Geekery Saturday – September 30

Another week of news has come and gone. As we close out September, let’s take a look at what’s happened over the last few days.

• Hot on the heels of the SNES Classic’s release to scalpers yesterday comes news that we’ll be getting another retro system next year, but this time Nintendo has nothing to do with it. The C64 mini – a new system based on the classic Commodore 64 system – will feature 64 games and a classic style joystick. The system’s website has 37 games listed right now, with more to come.

• Long-time Dark Horse editor Scott Allie has stepped down from the company to become a freelancer, according to a report on rumor site Bleeding Cool. The editor, who started in 1994 editing Hellboy, was responsible for shepherding Joss Whedon’s extended Buffy comics through the company and served as editor-in-chief from 2012-2015. He stepped down to the title of executive senior editor after allegations of sexual misconduct came to light.

• Billy Zane, best known for being Billy Zane in Titanic and The Phantom, will do it one more time, this time at legendary huckster PT Barnum on DC’s Legends of Tomorrow. If anyone would take advantage of weird anachronisms running around the world. it would be PT Barnum.

As an aside, for an hysterical refresher on Barnum’s life, take a listen to episode 291 of THE DOLLOP podcast, where comedians Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds discuss all the crazy things the man did. Definitely worth a listen.

• Finally, Lynda Carter, who played Wonder Woman in the 1970s TV show, has decided to weigh in on James Cameron’s opinions about whether the movie WONDER WOMAN was “groundbreaking” or if it was a step back for female characters on the big screen. Yesterday, she posted this to her Facebook page:

To James Cameron -STOP dissing WW: You poor soul. Perhaps you do not understand the character. I most certainly do. Like all women–we are more than the sum of our parts. Your thuggish jabs at a brilliant director, Patty Jenkins, are ill advised. This movie was spot on. Gal Gadot was great. I know, Mr. Cameron–because I have embodied this character for more than 40 years. So–STOP IT.

What will you be talking about today?

 

  • The Silver Fox

    Had 2 Oktoberfest lagers, an imperial stout and an ale aged in bourbon barrels last night.

  • On Wednesday night, while perusing YouTube for trailers for the Open Thread, the site recommended this video to me:

    IT’S ME! Yes, YouTube’s recommendation to me? Watch videos of myself! YouTube knows me well.

    • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

      You didn’t wear your Casual Geekery t-shirt?
      .
      For shame

  • Ugh. My wi-fi sucks today. I’ll be back later.

  • RudoWakening

    Watching Tottenham destroy Huddersfield

  • The mayor of San Juan says, “Hey, we need more help! Things aren’t going well here!”

    POTUS responds by calling her nasty.

    What a jerk.

    • RudoWakening

      And she’s being told by Democrats to be nasty to Trump.

      I… I legitimately fucking despise our president. Dubya may have been a piece of human garbage but at least he didn’t lash out and insult world leaders like an 8-year-old

      • Even calling W. a piece of human garbage was excessive when viewed through the lens of El Presidente Trump. At this point, he’s a dude I disagreed with on policy terms, but overall was nowhere near the shitty human being that this guy is.

    • Dwayne

      Trump is going to get cut if he keeps messing with the Puerto Ricans

      • ProjectBlue

        I think he’s fireproof by this point. How many groups has he gone after the past year+ and still ticking along mid-40’s approval rating? Stupid and/or selfish white people have done in the country

    • Facts

      Those poor Puerto Ricans. What a fuckhead

  • Dwayne

    My daughter wants to be Supergirl for Halloween.

    • That’s fantastic!

      • Dwayne

        Yes. She is excited for it. I explained how she is Superman’s cousin.

  • Reasonable Opinion Guy

    Ravana > Rama

  • Facts

    Russia is on the drugs

    https://youtu.be/kmB4DfG-3K4

  • RudoWakening

    Chick that got in the elevator with me was 1000% making the walk of shame

    • Dwayne

      Y’all had fun?

  • Marv

    Who let me drink so much wtf

    • Dwayne

      I had a couple of beers and it destroyed my stomach. I’m old

      • Marv

        We crushed a bottle of whiskey and now my brain is mush

        • Dwayne

          I would be ok with whiskey. That’s grown man shit.

          • Marv

            Yeah my wife drank more than me for sure

          • Dwayne

            I hope so

  • Dwayne

    Hey Marv you don’t watch wrestling you are so cool.

    • Uh oh…

    • Marv

      I know!

    • Why just him? There’s a bunch of us here who no longer watch!

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        It’s a cute bit they got goin on at the fat Canadian’s page.

        • They leave me out after everything I did for them?!? What a bunch of ungrateful, disgraceful hyenas.

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            It’s a damn shame, skip.

    • Fun_Matt_Indeed

      Me too! Me too!

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    I miss posting pictures. I miss Picture Pages. Remember Picture Pages? No one remembers those.

  • Fun_Matt_Indeed

    Gonna party like it’s my birthday!
    Gonna sip Bacardi like it’s my birthday!

    But it actually is my birthday. So yeah.

    • Facts

      Happy Arrival to Earth!

      • Fun_Matt_Indeed

        Thanks! Things happened before I was born, and things will happen after I die.

        • RudoWakening

          But we’re they really that important if you weren’t around for them?

    • Dwayne

      Happy birthday

    • Many happy returns of the day.

    • Mikey

      Happy Birthday!

    • In honor of your birthday, I will… uh… say happy birthday.

      • Fun_Matt_Indeed

        Seems appropriate.

    • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

      Happy birfday!

    • RudoWakening

      Happy birthday buddy!

  • Facts

    Time for more Firefly

    • Mikey

      Meh

  • Watching the second to last Preacher. Loving Hitler’s “jesus this kid has more baggage to deal with before we get out of here ?”

  • If you are on the instagram the #puberme thing Nick Kroll and Colbert have going on to raise money for Puerto Rico is pretty great. Everyone is posting their awkward puberty years pics

  • Oh wow Flatliners still pulling a 0% with over 30 reviews in

    • Someone needs to zap those ratings back to life!

    • It never seemed like a great idea to do a reboot/sequel/whatever the hell this is.

      • what are you talking about everyone’s been going WE WANT MORE FLATLINERS…for years…or something

      • Blackjack Jowalsen

        There was something called Flatliners before?

        • Julia roberts, keifer sutherland, Kevin bacon

    • Reasonable Opinion Guy

      RIP Ellen Page’s career

    • Mikey

      Nina Dobrev needs to pick better projects.

