New Release Tuesday – October 3

Tuesdays bring the release of new books and movies to keep us all occupied. Let’s take a look at the highlights of what’s now available for our consumer entertainment!

New Digital Releases

The Lost City of Cecil B. Demille – The story of a more than 30 year quest to unearth the remains of one of De Mille’s most monumental undertakings: the Egyptian city constructed for his first spectacle, 1923’s “The Ten Commandments.”

New on Blu-Ray/DVD

Cult of Chucky – Confined to an asylum for the criminally insane for the past four years, Nica is wrongly convinced that she, not Chucky, murdered her entire family. But when her psychiatrist introduces a new group therapy tool — a “Good Guy” doll — a string of grisly deaths plague the asylum and Nica starts to wonder if maybe she isn’t crazy after all.

A Ghost Story –  Casey Affleck and Rooney Mara star as a young couple who — after being separated by loss — discover an eternal connection and a love that is infinite.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales – Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) returns for another adventure on the high seas in the fifth installment of Disney’s Pirates of the Caribbean franchise.

New Books

Buffy the Vampire Slayer Encyclopedia by Nancy Holder and Lisa Clancy – A comprehensive, authorized compendium of all things Buffy the Vampire Slayer, published in celebration of the revered show’s twentieth anniversary.

The Chicago Cubs: Story of a Curse by Rich Cohen – The story of the team, its players and crazy days.

From A Certain Point Of View (Star Wars) – An anthology where more than forty contributors lend their vision to this retelling of Star Wars. Each of the forty short stories reimagines a moment from the original film, but through the eyes of a supporting character.

Slobberknocker: My Life in Wrestling by Jim Ross, Paul O’Brien and Scott E. Williams – The story of how an Oklahoman farm kid, with a vivid imagination and seemingly unattainable dreams, became “The Voice of Wrestling.”

We Were Eight Years in Power: An American Tragedy by Ta-Nehisi Coates – An exploration of the unprecedented election of a black president followed by a vicious backlash that fueled the election of the man Coates argues is America’s “first white president.”

William Shakespeare’s The Force Doth Awaken: Star Wars Part the Seventh by Ian Doescher – Experience The Force Awakens as a Shakespeare play, complete with Elizabethan verse, Shakespearian monologues, and theatrical stage directions. 

New Graphic Novels/Collections

Batman ’66 Meets Wonder Woman ’77 by Jeff Parker and Marc Andreyko –  An all-new adventure that effortlessly captures the thrills, chills and nonstop fun of two legendary TV series.

New Video Games

Forza Motorsport 7 (X-Box One, Windows) – The latest installment of the racing game will feature more than 700 cars and 200 different configurations across 32 locations at launch.

  • Well, it looks official now so, RIP Tom Petty.

  • RudoWakening

    I will definitely be getting JR’s book.

    Also, rest in power, Tom Petty.

  • Reasonable Opinion Guy

    Still thoroughly bummed about Petty’s death.

  • Reasonable Opinion Guy

    ” Ta-Nehisi Coates”

    hell yes I’ll be getting this.

    • Devin Harris

      He’s a hack

      • I started reading Between the World and Me on my wife’s recommendation and quickly found I was unable to relate to what he was saying. I also wasn’t a fan of the stream of consciousness writing without a chapter break.

        • Devin Harris

          He’s the inverse of Fox News or conservatives of that ilk. I call it being intellectually dishonest. Putting that aside his writing style is indeed terrible

          • I don’t think he’s as bad as a guy like Matt Taibbi – I can’t stand that dude – or even Shaun King, but I can see that.

  • Fun_Matt_Indeed

    Listening to Tom Petty on Spotify this morning.

    They were playing Petty songs on the classic rock radio station here in town. It reminded me that my mom and I would listen to Petty in the car back in the early 90s. Made me tear up a bit. Music is amazing like that.

  • Fun_Matt_Indeed

    Nancy Holder has done so many Buffy books, short of one of the show writers doing it, she’s a perfect choice to do the encyclopedia.

    • I hope they include my season rankings of the show in this edition!

      • Fun_Matt_Indeed

        I don’t think they will.

        • Bullshit. I’m not buying that crap.

          • Fun_Matt_Indeed

            I could see why it would be frustrating.

    • I found out recently that my wife watched this program.

      • Fun_Matt_Indeed

        Your wife has good taste.

        • I was like 17 when it came out and I just remember thinking I was getting too old for new programs and being annoyed that it existed.

          • Fun_Matt_Indeed

            New programs come out every year.

          • Yes, it’s weird.

          • I kind of felt the same way when Buffy came out… but when I watched it, I found it very enjoyable.

          • Fun_Matt_Indeed

            I didn’t get into it right away either. But when I did, it was over.

  • Devin Harris

    My favorite JR moment was from an episode of Livewire. Some kid calls in and he’s doing the whole “love everything you do” bit. JR just cuts the kid off and says get to your question. It was during his heel phase so I’m not sure if he was in character or that’s just how he is. It was funny regardless.

    • Fun_Matt_Indeed

      Feels like you accidentally came here and posted this.

      • Devin Harris

        Negative, sir. The rule is nothing negative. Secondly, it’s related to his book. Somehow. I think

        • Fun_Matt_Indeed

          I know. I’m just being a curmudgeon. Mahn is rubbing off on me.

          • Devin Harris

            It is the spirit of what birth this place

          • A curmudgeon? A curmudgeon??

            *sniff* THANK YOU.

  • Reasonable Opinion Guy

    I’d like to buy JR’s book but so many of these wrestling biographies are just self-serving bullshit and he isn’t above that. I guess I’ll wait for a review first.

  • Fun_Matt_Indeed

    @stevenferrari:disqus
    Can we turn on pics this morning?

  • DAJackson7

    Wish there was a Forza -type game for the Play Station, Gran Turismo was that before, but now it is a straight up racing simulator with just race cars

    • Reasonable Opinion Guy

      Wipeout?

      • DAJackson7

        Nah i want to drive real cars, and lots of them, but not ultra realistically. Gran Turismo 6 was straight up awesome, but this new one is not looking promising

  • Fun_Matt_Indeed

    I have a $100 Lowes Gift Card burning a hole in my pocket and they have the Christmas decorations put out already.

    • DAJackson7

      Man it’s not even Halloween..control yourself. Although i did go into Sears the other day just to get a blade for my reciprocating saw and ended up with that and a 100 dollars more of stuff.

      • Fun_Matt_Indeed

        Yeah, but I have no self control, sooooo

        • DAJackson7

          Oh Louise was with me and encouraged me to buy all that stuff, it didn’t make any sense, i just assume she probably bought more clothes earlier in the week

  • Fun_Matt_Indeed

    This Petty spotify is tremendous.

    • Reasonable Opinion Guy

      I’ve been listening to his songs all day at work and during my commute.

  • Alright Indeed has requested media be allowed for the day. Don’t abuse the privilege!

    • Fun_Matt_Indeed

      I told you don’t worry about it! Now I’ll get blamed if some idiot (Peyton) abuses it!

  • Fun_Matt_Indeed

    “First White President”.

    What a scorching hot take. I bet he patted himself on the back after thinking that one up.

  • Mikey

    Did the Elliptical today because I can’t run on my hamstring. Still a good workout.

    • Fun_Matt_Indeed

      Still better than me.

      • Mikey

        Work out!

        • Fun_Matt_Indeed

          I need to.

    • DAJackson7

      I’m doing five miles a day on my bike trying to work off my dad gut…two weeks in and it’s still there.so depressing

    • Diddly

      @timeandtherani:disqus there should be an extra treadmill for you for a few days!

      • TatR!

        I am loyal to my own treadmill diddly

  • Reasonable Opinion Guy

    Probably my favourite song of his.

    • Fun_Matt_Indeed

      Just came on Spotify.

  • Fun_Matt_Indeed
  • DAJackson7

    Hahaha, Wade Phillips sister has the coolest shirt
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DLJ2656VYAA8niC.jpg

  • Fun_Matt_Indeed

    “I’m gonna Free Fall out into nothing,
    Gonna leave this world for awhile”

    🙁

    • DAJackson7

      I’ll always remember than when we went to Six Flags St Louis growing up that song was always playing at the old-time car thing and the log flume

  • Fun_Matt_Indeed

    • Fun_Matt_Indeed

      One of my favorites.

  • ProjectBlue

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haCk5XFj1lw Petty and a Giants superbowl win.

  • Fun_Matt_Indeed

    You don’t think about how many memorable songs the guy had until you hear a rotation of them. Wow.

  • One more, for Thad, and because it’s a rad b-side. And then I’m out for a bit.

    https://youtu.be/V2b8-bIJGdY

    • RudoWakening

      Through ecstasy, crystal meth, and glue
      I’ve found do drug compares to you
      All these pills, all this weed
      I don’t know what I neeeeeeeeeed

      Thank you, sir

  • Fun_Matt_Indeed

    This is probably going to annoy Marv when he gets here. lol

    • ProjectBlue

      That or(and?) get Edna to post

    • He’ll just disable them

      • Fun_Matt_Indeed

        I’m sure. That’s okay. I just wanted a proper Geekery tribute to him, and we got exactly what I thought we would. 🙂

  • Alright, baby nap time… and then maybe I’ll nap… that sounds nice.

    • Fun_Matt_Indeed

      Go ahead and turn the pics off because I have to get back to work.

      • RudoWakening

        You don’t *HAVE* to

        • TatR!

          We’ve just had a Star Wars meme posted. HE HAS TO.

  • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

    Yeah how can we expect to do these Continuous Improvement projects done on time when we also have a billion other things going on?

    • ProjectBlue

      You just don’t seem dedicated to the mission

      • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

        Honestly, right now I don’t

  • RudoWakening

    Petty at his funniest:
    https://youtu.be/izqzTH2hskc

  • TatR!

    I’m booing the media in the thread, these boos you hear are for the media in the thread

  • Diddly

    I have the new LEGO Star Wars dictionary arriving today!

  • Marv

    We have hit the trifecta of horrible as all three of us are fucking deathly ill this morning. The vomit is a’flowin

    • The Boy has never been stomach sick, touch wood. That sounds awful.

      • Marv

        I think he’s doing better than mom and I are honestly, we’re wrecks lol

  • Diddly

    Also saw It last night! I liked the movie!

    • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

      What was it that you saw?

    • Facts

      What did you see?

      • Diddly

        IT, a modern day office comedy “inspired” by Office Space. And by inspired, I mean “complete ripoff”

    • Ok then.

  • RudoWakening

    Allergies are in overdrive this morning as a cold front moved into the area. I can feel my head getting congested in real time. This… this may be an impediment in hitting the gym later

    • TatR!

      I’m off work today with a cold 🙁

      • Marv

        It’s going around. Edna called in today to as we are all dying.

        • TatR!

          I can confirm Mrs TatR is also off.

  • Facts

    I took Friday off to see Blade Runner 2049

  • I have a lunch seminar on risk management today.

  • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

    We’re suppose to have a little shindig at work tomorrow for manufacturing week at work. I’ll save some cup cakes for you guys

  • TatR!

    GoT S5 Watch: I kinda feel like every time GoT shows the dragons I’m supposed to be like oh man I can’t wait until the dragons are loose but instead I’m just like oh right yeah the stupid dragons forgot about them

    • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

      They’re awesome looking but they don’t really come into play until season 7

    • Well sure, you’re from England. You have to worry about actually running into one.

    • ProjectBlue

      Never really cared for any of Dany’s shit, book or show. “Hey, remember that crazy family that’s crazy and kills? Wouldn’t it be great if they were back in power?”

      • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

        And lo and behold, she might not be the rightful heir to the throne

        • ProjectBlue

          Eh, at least there’s some Stark blood to balance out the crazy there

  • Mikey

    Tonight the MLB Playoffs start. The most important sport, of course, and the most exciting playoffs, of course.

    • Facts

      GO TRIBE

    • Marv

      Will definitely be cheering on Cleveland as all these other teams are garbaaaaj

    • Diddly

      Houston Astros bandwagon fan here!

      • TatR!

        You should call them the Houstros!

    • RudoWakening

      I think I may actually pull for Houston

      • Fun_Matt_Indeed

        BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

      • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

        They’re the sentimental favorite for me

    • DAJackson7

      I hate these one game playoffs, it was better with one wild card team..but it does give you a reason to win your division. So that’s fine. Rooting for Washington and Cleveland

      • TatR!

        You should call them The National!

        • DAJackson7

          I almost did…i almost did

    • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

      Rooting for the Dodgers

  • Facts

    I am completely pulling for the Cleveland Indians in this.

  • DAJackson7

    What the hell the NHL starts tonight? Didn’t that just end?

  • TatR!

    No league football for 11 days :/

    • RudoWakening

      FA Cup?

      • TatR!

        Nah. International Week. The worst weeks in the world.

        • RudoWakening

          Oh, that’s right. I saw a commercial for it on ESPN

    • Leagues 1 and 2 will still be going.

      • TatR!

        I guess 🙁

        • Mansfield and Notts County are both good this year. You could go and watch one of them.

          • TatR!

