoke weed in that theatre too.

  • Facts

    Ki, Ki, Ki…Ma, Ma, Ma

  • I was at a bar last night, and some chick who I had had nothing to do with at all sort of sideways accused me of spiking her drink, I think.

    • Matt_Indeed

      It’s probably all going to get out of hand now.

    • Marv

      You should have grabbed her drink and thrown it onto the floor between your legs and been like “No I didn’t bitch but I have now!” And then done a shuffle on the mess.

    • Facts

      Probably because you saw that Singing in the Rain Rape picture.

  • Louie

    I Would also have an event where you can get a day pass for when we play Season 4 of Seinfeld as an All day event.

  • Brian_Bayless

    Looks like Robby Roadsteamer’s new album is coming out soon

    • Marv

      Thank god, this country is desperate for something we can all unanimously get behind.

      • Brian_Bayless

        From his facebook.

        “Congratulations! I’m making a new album with a full band. America is great again!! Hard working songs for a better America. Write congratulations so the Facebook algorithm thinks its for stupid healthcare of something! #TheHippiesLost”

        • Marv

          I swear I will actually buy this, I love this man lol

          • Brian_Bayless

            He put up a thing on FB Live where he was in the studio snorting lines of god knows what saying “I’m gassing up the plane.”

            He then proceeded to sample a Creed song for his track “Time to Masturbate.”

            Roadsteamer is a National treasure

          • Marv

            Hahaha

          • Brian_Bayless

            I Put a Baby in You is a god damn classic. Should have put him on the map

          • Marv

            I feel like the entire human experience was a prelude to the writing of that song.

    • Matt_Indeed

      The world waits with bated breath.

    • RudoWakening

      YEEEEESSSSSS

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    If I owned a movie theater, here would be my annual schedule:

    Valentine’s Day on February 14

    Titanic on April 15

    Star Wars on May 4

    ID4: Independence Day on July 4

    Back to the Future Trilogy marathon on October 21 and October 26

    Die Hard on Christmas Eve

    Plus more

    • Valentine’s Day is Feb 4. You have no authority over that.

    • Louie

      I’d play Bloodsport, Fright Night and Legally Blonde a lot.

      • Louie

        And School Ties.

      • Diddly: Basic B****

        I was dragged to a double feature of The Princess Diaries and Legally Blonde in 2001!

    • Brian_Bayless

      Play “The Ref” for Christmas

  • Facts

    Wife is quite hungover today and is upset she had to work.

    She couldn’t have waited to get drunk this evening?

    • Matt_Indeed

      I waited! It’s time! It’s time! It’s…..DRUNKY….TIME!!! (time, time, time, time)

  • Matt_Indeed

    My favorite line in Dean Martin’s “Ain’t That A Kick In The Head” is where “she’s picked up a king sized bed”…..scandalous!

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    Duck seems like the kind of person who would enroll at Harvard Law just to get back at an ex

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    Would any of your movie theaters screen WWE PPV events?!?!?

    • Matt_Indeed

      God no.

    • Brian_Bayless

      no

    • Matt_Indeed

      I don’t even screen WWE PPVs in my own house out of respect for my television.

    • Miko363

      Co-worker of mine has a close friend who owns a bar in Western Mass. His experience with ordering PPVs and airing them at the bar was pretty terrible.

      • Diddly: Basic B****

        My friend in Albany watches PPVs at a local pizza parlor. He is the only one who leaves a tip, orders food and drinks, etc. so the waitresses all fight over the right to serve him

        • Miko363

          Yep, this was the exact scenario. You get the slobs who don’t go out otherwise and have zero bar etiquette. They order one app if you’re lucky, a round of sodas, and take up a table for 4 hours.

    • Facts

      I would charge 11.99 to watch something they can watch at home for 9.99.

    • Louie

      Probably not.

      The point is for movies people would like to see.

      • Matt_Indeed

        Or for people to not bleed from the eyeballs.

        • Miko363

          Also you have to stay open until 1am on a Sunday because the show won’t fucking end.

    • No. You guys seem ok, but I would never do anything to invite wrestling fans as a group to any place I was attached too.

    • DAJackson7

      They would be forced to buy a dinner and at least three drinks for attending to see that

  • Why would you even pressure a woman into your hotel room just to jack off in front of her? What are you getting from that?

    • Brian_Bayless

      Its a power thing.

    • Facts

      Power over them.

    • ……an orgasm

    • Miko363

      Is this another thing Weinstein did?

      • Some Montreal actress says she met him 3 times. Each one was supposed to be a business meeting but was changed to his hotel at the last minute.

        First time he got her to give him a back rub, second time he answered the door without pants and then jacked off, third time he kissed her.

        She decided that the Canadian scene paid less, but had less Harv, and stayed home.

    • Louie

      Louis CK is a weird dude.

  • Facts

    I would own an AMC Theater.

    • RudoWakening

      Would you allow texting to appeal to millennials?

      • Facts

        Probably, yes and some other things.

  • It would be fun to run a theater like QT does

  • Brian_Bayless

    Yesterday on the BoD, I posted how some of Trump’s supporters are so in love with him they would let Trump fuck them and someone from team Trump said because I posted that I was a racist. Not really seeing the correlation.

    • no you are just homophobic

    • Louie

      I like that even the anti-Islam guy is anti Trump now.

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      I laughed when Biscuit responded “Ugh” to itwastyped

      • Matt_Indeed

        That’s pretty much the proper response to him in every situation.

    • Matt_Indeed

      So Mordecai Jones or itwastyped, I assume.

      • Brian_Bayless

        Mordecai

        itwastyped was too busy ranting about Muslims to notice

        • Matt_Indeed

          I’m pretty shocked Mordecai hasn’t had some sort of a meltdown and got kicked out yet.

    • Because you hate lower class white folk?

      • Brian_Bayless

        I love everyone.

  • Facts

    Hi mom this is my boyfriend Harvey.

    *Harvey smiles and gently shakes Mrs Lebowitz’s hand*

    Nice to meet you Mrs. Lebowitz.

    *Harvey sees a potted plant in the corner and runs over and begins furiously masturbating in it*

    • Miko363

      “He’s so spontaneous!”

      • Diddly: Basic B****

        He loves adventures and getting lost in this amazing city!

  • The amazon harassment thing is baffling… he harassed another Exec? you don’t understand how this works… you are suppose to use your power on those who supposedly can’t fight back

  • Facts

    People in Hollywood abusing their power?

    Nah that’s crazy talk.

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    NORTH CAROLINA FOUND NOT GUILTY OF ANY NCAA VIOLATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Oh my God, Day 2…

    • Matt_Indeed

      Of….

      • Screaming angry baby who won’t take a nap and let me have any time do get anything done around the house. And my wife going, “huh, that sounds like it sucks for you. I’ll see you in 8 hours… maybe later, I may go out with my coworkers.”

        Seriously, someone come over here and fucking kill me. I’m done with everything.

        • Yesterday was worse because I was on 4 hours of sleep and couldn’t get a nap in. At least I’m on a full 8-9 hours today, but the screaming has intensified. And I just wanna eat my breakfast, write a comic book review and watch Arrow. Those morning plans are now shot

          • Matt_Indeed

            Sorry. That sucks.

          • You sound like my wife. I took Monday off and she asked me when does she get a three day weekend, and I said that every day is a weekend for her and she disagreed.

          • Miko363

            Don’t worry, this eventually fades. Although that’s usually because you reach a point of complete and utter resignation.

          • I assume I’ll find someone to kill me first

    • it will be ok ::thumbs up:: I have no actual idea if it will be ok

    • Brian_Bayless

      Ferrari is at home
      Tired and burned out
      Ferrarwee is wide awake
      And all you hear is a shout

      Ferrari says its not okay
      His wife says that sucks
      Then she’ll go out with co-workers
      While Ferrari remains miserable as fuck

      But when the clock strikes noon
      And the anthem plays
      Ferrari’s anger disappears
      As he loves the American ways

      Ferrari is a true patriot

  • Matt_Indeed

    “Don’t panic!
    There’s still time to get your registration turned in for the 2017 Pumpkin Decorating Contest. See the attached form.
    Registrations are due Friday, October 20. ”

    …….Do I get an extra paycheck for this or am I doing this on my own time?

    • TatR!

      distinct lack of puns in there matt!

  • The Boy turns 5 tomorrow. Time flies.

    • Facts

      Are you going to send him to one of those child labor camps to make extra money?

      • I told him that he’s an adult now and needs to make some money.

        • RudoWakening

          It’s about time he started pulling his weight

  • Facts

    I miss that Extant poster on the BOD. What ever happened to him?

  • Reasonable Opinion Ghost

    http://m.tmz.com/#2017/10/12/weinstein-contract-the-weinstein-company-sexual-harassment-firing-illegal/

    ” Harvey Weinstein Contract with TWC Allowed for Sexual Harassment”

    well I guess that makes it ok then

    • TatR!

      TWC to allow sexual harrassment in attempt to appeal to harvey weinstein?

    • RudoWakening

      This bullshit is why women will forever be fucked over when it comes to sexual assault.