  • Marv

    Sooooooooooo our friends heard us last night lmfao my wife is mortified

    • ::high five:: attaboy

      • Marv

        We were very very very drunk hahaha

        • look on the bright side you probably are free of any more of these come stay with us then we’ll come stay with you things

          • Marv

            lol I’ll be sure to let her know

    • RudoWakening

      **SLOW CLAP**

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    It smells like marshmallow and white out. The good shit. Liquid Paper….not that bobo Bic Cover-It shit..

  • RudoWakening

    ‘Member HyperColor?

  • ProjectBlue

    Female teacher, 25, gets prison for ‘sexual contact’ with boy while watching ‘Deadpool…. Unless Wisconsin laws are SUPER specific, weird author chose to highlight Deadpool in the headline

    • It’s clickbait. Deadpool tracks, so it was included in the headline to bring more people in.

  • Marv

    I am quite enjoying humiliating this woman today lol

    • That poor woman. Will she ever feel comfortable calling you and yelling slurs ever again?!?!

      • Marv

        Gosh I hope not

    • it is one of the perks

    • RudoWakening

      It’s been a decade. You’d think she’d be used to it by now

  • The Professor

    RIP entertainment 720

    • Comdukakis

      I will say that storyline (particularly when he puts together the campaign rally for Leslie) is a point where Tommy goes from annoying (and funny) but likeable to unlikeable.

  • been productive so far ran 7 miles went to the library, got lunch. bought some other stuff am over 15500 steps today. Going out to the store a little later but other than that ready to be super lazy from here

    • I’ve..done nothing.

      NO! I loaded the dishwasher!

      • I need one of those. ours has been broke for some time and since she doesn’t wash them and I don’t like spending money.. we haven’t got around to it yet

        • I keep telling Dinah we need to move to an apartment that has a damned dishwasher. She reminds me we DO have a dishwasher… me…

        • When we bought the house it didn’t have one, and after years of apartment living where I was the dishwasher, I made sure that was the first improvement that we did. I learned a lot about plumbing and carpentry as well!

    • RudoWakening

      I hit the gym (started with 35 minutes on the treadmill doing the Alpine Pass program), went to the store, and got coffee. I’m at 10550 steps for the day

    • Marv

      I went to another soccer game and my kid had a full melty so I put him on my shoulders and carried him around for an hour. My shoulders are killing today’s workout is done.

  • And my system isn’t working. I wonder if that means I can go home.

  • Holy crap did I over spend this month.

    • Blackjack Jowalsen

      Yep, me too. I needed new tires and a new car battery in the same week.

  • RudoWakening

    Think I’ll watch the PBS Superheroes documentary series

  • RudoWakening

    And it starts by saying that “Action Comics #1 may be the most important comic in history.” YOU FUCKING THINK SO?

    • Fucking Marvel-biased bastardos.

      • RudoWakening

        So far it’s been all Siegel and Shuster and Supes. Of course, they haven’t reached the 40s yet in the series. You should probably watch this sometime

  • Marv

    “Blah blah blah whatever’s she’s saying”
    “Careful babe the kids can hear you.”

    Alllllll day hahahaha

  • Finished Preacher..kind of bla ending
    getting caught up on Half and Catch Fire now

    • I liked the ending only because it got me excited about what they’re gonna go in Season 3. ANGELVILLE! Gran’ma! TC and Jody! Maybe even an appearance by God!

      • yeah…it wasn’t terrible guess I just wanted a little more bang

        • It left me kind of flat until I realized where they were going with it. The Hitler stuff is completely throwing me.

          • I love that too. I like they are adding something new and he is playing the part so great

      • RudoWakening

        Gran’ma is a brutal bitch!

  • Blackjack Jowalsen

    My friend wants me to make dough nuts at his party tonight. Knowing what I know about the usual bachelor kitchen, I’m going to go ahead and bring all the cooking and prep stuff with me.

  • for someone who’s wife takes off for paris in 3 hours..this is bad to see
    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/passengers-terror-airbus-plane-engine-11265832

    • Ah, see, I would be reassured that a freak, one-in-a-million accident ALREADY HAPPENED to someone else. Less likely to happen on your wife’s flight.

      • possibly. I’m the kind of guy who will have her flight on a screen all evening. keeping an eye on it

  • RudoWakening

    So far the best part about Superheroes is all of the old artists and writers shouting their experiences with comics

  • In 2018, Marvel is publishing a miniseries called OLD MAN HAWKEYE, about an older Clint Barton, which is being written by former NY Daily News features writer Ethan Sacks. I’m in a fantasy baseball league with that guy!

    • Dwayne

      I’m gonna read that. Hawkeye is pretty dope.

    • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

      You should have an interview with Al Rooker again to talk about the comic and put it up on YouTube!

      • That… you know that wasn’t Al Roker, right?

        This could end up being problematic…

        • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

          Hmmm,,,,yeeeeah you’re right
          .
          I’m pooped, don’t mind me

  • Dwayne

    Yeah I guess my daughter is picking up superhero love from me. She’s going to be Supergirl for Halloween and she also loves Starfire and Wonder Woman. I have to get her into some Marvel characters.

  • I’m liking that Halt and Catch Fire went…..nobody is watching this
    anyway so f it.. lets go neck deep in search engine building techniques

  • Comdukakis

    went to the Renaissance Fair this morning. Observations:

    1. so much boobage, some good, much bad.
    2. Kind of a meat market. I got looked up and down a couple times very obviously
    3. some of these people must spend thousands on this stuff
    4. place needs to ban furries. Perfectly good place with many dressed up in period costume, some (like me) in normal clothes. Don’t need 6 foot tall Pokemon costumes and guys in Tiger costumes. It wouldn’t be so bad if I didn’t know that these creepy folks get off sexually on dressing up

  • Rudo is going to be very busy when we are older… when all of our dads or whoever you have of an older generation that knows how to fix everything

    • Marv

      I am so confused

      • I’m making an assumption that a lot of us rely on older people who know how to do and fix stuff to help us and when we are that generation the Rudo’s of the world will be much more in demand because there will be less of them

        • Marv

          Nah this isn’t the old place with a bunch of man children that can’t change tires

          • Anything my dad didn’t teach me to do around the house, I learned how to do myself.

            Changing a tire isn’t that hard.

          • ok fine… I’m the one who can’t fix stuff then…

            I can and do change tires though

          • Comdukakis

            don’t feel bad, I can’t fix shit. And there are more of us than the “alleged” them

          • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

            Some things I can be pretty handy, others I know it’s best to have someone take care of

          • Don’t get me wrong, I would rather pass shit off to do on someone else – especially since I rent and my landlord fixes most issues, but I can do shit if need be.