            £20! Plus travel + drinks it’s just… I wish it was worth it but it just isn’t

          • Marv

            Oh my god oh my god oh my god you have to watch the new episode of Chippah. He’s in LA with a bunch of women that don’t understand it’s a bit and it’s the cringiest most uncomfortable thing you’ve eeeeeever seen

          • TatR!

            I saw the description on the audio podast app and I saw no Ant or anyone so I didn’t jump on it. Will watch after this ep of GoT

          • Marv

            Even Jim said “It was the most uncomfortable thing I’ve ever done as Chip. Halfway through even I wanted to bail because I was uncomfortable.”

            Oh it’s dreadfully amazing

          • TatR!

            I was listening to a bunch of recent history this past weekend. Some of the first Opie and Jim show, the Jim/Opie fight from December 2015, the second blow up in July 2016, and some of the chat from Jim and Sam after Opie got fired. And a show Cumia did in September 2016 bashing Opie just a few days before he rang Opie’s show and they made up a bit

          • Marv

            Oh! I watched AA yesterday (after Las Vegas) and just to give you a taste of how different Anthony is with a partner: He didn’t defend guns or the NRA or ANYTHING in the wake of all that. He just made a few jokes and moved on it was amaaaaaazing

          • TatR!

            I kinda hope the show does evolve a bit from just Best Friends Having A Great Time just because the drama can be entertaining. But it’s probably never gonna happen because it’s Ants gig and he can do what he wants and thus it should be comfortable and conflct free

          • Marv

            Sooner or later Art will start fucking up and it’ll be fun but I’m really enjoying the two of them just having a good time right now. Ant’s back to form that’s all I wanted.

          • TatR!

            Have you seen that clip of Artie and DiPaulo falling out on air? It’s so funny. Nick is so pissed and Artie’s just mocking him with his football picks

          • Marv

            I haven’t, I need to check that out. Apparently Nick hated that he’d always start goofing during their commercial spots. Meanwhile on AA they literally call it “The Artie Smoke Break Sponsored by Deep Discount” lol

          • TatR!

            Just going back to the old Cumia show, did you subscribe just when Artie joined or did you see the last few solo shows? Were they any different to the earlier stuff?

          • Marv

            I’ve subscribed off an on over the years (like any time I heard that he was shitting on Ope) and it’s completely different. The old show was Ant alone raging about politics and liberals and guns and race and blah blah blah and now it’s like the very best years of O&A with him just doing voices and bits and having FUN. I couldn’t fucking believe he didn’t rail after Vegas.

          • TatR!

            well, maybe he got it all out of his system. I could never really stand that McGinnes. Hopefully the whole channel develops. Do you listen/watch anything else on there?

          • Marv

            I don’t. McGinniss is gone now I guess. The other shows are all people I don’t really know talking about stuff I don’t really agree with and, more important than not agreeing, I don’t really find funny.

          • TatR!

            Nothing else catches my eye tbh. There’s that one show that appears to be Black Guy Who Agrees With Racists About Black People show that I have a morbid curiosity to listen to once but probably never will

          • Marv

            Between Ant and the Alex Jones shows I watch I feel like I get enough of the insane other side of the argument, I don’t need to seek out any more

  • Diddly

    My cast for I.T., a remake of Office Space:

    Zac Efron as Peter
    Kristen Wiig as Joanna
    Michael B. Jordan as Michael Bolton
    Aziz Ansari as Samir
    Bobby Moynihan as Milton
    Ricky Gervais as Lumbergh
    Bill Burr as Lawrence
    Jim Gaffigan and Will Ferrell as The Bobs
    Kevin Hart as Magazine Salesman
    Melissa McCarthy as Nina

  • Facts

    I am rooting for the following MLB teams: Anyone who is not the St. Louis Cardinals.

    • TatR!

      You should call them the Slardinals!

    • DAJackson7

      Booooo! Although i am boycotting them till the idiot manager is fired

  • Diddly

    Apparently Coca-Cola has purchased Topo Chico mineral water, and the people in my office are mourning harder than they were over the Vegas shooting

    • I’ve never heard of Topo Chico, but hopefully it replaces Dasani, which is ass.

      • Diddly

        It will not. Topo Chico is “mineral water” (carbonated water) so Coke is probably using it to expand to that market since it’s so hot with Millennials right now

        • Fucking millennials ruin everything.

        • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

          I’ve lived in Texas since 1996 and I have no idea what that is

          • Diddly

            Mineral water is actually pretty bad for you

      • DAJackson7

        Dasani really is the worst of the bottled water..and it’s not even close

    • TatR!

      You should call them stupid!

    • Marv

      I think Topo Chico was the water of choice for Topo Gigio.

  • Fun_Matt_Indeed

    Ferrari is right. I am bossy.

    • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

      I think you’re stern. Stern but fair

      • TatR!

        hoo hoo robin

      • Facts

        Matt is Howard Stern?!

    • Like a Gilmour Girl.

      • Fun_Matt_Indeed

        Gilmore. They aren’t Canadian.

        • RudoWakening

          Or related to the guitarist from Pink Floyd

    • Marv

      Remember when we weren’t supposed to say that anymore because it was like calling a girl a bitch?

      • TatR!

        yeah but we’re allowed to call Matt a bitch

      • Fun_Matt_Indeed

        I don’t remember that.

        *looks over shoulder*

  • Fun_Matt_Indeed

    That meeting was shorter than expected. I enjoy that.

  • Fun_Matt_Indeed

    Go Tribe!

  • Who are the Cleveland Indians playing? Is this the World Series?

    • DAJackson7

      Open the ALDS against Boston on Thursday

      • American
        League
        ..?
        Series

        Am I close?

        • Facts

          American League Divisional Series

        • Marv

          Divisional

          You’re close!

  • I’ve never heard of Topo Chico so I looked it up on wikipedia. They use a really weird picture for their article.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Topo_Chico

    • Diddly

      LOL

  • Marv

    I want to keep making Topo Gigio jokes but apparently none of you are 90 years old so

    • TatR!

      yeah no clue sorry

      • Diddly

        He got a pity upvote from me!

        • Marv

          I’ll have you know my nana would love that joke if she wasn’t dead for the last decade.

    • Fun_Matt_Indeed

      Ed Sullivan!

      I am 90!

      • Marv

        Yay!

  • Fun_Matt_Indeed

    Pearl and TI just got up (10am). Christ.

    • Marv

      Boy was up for an hour then went back to bed with mom as we all puke our brains out lol

      I like a sick kid when I’m well, all cuddly and needy and what not. But when I’m sick too it’s just like oh god get away from me

    • TatR!

      oh now you’re calling on him to help, yesterday he was persona non grata to you!

  • I was close!

  • Fun_Matt_Indeed

    So now what will happen since they’ve started out late is this:
    – Won’t get anything done
    – Will take a nap too late (like 2 or 3)
    – Will nap too long
    – Will then stay up too late at night because they napped too late and too long.
    – Then Pearl will wonder why TI won’t fall asleep for 2 hours and it’s 11pm.

  • Marv

    LOL they’re talking about hotel security now yes that’s the problem definitely

    • DAJackson7

      It is a decent question though…how did a dude get 23 weapons and two tripods up there?

      • Marv

        The same way masseuses get tables up there, the elevator. The elevator isn’t what I’m scared of.

      • It’s a busy hotel. People are coming and going with all kinds of bags all the time.

  • TatR!

    Daenyrs is so fucking boring jfc tbh

    • Marv

      Once she stopped getting naked it was over

  • Fun_Matt_Indeed

    Tom Petty was also the author of one of the most underrated Christmas songs ever. “Christmas All Over Again” is a great Christmas song.

    • Fun_Matt_Indeed

      Christmas.

      • TatR!

        Tom Petty was a frequent guest star on It’s Garry Shandlings Show, including a christmas episode in which he wore a christmas jumper

    • I’ve never heard that. Christmas songs are awful, but I can’t imagine that it’s any worse than Wonderful Christmastime. Because Wonderful Christmastime is the worst thing ever.

      • Fun_Matt_Indeed

        It’s way better than that. And Christmas songs are wonderful, so shut it.

        • Marv

          It’s not way better than that I understand you’re in mourning but let’s pump the fucking brakes nothing is better than Wonderful Christmastime

          • Fun_Matt_Indeed

            In a “so fucking terrible it’s amazing” way, sure.

      • TatR!

        McCartney is a douche and everything he sings sounds douchey.

        • Fun_Matt_Indeed

          …….wow.

          • TatR!

            His smug twattishness is legendary

        • Dude. You listen to pop punk.

          • TatR!

            Great Facts About TatR #8

          • Marv

            Dude likes Morrissey looooooooooooooooooooooooooool

          • Fun_Matt_Indeed

            McCartney is a douche, but Taking Back Sunday is brilliant!

          • TatR!

            These aren’t contradictory statements, Matt!

        • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

          This.

          • TatR!

            the relief of not being alone washes over me and I am at peace

          • Marv

            LOL right you’re on the side of Dougie that’s wonderful

          • You and dougie. Peas in a pod.

  • Marv

    Say goodbye to TaTR everyone

    • Fun_Matt_Indeed

      Dafuq, man……I don’t recall hearing a worse statement.

      • Marv

        Yeah I’ll be letting Ferrari know we need to put together a TOS that includes no racism or just really fucking dumb statements in general

        • TatR!

          Outrageous. My rights!

    • TatR!

      Goodbye to TatR everyone!

  • Fun_Matt_Indeed

    I like playing Wonderful Christmastime as often as possible in front of Pearl. Really puts her in the mood. To kill me.

  • Marv

    I’ve never been more proud of the Revolutionary War

    • Fun_Matt_Indeed

      Thank god that happened.

    • DAJackson7

      Ehhh…it lead to Trump. I’d rather have the Queen

      • Marv

        Trump has said he likes the Beatles, no one is wrong all the time.

        • TatR!

          “Hillary, what is your favourite Beatles album?”
          “Well, I’d have to say…. The Best Of The Beatles.”

        • DAJackson7

          Well i mean he did us to grab women by the &%$#*. And he’s married models and i haven’t, maybe he’s on to something

          • TatR!

            Even Hitler Liked The Beatles.

          • Marv

            You don’t have to convince me to like Hitler.

          • Fun_Matt_Indeed

            ………..

          • Marv

            Gotta respect a guy that puts his mind to something.

          • Fun_Matt_Indeed

            No, not always.

          • Marv

            My temperature is 100.8 lol

          • TatR!

            Mein Kampf may have stunk but at least it didn’t get stuck in your head the way Wonderful Christmastime does

          • TatR!

            Ferrari has texted me, he said this is all fine, continue

  • TatR!

    resume thread

  • Marv

    Watching the SNL cold open. I heard Baldwin do an interview on Stern on my trip and he was explaining the real key to that impression is that Trump always tries to find a better word and never ever can, “It was the most amazing piece of cake, you wouldn’t believe it, it was just…………..amazing.”

    • DAJackson7

      That’s actually very insightful.

      • Marv

        He was talking about how he has a unique position to take on Trump because all of his dirty laundry has already been gone over in the press over and over and over and over for decades now.

  • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

    What’s the haps chaps?

    • I have a 3 hour lunch seminar on risk management starting in 20 mins at a hotel just around the corner.

      • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

        That sounds horrid. Can you bring your phone with you and contact a hooker to meet you upstairs when the seminar is over?

        • I’m not allowed to expense drugs or prostitutes. It’s right in the handbook.

          • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

            Fucking corporate America is the worst.

  • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

    I really like 2 Mr. T Experience songs.

    • TatR!

      Hm. Well this doesn’t… I mean it doesn’t necessarily invalidate your McCartney opinion idk :/

      • TatR!

        :/

        • TatR!

          🙁

          • TatR!

            :'(

    • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

      They’re both catchy.

  • Fun_Matt_Indeed

    I don’t know what made me think about this, but Jodie Sweetin being a meth head at one point is still a weird factoid.

    • Dwayne

      I assume all celebrity kids develop drug habits at a young age.

      • Fun_Matt_Indeed

        Yeah, but meth is like “whoa, okay”.

        • Marv

          It was 90s meth though it wasn’t as scary

          • Fun_Matt_Indeed

            They make it differently today?

          • Marv

            Oh I don’t know I just meant more like the stigma of it. I don’t think she went into meth knowing what we know now.

          • Marv

            Stigma is absolutely not the right word here lol I should go to bed

          • Fun_Matt_Indeed

            I understand what you mean though.

        • Dwayne

          True, that’s not really like a rich person drug.

          • Fun_Matt_Indeed

            Exactly. If it was like cocaine, okay, makes sense. But Meth is like….dirty Larry down the street by the dumpsters does meth.

          • Mikey

            There was that Nascar driver that kept getting popped for Meth.

          • TatR!

            Nascar, the dirty Larry down the street by the dumpsters of sports.

          • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

            Driving a car is not a sport.

          • DAJackson7

            Jeremy Mayfield!

  • TatR!

    “The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant.” – The Quotable Game Of Thrones

    • Fun_Matt_Indeed

      Yeah, I’m not ever watching that show.

    • Dwayne

      No thanks

    • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

      Spoiler alert: They don’t find one.

      • TatR!

        there is literally never a cock merchant when you need one

  • RudoWakening

    Aw man, now Lance Russell died

    • Fun_Matt_Indeed

      What was Lance up to the last 30 years?