  • Matt_Indeed

    It should be illegal for executive orders to gut parts of what is a law. I don’t really understand how that is constitutional.

    • DAJackson7

      I don’t think it is….it’s to much like a line item veto

  • Brian_Bayless
    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      Maybe you should write a song about it!

      • Brian_Bayless

        Donnie tried to repeal the ACA
        Said it was a joke
        But he came up with a replacement
        That couldn’t get the vote

        But Donnie got in a rage
        Due to his psychiatric disorders
        And took the lack of votes personal
        So he made an executive order

        His low income voters
        Aren’t part of Donnie’s favorite tax bracket
        So he blames his decision on Obama
        And knows his supporters will fully back it

        His supporters want the wall
        And Obama Care repealed
        Donnie will continue to bend them over
        While they gleefully squeal

        This country is completely fucked!

        • Marv

          I like this one best.

          • Brian_Bayless

            Give me a situation and five minutes. You’ll get a country song

        • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

          Okay, now this I can get on board with.

          • Brian_Bayless

            I deserve a chance to sing these bullshit songs on SNL Weekend Update. Like what they have there now is any better or worse.

    • Matt_Indeed

      Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about below. I don’t understand how executive orders should be allowed to gut a piece of LAW. Obamacare is the Law, so you shouldn’t have that option. I don’t see how that’s constitutional, but apparently it’s allowed. Ridiculous.

      I guess he can just gut everything about ACA and make it completely useless and then they’ll vote to get rid of it based on the fact that there isn’t anything to it anymore.

    • RudoWakening

      Meh. We have too many people in this country anyway. Millions need to die! MAGA!

  • The Daily Hollywood Headline Roundup:

    Today’s creepo is Amazon Studios head Roy Price who evidently sexually harassed the exec producer of Man in the High Castle

    A new writer has been attached to Beetlejuice 2 so .. there is some new concerns they could actually happen. Tim Burton and Keaton are currently working o the live action Dumbo…………………I’ll just leave that sentence there.

    Fox knows the sexy super powers of C-Tates as his Marvel spin off Gambit comes out Valentine’s Day 2019.

    Kevin Feige has talked about what is coming in Phase 4 of Marvel. Well he basically didn’t talk about it but it sounds like we are looking at some sort of reboot “part of what makes them special, there is a finite quality to the best of fictional stories through history. And we wanted to do that at the end of our first three phases and 22 movies. How we start anew and wherever we go beyond that is a story for another time. This is really about 10 years on, bringing something to a head in a satisfying and unexpected way.”

    The New Mutants trailer is out there and…………..yeah the rumors were true based on the trailer its a horror movie.

    Finally an FYI. As Netflix has been removing futurama everything futurama goes up on Hulu OCt 16.

    That’s the latest Hot Gos from Hollyweird stop touching women who don’t want to be touched edition

    • RudoWakening

      I’ll take a Miles Morales Spider-Man flick, please and thank you.

    • Horror hero flick? Interedting

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      Loved the shot at Netflix on the new South Park

      “Netflix, you’re greenlit!”

      “We’ve never done this before, but I’m afraid we have to pass on your series”

    • Marv

      I like the daily pervo update. Harvey is up to 23 accusers now lol

      • TatR!

        oh yeah Perv News would be a good column

    • DAJackson7

      Futurama is a best as a dvd set, the writers commentary is gold

  • Also here is the new trent reznor version the halloween theme that he just dropped

  • TatR!

    guys gonna be watching riverdale later?

    • Mikey

      Let us know how it goes.

    • Yeah, probably me too

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      I might start Season 1 over the weekend because I think the girl that plays Veronica is attractive!

      • TatR!

        yeah she is!

    • I don’t think I have a twin peaks question for you today

      • TatR!

        it was good though wasn’t it? Like I’m glad we lived through it

        • Yeah I loved parts not others.. as I let it unpack I am coming to appreciate it more

          • TatR!

            yeah it’s rough when it first ends

  • So what did Obamacare do for the average Joe, like you guys? Did you not have health insurance at all before, or was it more expensive?

    • Brian_Bayless

      I mean, its not perfect but Trump’s plan will be an unmitigated disaster.

      • Marv

        I don’t know, he said it was going to be “great, great”

        • RudoWakening

          That gives me a lot of hope! Huge! Very, very— you know— hope!

    • Louie

      It’s still really expensive outside of a group plan (self-employed and tiny businesses get boned) but now it is mandatory.

    • Matt_Indeed

      The best thing Obamacare did was make morons who spent $300 on Game consoles but who make $10/hour, actually stop and use that money on their fucking health instead of something completely useless.

      Anyone who had company healthcare, nothing changed for us. Just the poor folks who were never offered health insurance or didn’t feel like paying for it.

      • TatR!

        hot damn I’m glad we have an NHS

        • Brian_Bayless

          I love the bullshit notion here that our healthcare, which is insanely expensive with a crazy prescription drug racket, is somehow the best.

          • TatR!

            I mean I guess you guys come up with the best drugs

          • It’s the best health care for health care industry workers who want to continue to be rich

        • Matt_Indeed

          Must be nice.

        • Our system is not without its issues, but I’ll take it.

    • DAJackson7

      My job didn’t offer insurance and to buy it myaelf before was around 500 a month…then it was 120….so i loved it

  • Marv

    Gas, grass or ass
    No one rides for free

  • Marv

    Sun is coming up now. It’s finally today.

  • Matt_Indeed

    I’m convinced that if we would have nominated ANYONE ELSE on the left, we would have won that election. I literally mean ANYONE ELSE.

    I’m partly to blame for this in a very, very, very, very small way.

    • TatR!

      aww matt it’s okay. but you have to say it. saaaaaaaaaaaaay it. say the phrase! You know the one!

      • Matt_Indeed

        No.

        • TatR!

          Bernie would’ve….

          • Matt_Indeed

            No

          • TatR!

            Bernie would’ve w….

          • Matt_Indeed

            No..

    • Marv

      Should’ve nominated Harvey Weinstein then rather than war with North Korea we’d get to hear about him fingerblasting Angela Merkel in an alley behind Laimer Bierstube

      • Matt_Indeed

        Jerkin’ it to a bonsai tree while visiting the Japanese Prime Minister.

  • Miko363

    How has some Parmesan cheese company not used “Make America Grate Again” yet?

    • Marv

      No company in their right mind wants to have anything to do with anything right now lol

      • Diddly: Basic B****

        Gun companies maybe

      • Miko363

        Play on words are tools of the liberal elite!

    • Matt_Indeed

      There clearly aren’t creative cheese companies out there.

    • TatR!

      people who eat cheese are good people and they would burn that companies factory to the ground

  • TDHHR: Update: Disney/ABC has begun their long rumored layoffs. It is rumored to be between 40-200 employees. Rumors are that even bigger moves could be coming including the sale of ABC

    • I got let go by ABC an hour ago. I don’t even work there .

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      I figure they sell off ESPN before they sell ABC.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      40-200 for a company the size of Disney? Sounds low.

  • So the guy who makes babies with plants could actually profit from all of this via suing for breach of his contract?

  • TatR!

    I apologise

  • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

    I would definitely be rubbing it in nats fans faces if they had any fans.

    • TatR!

      Duck’s a fan!

      • Louie

        It’s the team of America!

        • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

          *Jerry Jones raises an eyebrow*

        • TatR!

          Not to be confused with America’s Team

  • Mikey

    What’s everyone doing this weekend?

    • Brian_Bayless

      Organizing the nursery.

    • Birthday parties!

    • Louie

      A nice stroll through town with my lady and maybe a movie.

    • TatR!

      A completely lazy one hopefully. Huge football game on saturday lunch time, then just sitting around watching lesser football games until its time to go back to work

      • Louie

        Who are the Jags playing this week?

        • TatR!

          The… Hags?

    • Marv

      Supposed to go to jello wrestling but the babysitter bailed so now we’re panicking trying to find someone. If that falls through we’ll probably spend the weekend killing ourselves.

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      Cleaning my apartment after 2 weekends of not being there!

    • Miko363

      Kid’s soccer
      Kid’s Little Gym
      1 year old’s birthday party
      Staring at a wall before crying myself to sleep
      Sunday:
      Cleaning the house
      Soccer and town pumpkin fair all afternoon
      Repeating the staring and crying

    • Reasonable Opinion Ghost

      Working on Saturday and learning Japanese on Sunday.

    • DAJackson7

      Tearing apart my truck tonight so i can avoid going to things with my wife the next two evenings

  • Marv

    Oh Oliver Stone is getting accused now too.

    • Shocking

    • Reasonable Opinion Ghost

      There have been rumours about Louis CK for a while now.

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      His hand went back… and to the left

      • Miko363

        There must have been a Second Squeezer.

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        *golf clap*

    • TatR!

      playboy playmate claims oliver stone once “honked my breast like a horn”

      • Marv

        Oh it was a Playmate? Oh whatever then.

      • Well that’s just funny.

        • TatR!

          I was going to leave the headline there without comment and see if it got any laughs

      • we cant honk now????

        • TatR!

          Not like a horn! Not a breast!