          • I’m great at the tearing down.. lots of house renovation I have done and have spent hours and hours doing grunt work.. it’s the other half the… ok that’s done now lets do the part that will be final and it’s suppose to look nice afterwords that I’m like……..nope……that’s not going to be on me

          • I don’t think I’ll be doing construction any time soon…

          • Marv

            YouTube is great for that stuff that’s how I replaced the fuel filter in my truck

          • This is true I’ve been able to do some things with the help of youtube

          • I changed the oil in my car once. I decided it was definitely worth paying someone to do that for me.

          • Marv

            I love doing my own work on my truck it’s a blast

            Definitely helps to have a garage though

          • I think it would be easier to do on a truck that has a little more room underneath than a sedan.

          • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

            Yeah, fixing your car outside in the dead heat of the day is no bueno

          • RudoWakening

            Same.

          • my change my own oil story is a disaster. after 4 trips to the auto part store it was finally determined that the oil change place put the filter on to tight to take off without what ever power tool they put it on with. I spent like 4 hours and about 8 pounds of sweat and didn’t even get it done……..and the kicker was Blanche’s old truck kicked the bucket before the next time I would have got to change the oil. This is standard procedure when i try and do something myself

          • Marv

            Pump, not filter I’m drunk

          • ProjectBlue

            (Cries)

        • I fix things. I don’t even have a dad.

    • RudoWakening

      Here’s the kicker: I’m not much of a handyman AT ALL. Like, I can fix drywall and paint the fuck out of a house, but my area of expertise is tearing things down

  • Guess I’m going to go get some shopping done… then be home for the night…no idea what I’m doing for dinner

    • RudoWakening

      Pizza

      • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

        Always the correct answer

        • RudoWakening

          I will be eating the rest of last night’s pizza today.

      • I have leftover chicken parmigiana.

        • :: suddenly appears next to Ferrari stealing his Chicken Parm:
          Chicken Parm you taste so good

          • Great. Someone ELSE stealing all the food around here!

            SECURITY!

          • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

            If you have snack stuffs, those are about as good as gone around me

      • I’m trying to hold off on going pizza this early into my alone time

  • Mikey

    The Joyce and Spike friendship is pretty great.

  • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

    I think between all of us we can form our own car shop

    • Marv

      I’ve got basically everything but a hoist lol

      • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

        I have stuff to do an oil change, tire change, timing belt, carborator and tune up. But ever since we got our new car we added a couple of maintenance plans so we don’t have to worry about it

        • I have a little electronic tire pump thing….

          • Marv

            I imagine it’s like a bicycle pump

          • no it’s like a little air compressor that plugs into your cig lighter…..actually I’m just assuming I have one I haven’t bothered to find it in the new car yet but the manual says it has it. The smart car had it and it was very handy for not having a compressor and not tossing quarters into a machine at the gas station the cold and trying to race around the car and get them all correct before time ran out

        • Marv

          Yeah my wife’s car still has warranties and stuff so it always goes into the dealer for tune ups and such but I’d never let anyone touch my pick up I trust nobody

    • Casual Fixery

    • Comdukakis

      I can contribute a couple nudie mags for the mechanics. I think I may have a quart of oil around and a screwdriver.

  • Marv

    The funnest part of doing auto repair work is being insanely dirty and smelly at the end

    • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

      When I was working as a Line Lead and would run the machines, I use to come home smelling like oil and grease

      • Marv

        It’s somehow much less fun if someone is paying you lol

  • RudoWakening

    BATUSI

  • RudoWakening

    Frida used YouTube to fix our dryer last year when I was working in New York

    • Comdukakis

      I just don’t have that kind of confidence. I had the original backwards compatible ps2. Blu Ray laser got slightly out of alignment. You could watch DVDs, surf the net, but games were spotty (would work for 2 or 3 weeks, then stop, then work again 2 weeks later). I found youtube videos on how to fix it but I ultimately just couldn’t do it. Put it on craigslist, sold it for 50 bucks to a 16 year old who was going to open it up and fix it. Wife bought me a new one.

      That’s my DIY skills in a nutshell

  • Marv

    Deej deej deej dijonaise naise naise naise dijonaise deej deej dijonaise

    I’m bored all these people went to sleep

    • You and Thad can work on your new column. It’s due Thursday!

      • RudoWakening

        We need to decide on a book!

        • I’m telling you, this is gonna be great stuff.

          • Marv

            I don’t even remember what is going on

          • sigh

          • RudoWakening

            We do a joint column discussing the old comics we’ve been reading because we are slow

  • The Red Sox have clinched the AL East. That almost went down to the wire…

  • Dwayne

    As a Mets fan, I checked out on baseball in July, but I do enjoy some postseason play.

  • RudoWakening

    I love coffee.

  • Facts

    Got the Blade Trilogy. Sue me I enjoy em.

  • ………….and 50 minutes to take off I’m officially in…I don’t want her to go I what if something goes wrong it’s a long flight.. bad stuff has been happening over there……

    ::pours a drink::

  • Amazon reviews on the SNES Classic are getting frustrated with the low availability and the scalpers driving the price up. Let’s check out some of the reviews…

    From Samus Aran (probably not THE Samus… another one…):
    “Not about to pay these greedy mofos for this you all should be ashamed of your self asking this like really people have kids and family to put up money on the table I’m not a worthless Father to blow this type of money on a console that only costed 79.99 I hope you get punished and learn and think twice about this”

    (I wonder if this father knows Samus was a chick… Not that there’s anything wrong with that…)

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      *points* Hehe. There I am.

    • “System would be wonderful if not for all the repugnant jackholes who cheat actual fans out of their systems just to make a dirty buck. Grow some integrity.”

      • Capt Crunch says:

        “Nintendo sucks at making sure there’s enough supply for their fans. But all the scalpers got their 2 and 4 Super NES classics to resale at 3 times the price. From there Amiibos to the switch and now the Classic mini consoles… i don’t have time to camp outside the big box stores, I can’t be in line at 4am, I’m not going to drive from store to store in hopes of buying anymore Nintendo products. Awaiting a new Nintendo release is just not fun anymore. I hope the supply situation gets better but I doubt it. I don’t know, perhaps after the WiiU flopped so badly Nintendo enjoys being and probably needed to be the subject of this kind of “hot commodity”, “hard to find item” press.

        P.S if you buy the SNES mini at crazy scalper-prices… you’re part of the problem.”

    • …does he know that not everyone has kids and family and such?

      And more importantly, “costed”? Eww.