    • The Professor

      I didn’t know he was still alive

  • TatR!

    King Tommen is a pretty useless king. Joffrey may have been a prick but hey at least he got things done.

    (to the tune of George W Bush wasn’t that bad after all)

    • Marv

      That’s sort of the idea, he’s a goof that was never ready. Let it play out and see where it goes. Tommen’s arc is one of my favorites on the show.

      • The Professor

        He’s also the backup king. Most backups are usually never ready.
        Also who would have guessed that his brother and father would have died within like 2 years apart?

        • Marv

          TatR is going to flip when Tommen’s arc finishes, god that scene is soooooooo good

  • Reasonable Opinion Guy

    ” Brett Ratner casts Jared Leto as Hugh Hefner in biopic ”

    oh christ

  • The Professor

    There’s lots of old wrestlers where I have no clue if they are still alive.
    Examples: bill watts; lord Alfred Hayes; junkyard dog; dory funk; jerry briscoe

    • JYD died in like 1998 in a car accident.

      • RudoWakening

        Coming home from his daughter’s college graduation

    • Marv

      Alfred died like a loooooong time ago I think

    • Diddly

      Pretty sure all of them are dead

      • Watts isn’t dead, is he?

        • Diddly

          Guess he isn’t

      • The Professor

        Out of those 5 only dog and Hayes are dead

    • Dory still makes occasional appearances in Japan.

    • Mikey

      Watts, Funk, and Briscoe are alive. Jack Briscoe died a while back though.

  • The Professor

    On my parks and rec watch, I’m up to the Pawnee/eagleton merger and knope recall

    • Marv

      That’s kind of where it gets old for me honestly.

      • Fun_Matt_Indeed

        Yeah, that’s about where it goes from being the best show on TV to just a good show again.

      • Macklin JeriPratt

        That’s right around when Nine-Nine came around and took Parks’ spot as favorite sitcom on tv.

  • Marv

    The saddest part of the Baywatch movie is at the end when Pam shows up for four seconds and they do every trick imaginable to make her look like she’s still hot including blurry cam and covering her entire face with her hair lol

    • DAJackson7

      Even in the 90’s a didn’t care for her all that much

      • Marv

        We had really bizarre standards for hot in the 90s. I mean I like boobuhs but holy shit looking back it’s like all these poor women were forced to get basketballs stapled to their chests

        • DAJackson7

          Ugh, it wasn’t a good look for sure

        • TatR!

          It was new. Manic pixie dream girl hadn’t been invented then we didn’t know

      • I preferred Jenny McCarthy back in the day. Of course she turned out to be batshit insane…

      • RudoWakening

        Nicole Eggert, aka Summer Quin, was my Baywatch lady of choice. My crush on her went back to Charles in Charge

        • Oh man, Nicole Eggert…

        • Marv

          ^^^^^^^^

        • The Professor

          Same. She was also good in that alien movie

        • There was one direct-to-video movie she did with that was on HBO all the time… I think it was called Blown Away. Let me tell you, I was blown away, alright…

          • ProjectBlue

            Then there was some Irish Republic Army bomber movie with the same name, so scrolling through for years I’d stop hopeful only to see shit being blown up instead

      • Marv

        Its more fun than I gave it credit for initially but that last scene is just sad. She’s so fucking old.

  • The Professor

    I love the child size cups on parks and rec

  • Fun_Matt_Indeed

    Parks & Rec sweet spot is Season 3, 4 and 5. That is prime Parks, and probably my favorite 3 seasons for a TV show ever.

  • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

    I was always bugged by parks and rec saying they were like the 3rd fattest city in America, yet almost all of the citizens seemed to be of a healthy weight.

    • Fun_Matt_Indeed

      4th. I was always bugged by people who watch comedy shows thinking too logically.

      • RudoWakening

        That’s really fucking annoying

      • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

        Glad you aren’t anymore!

        • Fun_Matt_Indeed

          Yes, exactly.

    • The Professor

      How doesn’t Leslie get fat eating like 20 waffles a day with whipped cream

  • Gonna make a lasagna this afternoon, always a good time.

    • Fun_Matt_Indeed

      Mail me some.

      • Sure thing pal!

        • TatR!

          Good thing about mailing lasagna is you don’t need to put it in an envelope or a parcel because the outer cheese layer counts as packaging

    • Miko363

      Strangely enough, leftover lasagna is better than lasagna fresh out of the oven. I feel like the extra time to bind all the layers together helps.

      • TatR!

        I’m undecided on whether leftover pizza is also better. It’s certainly still very good

        • Miko363

          I’m voting: Very Good, but not as good as fresh pizza.

  • Fun_Matt_Indeed

    I prefer boobs to be real.

    That’s why I like TatR so much.

    • TatR!

      TatR is a real boob!

      • Fun_Matt_Indeed

        TGGI

  • Facts

    Soo……………….Leah Remini is back as Kevin James’ wife on his new show?

    • Diddly

      Yep!

    • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

      Welcome to like 5 months ago.

    • Fun_Matt_Indeed

      Only until the church of scientology has her killed.

  • WorldWide Duck

    Paul McCartney solo and Taking Back Sunday are two of my favorite musical artists.

    • TatR!

      What a mess the world is

  • TatR!

    I listened to really cute young singer Julien Bakers first album and really liked it

  • The idiot reporter I fired a few years back has announced he’s running for state senate next year in Brooklyn.

    Sounds about right…

    • Diddly

      IT’S ALL FERRARI’S FAULT

    • TatR!

      Oh shit. Dealing with you will be top of his agenda

      • Diddly

        Fake News Ferrari! Sad!

  • Fun_Matt_Indeed

    Man, the NFL is so mediocre right now. It’s difficult watching a game.

    • TatR!

      you gotta keep watching now to send a message to Trump

  • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

    *Cajun accent*
    .
    Everyone can relax, Jose has arrived

    • Rick “The Hot Take King” Ross

      You l! You’re the reason I’m here! Traitor! You’re future ends now.

  • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

    Something tells me none of this would have happened if I’d been the Bayless.

    Granted, it probably would have gone far, far worse.

    • ProjectBlue

      Worth scrolling down?

    • Fun_Matt_Indeed

      What?

  • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

    Although the British guy hating Paul McCartney is more irony than is recommended for my daily intake.

    • TatR!

      I have a name! It’s a bit odd to assume I would love all British people.

      • Marv

        It is weird not to love the best British person though.

        • TatR!

          I know him better than you do.

          • Marv

            nah

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        You have an acronym.

    • I don’t hate him, but I certainly don’t like him.

      • TatR!

        See, British consensus here guys. You Americans have all been hoodwinked, likely by Russia ofc

  • Diddly
  • Fun_Matt_Indeed

    I feel like today might be my first ban chance. It’s exciting times.

    • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

      What a time to be alive!

    • Facts

      …………………..Did I miss something?

    • Don’t ban Marv.

      • Fun_Matt_Indeed

        But he doesn’t like Tom Petty!

    • Marv

      The McCartney takes are hilarious today. We’ve got a guy with Aspbergers and a Brit fighting a war on common sense

      • TatR!

        Dearie me! Beloved TatR is reduced to “the British guy” and “a Brit” when taking on St. Paul smh

        • TatR!

          stop typing leave me alone leave poor tatr alone

          • Marv

            This kind of reaction is why you guys don’t have an empire anymore.

          • TatR!

            Yeah how’s your empire going! You guys can’t even control *turns, grabs globe to check, slips, globe flies out window* ah nuts

          • Marv

            lol

        • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

          TBF, you’ve always been “the British guy” to me. You say “lift” instead of elevator!

  • Rick “The Hot Take King” Ross

    Promotional consideration paid for by the following:

    • Fun_Matt_Indeed

      Why is this guy here?

      • Rick “The Hot Take King” Ross

        Who?

        • Fun_Matt_Indeed

          The guy who said who above me.

          • TatR!

            just get it over with, no point dragging it out

      • I thought this place was invite only…

        • Fun_Matt_Indeed

          We play loose with the rules around here, and we need law and order!

        • Rick “The Hot Take King” Ross

          Says who

          • Um… a lot of people at that other blog, apparently.

          • Rick “The Hot Take King” Ross

            Didn’t know that, I’ve been here for a while

          • You have? That’s news to me

          • Rick “The Hot Take King” Ross

            Took a leave of absence

          • Did you fill out the proper paperwork?

          • Rick “The Hot Take King” Ross

            Nope just stopped showing up

          • You really needed to fill out a CG-817 for that. I can email it to you next time.

          • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

            This seems like an alternative fact.

      • Marv

        The BoD has gotten so bad even the very worst of the BoD doesn’t want to be there anymore.

        • Facts

          All I wanna do there now is troll. I can’t stand that place anymore. It is way too negative.

          • Marv

            I pop in from time to time because I miss some of those guys but then I rapidly realize I don’t have anything to say. I’m so checked out now from wrestling I couldn’t even tell you who the champ is.

          • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

            I’m stunned that Jinder Mahal and Enzo are champions. Stunned.

          • Marv

            I legitimately don’t know who Jinder Mahal is or what he looks like. I saw the name a lot when they were really excited about it (then got really angry about it lol)

          • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

            He was the lowliest comedy jobber ever two years ago and now he’s WWE champion. It’s embarrasing for everyone.

          • Were the guys you miss not given an invite?

  • Diddly

    Worst part of It was the fat chick in the row in front of me screaming “OH FUCK” and “OH SHIT” and “OH MY JESUS” every 3 minutes. It wasn’t even a jump scare movie!

    • Marv

      Maybe she was just looking down into her empty box of Junior Mints.

      • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

        Ok I laughed way too hard at that

    • DAJackson7

      And this is why i rarely go to the movies

    • Facts

      Probably getting fondled.

  • Fun_Matt_Indeed

    Well anyway, I’ll wait until someone says something demonstrably stupid.

    I mean, besides what TatR says, clearly.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      I suspect you will not have to wait very long.

    • TatR!

      You Know, Maybe TatR Is Right.

      • Fun_Matt_Indeed

        Why are all the words capitalized?

        • TatR!

          Because it’s your catchphrase

          • Fun_Matt_Indeed

            I see.

      • I wish I still had my No One Ever alt, because that guy would totally agree

        • TatR!

          Well Matt said it, so that guy would be out of place here!

  • This risk management seminar is boring! Good lunch though. And wine.

    • Diddly

      Drinking on the job? Only in Canada!

    • Fun_Matt_Indeed

      I mean…it’s a risk management seminar. It ain’t gonna be a rave.

      • ProjectBlue

        Gotta take one to manage them

    • Rick “The Hot Take King” Ross

      Where? I’m in the path

  • Marv

    Junior Mints are the motherfucking shit yet I only ever get them at movie theaters.

    Also Combos are really good yet I only ever get them on road trips.

    I am a man of many rules.

    • Fun_Matt_Indeed

      That makes them special.

      If you ate either every day, you would hate them.

      • Marv

        I don’t know why Combos are a thing. Like hey I’d never eat them at home because they’re gross but I’m going to be sitting on my ass for 14 straight hours so I should definitely get a bag oh you guys have the big bag that’s even better

        • Fun_Matt_Indeed

          Easy to eat. Has a pizza and/or cheese taste. Salty. They’re good when distracted from the fact that they’re nearly the worst thing to eat on the planet.

          • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

            Combos are awful.

            Now give me a can of Pringles, and I’m a happy man.

          • Fun_Matt_Indeed

            I don’t care for Pringles. If I’m going to shit on my body by destroying it with potato chips, I want them to be as salty and greasy as possible. Pringles tastes like your mom’s chips that she thinks works as diet food.

          • DAJackson7

            Dude, the Memphis BBQ Pringles are the greatest thing ever made

          • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

            I don’t like overly salty chips. Plus, I usually get the cheese or BBQ anyway.

          • Marv

            When I got home my wife told me I looked like I was made of goo lol, I was like “I’ve been in a car for 20 days stop judging me!”

  • Ooh a case law discussion

  • Facts

    I want to find a book on how Scientology works or I might probably need to join their church.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      They take your money and then yell “sike!”.

    • Fun_Matt_Indeed

      You have way too many thetans. Give me $5,000, please.

  • DAJackson7

    Oh FFS, the Cardinals fire the pitching and bullpen coaches……..the idiot not putting the pitchers in the right matchups is the problem, not those two…Fuck they are going to screw everything up forever trying to make this jackass a decent manager.

  • Reasonable Opinion Guy

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2017/10/02/severed-head-eccentric-jeremy-bentham-go-display-scientists/amp/

    ” The severed head of eccentric philosopher Jeremy Bentham is to go on display for the first time in decades and scientists are using the opportunity to test his DNA to find out if he was autistic.

    Social reformer Bentham, who died in 1832 insisted that his body be preserved after his death as an ‘auto-icon’ so that he could be wheeled out at parties if his friends were missing him.”

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      I can always count on you to cheer me up!

    • Diddly

      What a world!

  • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

    Bad news guys. One of the people in my improv group is getting let go today.

  • Trump visits Puerto Rico, blames the island for throwing the US budget out of whack.

    Yeah, sounds about right

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      He’s in desperate need of a Code Red.

    • TatR!