        • Miko363

          You can but you have to make the honking sound, too. He probably forgot to make the sound, and that’s where he went wrong.

          • TatR!

            i feel like honking is an important part of honky culture

          • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

            This is funny on a number of levels.

          • TatR!

            I’m a very, very talented poster.

  • So Oliver Stone has gone from lets not rush to judgement to.. I’m walking from my Showtime Guantanamo series as long as TWC is attached.. to getting accused…. that’s a wild ride

    • TatR!

      Seems like condemning sexual assault is basically just inviting allegations, if I was a celeb I’d keep my mouth shut

      • TatR!

        yeah yeah I know I’m a celeb to you guys

  • Marv

    Accusing people of sexual assault is so popular now even playmates are trying to get in on it? That is hilarious. That’s like a stripper complaining that they got looked at.

  • Matt_Indeed

    Bernie probably would have won.

    Although I still say the country is more centrist than that, and Biden would have won a lot easier.

    • Brian_Bayless

      Biden would have won and not fallen for Trump’s debate tactics

      • Matt_Indeed

        Yeah, I think so. Joe’s a more convincing tough talker too.

      • Reasonable Opinion Ghost

        Likely would’ve been an awful president .

        • Marv

          That’s a super relative term these days.

        • Brian_Bayless

          When you look at who we have now, Ted Cruz seems like a better choice

        • Matt_Indeed

          Why would you think that? Can’t be even close to as bad as what we have right now.

          • Reasonable Opinion Ghost

            I wasn’t a fan of the Obama years and Biden would’ve continued it(probably go even further to the right).

          • Matt_Indeed

            I was a fan of the Obama years, and Biden would’ve continued it. And Obama didn’t “go to the right”. And Joe Biden isn’t a centrist, he’s just not a socialist like Sanders.

    • Marv

      Goetz?

      • Matt_Indeed

        Sure. Although I still think Hillary got the tunnel crowd.

    • Matt_Indeed

      Shut up, TatR.

      • TatR!

        hey what I do! What I do!

  • Marv

    I want the next guy accused to be way way out of left field, like Sandra Bernhard accuses Tom Hanks of repeated drugging and raping or something.

    • Miko363

      Bill Cosby should come out and say Weinstein propositioned him during the making of Leonard Part 6.

    • Brian_Bayless

      Ally Sheedy accuses Ben Vereen

      • Marv

        Bwahahha, yes this lol

      • Miko363

        Good, fuck Ben Vereen. How come he don’t want Will, man?

        Great now I’m crying.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      Either Weinstein has decided to take everyone down with him or Trump is spilling the dirt on his Hollywood pals, hopefully with his fake publicist persona.

    • Brian_Bayless

      Kathy Bates accuses Quentin Tarantino

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        Joseph Gordon-Levitt accuses Kathy Bates

        • Brian_Bayless

          Charro accuses Kathy Bates

          • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

            Liberace’s ghost accuses John Wayne’s ghost

          • Brian_Bayless

            Verne Troyer accuses Scarlett Johanssen

      • RudoWakening

        Dame Judy Densch accusing Penny Marshall

    • I thought James Van Der Brel saying he was sexually harassed was pretty fucking random

  • Louie

    I think the part of this sexual assault thing I’m most upset by is that it’s probably going to make movies shitty as a side effect.

    • Matt_Indeed

      That’s what really matters, after all.

    • Marv

      Every film will be made by a woman and we’ll all have to pretend it’s wonderful because it’s made by a woman, how wonderful it will be when all movies star wonderful women and are made by wonderful women and despite being pretty bad we all still have to pretend they’re wonderful.

      • Brian_Bayless

        Isn’t that how Sofia Coppola won Best Director for Lost in Translation

        • Marv

          You know her mom was assaulted by a big Hollywood director over and over and over for years it was terrible.

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        TBF, the movies we get now are pretty bad.

      • Matt_Indeed

        To be fair, Kathryn Bigelow is a good director.

      • TatR!

        now you can watch Ghostbusters 2016… every day.

    • You mean, shittier? They’ve been pretty bad for a while already, skip.

      • Matt_Indeed

        Old movies, just like music, are better.

      • Marv

        Without Harvey around how will we ever make a sixth sequel to Terminator?!

        • Brian_Bayless

          “Terminator Six: The Accusing Ends Now”

          • Marv

            “Cum with me if you want a job.”

          • Brian_Bayless

            “Hasta La Vista, Harvey”

  • Louie

    I think my favorite so far was Rob Schneider saying he had been harassed.

    • Marv

      LOL yeah that was pretty great

      • Louie

        Like, I’m pretty sure Hollywood directors aren’t molesting ugly ass Making Copies Guy. Might be straight fucking with him though.

        • Brian_Bayless

          He was probably thrown off the studio lot by security for pitching Deuce Bigalow Runs for Office and thought a security guard grabbed his ass in the process

    • Marv

      My favorite part honestly has been Ben Affleck apologizing for being hot in the 00s

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        I think there has to be some leeway for how long its been, and whether or not you were a stupid kid at the time.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

  • I picture Bay has a contact list on his phone of 80 women and just mass texted… DON’T GO TO PRESS..COME TO ME.. i HAVE A STARRING ROLE FOR YOU!

    then he is talking to the studio….” so Micheal…. you want to replace all the robots with hot women you’ve previous worked with for the next 5 Transformer movies? “

    • Megan Fox was like, “I already called you Hitler and no one cared.”

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      That one Victoria’s Secret model got the job in the 3rd movie (I think it was the 3rd) by showing up wearing see thru clothing and no bra

  • Not to play down that some of this stuff is very serious and greasy, but I’d bet there are a loooottt of actors who’ve slapped some chick on the ass while drunk at a party, and coming out as super offended is just asking for trouble. You’d better be sure that you’re squeaky clean.

    • “Why is Hollywood silent on Harvey Weinstein?”

      Well…

    • Marv

      Yeah Ben Affleck figured that out right quick when he said he was disgusted and an hour later Twitter was aflame with video of him touching a breast in 2003 or something.

      • *cut to Affleck*

        Jesus, that happened fast… these nerds have too much time on their hands.

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        That was just dumb on Ben’s part.

      • yeah butit’s double edged because if you don’t you have them screaming WHY ARE YOU STAYING SILENT !!!

    • TatR!

      people on twitter love pointing out hypocrisy, it’s definitely something they love more than actual justice and stuff

  • Dwayne

    My favorite comic series right now is Moon Knight by Jeff Lemire.

    • Marv

      I read some Old Man Logan on my Kindle in the wee hours of the morning and it kept suggesting I get Moon Knight. I barely even remember him from back in the day. Is it really good?

      • Dwayne

        Yeah. It’s good an weird in a fun way.

    • Jeff Lemire is my favorite comics writer currently

  • Dwayne

    I also gotta listen to that Wu album

  • Reasonable Opinion Ghost

    It’s almost as if having control over materials that allow workers to produce allows you to exploit them.

    • TatR!

      nationalise hollywood!

    • Louie

      Which is what in the case of Hollywood? Parts in movies?

      • Yes.

        • Louie

          So… The producers of movies are exploiting the potential actresses for their movies. But this could be avoided by… taking the movies away from the producers?

      • TatR!

        also catering

    • Marv

      Right Hollywood would be better if they purged everyone of talent and gave everyone a fair share of the…films…wait what happened this fell apart so fast

    • Louie

      And furthermore, Affleck himself would be considered a worker as would any actor/director?

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

  • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

    I’m waiting for someone to accuse Meryl Streep of something at this point.

    • That Meryl Streep is such a phony!

    • Marv

      Like having a sore throat or something.

      • TatR!

        fuck yeah

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        Sit on it, Marv.

    • Brian_Bayless

      Pauly Shore accuses Meryl Strep of fondling his balls on the set of Jury Duty

    • I accuse her of knowing nothing about MMA

    • Bitch took my ice cream once. She’ll be dead soon. This, I vow.

      Oh, yes.

  • Clooney and Leo have to be the only ones sitting back going “ehhh they wanted it… and I say they wanted it…everyone will go……yeah that checks out”

    • Marv

      You’d think but they went after Ben. No one is safe really.

      • Ben spent the late 90s and earl 00’s pissing both men and women off with shitty movies

        • TatR!

          yeah nobody’s going to make allegations against GOOD Batmans

          • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

            Val Kilmer: Uh-oh!

    • Clooney, Leo and Brad Pitt have a pre-emotive press conference to say, “Seriously, look at us.”

  • Brian_Bayless

    Shit, now I need to write Terminator Six: The Accusing Ends Now. The Terminator is set to destroys all accused of harassment in Hollywood.

    • It would wear out first.

    • TatR!

      wouldn’e he go back in time to stop the harrassment before it happens

      • Brian_Bayless

        This is a rushed through current event movie so no

        • TatR!

          oh okay

    • Marv

      cut to kyle reese arriving in an energy bubble at Jack Nicholson’s house in 1977

  • Facts

    Tom Hanks accused of Sex Slave Trafficking by Margot Kidder. Details at 11 right here on The Casual Geekery.

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    I really didn’t realize how many old people there were until I started working in a hospital.