    • “I’m continuously annoyed with scalpers. Nintendo damn well knows they have a generation at their finger tips. Our generation of NES and SNES owners MADE gaming and we all know it. For those that are willing to pay more than retail for this should check their pulse. Buy a wii or switch for less and download all the games that defined our childhood. Nostalgia is not worth it. Unless you have so much disposable income it doesn’t matter. If that’s the case then I will give you the side eye of infinite envy.”

    • This might be my favorite…

      “the super nes classic is an $80 proprietary computer that comes with only 21 games built into the system, with no additional expansion or upgrade capability. you can play all of these games on the computer that you already own, the one that you are probably reading this review on.

      if you don’t own a computer and you’re reading this on a phone or a tablet, buy a computer. do NOT buy a raspberry pi. you will see many people recommending that as an alternative, but it is a much less functional computer that requires a lot of additional work to assemble and set up. buy a desktop computer running microsoft windows. you don’t need an expensive one. you can get one for about $200 that will play every super nintendo game flawlessly, as well as literally thousands of other games, many of them for free. you will need a $10 keyboard and a $10 mouse, and you can connect it to the TV you already own with an HDMI cable. if you want to play platform games like “super mario brothers” then it is advisable to get a game controller, which you can also obtain for about 10 dollars.

      with this computer you can not only play thousands of video games, you can also make your own. there are amazing free tools available for windows-based computers that will allow you to create your own games like super mario brothers, final fantasy, donkey kong, and more. you can also use it to communicate more easily with your friends by typing on a physical keyboard instead of a touch screen. you can obtain optional hardware peripherals that allow you to do things like record video, record audio, create music, program small robots, and even create your own physical plastic objects.

      the snes classic can’t do any of these things. it is a proprietary computer that does not allow you to use the hardware to do anything except play the small handful of games built into the system. therefore, i must regrettably give this product one out of five stars, but i give the personal computer five out of five. if you don’t have one, get one immediately. it’s never been a better time to own a computer.”

    • RudoWakening

      I weep at the grammar

      • Blackjack Jowalsen

        Punctuation is REALLY helpful.

    • Marv

      I can’t believe people are falling for this horse shit again

      • Really? I can. People are dumb.

        • Marv

          No matter how many consoles these people buy they’re never going to be young again and they’ll always be alone lol

          And yes I was thinking of Mar Solo when writing this

          • I was watching something on the PS4 this morning with my wife and a new message from a random person I don’t know that said, “Hi cutie” popped up. Dinah was not amused.

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            I have been getting a lot of those. It’s a scam. Possibly scamola.

          • I mean if someone wants to buy one of these fin and have fun but…. Nintendo has said they are making more right? so this is jsut people that are OMG I NEED THIS THING THAT PLAYS 20 YEAR OLD GAMES NOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH

          • It’s been more than a decade now of Nintendo either short-selling demand or purposely making less supply to make the product seem hotter. And Marv’s right, people KEEP FALLING FOR IT.

            There’s no reason for the SNES Classic to be in short supply. Like one of the cranky Amazon commenters said, it’s literally a plastic box with a chip inside.

            But knowing this is a problem, retailers seem to have purposely made it difficult to preorder the thing. I signed up for notices for preorder from Toys R Us, Best Buy and Amazon, and not a one of them let me know when they went live.

  • Mikey

    Gosling is hosting SNL tonight.

  • RudoWakening

    Think I’ll play some Shadow of Mordor until the Buckeye game starts

  • Well she is thrilled not one but 2 dogs on her flight

  • The retro systems are a sort of fun idea. I’d totally sit and play with The Boy and get a kick out of the nostalgia. But in no universe is that worth multiple hundreds of dollars. I already have basically every game made for every system of my childhood via emulator that I never play.

  • I have no idea what to do tonight I was resisting pizza but don’t want my left over pad thai tonight. I bought stuff for a little living room picnic.. because I’m a classy girl who likes to treat herself once in awhile but that seems more of a lunch thing and was thinking of doing that tomorrow… I was also thinking of doing beer and wings for football tomorrow..but I could do that for the night game………what are the games tomorrow ::goes and looks jesus.we are the night game tomorrow…….yeah wings and lots of beer will be needed for that.. So I guess I’ll do all that stuff tomorrow since there is a morning game.. I can do brunch!……..still don’t know what to do tonight and am starting to think I should not be typing out every thing that is going through my head because it is getting long and I’ve confessed to having a lonely brunch for one tomorrow….

    • RudoWakening

      Ice cream for dinner!

      • Ice cream tends to give me a tender tummy

        • I mean I eat it but try and keep it to a minimum

          • RudoWakening

            Understood. Not all of us can be Hoss.

  • #HOTTAKE A-Ha The Sun Always Shines on TV is a horribly underrated 80s song

    • Also for some reason this always become a go to when I’m drinking

  • I’m not enraged or anything but I find it interesting that the female ghostbusters flopped but hollywood continues the all female version of stuff with guys like that lord of the flies thing …others I can’t think of right now and now The Nice Girls

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      I was gonna joke they should do an all male Showgirls…then I remembered Magic Mike

      • don’t you put the masterpiece that is Magic Mike in the same breath as Showgirls

        • Mr. Money On The Table

          Showgirls revitalized Kyle McLaughlin’s career you dolt. It’s classic!

          • :breaks a bottle: Magic Mike is the citizen kane of our generation!

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            You’re bleeding.

  • I mean I’m fine with more female stuff out there and things like Hunger Games, Wonder Woman and so on have proved there is an audience for strong female properties but just taking dude stuff and recasting it with women hasn’t been proven to work yet. I would be fine with a Nice Guys show…even a female version of it if Shane Black was involved but evidently he isn’t really and it’s just Joel Silver.. who has already taken the Shane Black wrote Lethal Weapon and made a mediocre tv show so……..I would imagine this will be Lethal Weapon tv show but with chicks

    • Marv

      I wonder if those shows have creator credits. Like is some guy getting paid for “creating” the concept of “let’s put Lethal Weapon on TV?”

      • Yeah Joel Silver… he goes… what do I have producer credit on that worked… put The TV Show after the name….work done.. send me a check

  • :::sigh:: I’m getting pizza huh

  • oh hey Rudo I’ve got Alexa playing a Pokey Lafarge mix right now

    • RudoWakening

      Nice!!! He sounds like he’s from 1934

  • Well, Peyton’s gone insane. His wife’s been gone for less than half a day.

    • Marv

      Seriously I thought I was bad

      • I think it was easier last time because I dropped her off at the air port went to work and then like 2 hours later she was in the air…this time we said goodbye like 25 hours ago and she is just getting ready to take off

        • Marv

          I’d be more worried about her making it there fine considering she’s already got a sancho lined up lol

          • I figure she can only fuck around so much since she is with her mom and her mom paid for the trip

          • Marv

            That dude probably has an uncle though so

          • …..had not thought that…….dammmit!!!!