      I can’t believe he actually said the words “compared to a real catastrophe like Katrina”

      • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

        He actually said that? Puerto Rico was practically wiped off the map

        • TatR!

          yeah just saw the video

  • The Professor

    I’m not liking this recall election. Im at the filibuster election episode.

  • Facts

    Did Hoss tear his quad moonwalking away from the thread? Haven’t seen him recently.

  • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

    Its a personality conflict. He has been rubbing a lot of people the wrong way.

    • Fun_Matt_Indeed

      ……

      • Marv

        I’m guessing they figured out Weird Jimmy has a personality disorder.

        • Fun_Matt_Indeed

          The irony is so thick, like a diner milkshake.

  • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

    Anybody feel like designing some gauge boards here at my job?

    • Fun_Matt_Indeed

      I’m on the pooper.

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        • Mr. Money On The Table

          It’s good to stay silent. If you talk to him he might not be able to make.

          • Fun_Matt_Indeed

            I’m good! I did it!

            *high five*

          • Marv

            Now you get a string cheese for being a good boy.

          • Fun_Matt_Indeed

            Sweet!

            It’s skittles in our house.

          • Marv

            Maybe I should try that because string cheese isn’t cutting it. And now he’ll tell me flat out “Hey I poopy” and its like…dude if you can fucking TELL me that you’re old enough to go on the toilet you little jerk off

          • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

            Your son is definitely your son, good sir.

          • Marv

            It is unbelievably frustrating lol

          • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

            Soon, he’ll just point to the diaper and give you a look like “uh, you want to take care of this, pal? I got things to do over here”.

          • Fun_Matt_Indeed

            She still absolutely hates to poop. I can’t wait til this phase is over.

          • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne
          • Mr. Money On The Table

            🌟!

    • Wanna talk about risk management for insurance brokers?

      • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

        Sure. Gives me a chance to warm up in doing safety meetings the next couple of months

  • Mikey

    @disqus_FgklIG17ih:disqus Did you ever reach out to Hoss?

    • I hope that he’s ok or I’ll feel bad about saying that he’s stalking victims

    • Marv

      I did not. I will today.

  • Marv

    CinemaSins did Blade Runner today. I’d watch it but I’ve never made it through the movie itself so I won’t get any of the jokes.

    • Facts

      It’s really slow

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      I had to watch the original for film class. It was…okay.

      • Reasonable Opinion Guy

        Akira is better.

      • Marv

        I have a hard time getting into scifi which is weird because I’m all about comics and really we’re talking the same basic stuff here but for some reason I just don’t get into them.

        • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

          Outside of Star Trek, I really don’t have much patience for sci-fi, either.

          • Marv

            I think it comes from my dad who was hyper obsessed with the space program and kind of passed that on to me. I’d way rather watch a doc on an actual space event than watch Star Wars. To me Apollo 13 is the greatest space movie ever because they had to leave out stuff that really did happen because it was too unbelievable lol

          • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

            I watched Star Wars because it was the 1980s and we were basically required by law to watch them, but they never really appealed that much to me. I wasn’t into TOS because it was too campy, but I learned to appreciate it later and I did enjoy the movies. I thought Next Gen was boring and stuffy, but I had a friend who was into it and I watched for her sake and it did get a lot better towards the end. DS9 was great, Voyager was a disappointment and Enterprise was shit. I was into Babylon 5 for a while but it’s nothing I ever need to see again, and I was only an occasional viewer of the Stargate stuff.

      • TatR!

        Yeah it’s the kind of movie you watch for film class, rather than for actual enjoyment.

        • Facts

          🙁

          Although I’d rather watch Star Wars.

  • Dwayne

    Shitty dive bars have the best deals. $4 beers and $4 shot of anything you want. And a pool table.

    • Marv

      That one bar was one of the best places I’ve ever fucking been in my life, hey it’s happy hour like all the goddamn time and the drinks were super cheap already but here go ahead and have double.

      • Dwayne

        McKenna’s love that place. 2 for one happy hour all damn day and again late at night. Even the food is good

        • Marv

          I stole one of their pens as a souvenir lol

          • Dwayne

            When I find places like that I do the same thing. You should have kept a chip for next time in NY. Lol

          • Marv

            Eh it seemed like you could use them more lol

          • Dwayne

            You ain’t lyin lol

        • Mikey

          That was awesome. And you didn’t have to wait at all for a drink.

          • Dwayne

            Yeah they are cool and give you strong pours.

    • DAJackson7

      $4 beer? Damn i’m glad i live in the midwest. It’s 2.50

      • Dwayne

        I can get it for $2 if I go to the store lol

      • Eight bucks at my favourite craft beer bar

        • DAJackson7

          Well, that’s craft beer. It’ll be higher but shit. $5 here gets you a 32 oz draft

  • This lawyer is boring he keeps saying “uh” a lot.

    I’d rather be listening to Tom Petty.

  • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

    So it appears The Gifted ended up being pretty decent. I’m gonna have to check it out as soon as I can

  • TatR!

    Can’t stress again enough how funny Nick Kroll’s Big Mouth cartoon on Netflix is

  • Reasonable Opinion Guy

    Akira>Ghost In The Shell(the 1995 one)> Blade Runner

  • Marv

    Everyone is sick. My wife is raging so I’ve spent most of the morning in the garage. I went to get coffees and donuts and 7-Up and stuff and it was all wrong of course. I’m just going to be out here all day with my light cigarettes and growing pile of snotty tissues.

    • Facts

      Of course you try to be nice and it’s ALWAYS the wrong thing.

      • Marv

        It’s been a back and forth all morning about who is more sick and who should be taking care of who and…I just came out here I’m super over it lol

        • Facts

          Yep I know.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      Did she want cocoa, brownies and Sprite?

  • Oh hey, McKenna’s on 14th? I went there. They give you a free drink for every drink that you buy!

    • I’d rather be there right now. This lawyer is a real dynamo.

    • Marv

      Only during Happy Hour but thankfully Happy Hour is apparently all but two hours of their day.

      • Yeah that place was ok. We gave a bunch of chips to some random when we left and he thought that was pretty swell

        • Marv

          I gave all my chips to Dwayne he seemed in need.

          • Dwayne

            I still am!

    • Dwayne

      Yup. I am well known there

  • Fun_Matt_Indeed

    Boob tech just came by. Didn’t flirt this time. She must have noticed I gained 3 lbs.

    • Marv

      It’s amazing she didn’t vomit on your fat ass.

      • Fun_Matt_Indeed

        I am a disgusting fat lard.

        • Fatt_Indeed

        • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

          I’ve never met guys who were this obsessed about their weight.

          • Fun_Matt_Indeed

            I’m like woke, or lit, or something. I don’t know what any of that means, so just go with it.

          • Marv

            I’ve never been woke I don’t think but I’ve been lit pretty consistently since I was about 15.

          • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

            I’m not saying it’s a bad thing, I’m just used to seeing dudes proudly slap their gut like Tracy Morgan before scarfing down another Whopper.

          • Dwayne

            I have. They liked other men.

          • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne
          • Fun_Matt_Indeed

            I like women.

  • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

    I’m not sure how much more obvious that I find this kid annoying and don’t want to talk to him. Like, how much attention do you need guy?

    • You should definitely keep making vague comments like this.

      • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

        I’ll try that!

  • Rick “The Hot Take King” Ross

    Legion is the best comic book television series right now.

  • Devin Harris

    We’ve reached the conspiracy stage of this Las Vegas shooting. “Okay, I saw a video where someone was shooting out of the 12th floor window.” “How come there were two windows out on the 32nd floor? Hmmmmm…”

    • DAJackson7

      I saw that this morning and just decided to ignore

    • Marv

      I was watching today and all the news stations were taking about hotel safety and what are we going to do now that hotels are dangerous. I guess I’m dumb because none of this made me frightened of a hotel it made me frightened of machine guns.

      • Fun_Matt_Indeed

        That’s a communist point of view, Marvin.

      • Devin Harris

        I hate guns. Don’t want them around me and hate to touch them but I’ve never been strongly anti-gun. Yet, I can’t understand the need for owning 38 machine guns.

        • Marv

          I like guns and have a couple, they’re fun but if the government banned them and took them away I’d react the same way when they told me I couldn’t smoke in restaurants anymore: “Well boo that sucks. Here’s my gun I guess.”

          • Devin Harris

            I don’t know why but I’m absolutely terrified of them. One of my friends is one of those people that thinks the government is going to get him. He made me hold one of his guns once and I kept thinking I’m going to blow my brains out somehow

          • Marv

            I have friends like that for sure. I grew up around them so they were no big deal really.

          • Devin Harris

            I grew up in the hood and all that, but I guess because my dad didn’t fool with them then I didn’t either

      • RudoWakening

        I am not a gun owner, though I have shot guns before and had a fun time of it. I am not opposed to guns in the least; what I don’t understand is why some dude needs a fully-automatic machine gun. I am also in favour of backgrounds checks and mental health checks before you can own a gun. “Oh, I see you’ve got paranoid schizophrenia and are depressed. No, you don’t get this gun” WHY IS THIS A PROBLEM

        • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

          People don’t trust the gummint. Or brown people.

      • RudoWakening

        I am not a gun owner, though I have shot guns before and had a fun time of it. I am not opposed to guns in the least; what I don’t understand is why some dude needs a fully-automatic machine gun. I am also in favour of backgrounds checks and mental health checks before you can own a gun. “Oh, I see you’ve got paranoid schizophrenia and are depressed. No, you don’t get this gun” WHY IS THIS A PROBLEM

        • Marv

          We heard you.

    • Fun_Matt_Indeed

      It was only a matter of time.

    • Facts

      Oh I LOVE THESE

  • Fun_Matt_Indeed

    I, just like Marv, can’t seem to do anything right lately when it comes to my wife. She just seems to be in a perpetually shitty mood.

    • Marv

      She’s always this way when she’s sick.

    • Devin Harris

      So, are you just confirming she is indeed a woman?

      • Fun_Matt_Indeed

        I guess so, yes. But it really took her 7 years to act like it.

        • Devin Harris

          It may have taken 7 years but at least you got confirmation finally

        • Wow, mine was also 7 years.

        • Marv

          Mine was a shithead from day one lol

          • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

            Well, this conversation is only reaffirming my bachelorhood.

          • Marv

            There are some benefits to putting up with it. I’m hoping by the time my son is 20 we’ve really figured out the sex robot thing and he can skip all this.

          • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

            Yeah, I occasionally get lonely but then I think about the trade-off and look at the failing relationships around me and then decide “nah, I’m good”.

          • Marv

            I’m far too much of a pervert to be left to my own devices hahaha

          • Marv

            I mean seriously I’d start inventing and building devices.

          • Dwayne

            The good is so good that the bad doesn’t even matter. At least for me.

    • Facts

      Same here. Mine is more I never do it the right way.

    • Dwayne

      My wife will tell you she has an anger problem or something. I just ignore her until she remembers that she loves me.

  • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

    It’s funny, I was born and raised in the inner city and never even saw a gun. Then I moved to the suburbs and my uncle basically has an arsenal.

    • Fun_Matt_Indeed

      My Father-in-Law is the only one I know with an arsenal. He probably has as many, if not more guns than the Vegas guy.

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        I use ‘arsenal’ loosely, but he did have several handguns and hunting rifles. No semi-automatic or anything like that.

        • Fun_Matt_Indeed

          Oh, mine has an arsenal. Like probably 40 guns, semi-automatics, the works.

    • Dwayne

      I’ve seen them being shot at people in the inner city

  • Facts

    My wife says that I only do things once she yells at me to do it. That’s not true, it’s usually when I pay attention to her asking me to do something.

    • Rick “The Hot Take King” Ross

      I hate that we have to be mind readers.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      See, that’s the stuff I don’t have the energy for. My life is too short to spend half of it trying to interpret someone else’s moods and bullshit. Just tell me what you want and be done with it.

      • Marv

        They’ll tell you what they want, eventually. It’s all about how much attention you’re willing to pay in the interim. If it’s none then you won’t really be bothered by being married lol

        • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

          I just don’t have time for puzzles. I say what I mean and expect others to do the same. If you say “that’s fine” when you really meant “I have a problem with that”, well, why the fuck didn’t you just say that instead of being pissed at me later?

      • Facts

        It drives them crazy but they stick around and tolerate it.

  • RudoWakening

    Hit a soft spot out in the yard which caused me to sink a touch and twisted the fuck outta my ankle. Dammit.

    • Marv

      Ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice

      • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

        *Under Pressure bassline*

      • RudoWakening

        That’ll happen after work. No way am I going to safety for this. It’s always a giant pain in the ass

    • Fun_Matt_Indeed

      Sorry man. My entire yard is a soft spot on account that I live in swamp shit.

    • Fun_Matt_Indeed

      I also don’t know why I upvoted this.

    • Rub dirt on it

      • Fun_Matt_Indeed

        I thought you were changing that godforsaken avatar.

    • Mikey

      That fucking blows. Bad?

    • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

      Ouch!

  • ::::spins into the thread … out of mild mannered Diana Peyt and into WONDER WOMANNING! ::::

  • Marv

    I’m watching Info Wars because of course

    • what’s his sane logical take on all this?