    Just endless amounts of old people.

  • How long til the Brett Ratner thing resurfaces?

  • Dwayne

    Terry Crews coming out about being sexually harassed was one of the more surprising things.

    • Not really. Look at that man’s pecs…

    • Marv

      Who the motherfuck has the balls to just walk up to THAT GUY and grope him? I mean honestly that guy deserves to grope, he is fearless and we should probably make him a soldier or something

      • Money & power solve a lot of problems.

      • Louie

        Some hardcore power broker.

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        Either he’s lying for attention or there’s an exec out there with the biggest balls in the universe.

      • Devin Harris

        old white women

        • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

          This is true.

    • WOnder if that’s what got him addicted to porn.

  • Casey Affleck is like…hey! everyone attacked me before all this stuff.. they forgot about me already!

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      Who?

      • Ben’s brother…. won the oscar last year

        • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

          I know, but for a second I saw the name and was like “who the fuck is that?” and decided to go with the joke.

  • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

    President Ah-nold would have just made groping legal and solved this whole mess.

  • Facts

    I was sexually harassed by Woody Allen.

    -Shaquille O’Neal

    • Miko363

      How the hell do you think Kazaam got greenlit?

  • Every Hollywood exec pre 1980 is looking on from the afterlife going…………thank christ!

    • Brian_Bayless

      In all seriousness, lord knows what happened to all the 80’s child actors that turned to drugs. I bet they were practically all abused

      • Miko363

        I have no idea how Drew Barrymore is not in a psych ward right now.

        • The cocaine helped, I’m guessing. When you start doing blow at 7, you get used to a lot

          • Miko363

            Yeah I’m just thinking given all the creeps in Hollywood that a drunk and high 12 year old may have ended up in some terrible situations.

          • The only thing that I think probably protected her was being the granddaughter of John Barrymore.

      • in one way or another

      • In a surprising twist, turns out Michael Jackson brought them all to Neverland to PROTECT THEM from being abused

        • Louie

          He had gone through it in the 70s.

      • Hell Judy Garland was basically feed a diet of laxatives and speed by the studio for the prime of her career

  • Louie

    I kind of hope someone accuses Jack Nicholson and it kills him Paterno style.

    • ………well that’s dark

      • Louie

        Would society learn anything from murdering him? Maybe?

        • huh?

          • Louie

            If Twitter killed Jack.

          • Im totally confused on what side of this argument you are on

          • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

            That’s our Duck!

          • he seems to want to take Jack down but then wants everyone to feel bad about it

    • Marv

      Nah, leave Cuckoo’s Nest the fuck alone. Make it someone beloved like Bill Murray. Murray dying from a sex scandal would be incredible.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      He’s Hollywood’s Dracula, you ain’t killing him with anything less than a stake through the heart.

    • I’m sure it’ll happen. Don’t forget it was his house that Roman Polanski was using for misdeeds.

  • Facts

    I can’t wait until all of the dirty secrets at Disney are uncovered. Oh yes.

    • Louie

      Nickelodeon.

      • Diddly: Basic B****

        The rumor for decades has been that Dan Schneider is a pedo

        • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

          I figured the Sam & Cat implosion was gonna yield some dirt but nothing came out of it.

          • DAJackson7

            That Jeaneette chick is hot

  • Devin Harris

    Whether it be the NFL or Hollywood, I don’t see any of these institutions crumbling. They just regroup and adjust. Nothing really will change

    • Marv

      Oh for sure, but it’s fun to watch everyone freak the fuck out.

      Honestly in today’s political climate laughing at vile sex abusers seems to be the only thing that can bring us all together.

    • Yeah with hollywood.. I don’t think the NFL is going away soon but.. I think they are on a path they aren’t ever going to recover fully from. I don’t think ratings and business will ever by as high as they were a few years back

      • Devin Harris

        The protest stuff is part of it but there was no way they were going to sustain that level of interest anyway. Concussions, never ending commercials, and style of play was going to do them in sooner or later

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        You can’t put out a crummy product AND be sleazy at the same time.

  • Facts

    Deep in my heart I think Tom Hanks is a serial killer.

    • Oh he’s murdered hookers. You can see it in his eyes

      • Facts

        I am glad I am not the only one.

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        Peter Scolari Accuses Tom Hanks of Wanting To Be True “Bosom Buddies”

  • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

    Remember, Humphrey Bogart publicly slapped his second wife around, and he’s still beloved.

    • it was a different time Grampa

      • Brian_Bayless

        When our country was great?

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        That’s Weinstein’s argument and that’s not working too well for him!

  • Marv

    I didn’t know who Dan Scneider was so I had to look him up, lord that dude is handsome enough to be a wrestling ppv recapper that started on IRC

    • Marv

      Ugh every photo of him with a child star is creepier than the last

      • Diddly: Basic B****

        There’s one of him with Miranda Cosgrove and it looks JUST like the pic from 10 Cloverfield Lane where they discover John Goodman was crazy and killed that girl

      • Louie

        Supposedly been going on since at least All That.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      His production partner was the Fonzie wannabe from the same show and I’m sure he’s got some skeletons rattling around just dying to get out. He produced all kinds of young actresses in the 1990s.

      • Brian_Bayless

        That guy was a fucking goofy bastard.

        They were both on that god awful Head of the Class show

  • Louie

    I should probably just starting throwing links to CDaNs Probably Bullshit Blind Items lol.

  • I had no idea Dan Scneider was behind all the Nick shows till I heard about the allegations a year or so ago but that was another…”really… I can’t even like the fat guy from the 80s sitcom head of the class anymore?” I don’t know if I ever would have but the option to ever like him on that show again was taken from me.

    • Brian_Bayless

      Yeah, the fat guy from Head of the Class is in a position of power.

  • Shaun King is offering $50,000 to identify people at white supremicist rallies who were caught on camera being violent.

    This… will not end well…

    • Brian_Bayless

      Online witch hunts seem safe, right?

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      I recognize (insert name of hated poster here)!

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    Stars discovered by Dan Schneider:

    – Amanda Bynes: Crazy
    – Kenan Thompson: On SNL
    – Kel Mitchell: Irrelevant
    – Jamie Lynn Spears: Got pregnant as a teen and fell off the face of the earth
    – Victoria Justice: Had nudes leaked during the Fappening and fell off the face of the earth
    – Lori Beth Denberg: Fat
    – Drake and Josh: Had a falling out over wedding invitations earlier this year
    – Miranda Cosgrove: Fell off the face of the earth
    – Arianna Grande: Is now a singer with an annoying voice

  • Marv

    Dude that has been super into kids shows and kid actors and being around kids and knowing what kids are into but despite being married has no kids of his own…yeah sure that’s normal totes

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      Jesus

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      I think he and Brian Robbins got together and said “you take the pre-teens and I’ll take the older ones with daddy issues”.

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    Dan Schneider star Danny Tamberelli is actually doing well raking in royalties from playing Michael’s son in Grand Theft Auto V!

  • Oh my.

  • Brian_Bayless

    In Terminator Six, his first target his Dan Schneider.

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    Now I just want to watch Good Burger

    • oh yeah forgot he was the manager

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      With a side order of what exactly, Diddly?

      With a side order of what?

      • Diddly: Basic B****

        Just a milkshake made by Abe Vigoda!

    • Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, how can I help you?

  • I should get ready for my trip to Philly to see Tranquillo and his improv tonight…

    • ehh just play it by ear

    • Marv

      *ponders*

      Nope sitting there with a screeching baby is still better than seeing improv

    • Dwayne

      We were thinking about spending the night in Philly after Fright Fest next weekend. But hotels are sold out. Something must be happening there.

      • Marv

        What it is ain’t exactly clear.

        • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

          oh fuck you

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      AND?

  • Marv

    Rolling Stones for dance party time, watching some old live stuff and I kind of wish I was an actor and Mick Jagger was a producer if you know what I’m saying I’d about fuck this dude if you don’t know what I’m saying

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      He just might take you up on that.

  • Dwayne

    I’m hungry. Think i’ll get a turkey sandwich from the deli with spicy mustard and pepperjack

  • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

    I’ve always wondered about Lorne Michaels. Rumor is that he had relationships with Nora Dunn and Molly Shannon, but there has to be more.

    • Brian_Bayless

      Kristen Wiig with the fact the whole show revolved around her

    • I hadn’t heard about Shannon… I knew about Dunn and she seemed pretty bitter in more recent years

  • ProjectBlue

    @JordanRaanan

    OUT for Giants on Sunday: Jonathan Casillas, Olivier Vernon, WR Sterling Shepard, DE Romeo Okwara, TB Paul Perkins, C Weston Richburg. Ouch!……..ha ha ha ha ha ha, Eli gonna die

    • ProjectBlue

      Desperate Victor Cruz makes public plea to re-join Giants……….good christ what a shit show

      • Dwayne

        I thought my Jets were going to tank this year but they are actually trying to play. The Giants look like they’ll be in the running for that #1 draft pick.

    • Facts

      Broncos gonna massacre the Giants.

    • Miko363

      Eli should announce they’re honoring the military by playing Army-style football and running the ball 80 times.