    • she doesn’t even take off for 30 minutes

  • Marv

    Everyone went out to the trampoline park, I stayed here because the boy isn’t big enough for that place

    • and you did enough bouncing last night

      • Marv

        Alllllright well I have to text her that now lmao

      • RudoWakening

        A winner is you, good sir. Kindly take your upvote

  • We need another huge book series like Harry Potter so that hollywood will spend the next decade buying ever book series in existence to try and turn into movies…it’s at least more promising than reboots and re imaginings

    • Well, there’s always the adventures of Dilbert Pinkerton…

      Naaaah….

      • Like I’ll take 10 terrible books to movies if we get another Potter and Hunger Games out of it. It’s better than another 10 Transformers and Pirate movies or Total Recall, point break, Flat liner reboots

  • Ok another Halt and Catch Fire and then I order pizza

  • Marv

    So this family is weird. Well, the mom is fucking weird. I’ve long ago given up judging other people’s parenting skills because being better than everyone at this is just my lot in life but this lady is fucking strange and deserves scorn.

    So earlier the three kids are playing house in the playroom and my son picks up a plastic fork and tells the daughter he’s going to comb her hair and starts running it through her pony tail and she goes ape shit. Whatevs, she doesn’t want it in her hair, no big deal. Well I come to find out her real panic was the forks aren’t for combing they’re for eating and according to her mom things are supposed to be used for what they were made for. I mean it was weird she repeated this to me like a robot. So I ask the mom and she confirms she does not allow her children to pretend things are other things, stuff has a use and that’s the only thing they should be used for even in play time. I, of course, respond with some shit about how imagination and creativity is kind of the whole fucking point of childhood so now I’m the asshole but really, what a fucking terrible way to raise your kids.

    • Marv

      tl;dr: I wanna go home lol

    • So she has clearly never seen the little mermaid because a fork can also be a scuttle and used for combing hair

      • Marv

        It was so weird and literal and kind of autistic. I gotta get outta here nothing works here I’ve been here for seven years

        • Also that is the kind of parenting that takes Santa Clause a lawyer and thousands of letters from little kids to undo

          • and even then… you eventually get drowned by robert wagner so yea….bad parenting

          • Marv

            lol I was wondering what the fuck this was about

    • “A place for everything and everything in its place.”

      That sounds like the saddest fucking existence for a child ever.

      • Marv

        It’s really like “No I WANT my kids to have OCD how fun!”

        • Any and all gifts to those kids should be Calvin and Hobbes collections from now until the end of time. Jesus.

          • Marv

            That is not a bad idea at all actually I’ve got to try to remember that when Christmas comes

          • It has the bonus of probably getting you banned from ever coming back.

          • Marv

            I really like the guy, and his kids are great if a little annoyingly spoiled. I feel bad for him he’s been completely defeated by this woman

      • RudoWakening

        That is literally on a flyer in our break trailer at work as a reminder that we need to practice good housekeeping on site.

    • RudoWakening

      I have no children; we all know this. However, stifling your child’s imagination because “things can only be used as those things” is stultifying to the highest degree.

      • Marv

        The way the daughter rattled it off you could tell this has been a thing mom has been repeating her entire life. I wanted to call a cop.

  • Marv

    And Edna jokingly asked how I felt about moving over here and I not at all jokingly responded that since I don’t work it was going to be real hell for her to get any child support

    • RudoWakening

      Do you start classes again soon or has that been dropped for hanging with Doc?

      • Marv

        I’ve gotta wait until winter quarter I kind of fucked it off and am now of course regretting it

        • RudoWakening

          On the plus side, you won’t have to worry about homework and shit like that buggering up your Christmas

          • Marv

            I was supposed to start like four days after I got back from the trip. I just couldn’t get my shit together. It’s been a month and I still don’t feel right waking up in the same city every day lol

          • yeah that was a very optimistic plan considering the trip

          • Marv

            I am a boy with many dreams haha

  • Marv

    I don’t think she’s going to reply to Peyton’s line lol

  • Marv

    Oh and I smashed my phone last night so I’m talking to you guys through a spiderweb

    I swear to god I’m finally making the switch over to a droid this time I swear I swear I swear

    • was that before….after or during?

      • RudoWakening

        All three.

      • Marv

        Before. It fell out of my pocket there was nothing sexual going on

    • No you won’t.

      • Marv

        I definitely need something with a better camera every photo I take looks like ass compared to the stuff I see taken on Droids.

        Though that 8 seems to have a pretty good cam on it, thanks Apple that only took a decade

        • Oh my God, I’m taking the best photos on my life with this 8 Plus. The 8 doesn’t have the same portrait capabilities, though, so if you want the really nice camera, you’ve gotta get the phone that’s half the size of your head.

          • so 8 doesn’t have portrait?

          • No, only the Plus models have the dual lens camera.

          • I knew that was the case with the 7 hadn’t looked at that for 8 yet but thought they might have upgraded

          • Yeah, I was hoping they changed it with the 8, too. The ONLY reason I went back to the Plus (I had a 6 Plus before I got the 7) was because I wanted the better camera. It’s totally worth it.

          • Marv

            Yeah that one pic was great, I want that it’s about time my movie star got the proper lighting lol

          • I took a shot of the lunch my mom made yesterday that looks like it’s actually right there.

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    🎻!

  • Marv

    I detest phone shopping. There are way too many options and versions and sizes and shit and I just get frustrated and end up yelling “Whatever just give me whatever’s the cheapest iPhone I must exit this place right now!”

  • Monty Hall has died nooooooo

    • Marv

      ………definitely thought that guy died when I was like 15 or something

    • I’m doing his obit page

      • Headline: Monty Hall now to make a deal with the devil

        • Marv

          Monty Hall: Let’s make a dead!

  • Marv

    So did anyone ever figure out why Kenny left?

    • someone said he was taking classes and busy

      • Marv

        Hmm. Yeah no, no one goes silent unless something is up

    • RudoWakening

      He is working on getting certifications and setting up interviews and tests because his field is ridiculous.

      • Marv

        I’m going to start the rumor that he’s transitioning

    • I was emailing him about helping me out with the site and then he went silent and I forgot to send another email. I’ll do that tonight.

      • Marv

        I could text him I guess but I’m very busy staring blankly at this fence

        • Texting always seems excessive.