      • Marv

        Despite this guy being white and boring he was an ANTIFA Isamist and he was forced to do it by the globalists and his last act of kindness was sending all his money to the Phillipines to help them…

        I have no idea how any of this makes sense it is super fucking hard to get a clear idea of what the fuck this man is trying to say. Ignoring all his craziness he frankly is just not a very good communicator or broadcaster.

        • Fun_Matt_Indeed

          Man, they sure do love saying ANTIFA.

          Up until two months ago, I don’t think anyone mentioned them, or even knew who they were.

          • Marv

            Yeah that’s the go to. The chat is FULL of people repeatedly shouting “ANYONE REMEMBER OSWALD? THIS SOUND FAMILIAR?”

            I mean…no? No it doesn’t really at all? lol *shruggy face*

        • clearly you need some of his supplements to clear your head so you think better

  • Marv

    And then the people in the chat arguing with them are just as clever as that Rick Ross waterhead and saying shit like “BAN ALL THE WHITEYS!” hahaha

    We’re fucking doomed.

    • Rick “The Hot Take King” Ross

      Ban em

      • Marv

        I’m not sure why Matt hasn’t done it yet I’m being so giving.

        • Meh

          • Marv

            Isn’t Dougie enough dumb for this place? lol

        • Fun_Matt_Indeed

          I haven’t seen anything terrible yet.

  • Dwayne

    This Asian chick is beating me at pool

    • Facts

      She wants you

    • Marv

      She sees the table in widescreen that’s not fair.

    • Fun_Matt_Indeed

      You mean poor.

    • DAJackson7

      They are good at math

      • Dwayne

        I wish she was in my calculus class

        • DAJackson7

          Does her Calculus say U+Me=Us

          • Marv

            Nope, 80085

  • Marv

    JewStain69 says OBAMA leads ANTIFA.

    So that’s interesting.

    Also one of these jabber jaws is named Art Vandelay and that makes me laugh.

    • Fun_Matt_Indeed

      What a lovely screen name. JewStain69. Classy guy, clearly.

  • So the Vegas shooter… there any news about the chick yet? why aren’t we hearing any details out of her?

    • DAJackson7

      She’s conveniently in the phillipeans

  • Marv

    Being a conspiracy guy looks fun honestly you get to just yell crazy words that have lots of syllables and are fun to say. Just try it. Yell out ZIONIST FASCIST MULTICULTURALIST and see if it doesn’t make you giggle.

    • it all comes down to mole men and lizard people

    • TatR!

      no YOU are cultural marvism

  • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

    So I guess this soda tax thing is a long con to get people to voluntarily drink healthier.

    • Marv

      It works with beer almost no one drinks anymore because of those sin taxes.

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        Basically they know the taxes will eventually be repealed or whatever, but all the bad publicity will make people think twice about soda and sales will go down.

  • Marv

    I have no idea how these people hold conversations on the YT channel it’s just people screeching every .003 seconds and it flies past and it’s all caps lock and I just don’t know how anyone tracks any of this.

  • Devin Harris

    I drink soda when I go to restaurants because I trust that more than the tea and the water.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      You don’t trust the water?

      • Devin Harris

        Not at restaurants. It doesn’t make any sense. Sometimes I feel like they get it out of the bathroom sink

        • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

          Well, as long as it’s not out of the toilet I’m fine.

  • Marv

    “Feminists should be protesting Islam but if they did they’d have to admit things aren’t so bad at home.”

    Hahahahaha, holy fuck ok well Alex isn’t all bad I suppose

    • DAJackson7

      Oh wow, that’s just great

      • Marv

        That is the most absurd thing I’ve ever heard and I can’t quit laughing it’s been five minutes and I’m not even watching the channel anymore

    • TatR!

      Remember folks there can’t be two bad things or different levels of bad things

  • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

    I love when somebody says ‘I’m not mad, its just funny to me when…..’ You know that bitch mad as hell.

    • Dwayne

      Whenever someone says “it’s funny when” you know it’s about to be something they don’t think is funny at all

      • Marv

        It’s funny when people do improv.

        • TatR!

          well i didn’t hear anybody laughing

  • Facts

    Ive become a geek for Firefly. Damn you Joss Whedon!

    • Mikey

      It’s okay. I think Angel and buffy are far superior.

  • So … the Fascist are aligned with the Mole Men.. now we have had documented proof of this since 1972. This is why Nixon was kicked out of office… you don’t think it was because of a simple break in do you? It’s because he was going to blow the Fraternal Order of the mole men Wide Open!

  • Now the Antifa…. they have been controlled by the Lizard people since the 80s. These people knew hey were going to be wiped off the face of the earth by Reagan so they sold their souls to the Lizards! Why do you think Michelle Obama has this arms?? it’s all the Lizard mother milk protein she drinks

  • Marv

    This is fun, it’s just a guy doing magic tricks while his buddy completely ruins them

    https://i.imgur.com/lO4iYjC.gifv

  • DAJackson7

    Always good when HR sends a email telling you to deactivate someone immediately.

    • Blackjack Jowalsen

      We just got one recently with a little tacked-on reminder at the end to not have inappropriate relationships with students.

      Thanks for the reminder, boss. Almost forgot.

  • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

    Goddamn, this cavern of ice is no joke.

  • Dwayne

    Old Man: Do you know what the B on your hat stands for?

    Dwayne: Brooklyn Dodgers

    Old Man: No that wasn’t their first name. They were the Brooklyn Robins

    Dwayne: Oh, I didn’t know that. I was born in 1980 not 1880

    • Mikey

      They were named after Wilbert Robinson, their manager during that time. They were actually the Dodgers before they were the Robins though.

      • DAJackson7

        Or the Bridegrooms, and i think Rustlers

    • TatR!

      Old Man: Do you know what the B on your hat stands for?
      TatR: Yeah, “Beat it old man”

  • Diddly

    Well that phone interview sucked. Not because of anything I did but they are mad I don’t do SEO and Google Adwords at my current job.

    • Mikey

      That sucks. Sorry dude.

      • Diddly

        I’m not too worried. Would be nice to get out of my current gig though

    • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

      Interviews are weird. Most of the time what they really want is something not on the job description or anything. Then they surprise you by asking “what do you know about X?” “X? I’ve never seen X, but I’m sure I could figure it out.” “How do you not know X???”

      • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

        Spin-off Mega Man series. Love it

        • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

          My favorite games in the series!

      • Diddly

        Yep. They asked what I do in my current role and explained my old company wanted to increase their digital footprint but were too cheap so they relied on Facebook. Not my fault if they aren’t willing to give me a day or two to relearn.

        • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

          That’s not even in your power. I was getting a lot of that until I learned the Google cloud stuff. Now I’m getting a lot more of people asking me how to do stuff.

    • DAJackson7

      Booo. Oh , have you seen all the stuff coming out of the A Certain Point of View book?

      • Diddly

        No, never heard of it.

        • DAJackson7

          Check it out, i’m just reading the junkets on Screen Rant but it’s forty short stories from characters around the time of A New hope like the Red Droid, Mon Mothra, Yoda, etc

          • Diddly

            Oh nice. I haven’t kept up with Star Wars books recently. Tried to read that Aftermath book but it was badly written.

          • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

            That Aftermath book was soooooo bad.

          • DAJackson7

            Yeah i haven’t either. But this is cannon and fills some gaps, so it’ll do

    • TatR!

      Good luck Diddly

  • I have something to say.

    I was NOT in Vegas recently.

    That is all.

    :: moonwalks away ::

    • Marv

      Thanks lol people were getting worried

      • Diddly

        He would have been at the buffet when it happened anyway

        HA! GOT HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

    • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

      I thought you were going to bust out into a Misfits song
      .
      ‘Sup?

    • Mikey

      Good to see ya Hoss.

    • Wow, it’s also Hoss! I heard that you’d transitioned.

      • Marv

        Oh dear lol

  • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

    Just wanted to stop in and say hi. I’ve been gone because i’ve been swamped with freelance work and getting my Amazon cloud certifications. I’ve been trying to avoid procrastinating.

    I’ll be back here in full in a few weeks, I’m sure.

    • Marv

      That’s not what I heard at all.

      • so brave

        • Marv

          My dad always told me not to tell someone a job was done until it was really finished so I guess we gotta wait for the announcement

        • Diddly

          And stunning!

      • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

        OH! I forgot to mention…I wholesale endorse anything Marv reports about me!

    • Dwayne

      Don’t rush

    • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

      KENNY!!!

    • Mikey

      YES! Good to see ya!

    • Diddly

      HEY JIM BOB, IT’S THAT FRIENDSHIP LOVER! LET’S GIT ‘EM!

    • Dwayne

      Stop lying. You are ashamed of the whole friendship debacle and you are hiding until everyone forgets about it.

      • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

        I wish I had that much shame.

        • Dwayne

          Lol

    • TatR!

      I love you Kenny!

      • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

        I love you, too, TatR.

    • I should be starting The Snowman next week

      • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

        That’s the best of the series in my opinion. Like, the whole series builds to it and it pays off *everything*. The books after it are great, but that book…omg.

        How are you enjoying the series so far?

        • Yes. I’m a little surprised to hear you say that when it seems like so much has been paid off over the last two but yeah from book 3 on they keep getting better

          • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

            Oh definitelty. I re-read the first two books recently and they were better than I remembered. Not great, but very good. From book 3 on, though, it hits a new level of awesome.

            I *really* enjoyed the Snowman because it hit all my sweet spots. I don’t want to say more because I’m afraid of spoiling stuff.

          • I already know it has snow in it

  • …………….so………shelton is next right?

    • Dwayne

      That’s not funny, man.

    • TatR!

      SHELTON

      • Diddly

        He loves the show Like!

    • DAJackson7

      That was odd that it happened so quick like that

    • Oh god

  • TatR!

    Hi it’s me TatR!

    • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

      BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • TatR!

        🙁

        • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

          I scared you good!

    • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

      Hi TatR!!

    • I knew I smelled something.

      • TatR!

        The sweet smell of victory!

    • Diddly

      *wipes happy tears from face*

    • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

      TatR?
      .
      No Way, Jose!! I haven’t seen you in 3 minutes!

  • Casual_Kenny_Reigns

    This is already leading to me procrastinating!

    • Marv

      Haha right

    • I just listened to lawyers go on about case law for 3 hours. We had wine!

      • Rick “The Hot Take King” Ross

        Was the wine worth it?

    • but are you really wanting to get back to work? ::lasso of truth around Kenny::

  • Diddly

    Guys when Kenny transitions can we get him to start making period jokes?

  • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

    so everyone’s alive. Good.

    • Diddly

      Except Shelton

  • Dwayne

    Hey everyone, I’m back.

    • Dwayne

      Forgot an L there, oops

      • TatR!

        Loops?!

        • Dwayne

          Um…

      • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

        *applause*

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        You’re balck?

        • Marv

          I could always tell.

        • Dwayne

          That’s what the police say.

  • Rick “The Hot Take King” Ross

    I don’t mind meetings. I actually enjoy them.

    But when I have real work to do, meetings flooding my calendar are really a waste of a time.

    • Blackjack Jowalsen

      PREACH.

      During the work week before school starts, I can hardly even open up a box to take my pens out before I have to go to some god-forsaken meeting. They had two open morning to actually lesson plan and get stuff done in your classroom but they actually just forgot to put the meetings that were set for those times on the schedule.

  • What is happening

    • TatR!

      Ferrari’s back! Yay!

    • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

      Roll call

      • Marv

        What’s up all what ya gotta say we on the air with Ed Lisa and Dre rolllll callllllllll it’s the rollllll calllllll

        • Dwayne

          lol

    • Dwaynel is back.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      Alley oop oop, oop oop oop.

  • TatR!

    Battles are boring. Everyones fighting wildings and it’s boring. I want more talking and intrigue.

    • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

      The action picks up in the next couple of seasons

    • Oh my lord do I hate intrigue.

    • Diddly

      Wounded Knee is known as a massacre now, not a battle

    • Marv

      That’s why I like the first season the best. It’s all the political drama basically and it’s the most interesting.

      • TatR!

        I liked it better when it would be like the next day and someone would be like “yes they have taken the north, a terrible battle, 50,000 dead” and the other is like “I see”. I don’t need to see this tomfoolery

        • TatR!

          say like more you fucking teenage girl

        • Marv

          Same. There are a couple battles that are really big and have great swerves but for the most part they’re boring.

          • TatR!

            This has been like twenty minutes! What have I learned! Nothing.

          • Marv

            Are you on an episode nine? Episode nines are almost always big giant battles that go on and on but then the aftermath in episode 10 is always cool.

          • TatR!

            8. Just ended. I guess what I’ve learned is that fighting Wildings might be a bad idea

  • Marv

    BROWNSVILLE’S IN THAAAAA HOUSE hahaha I’m going to be over here roll calling for the next hour probably

  • The Professor

    Wow they actually recalled leslie

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      She was too good for that town.

  • RudoWakening

    Hi Kenny!

  • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

    It also appears that the amount of fucking on that show decreases in proportion to the size of the dragons.

    • TatR!

      this is certainly true

  • Facts

    I have returned from space.

    • TatR!

      oh right space was it

      • Facts

        ………………………………………………….yes, that’s the ticket! I was not in a shady part of town looking for a good time.