      • ProjectBlue

        …he’d still die, 80 runs, their shitty line would still allow at least 5 good hits before he got the ball to the rb

  • Louie

    I am 100% in favor of society itself turning into a crucible for the famous and semi-famous.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      I have no idea what this means.

      • Louie

        Perpetual witch hunting.

        • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

          Oh.

  • Facts

    I feel a lot of the world’s problems would be resolved by sex robots.

  • Brian_Bayless

    Sick of all the harassing from Hollywood Execs and actors? Then watch the stylings of a true talent without the allegations as Jimmy Hart tries to rebuild Robby Roadsteamer

    • Marv

      Honestly to pump the new album he should really go out and get some allegations.

      • Brian_Bayless

        His new album contains the song “Get Her From Behind on the Helicopter Pad”

        • Marv

          Seriously though he should be having women call up radio stations and complain about how Robby wouldn’t molest them despite their best efforts

  • I might go see Bladerunner this weekend.. am I suppose to knell during the previews to promote unity?

    • Marv

      No but I think you’re supposed to sleep through the second and third act because it’s Blade Runner.

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        This is why I like you sometimes.

  • Marv

    So I guess 10 years of marriage is worth as many upvotes as a Buffalo Springfield joke lol

    • Louie

      It sounds like that’s about right, for what it’s worth.

  • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

    So how long before female producers and execs start being accused?

    • Marv

      Lol at women having power what year is this, nineteen-ninety-never?

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        There are a few, wasn’t the head of Sony during the hack a woman?

        • Marv

          Well yeah they put her there because they knew they were getting hacked, make a lady take the fall

    • ProjectBlue

      Kathleen Kennedy’s a furry, that’s why they haven’t killed off Chewie yet!

      • DAJackson7

        I spit my damn mint out

  • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

    What’s poppin’?

    • Louie

      Nickelodeon stars via Dan Schneider.

      • Marv

        Hahahahaha jesus

    • Facts

      Marv’s kid probably. Oh I read that with an extra two o’s.

  • Marv

    CNN’s headline is the breaking news that Trump doesn’t like Obamacare because it’s named after Obama…I’m stunned at this brand new take

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      Well it’s better than him hating it because Obama is black. Progress!

  • bahahahha Goodell’s wife has been outed as an anonymous twitter defender of him

    • Marv

      I feel bad for the lady she just wants people to like her idiot husband.

  • Reasonable Opinion Ghost

    ” All but two Adelie penguin chicks have starved to death in their east Antarctic colony, in a breeding season described as “catastrophic” by experts.
    It was caused by unusually high amounts of ice late in the season, meaning adults had to travel further for food.”

    🙁

    • Miko363

      Can you just change your avatar to Rachel Dratch’s Debbie Downer already?

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        LOL

    • Louie

      : (

    • ProjectBlue

      Those penguins died so fools would know global warming’s a myth! #MAGA

      • Miko363

        “Drrr…shouldn’t them football players be kneeling for global warming if it’s such a big deal? Libtards!”

    • Marv

      Fuck yeah this is what gets me up in the morning.

  • chester recorded a carpool karaoke 6 days before he died? weird

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      Chester Cheetah?!?

    • ProjectBlue

      Chester the Cheetah: Gone too soon

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      Probably wanted to kill himself after doing it.

  • Brian_Bayless
  • Louie

    Here’s yesterday’s CDaN Possibly Bullshit Blind Item:

    http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2017/10/todays-blind-items-predator.html?m=1

    • Brian_Bayless

      One of the more convoluted things I’ve read today

      • Marv

        I gave up halfway through the first paragraph because I realized I didn’t care what the internet in 1998 was trying to tell me

      • Louie

        Yeah, it’s a shitty one.

        • Brian_Bayless

          The “Almost Network Hit Show” clue they always toss out is so vague.

          • Louie

            It means WB or UPN or CW. So Van Der Beek

          • Brian_Bayless

            A TGIF character means it was a laugh-track sitcom.

  • ProjectBlue

    ….last four classes of week. The struggle is real.

  • Marv

    I’ve been over here for five minutes trying to come up with some kind of Carpooling/Crawling parody and getting nowhere.

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    Salad. Water.

    • Marv

      What is…what my poops look like after a day of eating hard-boiled eggs and onions?

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        Right. Select again. Two more categories on the board.

    • Louie

      A nice salad of romaine lettuce, carrots and red onions is delicious with Cesar dressing!

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      I caved and snacked before bed last night and feel terrible 🙁

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        Same. I had a ham and cheese sandwich like 20 minutes before I went to sleep.

        It’s why I’m eating a salad for lunch.

        • Diddly: Basic B****

          I ate a bunch of Goldfish crackers.

          My lunch today is just Belvita crackers since I have no lunch food at home and I’m too cheap to buy a shitty Jimmy Johns or Subway sandwich

    • Miko363

      Matt Indeed is Charlie Bucket?

  • Devin Harris

    I’m listening to this Wu-Tang song. Most rap acts don’t last that long because they don’t have anything to say. The Wu-Tang is proving that to be true. Redman’s verse was the best but it sounds a tad like old man get off my lawn rap.

    • Dwayne

      I like the old man stuff because it’s more relatable than the rapping 20 year olds.

      • Dwayne

        I would think differently if I was 20

      • Devin Harris

        I’m an old man but I’m not the get off my lawn type of old man.

  • Hollywood is now not even rebooting stuff that was ever popular. NBC is developing 2002 surf movie Blue Crush as a tv series.

    • Marv

      Hell yeah, got my Blue Crush now all I need is my spine!

  • Louie

    I liked this week’s South Park.

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      That’s still on? Neat.

  • Louie

    I’ve actually been losing weight lately. It’s pretty great!

    • DAJackson7

      Since i started going to the gym everyday a few weeks ago i made it my mission to not get on a scale till the end of the month…..the suspense is killing me.

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    Saturday’s games are ass.

    • Louie

      Who’s Alabama playing?

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        Arkansas.

        • Louie

          That sounds like a barnburner!

          • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

            Mmmhmm

          • Diddly: Basic B****

            The only intrigue is if Bret Bielema will be fired during or immediately after the game

        • Diddly: Basic B****

          Alabama, Arkansas?

          I do love my mom and pa

          • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

            Diddle-don’t.

          • Louie

            Not as much as I’m in love with you!

    • Devin Harris

      They’ve been trying to put over this Oklahoma-Texas game like it’s something people want to see. Take the names off the jerseys and it’s an underachieving team vs a very underachieving team

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        ESPN.com is doing the ol’ “sure no ranked teams are playing each other, but watch out! That means we’ll see upsets!”

        They’re probably right, but it doesn’t make the shilling any less hilarious.

        • Devin Harris

          This year it’s Bama, Clemson then everyone else. I don’t trust Georgia, Miami, Washington, or Wazzu

          • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

            Right. I mean, it’s been that way for 3 years now. Alabama, Clemson, and everyone else.

  • Marv

    LOL I found a Chip Chipperson fan in the Foxnews live chat on Youtube and he’s wrecking things

  • Marv

    I’m waiting for Trump to come out and announce we’re leaving the Iran nuke deal then I’m going to hug my son and wait patiently for the bright light

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      It’s getting pretty scary, really. And not in that super liberal overreaction sort of way either.

      Dude is barking at North Korea, backing out of Nuke deals, and pissing everyone off except his rally base.

      • Marv

        Yeah we’re basically doomed I just keep hoping that, like my own country, North Korea forgets the northwest exists.

        Or thinks we’re Canada. I mean whatever.

        • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

          They really need to get rid of this guy. Even crazy old religious nutter Pence would be a welcomed sight at this point.

          • Marv

            It’s fascinating how he has managed to get himself involved in every area of our culture in 18 months or so. He dominates every single topic.

          • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

            Yeah. He’s probably going to piss off the wrong person soon.

          • Brian_Bayless

            He makes everything about himself. And his supporters are brainwashed.

          • Mikey

            Right. Pence is a tool but the dude would at least handle shit better.

          • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

            He’s from the senate. He knows how shit works and wouldn’t step on toes.

          • And I’m STILL convinced the GOP is waiting til after the midterms to impeach Trump to give Pence a potential 10 years as president…

          • No thank you

          • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

            It would be better than Trump.

          • Nope, it wouldn’t. Nothing is getting done with Trump. Pence would have everyone praying in schools by week 2.

          • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

            That is terrible, but I’m more concerned over nuclear winter.

          • It’s not going to happen, for the same reasons it didn’t happen during the Cold War: fear and incompetence.

          • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

            Okay. Here’s hoping.

          • Worst case scenario? North Korea blows itself up, because they’re incompetent

          • Louie

            Yeah. Everybody is missing his amazing 0% success rate.

          • Even his executive orders are like, “yeah, that’s nice, but we can’t actually do anything with this. Here, go tweet something.”

          • Louie

            It’s been really fun to watch.

        • Louie

          You’re forgetting the two crucial elements here.

          1. They’ll aim for missile silos in the Midwest.

          2. They probably don’t have the best rocketry technology so the bombs will actually probably drop halfway to their target.

          It was an honor.