          • Marv

            Seriously I don’t even like getting messages from my wife 95% of the time

          • Well, sure, all the slurs…

          • Marv

            Hitting start on a message is always a dangerous proposition

  • oh my god she is finally in the air

  • hey I had a free pizza coming to me so I barely spent anything… everything’s coming up milhouse!

  • Marv

    I’m going to be super sly about this and just post on the BoD: “Hey that Kenny guy huh I can’t believe he’s transitioning”

  • Marv

    Whatever. Until you’ve heard your wife yell racial slurs for three straight minutes for no reason you can’t understand how both hot and hilarious it is.

    • Macklin JeriPratt

      Why is your wife yelling racial slurs for three straight minutes?

      • Marv

        Because she’s funny

  • Marv

    By the way I have never been as bored as I am at this moment lol

    • when do you head home

      • Apparently never.

      • Marv

        Tomorrow after church and lunch and god knows

        • And then right back after you’ve packed up all the essentials.

          • Marv

            I would never survive out here. There are no trees or ocean or bars that stay open past 11

          • no trees? where are you?

          • Marv

            Eastern Washington, its all high desert for the eastern 2/3 of the state

          • don’t think I knew that

          • Marv

            Yeah the same range that has Mt St Helens and Rainier and all that splits the state. West side is all tech and coffe and douchebags like me, the east side is SUPER rural and all farm labor and Mexicans and dudes that literally rope cattle. The two sides detest each other of course.

          • Of course there are Mexicans.

          • Marv

            Yeah it’s funny in the towns in the flatlands with lots of hand picked product (like asparagus) it’s like 85% Hispanic populations.

          • RudoWakening

            The Central Valley in Northern California is garbage like Redding and Yreka. Then you go further east to more mountains and towns with 40 people living there

          • So, it’s like Queens…

  • Mikey

    Tonight Ohio State will lose 49-2

  • RudoWakening

    Good Eats is a wonderful program.

  • The Silver Fox

    Saw the twin of Marv’s avatar last night. Wearing lederhosen and doing that Bavarian dance with lots of slapping knees.

    • Marv

      He’s been spotted all over. Mikey and I saw him at the baseball game.

  • Marv

    Fence is brown and has that stain about a third of the way up from where the sprinklers always hit it

  • Pizza here.. gonna watch this weeks south park

  • Macklin JeriPratt

    It feels like it has been ages since the most recent season of Sunny. Turns out it has only been 6 months. But the next season is delayed because everyone is doing other stuff. Howerton has a pilot, Olson has the Mick, Charlie does movies and Mac has a show in development too. It’s already renewed for two more seasons but it seems like everyone is inching towards moving on.

    • Marv

      Yeah it was just the beginning of the war wasn’t it?

  • Marv

    Almost all the slats have cuts on the corners at 45 degree angles but someone has replaced a few with just squared off slats when they broke

  • Marv

    Almost no knots

  • oh it’s a randy over reacting ep… this has promise

  • Marv

    There’s a little limb of a tree growing through it at the back corner someone should take care f that

  • Marv

    Two sides of the fence have metal bars and one side has wood I guess it wasn’t built as a full fence at first

  • Marv

    Pretty good fence ***1/2

  • oh man…just when I realize MArv is live watching a fence it’s over

    • Marv

      I’d have liked to see it be given a few more minutes that finish came out of nowhere

    • Macklin JeriPratt

      Every time I come here Marv is some strange place that isn’t his home and he’s slowly losing his mind.

  • Marv

    There’s nothing else to look at all the toys are on the other side of the house

  • Marv

    I could talk about the lawn but there isn’t much to tell

    • green or brown

      • Marv

        Mostly green but it’s yellow around the edges near the fence their sprinklers suck

  • RudoWakening

    Marv, how are the gutters and downspouts?

    • Marv

      Gutters only around this patio that I’m sitting at, nowhere else. And the spouts stop at the roof, metal tubing probably 3.5 inch

    • Cleaned my gutters today

  • Marv

    There is a broom on the patio but it’s windy so I don’t know

    • Marv

      Kinda want to ride it like a horsey

  • wait……taco bell has a breakfast taco where the shell is made of fried egg??? I like trying whatever food wise but that can’t be be anything but a disaster…..

    • It’s sounds oily

    • Macklin JeriPratt

      The version of that with the fried chicken shell was amazing.

    • Marv

      It’s Taco Bell why would it be anything but the worst

  • Facts

    Watching Blade. Im not sure what Ive done the last 5 hours.

  • Mikey

    Go out to the bar or watch SNL?

    • Marv

      Bar.

    • Facts

      Bar. Meet a nice lady to take to church and boink.

      • Marv

        He will likely meet five.

    • it’s called a dvr and FFing through the bad stuff and commercials tomorrow

      • Marv

        Or just YouTube the three minutes that’s good

      • Every single segment will be on Hulu tomorrow morning.

    • I’m feeling home tonight but I was out to a brewery for one earlier. It was the official opening of their tap room

  • I’m taking a bus that I used to take a lot but never do anymore.

    There’s a new Jamaican patty store on the route.

    Huh

  • Marv

    Alright it got really windy I’m going to go inside and stare at a wall lol

  • RudoWakening

    I’m doing the same thing I do every Saturday night: sitting on the couch watching tv

    • Macklin JeriPratt

      This post is a runaway train of upvotes.

    • The Silver Fox

      After spending all day at the fair, I’m going to watch Clemson/Virginia Tech until I likely fall asleep some time in the second half.

  • Facts

    Dog fell asleep on my foot. Well shit, cant get off the couch now.

  • I’m enjoying this south park.

    • Facts

      Is it nice?

  • I might be asleep by 9

    • That sounds nice.

      • went to bed a little latish work up around 4 and wasn’t sleeping great after that I thought id have had a nap today but it didn’t happen and now im crashing

    • Mikey

      Been drinking?

  • RudoWakening

    This sarsaparilla is yum yum in my tum tum

  • Facts

    Jesus how many times does the BOD need to talk about Raws declining ratings?

    Who cares.

    • Mikey

      It gets Scott clicks to post the same terrible hot take emails.

      • I can’t wait til I start getting hot take emails!

        • RudoWakening

          “Dear Steve,

          Can we agree that Superman is pretty much the John Cena of comics? I mean, it’s been nearly 80 years and he always wins and COME ON HE DIED AND THEN THEY BROUGHT HIM BACK. How would you rebook Crisis On Infinite Earths?”

    • but they are down!

    • Raw ratings, Montreal, Mount Rushmore. It all repeats.

      • Cena and roman need to turn heel

      • The Silver Fox

        Pre NWO Hulk Hogan is a bit of a change.