        • TatR!

          did you see larry, larry that dumpster guy, was he in space

          • Facts

            Yes I did for a second

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      Where’s our Tang?!?

      • Facts

        I was thirsty.

        • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

          So selfish.

  • I am back from lunch everybody!

    • TatR!

      Good grief

      • I started ep 5 b ut it had been awhile so I was confused on a few things. think I might skim the first handful

        • TatR!

          Yay! Probably smart

  • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

    On sunday, I was reminded how great 70s Aerosmith was.

  • Diddly

    “I feel like we’re in a movie right now.

    Russia’s goals were to get our government in chaos and getting the UK out of the EU. They’ve successfully done that.

    It seems like right now, we are at the point in the movie where they think they’ve won, but the good guys are thinking of a plot to reverse things. We’re on the brink on the moment when someone says something off cuff to the hero and they then derives the solution based on that off cuff remark. We then head into a montage of fixing things.”

    • TatR!

      yeah sorry Eric Gardland or Jen Kirkman or whomever but Brexit and Trump were our own fuck ups, not Russias

  • Hey Guys! I never really left!

    • Diddly

      I would expect you to wonder why everyone is leaving

  • The Silver Fox

    While talking about gun violence and gun control in my current events class, I realized that none of these students were born when Columbine happened. And most of them probably don’t really remember the Virginia Tech shooting in 2007 (they would have been about 6 or 7).

    • Facts

      Apparently the shooter at Virginia Tech liked to discuss WWE Smackdown on Friday night online

    • TatR!

      I’m going to need a list of your favourite shootings now

      • The Silver Fox

        Besides those two and Vegas, the ones we discussed were Charles Whitman (University of Texas tower shooter), Dunblane, Port Arthur and San Ysidro, California.

      • The Professor

        Does the bin laden shooting count?

    • The Professor

      My students would be 5 when Obama was first elected.
      Saying john McCain or mitt Romney would go way over their heads

    • Marv

      I imagine all of this is just remarkably normal to kids that age. It’s only the people old enough to remember that daily mass murder wasn’t a thing at one point that seem to get upset.

    • Diddly

      I was 10 when Columbine happened and for the next year schools FREAKED OUT. Like, we had fire drills and active shooter drills every other week. Then it stopped and I can’t recall ever having one again

      • The Silver Fox

        We have had one lockdown drill (in place of one fire drill) a year starting with 1999-2000 school year

  • Facts

    I might check out Buffy and Angel after Im done watching Firefly.

    • Mikey

      I would recommend it.

    • TatR!

      huge commitment

      • Mikey

        Better shows than Twin Peaks, for certain.

    • Don’t do it.

      • Mikey

        He should definitely do it. No need to take advice from Mr. Peanutbutter

    • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

      Season 2 and 3 of Buffy are really the highwater mark of joss on tv.

  • The Professor

    I’m showing America story of us in my history class. It has lots of famous names that the kids have no clue about: newt Gingrich, Michael Bloomberg, David patreius, Rudy Giuliani, Colin Powell.

    Dr oz on the other hand they do know

    • Diddly

      Ask if they prefer Classic 90s Simpsons or Modern Post-2008 Simpsons

      • The Professor

        They would go “simpsons???”

        I mentioned a family guy reference a few weeks ago and the kids had no clue on the reference. Couple years ago they all would have gotten it

        • Diddly

          I don’t even think Spongebob airs anymore, 90s kids seemed to be the cutoff for that

          • The Professor

            Spongebob is popular

      • TatR!

        Do they know Troy McClure!

    • Marv

      Eh, I didn’t know anyone in politics other than the real heavies until my mid-teens especially people that are just mayors or whatever. There’s no reason for anyone outside New York to know who Michael Bloomberg is.

      • The Professor

        Same. Even someone as Mike pence or joe Biden they don’t even know. I could say the same thing for most adults too

    • DAJackson7

      I didn’t really care for that one.

      • The Professor

        Great way to show the revolutionary war in a day

        • DAJackson7

          Ahhh, true

  • Facts

    Poor Shelton resting in peace like that.

  • TatR!

    Looks like the plan the Tories have for Brexit is basically we still obey certain EU rules, we still pay them money, but as a non-member we no longer get any say in anything. That’s pretty good!

    • The Professor

      Which side is tories?

      • TatR!

        How do you mean? They’re like… the baddies

        • The Professor

          Tories are Labor or conservative?

        • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

          Calling them the Tories makes them sound like the mean girl clique table in the lunchroom.

          • TatR!

            It is Mean Girls Day!

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      That doesn’t seem like a very good plan. Didn’t we fight a war with you guys over that?

      • TatR!

        yeah no it isn’t good it makes the whole thing very stupid

    • But at least everyone in coal country that didn’t have jobs are all working now, right?

      • TatR!

        no we’ll probably lose quite a lot of jobs so

  • Mikey

    Did anyone watch The Gifted last night?

  • Fun_Matt_Indeed

    I see I missed some things. Couldn’t get back in time due to my fat ass.

    • Diddly

      WELCOME BACK MATT!

      • Fun_Matt_Indeed

        THANKS DIDDLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        !!!!

    • remember when you were fit and fast?

  • TatR!

    oh jesus something truly terrible is about to happen in GoT I can’t even 🙁

    • TatR!

      sacrificing children to your stupid god is wrong folks

      • ProjectBlue

        Hated that. “George told them” my ass

      • Oh yeah, that’s a fun scene.

      • …………….NOW YOU TELL ME

      • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

        Lets not say something we can’t take back.

      • Also my father is my god and Zeus is not stupid!!

  • Fun_Matt_Indeed

    I missed getting Kenny upvotes, damn it!

  • Man, this lasagna looks amazing

    • The Professor

      Where’s Jon and odie?

    • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

      Kudos on spelling it correctly.

    • ProjectBlue

      Coming to a Geekery near us? I tend to do it if I have time to make my own noodles. Too lazy for the boil kind, the no boil kind can be finicky

  • My wife wants to get a Chromecast. I don’t know what that is. It sounds expensive though.

    • DAJackson7

      It’s not

    • Diddly

      It was like $35 when it came out 4 years ago

      • Fun_Matt_Indeed

        That’s expensive for Mahn. He’s used to paying for things via the bartering system.

        • I’m not really cheap for things that I enjoy, but 35 bucks seems like a lot to spend on a television device.

    • Rick “The Hot Take King” Ross

      It’s pretty handy. Will run you about $60.

    • ProjectBlue

      Cheap. Been trying one out this week. I’m not seeing the benefit of it though as you still need some type of device to send stuff to it

    • yeah they should stop making them out of pure chrome

    • Rick “The Hot Take King” Ross

      Just cancel a dinner date plan in exchange. It’ll be about same price.

  • Facts

    Firefly has Christina Hendricks so of course that show is amazing to me.

    • TatR!

      Even she couldn’t resist the DENNIS system. Check out that shit eating grin: http://i.imgur.com/Bj49k.jpg

      • Facts

        Look at those wonderful chest sweaters too.

      • ProjectBlue

        And a heavy sigh for images being off. …though still at work so partly a sigh of relief

    • Fun_Matt_Indeed

      She has way too many clothes on in everything.

      • Facts

        She needs to be nude.

      • Facts

        Also I am in love with this show and the western setting with the futuristic scifi aspect.

  • ProjectBlue

    Kid kicks a kid in the balls, take his computer away, dude gets serial killer coldness “you’re a big stupid jerk who can’t teach anyway so I’m glad” ……loses coldness 5 minutes later crying “I just want to use the computer, I’m sorry”.

    ….this place turned insane asylum pretty gradually

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    TIL Streets of Rage 3 is remarkably difficult.

    • Rick “The Hot Take King” Ross

      Always preferred Final Fight

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        I wish I had that. I didn’t get a SNES until about a decade ago and by that time the game had reached stupid prices.

      • I used to meet a friend at a local convenience store to play that back in the day.

    • Dwayne

      I haven’t played that one but 2 was good

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        2 is the rockin’ tits. I fire up that one every now and again and whomp folks. I had initially planned on doing that but then I realized the Genesis collection I had also had 3 so I decided to try it.

    • Tears of rage, tears of grief
      Why am I the one who must be the thief?
      Come to me now, you know
      We’re so alone
      And life is brief

  • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

    Seriously, Get Your Wings, Toys in the Attic and Rocks are great.

  • Diddly

    My LEGO Star Wars Ultimate Dictionary has been delivered!

    • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

      Talk about a humble brag.

    • The Professor

      I understand those words but don’t know how they connect

      • Diddly

        It’s a DK Visual Dictionary!

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        That’s the fun part about Lego. Your only limit is your imagination.

    • I don’t have to poop right now, but tomorrow morning? Look out!

      • Diddly

        Oh this will not be going near my bathroom!

  • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

    Rain outta nowhere

    • The Silver Fox

      We’re in that time now where it tough to decide what to wear on any given day. Morning temps are in the high 30’s/low 40’s, by afternoon the temps are high 70’s to mid 80’s. In the morning you need to dress for late fall, the afternoons it’s late summer.

      • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

        Just wear those pants that you can unzip to make shorts. Problem solved!

  • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

    Can’t believe HDTGM is doing Friday 13th X and not Prom Night. Come on man.

    • What is that?

      • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

        They’re the Jason movies. They’re called Friday the 13th.

        • No, I meant HDTGM

          • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

            How would HDTGM be an abbreviation for the Jason movies? Hockey Death Total Gross Mask?

          • No, I don’t imagine that’s what it stands for. But that’s why I’m asking.

          • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

            If you knew that wasn’t what it stood for, why did you ask if that’s what it stood for?

          • Does the T stand for television?

          • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

            Which The? The The? Or the other The?

          • The T. The middle letter of what I assume is an abbreviation.

            Does it stand for television? Or the?

          • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

            The stands for The. Always has. That’s why its spelled The.

          • What does the h stand for?

          • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

            Which h? The h in The? It doesn’t stand for anything.

          • I feel like it should stand for something. If it doesn’t stand for something then it’ll fall for anything. Is it really that sort of letter?

            What about the e?

          • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

            The e stands for what housewives in the 50s said when they saw a mouse in the kitchen.

          • For such a short word there’s a lot going on there

    • Rick “The Hot Take King” Ross

      It was called Jason X

    • Diddly

      Prom Night was the #1 movie in America for a weekend, sir!

  • The Silver Fox

    With October having a Friday the 13th, it makes sense to watch some Friday the 13th movies next Friday.

    • The Professor

      Definitely a great day for your class

      • ProjectBlue

        I won’t be at the building that day with the kid with schizoid tendencies that thinks the boogie man is after him. Score!

        • The Professor

          My kids will be at the computer lab that day

    • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

      2, 4 and 6 are definitely the best ones.

    • I’m having family over for my son’s birthday which is Saturday.

      • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

        Friday the 13th is very rarely on a Saturday.

        • But every Saturday is a Saturday.

          • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

            Well, that’s just science.

  • Devin Harris

    Guess who got volunteered for the new Madea movie

    • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

      You guessed it, Frank Stallone.

    • ProjectBlue

      There’s a new Madea movie?

      • The Professor

        When isn’t there a new madea movie?

      • Devin Harris

        Boo 2. Had to see part one last year and I fell asleep in the theater. I’m guessing this one will be more of the same

        • DAJackson7

          They show them in theater? I thought they were straight to DVD

          • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

            They make like a billion dollars.

    • I only sort of know what a Madea movie is, and I learned it RIGHT HERE on the BoD.

      • Devin Harris

        If you were married to a black woman you would be a Madea savant

        • I do know a black woman. Maybe I’ll ask her about it.

          • Devin Harris

            I’m sure she’s seen them all.

      • This isn’t the BoD

    • RudoWakening

      You?

      • Devin Harris

        Of course me. Only other candidate would be Dwayne. I think he volunteers himself though

    • Facts

      My wife enjoys those movies.

  • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

    True or False, Frank Sinatra started this trend of celebrities dying.

    • Fun_Matt_Indeed

      Sammy and Dean died before Frank.

      • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

        They didn’t die. They passed away.

        • Fun_Matt_Indeed

          Ok.

      • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

        But they always come back next season
        .
        *Supernatural joke*

    • Comdukakis

      false. It was James Dean

  • Diddly
    • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

      Real Monsters!!!

    • DAJackson7

      What in the world is that? Pokemon come to life?

      • Diddly

        Praying Mantises

  • HAHA so woman comes in and admits she screwed up and that they need sound equipment OUTSIDE the building set up in the next 15 minutes for an event. I said I will see what I can do and as she goes out the door says THANK YOU
    then what I guess she thought was under her breath “since it’s your job”

    your job… is to put these kind of requests in…..that’s what the secretary of an office does… make sure you do the shit your boss asked you to do.

    • Devin Harris

      We are helping put on an event for a woman who legit has Alzheimer’s. Everyone kept telling me to watch out for her, but no one will explain to me why she’s still in charge. It makes no sense

      • They told her 5 times she isn’t in charge anymore but…………..

  • I’ve got to stop in at the shirt store on my way home and see about getting a new shirt.

    • I like this store because it’s called “Just White Shirts” but they actually sell other colours too. It’s a little joke.

      • Rick “The Hot Take King” Ross

        That store as great shirts. Expensive but super good quality.