          • DAJackson7

            Crap..i keep forgetting about number 1 and thought they would hit LA or NY

  • Marv

    They have a relatively hot black chick anchor on Fox now and WOW this chat um…does not appreciate her

  • Louie

    Does David Spade wear a wig?

  • Marv

    And here we go…

  • Marv

    He’s announcing “his stratij” lol ok

  • Louie

    I don’t know, it’s been a pretty fun show the last year.

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      Watch more Netflix.

    • Marv

      It’s fun when he’s tweeting about football from the shitter. When he’s supporting Nazis and chirping at another lunatic with a bomb it’s not so fun.

      • Brian_Bayless

        There are some very fine people on both sides

  • Marv

    …he just keeps mentioning every Iran-related bombing over the last 40 years, oh boy this is not going to go well

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    50% off Papa John’s Pizza all weekend! Thanks, Peyton!

    • DAJackson7

      Still 7.99 for a carryout!

  • Brian_Bayless

    Holy shit this press conference is real and its terrifying.

    • Marv

      Yep.

    • Marv

      I mean, at least he’s begging for war from a script though so he’s being presidential and stuff…

      • Brian_Bayless

        Dick Cheney would be proud

  • Brian_Bayless

    “Iranians hauling off money from the airport”

    Jesus…

    • DAJackson7

      Oh Fuck really?

  • Brian_Bayless

    He’s telling his base what they want to hear and doing it in a way you would explain policy to a 10 year old kid

    • Marv

      Chances he’s reading his own briefing? 110%

    • DAJackson7

      I would not be even a little upset if someone shot him right now.

  • Louie

    “… and Ayatollah him that he’s fihed.”

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    Lunchtime! Byeeeeeeee!

  • Marv

    The President just announced on air that he’s going to send spies to find out what’s up in Iran lol

    • Louie

      I hope he sends Channing Tatum.

      • Marv

        Send Akroyd and Chevy no one likes them anyway and they’re trained

        • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

          That’s not a movie made in 1999-2008, he won’t get it.

          • Louie

            I actually got it because it was part of the other plot in the Family Guy episode that brutally made fun of improv!

    • Oh come on…

    • Brian_Bayless

      That’s something to announce

  • TatR!

    Lot of admin to get through of course, but looks like we’re buying a house!

    • Marv

      Wow that was crazy fast!

    • Mikey

      WOW congrats! That’s awesome my man!

  • Devin Harris

    I think I’m going to just go blow money this weekend. No sense in saving it if this moron is hell bent on getting us killed

  • Marv

    Whew I was scared we were only going to call out Iran, I forgot about Syria

  • Facts

    I don’t think Trump is mentally fit to be President.

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      Duh.

  • Brian_Bayless

    You can listen to our president lay the ground work for WWIII right now.

    • Sure, he’s been laying the groundwork for the second American civil war for 6 months or so

      • Brian_Bayless

        Two wars at once. Impressive!

        • Marv

          Bushian even!

          • Brian_Bayless

            Somewhere, Cheney has a tear roll down his cheek

  • Marv

    General Kelley is behind a curtain somewhere mouthing along to every word like that mom out in the audience whose daughter is in her first play

  • Devin Harris

    He’s struggling so hard to read

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    Sounds like this is going well.

    • Brian_Bayless

      If you are a CEO of a company that manufacture weapons

  • Devin Harris

    Trump doing something our allies were firmly against. Sounds like a theme

    • Marv

      Allies? Who cares about them the important thing is Obama liked this so it has to go.

      • Brian_Bayless

        He’s a vindictive sociopath. He literally tried to sue a comedian who made a joke about him and calls every report about him that is unfavorable “fake.”

        This is sociopath 101.

  • Rowlf

    Before all of this, Trump probably thought Iran was just a Flock Of Seagulls song.

    • Marv

      I kept waiting for something like “A lot of people don’t know this, a lot of people, but in 2002 a man named Hans Brix had this same problem and…”

  • I wonder if Ross Perot would’ve fared any better.

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      What?

      • at being POTUS.

        • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

          That was random. He ran 25 years ago, so who knows.

          • Well, he was a businessman who wasn’t part of the normal system. Seems like a reasonable comparison. Also, I voted for him.

    • Marv

      It would be interesting to see what the world would be like if he’d have won in 1996. Mostly because then we don’t have the Monica scandal and I think that changes the cultural landscape immeasurably.

      • Just goes to show that you should always make the bitch swallow.

      • TatR!

        Didn’t he run in 92? It’s like a cert that without him HW Bush would have won by a mile, right?

        • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

          Yes.

        • Marv

          Oh right, who was 1996? I guess Bob Dole. Blech.

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    “Work with our allies to counter the regimes destabilizing activities and support for terrorist proxies in the region”
    “We will place additional sanctions on the regime to block their financing of terror”
    “We will address the regimes proliferation of missiles and weapons that threaten its neighbors, global trade and freedom of navigation”
    “We will deny the regime all paths to a nuclear weapon”

    All of that is very vague and doesn’t mean anything. And what sanctions? lol

    • Marv

      It reminds me very much of the ramp up to Iraq. I mean it’s basically ALL the same shit Bush said in those first few speeches.

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        Congress won’t go along with it.

        • Marv

          Until the President publicly forces Iran’s hand into an attack on whoever. These things aren’t nearly out of the realm of possibility.

  • Miko363

    My hope is that people like Mattis and Kelly are behind the scenes secretly working to smooth things over. Honestly I think they already want to quit but they feel a duty to actively try to impede Trump if it gets to the point where he orders something ridiculous.

    • Marv

      Absolutely. Kelly clearly wants the fuck out of there but he’s duty bound.

  • Facts

    I thought we had a beef with North Korea. What does Iran have to do with anything? Because Obama did the arms deal then it has to go?

    • Miko363

      If they handed Trump the ACA as currently written and wrote TrumpCare on it he’d sign it in 5 seconds.

    • Marv

      We’ve had a boner for Iran since the late 70s. It’s not an accident that we just spent 15 years building bases in Iraq and Afghanistan, effectively encircling them.

  • Mike Mears

    Man, I love Billy Corgan, but he needs to stop doing things.

    • Facts

      like buying worthless wrestling companies?

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        Did he actually buy the company or just the name?

        • He bought the name and is planning to start running a new company.

          • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

            Maybe his buddies at infowars can help him.

        • Mikey

          Thought he bou….as I’m typing this I have no idea.

    • TatR!

      I think it’s okay. It’s inoffensive I guess.

  • Marv

    Seattle is getting ready to protest a speech here by Betsy DeVos tonight I guess.

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      It’s good that Seattle is anti-satan.

      • Marv

        Oh there’s so much hate for the whole thing here.

    • Brian_Bayless

      She’s a worthy choice to protest.

  • Louie

    I’ve always been a fan and proponent of widespread chaos and disorder. This has been a heck of a ride.

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      I’m glad you’re happy.

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    I’m surprised any time Trump or his people cross over the Mississippi.

    • Marv

      There’s a loooooooot of Trump land west of that river.

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        True.

    • Louie

      A lot of this could have been avoided if Hilary had gone West.

      • TatR!

        like Fievel

        • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

          And Michael W. Smith

  • Mikey

    People are not pleased getting called today. REALLY not pleased.

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed
  • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

    SO are we at war yet? I got shit planned this weekend

    • Brian_Bayless

      Not yet but eventually.

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      Not yet. We’ll get there soon enough. Don’t worry.

  • Time to post the NukeMap again I guess. Have fun plotting the destruction of your homes.
    http://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/

    • Marv

      I love this thing. Also, we’re all going to die.

      • It’s Aliens. They sent a coded message to Trump telling him to destroy the earth when he looked into the eclipse.

  • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

    I liked the New Mutants trailer.

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    Today sucks.

  • Miko363

    On the plus side, most of us are too old for the draft.

  • Brian_Bayless
    • Marv

      “A lot of people don’t know that I’m their president.”

      • Brian_Bayless

        “Believe me, I talked to the President of the Virgin Islands. It was bigly. He said I was the greatest President he has ever met.”

        • Marv

          Well…that’s actually true though lol

          • Brian_Bayless

            “He wears the greatest shoes and has the highest IQ but the media will never tell you that.”

        • Miko363

          “Name of the island was kinda misleading though…”

    • see this was the kind of LOL Bush stuff that with Trump is so far down the list it’s barely worth mentioning

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    I think I’ll be Slutty Harvey Weinstein for Halloween

    • Brian_Bayless

      I feel bad for anyone who goes as a plant….

      • Louie

        COUPLES COSTUME!

      • Diddly: Basic B****

        The costume would be a fake plant wrapped around my waist covering my bare manhood. The butt would still be exposed though

    • TatR!

      Same in the sense I’ll be at home in my dressing grown giving candy to people on the condition that they

    • Louie

      I put serious thought into a Slutty Donald Trump costume.

      • Marv

        There will be 50 people at every party in white shorts with a tennis racket

        • Louie

          I’m thinking blue blazer, red tie, orange wig, no shirt.