    • ProjectBlue

      15 years from now the rebook the ratings drop posts are going to be off the hook

  • The Silver Fox

    Best TV pitchman: Billy Mays.

    • ProjectBlue

      Slap chop guy was moving up fast until he beat up a hooker

    • Facts

      HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR AIRPLANE FOOTBALL HELMETS!

      • RudoWakening

        The South Park episode featuring the ghost of Billy Mays as Michael Jackson invading Ike’s body is fantastic.

        • Facts

          Oh I am gonna watch that one now.

    • Ron Popeil. Im a fan of the classics

  • RudoWakening

    HOT TAKE: cold pizza is gross

    • Macklin JeriPratt

      One of my favorite 30 Rock scenes.

      • RudoWakening

        I knew what it was gonna be and I watched it anyway. Jack and Devin are comedy gold

        • Macklin JeriPratt

          Their gravel voice off was majestic.

          • RudoWakening

            “Donaghy Saves NBC Comma Bangs Your Mom”

    • The Silver Fox

      I leave that to high school and college kids.

    • I always heat leftover pizza up.

  • The Silver Fox

    2009 is probably the closest year to 2016 for celebrities dying: Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, Patrick Swayze, Billy Mays, Natasha Richardson, David Carradine.

    • ProjectBlue

      Huh, didn’t associate Swayze with the others, thought he made it a year or two longer for some reason

    • The Professor

      South Park did a great episode on that

      • Facts

        Which i am currently watching

  • ProjectBlue

    Watching Gerald’s Game. Enough of the book’s faded from memory that some of it should still surprise. Hoping they skip a scene from book that made me nauseous at the time

  • Mikey

    Charisma Carpenter looked good with the short hair.

  • RudoWakening

    Mikey’s Buckeye prediction is wrong again.

    • Mikey

      One of these days I’ll get it right!

  • The Silver Fox

    Classic 80’s and early 90’s commercials:
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QUarASqrVnY

  • The Silver Fox

    Wonder how many people actually found these books useful?
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TSNfam_JGlY

  • she’s pretty much over the ocean

  • John Cena is seriously being considered to play SHAZAM? I’d say Warners Bros. can’t be that stupid, but they are… With Rock playing Black Adam… holy shit… WB IS that stupid, aren’t they…?

    • I had that up on TDHHR like 2 weeks ago bro… OLD NEWS

      • Oh yeah? I don’t really read those. I like to come in clean when I do ACTUAL NEWS POSTS on the weekends.

        • =(….

          • ProjectBlue

            Don’t bring a knife to a gunfight

          • Although… it would be great if, when Indeed gets his posting going, he just stole all your news bits and made a thread out of them.

            I’m gonna suggest that to him.

            And what is that sad face doing? Is that drool? Dude…

    • I remember seeing Shazaam as a kid and thinking – what the hell is this?

    • Also I don’t get the point of casting Cena as someone who tells you what song is playing

      • Ginger Mahal

        I think they’ve got a good premise here, since you can’t see him.

    • RudoWakening

      They definitely are

  • The Professor

    I don’t care about lil Sebastian

  • Facts

    No thats ignorant. Im a child.

    • The Professor

      Do you love eating chipotle but hate getting blood stains in your underwear?

  • little disappointed Marv didn’t post about the wall

  • Facts

    This might be in my Top 5 favorite episodes

    • The Silver Fox

      Dead Celebrities was great, but I think The Coon is my favorite from that season.

  • well I’m caught up on Halt and CAtch Fire…….and….. the new ep is on right now… think I’ll hold off though

  • Ginger Mahal

    Saw a video on OutsideXBox today analyzing the new Red Dead Redemption 2 trailer.

    It REALLY makes me wanna start up a new game of RDR, but that requires hooking up my 360 and lol fuck that

    • I did that last year but then got the PS4 so never finished

    • Facts

      That game is amazing

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      I tried to do that. I made it as far as Mexico before I got bored. I beat it once. That’s enough.

  • I always wondered what happens on a flight tracker site if there is a problem with the flight?

  • Bleeding Cool has a thread up asking why no one is tweeting #fireDidio anymore. I think the site is officially a Marvel hype site (as if it wasn’t before…)

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    So wait……did we kill Kenny after all the bullshit?

    • we bastards

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        I forgot about him until earlier today.

        • I’ve been missing him because I’ve been reading these books he recommended and haven’t been able to talk to him

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            I didn’t realize he was gone but then again I ain’t been paying too much attention to these places as of late.

          • That makes me sad.

            Was it something I did? Was it something I said? I can change! I can be better!

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            Nah. I have nothing to contribute to anything and while popular belief would say “that’s never stopped you before” I got tired of talking about nothing.

          • I don’t have to be better?

            SCORE!

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            This place is fine. It’s not full of trolls and people trying to change pointless wrestling events like putting the belt on Lex Luger in 1994 would have prevented 9/11 or some shit.

          • It would be better if I started getting weird email questions that I could turn into fun mailbag threads.

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            Remember to answer with snarky, perhaps one word unhelpful answers.

          • A lot of answers would just be “Fake news.”

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            I would have went with “Because you touch yourself at night”

          • Probably would depend on the situation.

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            Troof.

          • I could send you questions asking you to explain things regarding entertainment.

            Like – Dear Steven, this recent remake picture that I’ve seen discussed, what’s the deal there? Yours, Mister_E

          • Dear Steven,

            Do you know who Lin-Manuel Miranda is? I don’t.

            Kind regards,

            Mister_E

          • These would be amazing…

          • ProjectBlue

            “What would have happened if Cyborg became the fifth member of the Fantastic Four?”

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            Damnit, now I wanna make a Mount Rushmore of FF members. Should be pretty easy.

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            I would put She Hulk in there.

          • Sometimes I get bored with talking about nothing too.

          • Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer didn’t get bored with it on Seinfeld.

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            Yeah, but they had adventures and shit.

          • It is kind of weird when the snoopy shit went down he seemed unaffected and everyone seemed to move on after a few days but then eventually he seemed to disappear. Like I said someone said he was busy with classes or something

          • Yeah, I saw Dwayne mention it to him.

            I have an email in to him. But if something happened, I assume it would get to Dwayne and we’d know.

  • RudoWakening

    Up in Horsey Heaven here’s the thing
    You trade your legs for angel’s wings

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      I traded my legs for wings….then promptly traded the wings for beans.

    • mmmmm wings

    • And once we’ve all said good-bye
      You take a running leap and you learn to fly

      *gets out lighter*

      Bye Bye Li’l Sebastian
      Miss you in the saddest fashion
      Bye Bye Li’l Sebastian
      You’re 5000 candles in the wind

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    Ewww. Sandwich burp.