  • The Silver Fox
  • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

    I like ice cream, yes I do. I like ice cream, how bout you?

    • Tranquilo is Hoss?!?!?

    • Yes, I like savoury flavours like carrot, asparagus, or broccoli.

    • Rick “The Hot Take King” Ross

      I prefer Gelato or Sorbet.

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    🚂🚃🚃🚃🚋🚈🚃🚋🚃🥒.

  • Blackjack Jowalsen

    Excellent, I got my sweet payout from the Art.com class action lawsuit… a ten dollar voucher for Art.com.

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    50 Ways to Leave Your Lover is a great tune.

    • The Silver Fox

      Like that song, although Loves Me Like a Rock is probably my favorite solo Paul Simon song.

      • ..Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard?

        • The Silver Fox

          Also good, along with Kodachrome, You Can Call Me Al, The Boy in the Bubble.

      • Blackjack Jowalsen

        I can listen to the whole Graceland album any day.

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        That one is also good. Another good one is Kodachrome. Any song is tops with me that features a segment of what I refer to as “controlled frenzy” (another example would be CCR’s “Commotion”).

    • There are many good songs.

  • Devin Harris

    Episode three of Family Ties. This one is about the youngest daughter playing with her male friend

    • Comdukakis

      not one of the better ones

  • Marv

    We’ve moved past the puke stage into the new diaper every thirty minutes stage…for all of us not just the toddler lol

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      The little one is down with the sickness?

      • RudoWakening

        He already told Edna to fuck off and die.

        This is the first time I have ever quoted Disturbed.

        • Mr. Money On The Table

          *makes animal sounds*

          There, I did too. Now we’re in this together!

      • Marv

        Whole fam is sick it’s a miserable house today lol

        • I’m never going to eastern Washington

          • Marv

            I really should see if their kids are sick too

          • nope just traumatized

        • Mr. Money On The Table

          Yikes. Well that will teach you to loudly bang in stranger houses. A pox on thee!

  • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

    Apparently the guy getting tossed out of my improv group is not taking it well.

    • Facts

      Is he getting a severance package?

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      Are they walking around in a huff slamming imaginary doors?

      • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

        I’m not even in the same state as he is so I don’t know.

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    This water spot on the ceiling at work kinda looks like a butt..

    • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

      This butt spot on the ceiling at work kinda looks like a water!

  • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

    How many more posts before we get a night thread?

  • The Silver Fox

    Simon & Garfunkel, The Everly Brothers or Hall & Oates?

    • Blackjack Jowalsen

      Hmmm, Simon and Garfunkel.

    • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

      Garfunkel and Oates.

    • Marry S&G Fuck H&O murder the Everly Brothers

    • RudoWakening

      Hall & Oates

    • S&G

      • Although to be fair, I don’t really know H&O so it’s not an educated decision.

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    I have been here for two hours and have not helped a soul. If I weren’t still stoned I would be kinda bored.

  • Blackjack Jowalsen

    Hmmm, just realized that only one of these true/false questions I wrote is false. It’s okay, students should be comfortable with the truth.

    • The Professor

      One time I made it all true. The smart kids were super upset because they figured there had to be one that is false

  • RudoWakening

    My ankle hurts and my allergies are killing me. I’m gonna eat Boca chick’n nuggets and tots.

    • The Silver Fox

      I keep hoping that the temperature will get about five degrees lower so we can get a frost to kill off the ragweed (at least at the elevation where our house is, in the valley where we both work it’ll be a while longer). So far, though, no luck. Frost hasn’t gotten much below 4,000 ft., and our house is at 2,000 feet.

    • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

      Allergies are a myth.

      • Blackjack Jowalsen

        I’ve never seen one.

      • RudoWakening

        Go away

        • I’m sure he will once Miss Betty sends him Lindsay Lohan’s number

          • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

            Still waiting.

          • Miss Betty is very good at her job. I’m sure it’ll all be taken care of once she receives your request.

  • The Silver Fox

    Got our chimney cleaned and inspected today. So we can now tell our insurance company that it’s safe to use the wood stove for another year.

    • Devin Harris

      How is it? I heard wood wasn’t very efficient

      • The Silver Fox

        I think the efficiency rating was above 80%. We also have a gas furnace that gives us most of our heat in the cold weather. This time of year though (along with the early spring), the wood stove is fine by itself.

  • Devin Harris

    Had to abort the episode because the family walked in and started yapping. Try to watch it later

    • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

      For a second, I thought you aborted the family.

      • Dwayne

        That’s next

  • Marv

    I’m watching an audition tape from the girl that played Laura in Logan and not only is she of course amazing but she’s also British. Even the Hispanic parts are going to British actors now. I may watch the movie again tonight.

  • RudoWakening

    Here is Xannie being a smart girl and doing tricks:
    https://www.instagram.com/p/BZyBoP5B-p3/

    • Upvoted before clicking the link.

    • How much bigger is Xanadu gonna get, by the way?

      • RudoWakening

        Probably not much

  • Rick “The Hot Take King” Ross

    Millennials have it right. Avocado toast is the shit.

  • The Silver Fox

    Which sort of quizzes/tests did you hate in high school: true/false, multiple choice or essay?

    • The Professor

      Essay by far. I can’t write very well

      • The Silver Fox

        Essays were my weakest. Didn’t help that by the end (especially on exams) my wrist would be so sore that my handwriting was barely legible.

    • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

      pregnancy

    • Any math test that required you to “show your work” and punished you for not doing it the “right” way.

      • Marv

        Yeah this

      • The Silver Fox

        Hated long division.

      • ProjectBlue

        Eh, I’m down with showing work but from there, any way you can consistently get to the answer, no right way

        • Ain’t no way in hell I pull down a 30 on my ACT without the ability to work backwards during the math section by plugging in the multiple choice answers and seeing which one holds up.

      • The Professor

        Really hate those teachers.

        I am top kid when it comes to math and can do it in my head 90% of the time.
        I’ve gotten into arguments with teachers over that.

        If I was a kid today with the common core crap, I would literally be the kid that goes on the test “I did it in all my head and I got the right answer so whatever.”

        • “Common core” is something I’ve heard a lot but have no idea what it actually is.

          • The Professor

            Real world problems where you have to write in a paragraph the answer.

          • ProjectBlue

            Eh, at elementary level anyway, it’s not bad at all, vague framework of things you should do in each grade level, it’s been screwed over by the content companies and a lot of the “government shouldn’t tell me what to teach in my ‘Merica” types

        • The Silver Fox

          I had a lot of difficulty explaining math to my daughter, because it’s taught completely differently than when I was in school.

    • ProjectBlue

      Lovvvvvvved multiple choice, I didn’t become a good bullshitter with my writing until very late in HS then College, so we’ll go essay

      • ProjectBlue

        Though I’m still a semi-slow/deliberate writer. For the Praxis test, at the time I took it, it was split into 2 parts, 2 hours of MC, two hours of writing, finished the MC in 45 minutes, was writing the frigging essays as the proctor was walking down the aisle to collect it

  • The Professor

    Multiple choice tests are the best because you can use scantrons and grade it in 2 min

    • The Silver Fox

      Definitely.

  • The Professor

    Now at the Ann and Chris goodbye episode

    • Marv

      AKA the end of the show, it’s all waaaaaay downhill from there

      • The Professor

        The wedding episode could have been used as the series finale. Wouldn’t get the whole recall election stuff and Leslie’s struggles on city council.

        • Marv

          That would be ok too. With Anne and Chris gone they start adding new characters and they’re all the worst thing you’ve ever seen

          • The Professor

            That new yelling guy who has the kids birthday party is horrible

          • Marv

            Thank you! Turds try to convince me all the time that he isn’t bad but he legitimately ruined the whole show for me. He sticks around waaaay too long, I quit watching before the show ended because of him.

      • RudoWakening

        Season 7 was pretty great

        • Marv

          Never finished it, show ends when Anne and Chris leave lol

      • Comdukakis

        Naah it was good through the end

  • RudoWakening

    Watching a documentary about the Moops

    • The Professor

      It’s the moors you idiot

      • RudoWakening

        MOOPS!

        • The Professor

          It’s moors; it’s a typo!!!

          • RudoWakening

            The card says Moops!

          • The Professor

            Grabs you by the neck

            Say moors say moors!!!!!

          • RudoWakening

            **choking**

            MOOPS!

          • The Professor

            MOORS!!!!

  • RudoWakening

    The woman hosting this doc kinda looks like Liz Phair

  • The Professor

    Here’s a problem from 7th grade math:
    You have a choice of 3 loans with x months and y interest. Which one would give you the lowest monthly payment? Which one would you pay the least amount overall?
    Write in a paragraph which loan you would pick and why?

    • The Professor

      I had A honors students freaking out over that problem.

    • ProjectBlue

      Poor math’s been fucked over for year’s now. More reading and writing than computing because “rote memorization is a waste of time”

    • Marv

      Yeah I’m 37 and still have to submit questions like this to my wife or mother lol

    • The Silver Fox

      The only thing that should be written out in math is geometric proofs.

    • Best_in_the_World

      None because I’m a minor and the contract is unenforceable.

  • The Silver Fox

    Geometry was my weakest math subject in school, because I always seemed to miss something in the proofs and constructs that would screw up my answers.

    • The Professor

      I did it in summer school just to get it over with

    • I hated that class because it was very hard to reconcile the idea that there are dyed-in-the-wool laws that affect nebulous concepts like shapes.

      • It’s the laws of the universe!

        • I think I had to think more about triangles in the three months of taking that class than in my other 28 3/4 years combined.

          I think that whole class is a product of the cabal known as Big Triangle.

  • Tidy Joe’s for dinner tonight boys. We’re living the life!

  • Big DC Comics sale on Comixology for NYCC… lots of vol. 1 teases available pretty cheap.

    • Could be a good starting point of Marv and Thad’s THOSE WERE THE DAYS column!

      • Marv

        I’ll look through tonight I need to get on this Comixology bandwagon already. I’ve read very little since the beginning of August.

      • RudoWakening

        I only have my iPhone and an iPad and I CAN’T BUY ANYTHING FROM THEM

  • I hated all school, but

    • Favorites were math, history, and computers

      • Least favourites were English – I was a big reader, but no desire at all to analyze or discuss. And anything creative

        • The Silver Fox

          Without CliffsNotes, I would have done a much poorer job in English.

        • ProjectBlue

          Hated English until Junior year when the teacher encouraged us to rip shit apart if we didn’t like it. Until then everything was just bullshit writing what I thought the teacher was looking for.

      • ProjectBlue

        We didn’t really have much computer access until high school even then it was just typing. History was my favorite. Math I liked but I always half assed it and took my lazy b’s over anything else

  • The Silver Fox

    Not surprisingly, social studies was my best subject in high school, followed by science (especially chemistry) and math (except geometry).

  • RudoWakening

    My favourite subjects in school were, in order:

    5. Biology
    4. Physics
    3. English
    2. Music
    1. History/social studies

    • Physics, Calculus, Algebra II, Trigonometry, and Anatomy were not mandatory to graduate high school here, but seem to be mandatory most everywhere else.

      • We didn’t need physics or anatomy

      • ProjectBlue

        They’re backing off a lot on the upper level classes. Stooges could have gotten away with no physics, calc or trig if they didn’t have an insane person after them

        • Our strategy seems to be “do whatever we can do short of outright fraud to graduate as many kids as possible without any shits given about how prepared they are for anything past high school.”

        • The Silver Fox

          The kid took all three of those in high school.

          • ProjectBlue

            Yeah, made the boys too. They were (still are) sorta dicey on long range plans so they might end up needing them anyway in college so told them to get the head start now

      • RudoWakening

        I took honors physics as a junior and it was not easy. I failed three quarters of Algebra II/Trig because once letters get involved in math, I’m out

        • If you took Physics here, you had the option to buy a shirt with like, all the formulas you needed on it that you could wear on test days, kinda like a cheat sheet, but if and only if you bought the shirt. You couldn’t write them in a notebook and use that.

          • ProjectBlue

            That’s the scammiest fucking thing I’ve heard of and how does that help on the test unless you’re taking off or twisting the shirt all around?

          • No shit, the formulas are printed upside down so you could look straight down at them.

          • You hope the guy in front of you is wearing the shirt, too.

  • The Professor

    Least fav subject was pe and art. I am not athletic and have no artistic ability

    • The Silver Fox

      I have more athletic skills now than I did when I was in high school. Also have no artistic ability outside of photography.

    • ProjectBlue

      ….I do computers now and I don’t even consider computers/gym/art etc as legit subjects. 3 R’s or gtfo for subjects unless you’re branching out into more advanced form of them by HS or college

    • Comdukakis

      I liked P.E. best. I liked any sport. I also liked English, drama, and history. Least favorite were math and science

  • Comdukakis

    Strange. I’m literally as of two minutes ago reading a Johnny cash bio and they are discussing Tom petty and the heartbreakers playing on his second American album with Rick Rubin

  • The Silver Fox

    I had 6 courses in grade 12:
    English
    German IV
    Physics
    Calculus
    Civics
    Sociology one term/psychology the other (the others were all full year)

    • ProjectBlue

      English
      Physics
      AP Calc
      Economics
      AP Psych
      …I thinkkkkk that was it, maybe an elective or two

      • ProjectBlue

        …hm, “college accounting” for which I got community college credit for

    • RudoWakening

      Honors English Lit
      Advanced English Handbells
      US Government
      Economics
      PE IV
      World History IV

      • RudoWakening

        Shit. I had Journalism as well

    • First half of senior year:

      Spanish I (which was cool because most of the kids were freshmen so I could pull rank on them)
      Honors English
      Creative Writing
      Government

      Second half:
      Genetics
      Teacher’s Aide for my Government/Econ teacher
      French III
      Economics

  • The Silver Fox

    After high school I was pretty fluent in German (4 years of it). I haven’t really spoken since I was in Germany in 1989, so I’ve lost most of it.