          • Diddly: Basic B****

            If I had the spare cash I’d buy a cheap suit from Kohl’s or something and cut it to where the midriff is exposed

  • Marv

    Eating peanut butter and banana I can’t wait for this nap time I’m the mayor of Tuckered Town

  • Marv

    Sexual assault is hilarious

    • do you regret not getting a fig tree costume for halloween

      • Marv

        I regret getting any costume for Halloween since I don’t think we’re going out

        • you should just be wearing it every day next week when she comes home

          • Marv

            I will at least demand some fun times in it

  • TatR!

    Always worth mentioning whenever GWB starts getting rehabbed that Trump hasn’t actually DONE anything worse than what Bush did. He’s SAID worse but not done worse

    • Brian_Bayless

      He hasn’t even been in office 9 months yet.

      But you are correct. The Iraq war was horrifyingly bad.

  • TatR!

    I’m not sure Brand New’s Deja Entendu holds up anymore guys

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      I like it still, but it is very early 2000’s.

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        Yep. You heard me.

  • Holy Crap Harvey is going to challenge his firing! Now this is from TMZ so we will see “We’re told Weinstein’s position — he did not violate his current contract, which he signed in October 2015. He maintains no sexual harassment complaints were lodged after he signed the contract. We’re told TWC never gave Weinstein it’s reason for the firing.”

    • why every time I cut and paste it gets super weird formatty… It didn’t show up weird like this before I hit post

      • Marv

        The way it’s formatted on the original site. It’s not a text window you’re copying code it doesn’t know any of those lines are suppose to connect

        • I figured but normally it shows up weird in the box so I fix before posting

        • TatR!

          always good to paste into notepad and then copy from there. I write most of my posts in notepad!

      • TatR!

        he admitted it! He admitted he’s stealing content!

    • Anyway I just loved that his last contract had if I do anything to women from here on out you can punish me. He gets fired
      “nuhuuuu it all happened BEFORE i signed that contract!”

    • ProjectBlue

      Dude should have taken whatever settlement they were offering. Even if that works he’d reign over the ashes.

  • TatR!

    I’ll be dressing up as TatR from the internet again this year

    • Brian_Bayless

      Home-owning TatR

      • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

        Complete with sweater vest.

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      oh no

  • Louie

    I will be doing my usual costume of finding a large cardboard box and putting it over my head and torso and declaring I am a box for Halloween.

    Neighborhood kids love it when receiving candy.

  • Marv

    I’ve got a cod piece and I’m ready to travel. I hope we can find a babysitter this weekend was supposed to be tits. Literally tits it’s jello wrestling.

  • RudoWakening

    North Korea has been announcing various declarations of war for about 25 years, usually more than once a year. I’m still not terribly worried.

  • Marv

    Yay nap time *dies*

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    My top idea for naughty Halloween costume was “Chatroulette Window” which is basically you get a giant posterboard and attach it to yourself, cut a square in front of your face, and another square in front of your twig and berries

  • My slutty Football Hero costume is going to be rad

  • https://twitter.com/CP24/status/918879230913667073

    Tim Horton’s debuts chicken wing sauce latte in Buffalo.

    • Why take two things I love and turn them into the stuff of nightmares??? why???

    • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

      Maybe Curry can test that out for us in between his kitana fights in alleyways.

    • RudoWakening

      FUCKING NOOOOOOOOPE

    • I love that a Brit is following a local Toronto news station.

  • It’s_Friday_I’m_Matt_Indeed

    The fever, the focus.
    The reasons that I had to believe you weren’t too hard to sell.
    Die young and save yourself.
    The tickle, the taste of…
    It used to be the reason I breathed but now it’s choking me up.
    Die young and save yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    For TatR.

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    My buddy wants to go to an art gallery tonight to try to pick up one of the artists whose work is on display. I am thinking of skipping out on that.

    • Brian_Bayless

      A gallery wingman? Yeah, I’d pass too

    • DAJackson7

      That sounds awful

      • Diddly: Basic B****

        He says they’re fun, but I don’t know. I’d rather just stay in

    • That sounds dreadful.

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    All my work for the week is done and both my bosses are gone. This will be a loooooooong 2.5 hours

  • Brian_Bayless
    • DAJackson7

      Oh my

  • DAJackson7

    In a shocking development the NCAA said “no biggie” to UNC making up a fake degree for basketball players and wont make them forfeit wins or championships. If that was East Carolina they would be screwed.

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      And now EVERY team knows how to get away with cheating; it’s okay if you offer your fake classes and degrees to the entire student body!

    • Mike Mears

      It was the right ruling. The NCAA shouldn’t have jurisdiction over academics.

  • Facts

    I miss Mel Gibson getting drunk and calling people Sugar Tits.

    • TatR!

      Turns out Mel was Hollywood’s most honourable man

  • I’m glad that I live in a city that is very unlikely to ever be nuked, even in the unlikely event of a nuclear war. I like my stuff.

    • DAJackson7

      I’m more worried the government has a silo somewhere in the Ozark mountains and the fallout reaches me

  • Well, in a surprise to no-one Sears Canada is shutting down.

    • DAJackson7

      Sears America soon to follow

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      If Target couldn’t survive Canada, what can?

  • So whatever happened with Puerto Rico? Everything’s good there now, right?

    • Dwayne

      I think things like that take quite some time to recover from

  • RudoWakening

    I’ve got nothing to do at work. Might as well read some JLA or something

  • This tree in California is on fire…from the inside!
    https://twitter.com/cnni/st

  • Facts

    Trying to find a book to buy.

  • OGILALA!

  • This Trump guy seems like a bit of a wild card. I’m not sure that he was the best choice guys.

  • Facts
  • ProjectBlue

    Down goes Clooney. “A former “ER” actress claims that she was sexually and racially harassed daily on set — and George Clooney helped “blacklist” her from Hollywood when she complained.”

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    🦍. If I timed it right, this is comment #1000 for today.

    • Big day for you Champ!

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        They are all big days. No little days here, dogman.

        • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

          All this time, I thought that was a bear!

  • RudoWakening

    Stupid nuke industry being full of conservative racist cunts.

  • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

    If Clooney’s going down, no one is safe.

    • They already got Bat-ffleck. Kilmer and Michael Keaton are next.

      Hopefully, Kevin Conroy is safe…

  • RudoWakening

    This place in Astoria, Queens featured on Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives looks delicious

  • RudoWakening

    My old roommate is front row for ROH in Pittsburgh tonight. Minoru Suzuki is probably going to kill him

  • I’m thinking about only posting one thread for the weekend instead of one for Saturday and one for Sunday.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      This will make Dougie sad so I’m all for it!

      • RudoWakening

        Seconded!

  • Professor Chaos

    So what chaos did you guys cause today?

    • RudoWakening

      There was lightning in La Crosse!

  • RudoWakening

    Almost time for playoff baseball!

  • So, two votes for one weekend thread instead of a Saturday thread and a Sunday thread.

    Anyone else care to chime in?

  • Astros home crowd is loud and proud. Let’s quiet them up, boys! ALCS Game 1! Woo!

  • ProjectBlue

    Trump Claims Victory in War on Christmas: ‘We’re Saying Merry Christmas Again’ …….FUCK YEAH!

    • RudoWakening

      So, it’s business as usual on Christmas Eve and Day

    • The Silver Fox

      I’m an agnostic, yet I’ve never cared whether someone wished me “Merry Christmas ” or “Happy Holidays “.

  • RudoWakening

    Aaron Judge needs to learn how to hit again. Again.

    • Dude just completely regressed after a hot September. If he breaks out in the next game or two, the Yankees are going to be dangerous.

      But Keuchel is really good and always gives the Yankees fits. I hate going up against that dude.

      • RudoWakening

        He’s not overpowering but he’s got great movement and command. And he knows just how to pitch EVERYONE

    • Professor Chaos

      Make Aaron judge great again

  • RudoWakening

    What a play by Altuve

  • Professor Chaos

    Watching black mirror

  • Marv

    Jesus another baseball game? Take a day off.

    Meanwhile it’s 6:20 at night and my wife is already shitfaced drunk while I am almost too sober.

  • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

    Looking at the WWE 2K18 game.

    Man, that is a sad current roster.

    • Marv

      They’re pretty much out of old guys to throw in there to remind us of the good times right?

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        Pretty much. If you took out Brock, Taker, HHH and the legends, you’d have a hard time convincing me that it wasn’t a TNA game.

        I wish they had an option where you could download the roster you wanted.

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        Beth Phoenix is DLC. I mean, I got nothing against her, but really? Are people just dying to play as the Glamazon and relive the thrilling era of 2007?

        • Marv

          So the game is basically just like the show now, that’s cool

    • Get in there quick before Neville is gone! It won’t be the same without Neville!

  • Louie

    I would encourage two more people to also vote two Saturday threads and one Sunday thread. That would give us a majority on the vote.

    Democracy!

    • Marv

      I’m just going to make a Sunday thread anyway and ruin the whole thing.

    • ProjectBlue

      It’s not balanced though. Should alternate weekends and do one Saturday and two Sundays every other.

    • My opinion on number of threads is that who cares?

      • Marv

        I like us being the blog that actually has something to do on the weekends.

        • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

          Duck clearly doesn’t.

          Or he just wants Geekery After Dark so he can talk about his weird duck penis.

  • RudoWakening

    My workout today has been a thorough stretching session and a bit of core work. Holy fuck my legs are especially tight

  • Marv

    I’m listening to Ari Shaffir talk about Ralphie May (we’re at desperate levels of trying to avoid these drunk women in my house) and he’s talking about how Ralphie insisted on doing two-hour shows every night because “Look the average person makes $14 an hour, after taxes $10 an hour. And I charge $20 for my show. That means these people worked two hours to earn the money for a ticket to see me…I should give them two hours of laughter so it’s even.”

    • Professor Chaos

      $20 is cheap for a name Star.

      Also 2 hour shows are long

      • Marv

        Yeah I appreciate the sentiment but god is that a long time to be trapped in a club. Even at the Comedy Cellar, where I was marking the fuck out, I got super bored by 90 minutes in (then they held us hostage there for another 90 minutes)

      • Comedy is best served in an hour or so.

  • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne
    • Professor Chaos

      Ok

    • Marv

      Lol is that real? And who is that?

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        Chris Hero. And oh yeah, it’s real and it’s SPECTACULAR.

        • Marv

          Hmm. I don’t know who that is either lol

          Oh well.

          • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

            He got fired for fatness and came back even fatter.

            The key is he learned to use his fat better, I guess? I mean, he wrestles like a big fat heel and not a fat guy trying to pretend otherwise like Owens.

          • RudoWakening

            Hero is an odd case of a guy that was pretty good when he was in shape but became a GREAT wrestler once he got fat

    • RudoWakening

      He’s FAT!

  • Macklin JeriPratt

    My dad lives right out where the fires have been raging. The last few days his town has had an advised evacuation but thus far have been unaffected. But they have a fire to the north and east and heavy winds are expected to push both fires right to him so he’s packing up his stuff and heading my way.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      Fires to the west and hurricanes to the east.

      What a country.

      • RudoWakening

        Not to mention clowns on your left and jokers on the right

    • RudoWakening

      The Mendocino fires are getting pretty bad now. CHP has been turning people traveling the 101 south around at Willits. The fires have MELTED THE FUCKING GUARDRAILS

  • The first week of reviews for the DC CW shows is complete with my review of the season premiere of Arrow!

    http://thecasualgeekery.com/2017/10/13/arrow-s6x01-fallout/

    I know no one here cares.

    • Marv

      I mean, you’re right I don’t care, but I clicked!

      • Well, that’s… something? I guess?

        I’ll just assume you actually read it so I can feel less like I’m just wasting time writing things here.

        • Marv

          I did read through it real quick because I wanted to see who was a superarcher now.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      I care! But Flash…I don’t know. It just doesn’t work for me anymore. Legends was great!

      • ProjectBlue

        It was closer to being good flash again. It seems to ebb and flow based on Cisco. Happy Cisco makes for a better show

      • Legends will be well represented in this weekend’s power rankings.

    • I don’t really watch television.

    • RudoWakening

      I love Ollie in the comics but I don’t think I’ve seen a single episode of Arrow

  • Marv

    Ari’s talking about how he could see how bad Ralphie was getting and so for the last year or so every time he told him goodbye he really really told him goodbye because he was sure it was the last time he’d ever see him. I’ve had drug addict friends that were like this, where I just had to sit back and watch them slowly commit suicide. That shit is lame-o

  • RudoWakening

    I’m not sure he made that tag in time

    • I don’t know if he did either, but the umps should’ve reversed the call just because the Astros were douchy and walked off the field before the challenge was decided.

  • Facts

    11

    • RudoWakening

      26

  • Marv

    Hey did all those bitches stand up for themselves and not tweet today? Wasn’t that supposed to be a thing?

    • *checks Twitter*

      I have a bunch of women tweeting on my timeline…

      • Marv

        I thought they were all going to stop tweeting because Rose McGowan something something

    • Facts

      Why aren’t they tweeting?

      • Professor Chaos

        twitter is sexist for taking rose mcgowann off

        • Facts

          Oh. We sure do love our knee jerk reactions.

          • Marv

            It’s better than a plant jerk reaction.

  • Marv

    I would never get a tattoo, it’s just not my deal, but I am fascinated by some of these websites with collections of tats and how incredibly detailed that art form has gotten over the years. Like some of these tats from a photo look like the real person, they’re getting to a crazy level.

    • Marv

      Like just in my own lifetime that art form has gone from topping out somewhere around a loop of barbed wire to now doing lifelike stuff, that’s a crazy level of advancement in 20 years.

    • RudoWakening

      This dude is FUCKING AMAZING:
      https://www.instagram.com/yogi_barrett/

      • Marv

        That Ren & Stimpy rules lol

  • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

    Time to ruin some childhoods!

    “Inadvertently”, yeah right. Look at that smile, he knew what he was doin’!

    • Marv

      This only makes me love him more. God what a badass.

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        The fact that they didn’t cut back to the kids is a dead giveaway, LOL.

    • Professor Chaos

      thought that was photoshoped before

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        I did, too, but NOPE.

    • RudoWakening

      Fred could kill you in so many ways

  • Marv

    So Grampa’s video led me to Fred Rogers accepting a lifetime achievement award at the Emmys and he spends his entire speech talking about how we all have special people in our lives and how important it is to try to be someone else’s special person. Holy christ that got me a little teary eyed! Fred Rogers is a baaaaalllllllllleeer

  • Marv

    Jesus I was *NOT* expecting tonight to spin into watching Mr Rogers but here I am halfway into an episode lol

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      Find some Chef Brockett.

      • Marv

        I never liked him.

        • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

          I appreciate him more now, a “chef” who never actually cooked anything and was clearly crazy.

    • RudoWakening

      Mister Rogers creeped me out as a kid

  • Facts

    Wife is really hungover. Guess I will watch Mindhunter on Netflix.

  • Marv

    Now I’m watching a doc on the guy and it’s actually depressing me because it’s like…I’m over here doing nothing lol I am helping people in no way

    • Curtis Williams

      I can’t read or watch anything about him because I’ll get depressed that he’s dead.

  • Marv

    LOL one of the crews favorite things to do was to replace Fred’s dress shoes on the set so when he’d shoot the “sing a song, get dressed up and go back out the door” scene he’d go to put the shoes on and his feet would get squished.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      I swear sometimes he walked out in his socks, and this might explain why.

  • My racist uncle thinks that Donald Trump sits like a real man, while Justin Trudeau sits like a little girl.

    • Marv

      *googles*

      Oh wow Trudeau really does doesn’t he lol

      • Professor Chaos

        he does. he needs to manspread more

  • RudoWakening

    Frida upgraded her iPad to the 12.5” model. That’s goddamn near a laptop

  • Is the show “Suits” a thing? That’s what they’re filming at my building lately. Today I crashed their catering.

    • Marv

      Yeah. One of Edna’s friends is obsessed with it, I’ve never seen a minute I think it’s on USA

    • Professor Chaos

      I used to watch it. Premise went on way too long

    • Professor Chaos

      one of the characters on the show will be the princess of england

  • Facts

    I really like this show so far. Ive always been interested in studying serial killers.

    • Marv

      Whatcha watchin

      • Facts

        Minhunter on Netflix.

  • RudoWakening
    • 25 years ago my cousin had his whole back done with a castle cutaway and a dragon holding a naked chick. All in colour.

      • Marv

        Ooof, that’s why I could never get a tattoo no matter what it was within like 45 seconds of them being finished I’d be like “Ok I’m bored with that now. Do something else.”

        • Macklin JeriPratt

          It probably speaks volumes about me as a person but I am not passionate or dedicated enough to anything to have it on my body “permanently” I either lack the conviction or the passion.

          • Marv

            Same. I’m far too changeable for anything permanent like that.

      • RudoWakening

        That’s impressive. My largest is a pirate ship on my thigh that runs from just above my kneecap to the very top of said thigh.

    • Marv

      That second guy is good stuff.

      • RudoWakening

        Frida is on his page! She’s the “Friends Not Food” tattoo. The snout on the pig looks awfully familiar

  • Professor Chaos

    suits would have been better using the british model of 3-4 seasons and done.

  • Stranger In the Alps

    What’s up, casual geeks? Brilliant Game 1 going on tonight, for sure.

    Also, my album picks of the week are the new St. Vincent and Robert Plant.

    • RudoWakening

      I would expect a world class motherfucker to select those two for albums of the week

  • Marv

    These bitches are drunk and going out, the boy is in bed (not asleep but oh well) so…let’s see what we can get into.

    Hey an article about Liberia. Ok.

  • Marv

    Weird. Liberia was a nation founded by former American slaves that wanted to go back to Africa. President Monroe was super in support of it and that’s why their capital is Monrovia. Learning.

    • Booscuit

      Liberia is a sad story. Charles Taylor was only the most recent brutal despot; oddly, Pat Robertson was a major backer due to gold interests in the country.

  • Facts

    Oh i know I’m gonna be up late binging this.

  • RudoWakening

    Watching TatR’s favourite football team