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    This girl has an unusually hairy chest.

    • uh…..wha?

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        *this will make it better*

        Surgical footage. Move along.

  • The Silver Fox

    Easily one of my favorite quotes from The Simpsons:
    “Now this place you were at, Moe’s, is this a business of some sorts?
    Don’t tell him you were at a bar. But what else is open at night?
    It’s a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
    Heh, heh, heh, I would never have thought of that.”

  • I’m drinking English bitters and Scotch ales tonight. Waiting for The Wife to put on some comedy program that I’m to watch with her.

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    I wish I could think about She Hulk without my mind immediately going to Chyna.

    Stupid porn ads. I don’t wanna see an Avengers parody….and why is she even there!? She Hulk ain’t in the movie!!

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    I wish we could get The Three Stooges faces plastered on to a mountain.

  • RudoWakening

    I’ve watched this at least 30 times and I still cry from laughing LIT’RALLY every time
    https://youtu.be/C4eqLn1f8Ro

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      Footage of a birth in reverse? Wait, that’s not funny. Just good old fashoned nightmare fuel.

      • RudoWakening

        Weird that the link didn’t show up the first time. Stupid phone

  • ProjectBlue

    Netflix not getting Gerald’s Game out in time for the eclipse seems a wasted opportunity. (Semi-big plot point involved the main character and an eclipse)

    • it good? I was planning on watching when Blanche got back

      • ProjectBlue

        Now that I’m watching it, remembering I didn’t care much for the story. But it seems to be a pretty faithful adaptation and Gugino’s putting her all into a not much of a character

        • the 1922 one with Thomas Jane looks promising

    • ProjectBlue

      …ew ew ew, they’re doing the part that made me nauseous in the book, ffs

  • watching Kyle Maclachlan on Conan from a few days ago… seems like a real good guy and… that is a hansom man

  • RudoWakening

    Frida hasn’t returned my last three texts. I assume she has rightfully moved on

    • :peyton chuckles to himself…….then jerks his head over to the ipad to see where the plane is at::

      • RudoWakening

        **Marv hatches plan to steal Xannie**

  • Facts

    This British narrator is pronouncing Hurricane as Hurracun.

  • Facts

    My phone almost got the aids from Scotts site of malware of doom

  • ProjectBlue

    da fuck on the ending. ….though actually faithful to book again but in execution….fuck it, still better than Dark Tower

  • yep I’m fading fast… going to try and finish this Lucha ep before bed

    • Marv

      Kid just went to sleep I just cracked a bottle of Jameson its game fucking on let’s see how loud we get tonight lol

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        I am gonna lean towards “moderately”

        • Marv

          I’m just kidding I won’t get laid tonight and will probably never get laid in someone else’s house ever again hahaha

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            Should have made her put a sock in it.

          • Marv

            LOL now I’m thinking about Athlete’s Pussy and it makes me happy

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            Hahahaha. Fantastic.

  • Woo! Time to go home!

    • you don’t have to cover that crazy breaking news that just happened?

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        He made a deal and got out of it.

  • Marv

    New wife that doesn’t have kids and a pig? Yeah I’m in

  • Monty Hall dead at 96… that hard living lifestyle caught up with him…. sad

    • Canadian guy!

    • ProjectBlue

      Behind Door Number 3? A mortician

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      *Zonk!*

      • I was going to say
        God: pick a door Monty
        Hall: Door 2
        God: oh.. sorry you got Zonked… it’s hitler on a giant rocking horse … haha better luck next time.. off to hell with you

        • Mr. Money On The Table

          Well, in my drunken state I now got Hitler riding a wrecking ball in my head.

          • keep your kinky dreams to yourself

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            Remember when Hogan rode the wrecking ball?

          • …yes…………yes i do

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            He has done a lot of terrible things in the past fifteen years..

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    Hehe. Tinactin douche.

    • Marv

      Lmao this is my new favorite thing

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        We need to resurrect John Madden so he can work on those ads ASAP

  • ProjectBlue

    That CBS Piven show…isn’t that basically Person of Interest again?

  • Mikey

    Went to the Bar. Friend that was 30 minutes late last night is once again 30 minutes late lol.

    • Marv

      Start talking to every hot girl ya jerk

    • Facts

      Meet a nice girl

  • my one dog runs away from farts… yours or her own

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    I kinda wish live streams didn’t exist. I feel like Uatu.

  • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

    I wish I lived in the President Schwarzenegger timeline.

    • Narf Karea Your Terminated!

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        North Korea would never fuck with Commando.

        • Kim Jong Un: Nooooo NOT JOHN MATRIX!!!! WE SURRENDER!

  • Think I’m going to bed

    • Facts

      Who?

    • Marv

      I love you(r wife)

  • RudoWakening

    It bothers me when sports teams do their Spanish/Latino heritage nights and just put “Los” in front of the team name. Why not actually use the Spanish word?

  • That was a relatively quick trip home. Only about an hour, the subway doesn’t usually get me home that fast. Well, extra time to sleep.

  • Mikey

    This place dead?

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      Usually is around this time of night

    • Dead tired, apparently.

    • Facts

      Im here

  • Fun_Matt_Indeed

    It was a good birthday. Pizza, bourbon, cake, friends, sonic mania for ps4!

  • Marv

    And then we got rid of him and got shit faced lol

    She better be quiet

  • Marv

    Cut to midnight and Edna has left in a hurt and I don’t know where she is and also don’t care I’m going to walk

  • Biscuit

    Hi, my name is Aaron.

    BLUF: I like and miss the people I don’t get to see on the BoD.

    I don’t expect anyone to like me if they didn’t before. I was mean, I was dismissive, I was wrong. I am dealing with depression and doing my best. I don’t want to use that as an excuse. If you don’t want me here, tell me.

    I am making a concerted effort to be positive and less political. I’m sorry for my words. The last several months have hurt me. I don’t expect any forgiveness.

    • TatR!

      Biscuit! I’ve been saying Bring Back Biscuit this whole time! Yay!

      • Biscuit

        Cheers. I’ll try not to cause an incident when in your country next summer.

    • Fun_Matt_Indeed

      Hey Biscuit! You’re cool with me.

      • Biscuit

        Thanks, man. Hope the hurricane didn’t get up to your area.

        • Fun_Matt_Indeed

          A couple pieces of vinyl siding, some fence panels, but overall we got lucky.

  • Fun_Matt_Indeed

    This is beautiful…
    https://youtu.be/lRSAZK4n3yw