  • The Professor

    I wish I took Spanish in school because it would help form my job and living in la.
    Took French because teacher was good looking and the Spanish teacher was a difficult grader

    • I asked to be put in French I freshman year. For whatever reason, I got put in German and decided to douche out on the poor German teacher (who was actually from Germany) at any and all opportunity.

    • The Silver Fox

      I took German in high school because the teacher was very good looking, and also because it was the only one with an exchange program.

  • Refreshing myself on the first 4 Twin Peaks eps of the Return before moving forward. The Micheal Cera scene is so great

  • Fun_Matt_Indeed

    IG’d my record player!

  • “My shadow is always with me..sometimes ahead of me….sometimes behind….sometimes to the left….sometimes to the right….except on cloudy days…or at night”

  • Fun_Matt_Indeed

    Bought the girl some Mickey stickers.

    Toddlers love stickers.

    • They do. The Boy got ahold of my wallet one day some time ago and plastered tools all over it. I kept them.

      • Fun_Matt_Indeed

        As you should

    • RudoWakening

      They sure do. Girls especially

  • The Silver Fox

    I think the kid is enjoying residence life, except for the food. She has made requests for food she would like when she is home from Friday to Tuesday. Hard to believe it’s already the mid-term for her.

    • ProjectBlue

      It’s going fast. The dormers have been home a time or two already each. Both coming home this weekend to do Fafsa

      • The Silver Fox

        I’m a little bit surprised she made it this long before coming home.

        • ProjectBlue

          I’m shocked the dormers have come home at all. Glad, but shocked

      • The Professor

        fafsa

    • I actually REALLY enjoyed dorm life despite the fact our building was a total shithole with communal bathrooms that was torn down like two years after I left.

  • 11 minutes til first pitch! Let’s go Yankees!

    • boo

    • The Silver Fox

      I’d kind of like to see the Twins win.

      • I get that. I just would rather that not happen.

        • The Silver Fox

          I’m used to not having a rooting interest in the postseason since the O’s have, for the most part, sucked since 1983. So I usually go by who has gone the longest since winning the World Series in each series.

          • RudoWakening

            So you’re rooting for the Tribe?

          • The Silver Fox

            The Tribe would be choice this year to win it all, followed by the Astros and Nationals.

          • RudoWakening

            I’m pulling for the ‘Stros because I’m a HUGE fan of Altuve and Correa

          • WE’RE TOTES WINNING IT ALL NEXT YEAR THOUGH.

  • The Professor

    why am i seeing basketball scores on espn.com?

    The season just ended and it has been nonstop nba talk all offseason

    • ESPNBA has something of a vested interest in a sport they have a lot of broadcast rights to.

  • ProjectBlue

    Petty doc still on netflix. Re-watching. Yikes, didn’t remember it being 4 hours

    • yeah that’s why I hadn’t watched it yet

    • We don’t seem to have this doc.

      • Yes we do! I was searching in The Boy’s account which has limits I guess.

        Four hours though. Yikes. I don’t watch that much television in a week combined unless it’s a World Wrestling Entertainment pay per view.

  • RudoWakening

    Wait… Didi Gregorius hits clean-up?!

    • He had a great season. 25 homeruns as a SS and he missed the first 6 weeks or so.

    • Tranquilo Baby Tranquilo

      Didi, get out of my laboratory!

  • Dwayne

    First Yankee game I’ve watched this year.

    • I watched a Yankee game in person when they came to Toronto and defeated our local Jaybirds.

      • Dwayne

        Jaybirds weren’t very good this year.

    • The team has been a lot of fun with the new group of kids taking the field.

      • RudoWakening

        I’ve watched a few of their games this year against the White Sox. There’s definitely an air of HAVIN’ FUN MAGGLE to them

        • The whole old school somber and serious way of doing things is pretty far gone.

          • RudoWakening

            I’m so glad it’s gone. Baseball is a kid’s game; have as much fun with it as a grown-up as you did when you were 11

  • The Silver Fox

    One of the kid’s favorite parts of the campus is that it has a good trout stream running through it that is open for fishing (catch and release only). She’s been teaching her roommate how to fly fish.

    • ProjectBlue

      UConn kid is across from the dairy farm, he’s getting a kick running through the farm for his miles

      • The Silver Fox

        Radford University (like Appalachian State) has a lot of outdoor activities and clubs. She’s already gone rafting and hiking, and may try snowshoeing if there’s enough snow this winter.

    • Dwayne

      What school?

      • The Silver Fox

        Radford University in the Shenandoah Valley of Virginia, about 20 miles from Virginia Tech.

        • Dwayne

          Like Rad Radford.

          • The Silver Fox

            Yep.

          • Dwayne

            What is she studying?

          • The Silver Fox

            Aiming to be an occupational or physical therapist when she graduates.

          • Dwayne

            That’s pretty cool

          • He was a Bodydonna in training.

          • Dwayne

            Sure was

          • RudoWakening

            Then he went to Philly and got a move named after him

          • And then he died.

          • RudoWakening

            But before that he was also Madonna’s Boyfriend

          • I don’t count Mexico.

          • RudoWakening

            Racist.

          • Yeah.

  • RudoWakening

    I like Joe Mauer.

  • RudoWakening

    Currently watching Frida hand feed Xannie a bunch of kale

  • God damn it, Severino! First at bat? Jesus.

  • Dwayne

    Touchdown Twins!

  • Dwayne

    I have a Twins hat

  • The Silver Fox

    3-0 Twins

  • Fuck.

  • Dwayne

    Come get ya boy, Yankees.

  • RudoWakening

    Jesus H, Severino is garbage right now

    • Dwayne

      I thought that’s what Severino meant

    • He was shit against the Twins last week, too. They should’ve started CC or Tanaka. They’ve been better.

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    There’s gotta be a dirty movie called “Butt Frenzy”, right? By this day and age?

  • The Professor

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dhMwoVxHQVA

    This made me laugh so hard.
    Ron Swanson letter to canada

    • RudoWakening

      I think “There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk, which is water that’s lying about being milk” might be my favourite Swanson line

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    My Uber smells like french fries and he’s got the Twins game on. I can keep up with y’all.

    …I want french fries.

  • The Professor

    LA Week 4 TV rankings:
    1. Colts-Seahawks
    2. #Rams-Cowboys
    3. #Raiders-Broncos
    4. Dolphins-Saints
    5. Steelers-Ravens
    tie
    5.#Chargers-Eagles

    • ProjectBlue

      That’s just going to be amazing. Plus, chargers have further to fall. As bad as they are now, they’ll need to break in another qb or 4 in the next couple years post Rivers

  • Jimmy
    Jimmy
    Oh, Jimmy Mack
    When are you coming back?

  • Well…this is certainly how post season should go

  • Pitching is so weird… like how sometimes these guys have no control over their pitches…think if QBs shit the bed as often as starting pitchers do

  • I mean everyone has a bad day but Santana is the guy they picked for this must win game and he has no real control over his slider

  • Also its just kind of wired that there are starters who can throw 6-8 innings and then relief guys who can go like 3. Like not that they just aren’t as good of the starts but are only good for half the innings… I swear I’m not new to baseball it is just interesting stuff when you think about it. Or a save guy who is like GREAT for one inning

  • JESUS

  • RudoWakening

    Buxton is a GOD in center

  • GARDY GOES YARDY! GARDNER PLANTS ONE INTO THE RIGHT FIELD SEATS AND THE YANKEES TAKE A 4-3 LEAD!

    • That first sentence is as bad as anything i’ve ever posted

      • Fun_Matt_Indeed

        Maybe.

      • Not even close. It’s John Sterling’s home run call for Gardner.

        • Yeah and I think he’s terrible…….an a bomb……from a rod….
          Yea no thanks

          • He’s quaint. He’s folksy. He’s Pa Pinstripe!

            Suzyn Waldman on the other hand…

          • Ya I’ve thought you have a bout as bad of an announce team I know of in baseball….other than Thad’s Hawk

          • I wouldn’t shed a tear if they put in a new announce team… though at times I enjoy the home run calls. It’s gonna be a little weird listening to a Yankees game without them, but Sterling gets worse every year.

          • Suzyn return of Clemens call never gets old

          • OH MOI GAWD!

          • Marv

            You know he’s bad because I find him hilarious.

        • Marv

          …so it’s worse?

  • I think Santa is having a bad night…

  • Fun_Matt_Indeed

    Time for some bourbon. Why not.

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    I should have picked up McDonalds😞

    • Fun_Matt_Indeed

      Because of your fascination with diarrhea?

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        That was Shelton who liked poop. I just wanted some fries and a comically large number of Mcnuggets.

  • Dwayne

    I knew 3-0 wasn’t enough. You gotta do better than that to hold the Yanks down. That would be enough to beat my Mets who can’t score. Lol

  • The Silver Fox
  • Mr. Money On The Table

    ..

    Shit! I lost it.

  • Marv

    This has been the most miserable day in a long long time. I cannot wait for this kid and this woman to go the fuck to sleep lol

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      Oh yeah, you’re like in Oregon Trail “Your crew has cholera” times.

      • RudoWakening

        Dysentery

        • Mr. Money On The Table

          Butt has died.

    • Rub some booze on both their gums

  • This game is going to be 16-14 by the end and they will be through all their pitchers

  • RudoWakening

    This game will end Friday morning

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    Leinenkugel…you are a harsh beer. You fight the pallet the entire time. Never relenting. I respect it but I do not enjoy it.

  • I just played on the floor with the kids for about 45 minutes. I hate the floor.

  • The Silver Fox

    I remember a student wearing a “You Have Died of Dysentery ” shirt. Had no idea it was from a computer game.

  • The Professor

    Pawnee: home of the stick up leslie knope’s butt

  • Wow… D-Rob already…

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    I wish my Sega Genesis would be friends with my damn TV. I wanna bust out some Street Fighter. The SNES one doesn’t compare.

  • BIRD IS THE WORD!

      • Marv

        It’s basically an announcer saying “Hey the athletes did something but don’t forget about MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”

  • Marv

    Kid is down, I imagine he’ll be up again a few times tonight. Edna and I watched some news and despite all this murder and mayhem happening her main take away was: Why does Donald not wear a wedding ring? lol

    • They don’t make that small of a ring size?

      • Marv

        My cock ring disagrees.

    • Fun_Matt_Indeed

      What if Obama didn’t wear a ring? That would be all over Fox News.

      • Marv

        Do Islamic people wear bands? These are important questions.

    • Facts

      …………………………….

      *raises eyebrow*

    • Honestly you would think this would be something Pence would bring up EVERY day

  • Ferrari only 2017 of those bats….better get one

  • That sucks

  • Stranger In the Alps

    Marlins Guy front row and center as always. He’s like baseball’s version of a smark. I’m waiting for him to start a “You still got it chant” for CC.

    • Fuck that guy

      • Stranger In the Alps

        I want the netting behind home plate removed until he gets it square in the face.

  • I’m Impressed I thought Judge was going to shit the bed in his first playoff game..

  • Stranger In the Alps

    Ugh, this game is two hours old and only in the 4th inning. I’m all for leaving the game alone, but how about some pitching??

  • Mmmmm I want a hot dog

    • Stranger In the Alps

      Got another 90s-kid favorite coming up soon. A little Disney retro sci-fi story.

  • Where’d everybody go?

  • The Professor

    Almost to the end of season 6 of parks and rec. Just watched the prom episode.

    One problem with watching 100+ episodes over the course of 11 days is that a lot starts to blend together

    • The Professor

      BTW only other show I watched as fast as parks and rec is my first run through of Breaking Bad. Watched the first 5 seasons in a week.
      Only reason why I was able to do this is because of my illness. I normally watch 1-3 episodes of a show a day (unless it is a netflix show that just released a whole season).

    • That’s about how fast I watch the show on rewatches.

  • I’d appreciate about 5-6 more Yankees runs here. I don’t want to take anything for granted.

  • Reasonable Opinion Guy

    If we’re allowing media again,just be warned that PK is back. I know this because he called me a faggot yesterday.

    • He’s here?

      • Reasonable Opinion Guy

        The other site.

        • Media was disabled about an hour or so after we brought it back. Plus, no one is posting right now, less tempting for attention seekers.

  • My wife is watching NCIS.

  • Walkin’ in a run. Easy like a Sunday morning.

  • Facts

    Donald Trump is Max Schrek from Batman Returns

  • Three more outs!

  • THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES WIN!

    Bring on the Tribe! Major League, baby!

  • Marv

    Meh at the Yankees lol

    It’s gonna be a long night